Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 295 Heavenly Army Pressing In
My hair stood on end.

Tang Xuanci knew that he was protected by the old baby's consciousness, and the beaker could no longer secretly tamper with the signal transmitter that connected the nerves in the ear.

Ying Wo remained silent, holding the phone up to him, her alluring eyes fixed on him, clearly saying:

"Let's chat. What does this old beaker want from you?"

Tang Xuanci remained outwardly calm, but his mind was racing with thoughts.

Seeing no response, the woman on the other end of the phone quickly spoke up, calling out:

"Tang Lang?"

Good heavens, besides three parts Buddhist air, three parts arrogance, there was also a distinct hint of gentle charm in his tone.

Let alone the Old Mother of Lishan who understands human nature, even the stone monkey next to her, who has no human nature, could tell that something was amiss.

Tang Xuanci clearly saw a cold glint flash in Lao Beibi's eyes and thought to herself, "Oh no, she's far more hostile to this rival than to the other women. She'll probably go through our chat history later."

One second, two seconds, two and a half seconds!

Seeing the growing suspicion in the old baby's eyes, he acted swiftly and decisively, immediately speaking into his phone:
"Bodhisattva, please don't send me any more cloud messages in the future, I'm afraid WoWo will misunderstand!"

After saying that, he tapped his finger with lightning speed and hung up the voice call.

Ah this?

Upon hearing such witty remarks, Zhu Wuneng was stunned, thinking to himself:

"Are they treating the Old Mother of Lishan and the Bodhisattva of Lingshan like little maids? Anyone who didn't know better would think they were young girls just experiencing first love. If they can get away with this, I, Old Pig, will eat shit!"

Unexpectedly, when Ying Wo heard him speak so directly to the old beaker in order to avoid arousing his suspicion, he felt a mix of surprise, joy, and elation.

Even his originally serious expression started to falter.

Of course, she still casually browsed through the chat history.

When she saw that Bilanpo, who had attained the status of a Bodhisattva, had no shame and kept harassing her husband with messages, while her husband completely ignored her, she felt even more comfortable.

"Hmph, since you've already said that, why not just delete her?"

With a half-smile, she lightly swiped her finger and deleted the message from Pilanpo's cloud account.

Just thinking about the expression on that old beaker's face right now makes my heart flutter with girlish joy!
When the car arrived at the toll station, she not only kept her promise, but also generously left the Maybach behind so that her husband could take that fairy to play.

Upon seeing this scene, Zhu Wuneng almost burst into tears.

Tang Xuanci praised Ying Wo, saying she possessed the qualities of an empress!

Ying Wo said irritably, "Just burn this car after you're done using it, I find it dirty."

The book is brief.

After receiving Fairy Tianyu, Tang Xuanci first sent the badly injured yellow-scaled snake to the White Snake and Green Snake. Then, he followed the usual routine: eating, shopping, watching movies, and finally having a bowl of spicy hot pot. He played until dawn.

Oh, and he also ate a can of spinach, which he secretly had Bai Shanjun deliver to the hotel.

It turns out that after the Queen Mother of the Qin Dynasty ascended to the throne, she imposed strict control over spinach, which symbolized power.

On the first day of each month, it is distributed as usual, in an amount equal to the number of times the women in the household are on duty.

As for the outer residence, if Tang Xuanci wanted to go on a business trip, he would have to go directly to her to get it.

Tang Xuanci really didn't want to provoke the old baby anymore, so he could only ask the student on duty today, Bai Shanjun, to keep it a secret and make up for it when there was another opportunity.

It's worth mentioning that there are actually two alternatives to spinach.

First, the Nine-Dimensional Dunjia:
He only needs to reduce his dimensionality once to gain 99% of the functions of an ordinary person. Except for the last 1% which is still impossible to break through, he feels no different from when he is not wearing the magic headband.

However, the downside is that once you become a super-intense muscle monk, you have to time it down to the minute, so you just rush through it in two and a half minutes, which also interferes with your grueling training plan and daily routine.

It really shouldn't be used too often.

Secondly, it was the burning breath exhaled by Hu Qinghua;

This thing is incredibly addictive; one shot and you're hooked.

The downside is that it has a very short shelf life and requires Fox Qinghua to be present.

Otherwise, it's impossible to first have Hu Qinghua blow on it, then launch it and speed to another location, right? Even so, the range is still very short.

However, Bai Shanjun has now become Hu Qinghua's good sister, so if she doesn't have spinach, she can always ask Hu Qinghua for help. Therefore, Tang Xuanci's promise to make it up to her later isn't exactly a lie.

For the next few days, Fairy Tianyu had an incredibly fun time in the Desert Capital.

The furious and shocked Fairy Tianyang sent a message looking for her, but all she could see was Tang Lang's divine face, hear his voice, smell his scent, and breathe...

