Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 288: Fight to the death!

"So you're the former Marshal Tianpeng," Commander Lu emphasized the two words in his sentence, frowning as he asked, "Are you trying to obstruct the Ministry of War's investigation?"

Zhu Wuneng looked him up and down condescendingly and said disdainfully:
"Your surname is Lu, so you must have gotten to your position through nepotism, right? You think you can use Marshal Tianyou to bully others?"

"Let me tell you, not to mention this Grand Marshal of Demon Slayers, even the current elder of the North—the Nine Heavens Demon Slayer Ancestor—would have to call me, Old Pig, 'brother'!"

"What kind of ridiculous case are you handling? Without any evidence, you dare to attack the City God Temple in the capital?"

"You'd better get lost, or believe me, I'll throw you all into the Divine Prison and put you in jail!"

Ah this?

Even the Demon-Slaying Ancestor was his underling, that's incredibly impressive!
Hearing these domineering words, even the D-cup female immortal official who had been secretly in love with Tang Xianwei for many days was hit with a high-value critical strike, thinking to herself:

"Tang Langmei is beautiful, but how could a giant Kun that roams the heavens and earth enter my shallow pond?"
"This pig may be ugly, but with its eyes closed, it's not a bad thing to rely on."

"If he's really that amazing, next time he asks me out for dinner, maybe I should... reluctantly agree and see."

Zhu Wuneng had been secretly observing out of the corner of his eye, clearly seeing the female immortal's subtle expressions, and was secretly delighted.

However, when Commander Lu saw that this fat pig was not only showing off, but also publicly insulting him with blunt truths, he became furious and shouted:

Don't listen to his boasting!

"This fellow is nothing but a gluttonous and lecherous pig demon who was banished to the mortal world after failing to win over Chang'e."

"How could the Great Emperor Zhenwu, a dignified elder of the North, and my grandfather, the dignified Grand Marshal of Demon Slayer, have any connection with a mere celestial messenger from the lower realm?"

Having said that, he gave the order:
"All generals, listen to my orders. Immediately bring those who know the truth back to the Ministry of War for questioning. Anyone who dares to obstruct this will be punished for obstructing military affairs!"

Upon hearing this, the heavenly soldiers had no choice but to grit their teeth and draw their weapons.

The giant general drew his greatsword menacingly and strode toward Zhu Wuneng, intending to personally capture the group.

Zhu Wuneng was speechless and cursed inwardly:
"Damn it, that rogue monk always works wonders when he talks tough, so why doesn't it work on me, Old Pig? Is it because I'm too gentle?"

Seeing the giant approaching, he immediately shouted:
"Monkey, they completely disregard you, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!"

But then the monkey laughed:

"You idiot, don't try to provoke me. Didn't you just say you were going to throw them in jail? I don't believe you, go ahead and do it."

"Damn stable boy!"

Zhu Wuneng cursed loudly, then noticed that the D-cup was already covered by a giant hand, which cast a look of panic mixed with doubt. His eyes suddenly sharpened, and lightning crackled within them.

As if sensing something, the giant general's expression changed drastically, and he quickly withdrew his hand and raised his sword to defend.

However, in a mere 0.0012 seconds, the obese figure and the nine-toothed rake had vanished from the spot.

The sound of millions of birds chirping rang out overhead, and a thunderbolt crashed down, slamming the giant sword he had raised onto the top of his head with overwhelming force.

The giant collapsed to the ground with a thud, his body convulsing.

Commander Lu was shocked. He never expected that Zhu Wuneng would actually dare to defy his superior, and that even after being knocked down to the mortal realm, his cultivation was still so terrifying. He killed his capable general in a single move.

Before he could react, another sharp shout rang out from the side:

"Great—Mighty—Heavenly—Dragon!"

……

Two days later.

"hateful!
"Those wicked devils have defied their superiors, assaulted heavenly soldiers and generals, and even dared to imprison me!"
"Is that all?"

Commander Lu was in a fit of impotent rage in a private room of a restaurant.

It turned out that Zhu Wuneng really kept his word this time. With the help of Lord Chen, who was very loyal to the gods, he not only beat them up, but also threw them into the temple prison for two and a half days.

In the end, it was his father who, upon hearing the news, sent his trusted subordinates to Baoxiang Prefecture to use his connections with the Fire Department to resolve the matter and get them released.

"Dingkui"

"Tang Sanzang's faction is not as simple as you think."

"Although he has not formed any factions, there are still many immortals in the Heavenly Court who speak up for him, and even the Thunder Department has a Heavenly Lord who associates with him. It is not easy to pin a crime on him."

"Your father's meaning is that since there's no evidence against him, we shouldn't provoke these madmen anymore."

The middle-aged man sitting next to Lu Dingkui advised. "Bang!"

A wine glass turned to dust in Lu Dingkui's hand.

"No, keep the investigation going in Azhou. I refuse to believe we won't find any dirt on them! This commander and Tang Sanzang and his disciples are locked in a life-or-death struggle!"

Suddenly, he heard the fire official across the table who had protected him say:
"It would be incredibly difficult for Commander Lu to secretly investigate Tang Xuanci's weaknesses in Azhou."

"As far as I know, Alberta is not only densely populated with cameras, but also has full 5G signal coverage."

"Important locations such as the Moshengdu and Chenghuang Temple are equipped with a large number of infrared detectors, electronic fences, and dynamic sensors, which will automatically send alarms once an anomaly is detected."

