Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 294: Adapt to changing circumstances
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"Grandpa, I must avenge this! If I don't kill Tang Sanzang and his disciples, I'll—"

Lu Dingkui lay supine in a square pit, his swollen eyes flashing with resentment, and words of hatred escaping his toothless mouth.

However, before he could finish speaking, his gaze suddenly became unfocused, and when he refocused, his eyes showed a mixture of confusion, doubt, and disbelief.

"Ah... what... what's going on?"

He stared blankly at the monkey who had replaced Marshal Tianyou and was now grinning and looking down at him, as if a mortal had seen something dirty.

The monkey pointed at him and laughed, "Look at this fool, he thinks I, Old Sun, am his grandfather, hehehehe."

Lu Dingkui turned his neck with difficulty and saw Zhu Wuneng smoking, the monk playing on his phone, and a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl with large breasts and a plump bottom.

"Illusion...you used illusion magic on me?"

He suddenly realized what was happening, remembering that he hadn't dared to hide anything from his grandfather and had already told them everything they wanted to get out of him. Looking at his current situation, a chill ran down his spine.
"What do you want? Tang Xuanci, others know about what happened between us. If something happens to me, you will definitely be implicated!"

The monkey said:
"Last night, the anti-demon launched a night raid, utterly defeating your Seventh Heavenly Army, even wiping out your command camp."

"You, the commander, died in the chaos of battle, vanished into thin air, not like a beaver?"

"They lost the battle themselves, and now they want to pin the blame on us? Who would believe that?"

Lu Dingkui's face flushed red, and he said urgently:

“Others may not be able to see it, but my grandfather will definitely find out the truth as soon as he asks! If you release me now, this matter will be over. I swear to God that I will never seek revenge.”

"Uh, this kid's not being honest. Didn't you just say you were determined to kill us, master and disciple? Damn it, even if Tianyou discovers something's amiss, so what? Even the Jade Emperor and Buddha can't do anything to us, what's he compared to us!"

After taking the last puff of his cigarette, Zhu Wuneng tossed the butt aside and picked up his nine-toothed rake.
"You guys go up first. I'll take care of this kid. Considering we're old acquaintances of his grandfather, I, Old Pig, will take care of killing and burying him!"

Ah this?

Lu Dingkui screamed in terror:
"No, don't kill me!"
"I'll agree to any condition; I can even give you the Golden Elixir!"
"And... that little demon, I only said she was in Fairy Tianyang's hands, do you know exactly where they are? She will be handed over as soon as the deadline is up!"

"Wait a little longer," Tang Xuanci said calmly, stopping Zhu Wuneng from swinging the rake.

Seeing this, Lu Dingkui quickly added:

"Also, when Fairy Tianyang came to Baoxiang Kingdom this time, Fairy Tianyu also came along."

"They are all daughters of the Queen Mother of the West. Do you intend to silence them all as well?"
"Their guards are incredibly powerful; it won't be easy for you to rescue them by force!"

He managed to squeeze out such a long sentence in one breath, but then he choked, coughed violently a few times, and blood flowed from his mouth.

At that moment, Tang Xuanci's iPhone vibrated.

He pressed a button, and a sweet voice with a hint of smokiness immediately came from the speaker:

"Tang Lang! I've gotten that little snake out, and I'm going to Mo Sheng Du to find you now."

Ah this?

Upon hearing this, Lu Dingkui's heart skipped a beat, his cracked brain buzzed, and he almost fainted.

The monkey laughed even harder.

Zhu Wuneng was speechless, his eyes filled with envy, jealousy and hatred. He stole a glance at the cheap master's wife next to him, only to see that Lishan Xiaomu's expression was normal, without even twitching her eyebrows, and he didn't know what she was thinking.

"Thank goodness you're here! Mo Shengdu has an air defense system. Just fly along State Highway 105 and wait for me outside the toll station. I'll drive to pick you up. After lunch, I'll take you to see 'Havoc in Heaven,' and then we'll go to Las Vegas."

"That's great!" The fairy's voice was full of sweetness and a hint of sarcasm. "I was really afraid that my second sister would suddenly come back. If she found out, she would definitely be furious."

"It's alright. Didn't you say that she's the one who dotes on you the most out of your six older sisters? It's not a big deal. Just stay in Moshengdu for a while and see her again when things calm down."

While Tang Xuanci was comforting the little fairy, he grabbed the hand of the familiar girl beside him and gave her a look that said, "This is just a matter of improvisation."

Upon hearing this, Lu Dingkui's heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally died.

Even more tragically, the reason he was able to strike up a conversation with Fairy Tianyang, besides relying on his family background, was mainly because he was madly pursuing Tianyu and wanted to marry her.

He never would have imagined that even Fairy Tianyu would have a thing with this bald thief.
Is there any heavenly principle? Are there any laws?
What kind of number one succubus is this?!
Soon, Tang Xuanci hung up the phone, took Ying Wo and the monkey's little hands, and left the pit first.

Amid Lu Dingkui's terrified screams, Zhu Wuneng grabbed his Nine-Toothed Rake, abandoning all his usual Taoist and otherworldly demeanor, and used a simple, peasant-like fighting style to beat him to death!