Completely forgetting about her sister.

Tianyang guessed that Tang Xuanci had probably asked his seventh sister to do this, and he had also secretly come to Azhou to demand the person.

But Tang Xuanci was too lazy to even see him, and only told his disciple to say that he was busy with official duties, and to pretend to be stupid about everything else.

The Heavenly Sun Fairy's anger surged like a raging torrent, but she was helpless.

Soon, news of the battle that night in Chechi Kingdom spread—

The Demon-Slaying Army's seventh force was routed, its commander's camp was massacred by the anti-demon forces, and the fate of its leader is unknown!
Upon hearing this news, Tianyang was utterly shocked. He abandoned his sister, Beaker, and left Azhou without uttering a word.

It's unclear whether she informed on them or whether the Lu family discovered something on their own.

Not two days later, the Demon-Subduing Grand Marshal, whose celestial rank was equal to that of the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, personally led five thousand soldiers and rushed towards Azhou, intending to take Tang Xuanci and his disciples back to be punished!

The spectacle was truly astonishing.

Dark clouds rolled in, pressing down on the mountains and rivers; thunder roared like ten thousand drums.

Zhao Jingzhe, a powerful figure in the Baoxiang Kingdom, was greatly alarmed upon receiving the urgent report.

He immediately ordered the Zhechongfu soldiers on the northwest border to intercept them, and he himself led hundreds of immortals and gods out of the domain and rushed over.

Although this guy is considered neutral according to the Beaker's information, he has a duty to prevent other armies from intruding into his territory.

To put it bluntly, some of the soldiers in Baoxiang Kingdom had already been transferred to quell the rebellion, leaving the country with a depleted military force. Meanwhile, Marshal Tianyou's troops were all elite soldiers and generals, fully capable of rebelling.

Besides, Ark was not very important to him before.

But now, the Mo Shengdu is there, which is very important to him, the head of the domain, and even to the Zhao family, an old-established immortal cultivation family in the Baoxiang Kingdom.

The current local deity of Moshengdu is surnamed Zhao and named Dongzhi.

They were collateral descendants of the Zhao family—equivalent to the mat weavers and shoe sellers of the Liu family in the Han Dynasty.

Tang Xuanci valued this point, which is why he assigned such a lucrative post to Zhao Dongzhi, who was not highly regarded at the time and could not play a practical role.

For both public and private reasons, Zhao Dashen cannot sit idly by.

He went to the scene in person and stopped the Demon-Slaying Grand Marshal in the air above the border of Azhou. His attitude was respectful but firm, and he asked what had happened.

Marshal Tianyou, his face contorted with rage, declared:
"Tang Sanzang and his disciples have colluded with demons and rebelled against Heaven, secretly aiding the enemy army and causing the deaths of his grandson and many soldiers. Their crimes are unforgivable. They must be captured and brought back today. Anyone who dares to obstruct them is an accomplice!"

Zhao Dashen was greatly shocked and immediately put on a show of deep remorse, but... he still did not back down.

Without even asking whether there was any evidence, he directly stated that this matter was of utmost importance and must be thoroughly investigated. He requested that the Grand Marshal appeal to the Heavenly Court, with the Ministry of War handling the case and the Ministry of Thunder and Fire conducting a joint trial.

Marshal Tianyou was furious. He pointed at Zhao Jingzhe and roared, telling him to get as far away as possible from this minor Central Region God, or else he would face the consequences!

Good heavens! With a roar, the five thousand soldiers instantly drew their weapons, their magical power flowing and gathering to form a terrifying killing formation.

The feeling of oppression is extremely strong!
Although the number of soldiers in the Baoxiang Kingdom was two and a half times that of the opposing side, these greenhorns, who were stationed in the Lower Realm Army Prefecture year-round and usually only engaged in gang fights with demons and monsters, had never seen such a scene before.

They were also arrayed in a large formation, but their aura was completely overwhelmed by the opponent, and most of them were already drenched in sweat.

Even Zhao Jingzhe's expression changed slightly. Looking at Marshal Tianyou, who was already renowned and now furious over the loss of his beloved grandson, he was really starting to feel overwhelmed.

However, at this moment.

A loud shout echoed through the heavens and earth, a metallic resonance pulsating with explosive power, yet also carrying a hint of a childlike voice:
"A mere five thousand brats dare to run wild on my old Sun's territory—!?"

Ah this?

It feels familiar!

It's that mischievous monkey from five hundred years ago!
The five thousand heavenly soldiers all paled, and the murderous aura they had displayed just a moment ago vanished completely.

Soon, two clouds of mist and eight helicopters broke through the air, their sirens blaring and their blue and red lights flashing.

It was the Alabama State Police Branch that responded to the call.

(End of this chapter)