Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 296 Demons Attack
"Tang Xuanci, Assistant God of Justice of the Fire Department of the Domain, Supervisor of Military Equipment of the Water Department, and Immortal Officer of the City God Temple of Azhou, pays his respects to the Great God."

Tang Xuanci popped his head out of the Apache attack helicopter, which was painted in blue and white police paint, holding a wired megaphone in his hand, and said:

"May I ask what's going on here? Are those thugs over there trying to rebel? Should we have Sun Xianchai and Zhu Xianchai lead their men to take them down?"

Ah this?

Even the ethereal Zhao Jingzhe was dumbfounded. He thought to himself, "Good heavens! This guy is the Grand Marshal of the Heavenly Court, a third-rank Heavenly Immortal, whose level is higher than mine. You sent a celestial messenger to arrest him?"

Do you still want me to take the blame?
However, to be fair, upon seeing the most powerful support... celestial messenger from his domain arrive, he instantly became much more assertive and immediately said:
"Stop your rudeness! This is the Grand Marshal of the Northern Demon Slayers. He has come to Azhou because he suspects you of colluding with the anti-demons. If there is any misunderstanding, explain it clearly at once!"

Marshal Tianyou was already furious, and seeing that the master and disciple dared to come out and completely disregard him, he immediately cursed:
"It's not a doubt, it's a certainty!"
"Tang Xuanci, Sun Wukong, and you, Tianpeng!"
"How dare you collude with the anti-demon to cause our front to collapse and suffer heavy casualties!"

"Tell me, where is Ding Kui now? If he has been murdered, I will lead my army to raze Mo Shengdu to the ground and make you scoundrels pay with your lives!"

Zhu Wuneng stood leisurely on a cloud, puffing on the cigarettes the Gao brothers had brought him last time. Watching his acquaintance's exasperated expression, he felt extremely satisfied and said in a deep voice:
"Uh, what are you talking about?"

"You led nearly 100,000 heavenly soldiers to fight for so long, and you can't even defeat a group of demons from the lower realm. You still have the nerve to come to Azhou and slander us. You're really shifting the blame way too far."
"If you don't know how to fight, bring a few cases of good cigarettes and liquor to the Azhou Judicial Office another day, and I, Old Pig, will teach you!"

The monkey laughed and said:

"Hehehehe, Second Brother is right."

"The crime rate of evil spirits in Azhou has been 0 for the past three months, and I, Old Sun, am itching to get my hands dirty."

“If you really can’t beat them, why don’t you send our Azhou security detachment? They can take care of wiping out those anti-demons and reducing the crime rate in the entire Xiniu Hezhou.”

(Crime rate = (Number of criminal cases ÷ Total population) × 1)
Ah this?

Zhao Dashen was startled again, thinking to himself that these master and his disciples really didn't care about making trouble. The other party had already questioned them, yet they were still speaking so aggressively. Were they afraid that the other party wouldn't take action?

Sure enough, Marshal Tianyou seemed to explode with anger, and instantly grew two heads and four arms, wielding divine weapons and magical treasures.

He directly commanded the thirty-six divine generals behind him to leap into the sky, pulling on a chain and scattering in all directions. Then, he brandished his divine halberd, pointed it at Zhao Jingzhe, and said in a cold voice:

"Take your men and retreat immediately!"

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci immediately shouted through the megaphone, "Wukong and Wuneng, hurry up and protect the Great God!"

The monkey noticed that the chains held by the thirty-six generals were no ordinary objects, so it transformed into more than ten clones and scattered in all directions to keep watch.

Zhu Wuneng flicked his cigarette, dragged his nine-toothed rake, and stood directly in front of Zhao Jingzhe. His small, turtle-like eyes stared directly at Tianyou, revealing three parts contempt, three parts killing intent, and four parts "What do you want?"

Zhao Dashen's expression was solemn, sensing that the consequences of a real fight would be severe, and he quickly tried to persuade Marshal Tianyou to calm down.

"I'll say it again, get out of my way!"

Marshal Tianyou roared and waved his hand to give the order, commanding the five thousand troops below to slowly advance towards the soldiers and generals dispatched by the Domain Palace.

Although the five thousand heavenly soldiers had some psychological trauma from the monkey, military orders were paramount. They still used all their true energy to integrate and condense it, and once again unleashed an overwhelming sense of oppression.

Tang Xuanci observed them with his Heavenly Illumination Double Pupil and sensed that each of these five thousand people possessed the cultivation of a Nascent Soul cultivator. Moreover, they were proficient in top-secret formations and had experienced countless battles, making their combat strength far superior to the rabble of the lower realms.

In an instant, the thirty-six generals shouted in unison, their chains intertwining as if alive, thousands of light patterns flowing along the chains, causing the space to tremble with a buzzing sound.

"Heavenly Gang Demon-Locking Chains".

Sha Wujing said inside the cabin:

"Master, be careful! It seems Marshal Tianyou really wants to fight us to the death!"

Tang Xuanci frowned. Actually, he didn't want to make things too big, but fortunately, his superior didn't back down.

"Hellfire, prepare to lock onto the enemy's formation!"

Following his command.

The other four Apache helicopters lined up in a row, and the quadruple launchers mounted under their bellies instantly activated, revealing four Hellfire Pro Max missiles ready to be fired at any time.

In fact, this is the original form of the "self-sharpening needle" principle missile. As for the version sold to the anti-demon army, its structure and appearance would definitely need to be modified, and its performance reduced.