Then, it was burned with lightning and buried under the barren Gobi Desert.

On the way back to the city, Tang Xuanci sat in the back seat of the Maybach, holding the old baby's little hand and coaxing him:

"It really was just improvisation."

"You heard it yourself, those two sisters have powerful fighters with them, and they're not even in Azhou. Besides, we just killed a chieftain and caused a major defeat for the Heavenly Army, so we have to be careful."

"That's why I improvised and persuaded her sister to help resolve this." Hearing this shameless remark, Ying Wo sneered.

"Adapt to circumstances? If you hadn't seduced that little slut so early, would she have betrayed her own sister for you so quickly?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"Tsk, what do you mean I flirted with him?"
"It was clearly her who kept sending me messages to bother me, but I never paid any attention to her. A few days ago, she said that she and her sister had come to Baoxiang Kingdom and wanted to ask me out. I immediately said sorry, I didn't have time."

"It was only when I heard that Yao Yao was actually in the hands of Fairy Tianyang that I suddenly remembered this matter and improvised accordingly."

"That little fairy is a hopeless romantic. Ever since she saw me at Tianyang Pavilion, she's been lusting after my body. Of course, she's capable of anything."

"To be honest, it's all your fault. If I hadn't gone to Tianyang Pavilion for your sake, I wouldn't have been targeted by these two sisters."

Ah this?

A logical genius?

Ying Wo was so angry he almost laughed. He really wanted to clench his little fists and smash the demonic orb of this rogue monk!
But seeing two unruly children sitting nearby watching the show, and not wanting to lose her dignity as the mistress of the house, she maintained her dignified posture and said rather irritably:

"You've been ignoring me, haven't you? Then take out your phone and open Yunxin so I can see it."

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci was speechless and choked with emotion, in a daze, ____.

"What, you don't dare?" Ying Wo urged.

"Damn, what's there to be afraid of?" Tang Xuanci said, "What if you wrongly accuse your husband?"

Ying Wo snorted coldly:
"If I have wronged you, then you may take that little slut with you."

"However, while we're having fun, let me make this clear first: we absolutely cannot bring her into the house."

"After all, she is the daughter of the Queen Mother of the West. I have a grudge against that old harlot, and Wukong and Wuneng have a grudge against the Jade Emperor. Even if she is not born to the Queen Mother of the West and the Jade Emperor, she is still a scourge!"

Tang Xuanci frowned. He had only flirted with the fairy girl for resources, and he hadn't really considered these grudges.

However, he had no intention of marrying her anyway, so he simply took out his phone and handed it over.

Seeing his straightforwardness, Ying Wo couldn't help but become suspicious. He immediately released his divine sense to wrap around the phone, blocking all signals such as 5G, Bluetooth, and radio, to prevent him from using any tricks to secretly sabotage the phone.

It turns out that with the open source of mobile phone and internet technology, the fact that the signal itself is "lightning" has already spread throughout the Three Realms. The Queen Mother of the Qin Dynasty, being in a position of advantage, naturally had some more knowledge about it.

However, she was still careless.

Tang Xuanci had already asked Beaker to use its supercomputing power to forge new data and secretly replace the Yunxin chat history on her phone when she asked Beaker what to do if she was wronged.

Not only Tianyu Fairy, but also 519 other female users who were not in the "We Are a Loving Family" group chat were all replaced.

Ying Wo looked through his messages with Tian Yu over the past six months and found that, just as he had said, it was always the other party who took the initiative to start conversations.

As for her rogue husband, he wouldn't say he completely ignored her, but he was more like a nonchalant acquaintance. He would only give her a couple of casual replies each time and then stop responding. Apart from today, he didn't say anything ambiguous.

"Hmph, I guess I wronged you this time."

Her words were calm, but her hands betrayed her. Ying Wo then opened the chat history of other unknown harlots and continued to browse.

Tang Xuanci caught a glimpse of this scene and couldn't help but chuckle to himself. He thought to himself, "In terms of age, you're a hundred times older than me, but in terms of internet experience, I'm a billion times older than you. You want to check up on me? Are you kidding me?"
However, just as Ying Wo had gained nothing and withdrew his divine sense, about to return the phone to him, the iPhone seemed to suddenly receive a signal and instantly vibrated.

Tang Xuanci looked closely and saw that the voice call had a note that read:

“Purple Cloud Mountain Pilanpo”.

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci was startled, realizing he had been careless; this was Ying Wo's rival in love.

In order to reconnect with Jin Chan's old forces, he has been using the cunning tactic of "pretending to shed his skin as a cicada" to flirt with them, and their relationship has become somewhat ambiguous.

Even though the chat history has changed, she's calling by voice. If she just says a few words, it will reveal that the previous chat history was completely wrong, and it will be bad if she finds out.

In a mere 0.12 seconds, he decisively had the beaker secretly sabotage Yunxin's program, preventing it from making calls smoothly.

However, Yingwo was even more decisive than him. When she saw the three words "Bilanpo", a glint of light flashed in her beautiful eyes.

In a mere 0.012 seconds, he released his withdrawn divine sense again, not to envelop the iPhone, but to completely surround it!

With a "beep", the voice call was connected, and hands-free was enabled.

(End of this chapter)