"Moreover, Tang Xuanci's wisdom is unparalleled throughout the ages. He may seem crazy and impulsive, but he is actually treacherous and cunning. He probably has other preventative measures that are unknown to the world."

"It's impossible to defend against it at all."

"The reason they were able to move their guns and cannons ahead of time must be because they had already discovered you and the Ministry of War, and deliberately lured you into an attack so that Sun Wukong could put on such a show in public and eliminate any future troubles."

"The depth of this city's cunning surpasses even that of the underworld!"

Lu Dingkui was speechless upon hearing this, and could only tilt his head back in frustration and gulp down the Nine Yang Liquid.

But then the fire official waved away his attendants, cast a spell to silence them, and then said:

"However... I do have one piece of information that can barely be considered a weakness."

Ok?
Lu Dingkui frowned at him and immediately pressed for an answer.

The Fire Department Celestial Official spoke slowly and deliberately, quickly mentioning someone he had never heard of before: a Class A wanted criminal by the Heavenly Court.
Lady White Snake.

When Lu Dingkui heard that this Lady White Snake was the elder sister of the leader of Liangshan, and that she had already brought her relatives and friends released from Leifeng Pagoda to seek refuge with Tang Xuanci, and was hiding in Azhou...
I can't help but wonder, are you sure? Do you have any evidence? Leifeng Pagoda is located in the southeastern part of Jambudvipa, how did you find out about this?
Then the Fire Department official mentioned someone he had never heard of before: the local earth god temple official from the Shuangcha Ridge area of ​​the Great Tang Dynasty.
Jin Zhan.

It turns out that after Tang Xuanci committed a series of bizarre murders at Shuangcha Ridge and fled, the local earth god, grieving the loss of his subordinates, gave up the investigation; the immortals, grieving the loss of their comrades, also gave up; even the Golden Scale King, who had lost two sons, gone bankrupt, and been crippled, gave up.
Only this lowly ninth-rank immortal, a mere black cat demon in the Transformation Realm, did not give up.

He silently investigated for more than half a year at Shuangcha Ridge, digging three feet into the ground and scraping seven inches from the walls. He even moved the Golden Scale King, who always felt physically uncomfortable at the sight of the Immortal Guard, and secretly ordered all the monsters in the ridge to cooperate. Finally, he uncovered the truth, exposed the three hidden accomplices, General Yin, Green Snake, and White Snake, and comforted the spirits of the dead in heaven.

Then, he suspended his post and resigned his post to track down Tang Xuanci's westward journey. He was determined to first capture all three accomplices, and then, on behalf of Heaven, kill the "mortal monk" who was the culprit, to give the dead justice.

But the journey to the west is not for everyone. In the past six months, he has not even found any trace of the four villains, and he has almost lost his life several times. In the end, he was seriously injured and carried back to Yumen Pass.

During his recovery, he spent more than half a year studying the only person he could find case files about, the White Snake, thoroughly. Then he changed his approach and went to Leifeng Pagoda to stake out the prison.

Half a year passed in this cramped period. By then, Tang Xuanci had become a celestial being, and the White Snake was lurking outside the Heavenly Prison, taking care of her beloved family and friends inside.

Hard work pays off. Through clues and logical reasoning, Black Cat discovered that Chen Feng had accepted bribes and arbitrarily reduced his sentence, and also found out that White Snake had sent people to the Desert Holy Capital.

However, when he gathered sufficient evidence and appealed to the local City God Temple and the local government, reality dealt him another heavy blow.

Without exception, none of the celestial officials, high or low, wanted to provoke the demonic muscle monk and his thugs over such a "trivial matter," and refused to even file a case.

Moreover, the news quickly reached Chen Feng's ears. The bald monk had only made a slight move, and Jin Zhan was almost thrown into the Qiantang River to be fed to the turtles.

Later, by sheer chance, the matter was relayed to the Baoxiang Kingdom's domain by a cunning immortal. However, before Kui Mulang could verify the situation and figure out how to deal with Tang Xuanci, he himself fell from power.

"Is that Little Immortal still alive? Can we find him?" Lu Dingkui was clearly interested after hearing this.

"Yes," said the Fire Department official. "As long as we can capture Lady White Snake and Green Snake, we can solidify the evidence. Even if Tang Xuanci can be exonerated from the Shuangcha Ridge incident, we can still use the two sisters to deal with him and vent Lu Qushuai's anger."

The middle-aged man from the Lu family frowned and said, "With Tang Xuanci protecting them so much, it will probably be very difficult for him to go to Azhou to arrest them, won't it?"

The Fire Official smiled:
It is easy to hide dead things, but difficult to feed people.

"Now that we know they are in Liangshan, we just need to find the right opportunity and strike them down."

"I have a plan that will surely help Commander Lu capture them."

Lu Dingkui's eyes lit up, and he immediately said, "I'd like to hear the details."

The Fire Department Immortal Official said:
"The Six-Eared Macaque of the Northern Wilderness is exceptionally gifted. He is adept at listening to the void and discerning the primordial spirit. He can see all things within a thousand miles."

"It is said that Commander Lu is acquainted with the second fairy under the Queen Mother's care, and that she harbors deep resentment towards Tang Xuanci at the Mount Tai Summit."

"If we can get her to come and help, how can we not succeed?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Dingkui was overjoyed. Ignoring the advice of the middle-aged man beside him, he immediately wrote a secret letter and sent it to Tianyang Pavilion on Mount Tai.

(End of this chapter)