Wukong did not slack off, he pulled out his staff, which swung in the wind and became 1.8 meters long.

Wu Neng unleashed the Divine Thunder Technique, with lightning snakes dancing wildly around his body, illuminating the surrounding area for hundreds of miles as if it were daytime.

Even the divine guards around Zhao Jingzhe all unleashed their magical treasures.

Seeing that the war is about to break out.

Suddenly, an urgent cry came from the northwest, and a cloud of auspicious clouds arrived in an instant, reaching Tianyou's side. It turned out that the Minister of War, who was in the central army camp, had heard of the trouble and, not daring to delay for a moment, had come to dissuade him.

Generally speaking, when the heavenly army goes on an expedition, in addition to the generals in charge, there will also be civil officials from the Ministry of War.

Generals were in charge of fighting, while civil officials were in charge of daily life (government); this was the standard arrangement.

Despite being in a difficult position after seeing that the monkey and pig had truly regained their former cultivation levels, Tianyou, who was already in a predicament, suppressed his anger and temporarily backed down due to the intervention of that deity.

Zhao Jingzhe breathed a sigh of relief and repeatedly assured that Tang Xuanci, as a celestial being, should cooperate with the investigation, and that he would send people to keep an eye on them until the matter was clarified.

Tang Xuanci chuckled inwardly.

He had already sent Green Snake and other beloved relatives and friends to Wuzhuang Temple to avoid trouble.

Moreover, the White Snake Lady also donned a brocade cassock and carried a purple-gold gourd the day before yesterday, rushing to Hangzhou overnight to assist the bald monk Chen Feng in silencing those who knew the truth and cutting off the chain of evidence.

As for the Tiger, Deer, and Sheep Immortals, let's not even talk about how they had no idea of ​​the arms dealer's true identity. They were hostile forces, so how could they possibly cooperate with the Heavenly Court's investigation?

Even if the three departments conduct a joint trial, they will not be able to find any major crimes.

Things turned out exactly as he expected.

Over the next month, he and his two disciples, the monkey and the pig, were summoned to the Domain Palace for interrogation six times.

However, the Lu family had no way to provide any real evidence to the three immortals of Bing Lei Huo. They could only bring up the conflict that Lu Dingkui had with them in Azhou, and even betrayed Tianyang Fairy, saying that they had deliberately harmed people to silence them in order to rescue the traitor and conceal their crimes.

But these are all just speculations, and even if they are right, they don't prove any facts.

Just then, the battle to exterminate the demon took another dramatic turn.

The mighty Bull Demon King, who had always been a benevolent demon, suddenly turned into a traitor. He gathered five sworn brothers and led more than 80,000 demons from the vast regions of Jilei Mountain, Cuiyun Mountain, Flame Mountain, and Jieyang Mountain to join the anti-demon alliance.

With a single move, he helped the Great King of the Rhinoceros and the Yellow-Eyebrowed Buddha to defeat the Demon-Subduing Alliance, completely occupy the entire Thunderstrike Mountain Range, and greatly consolidate the northern defense line.

Meanwhile, Tuo Jie, the ninth son of the former Jinghe Dragon King, led a group of remnants of the Jinghe Dragon Clan to launch a surprise attack upstream from the Blackwater River.

They joined forces with the three immortals, Tiger, Deer, and Sheep, and utterly defeated the seventh and eighth divisions of the Demon-Slaying Army. Then, in one fell swoop, they pushed forward and directly occupied most of the territory of Wuji Kingdom.

The celestial realm is shaken!

Even voices from the heavens appeared, negotiating terms with the anti-demons and offering them amnesty first.

Many immortals and gods also suggested recalling the main forces of the Demon-Slaying and Demon-Subduing Armies, and sending troops from the celestial and spiritual land of the East to the Western Continent to lead the war.

Of course, for any of the above proposals, there are other voices that strongly oppose them.

The civil and military officials in the court stopped stammering and started arguing, their faces red and necks thick, resembling a parliamentary session in a certain country on Xuanci's home planet, where they were almost about to throw shoes and start fighting.

Tang Xuanci, seeing this situation, felt a mixture of joy and worry.

What's pleasing is that the more chaotic the Three Realms become, the happier he gets.

The worrying thing is that the battlefield was originally far away in Chechi Kingdom, separated by the Kingdom of Wuji, and now...
They're practically at the capital of the Desert Saint.

……

Heaven on Earth Club, Supreme VIP four-person waterbed room.

"Stop sending equipment to those monsters. Also immediately cut off technical support to the arsenal. Tell them that the Heavenly Court is investigating and has already suspected us."

"Yes, Master."

Sha Wujing had no interest in enjoying the technician's encouragement; he listened attentively to his master's teachings with a solemn expression.

Tang Xuanci had no interest in enjoying the head and foot massages. After a pause, he added:

"Also, although Marshal Tianyou has a grudge against us, the Demon-Slaying Army is currently suffering the most severe losses, so we still need to find a way to help them."

"If those monsters rest briefly at Mount Hao and then immediately chase after them and beat them up again, crossing the border, they will definitely head straight for Mo Shengdu."

"At that time, even the Green Bull Demon King might take it very seriously and come over in person."

“Although we are safe, our foundation here is in danger. Even if the Heavenly Court sends reinforcements to defend Azhou, it will still be very disadvantageous for us.”

(End of this chapter)