Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 289 Sworn Brotherhood
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at night.

A "Modu S Plaid" drove away from Modu and sped along State Highway 102.

This is a newly released electric vehicle from Remy Electric Group. Like the iPhone Pro, the driver's seat is also equipped with a spiritual energy charging system.

With full magical power, it can accelerate from 0-100km/h in just 1.69 seconds, and reach a top speed of 522km/h.

On the flat road, the immortals and demons drove it—

"At the same speed, it consumes less mana than riding the wind and soaring through the clouds; at the same consumption, it is faster than riding the clouds and mist."

Although the advertising slogan doesn't stand up to scrutiny, the Modu S was still in high demand and short supply as soon as it was released. Even the immortals and demons from Dongsheng Shenzhou and Beiju Luzhou traveled thousands of miles to Modu to import it and then airlift it back.

In addition, two mortal car companies in Moshengdu also launched the Xiaomi electric car and the Fengtian gasoline car, completely making up for the regret that the nobles of Baoxiang Kingdom could only drive the Five Elements Red Light.

"They dare to write poems to diss those who stir up trouble! These shameless bitches with no sense of masculinity have angered me..."

The rhythmic vibrations inside the car seemed to resonate in the chests of the two sisters in the back seat.

"Yaoyao, drive slowly. It's been very windy and dusty these past few days, and the roads outside the city might be uneven. Don't damage your aunt's car."

Lady White Snake glanced at the road ahead and spoke to the little girl in the driver's seat.

"It's alright, we can just take it to be repaired if it breaks. Does that little slut dare to refuse?"

Green Snake was wearing a sports vest, and a slight blush appeared on her delicate collarbone.

"Why do you always get angry with them?" Lady White sighed. "But Tang Lang does have quite a few women around him."

Green Snake said:
"This is not your fault, sir."

"He had said long ago that his only weakness was his lack of self-control, and those harlots took advantage of this to bewitch him."

"Especially that vixen from Yalong Mountain, she's the best at seducing men, and she always drags those two beakers from Baihu Ridge along to keep her company, shameless!"

Ah this?

Is this something I can listen to?
A strange feeling surged through the white snake's body; she truly didn't know what to say.

The next second, I saw my younger sister steal a glance at my most prominent feature and suddenly ask:
"Sister, you also admire my husband very much, don't you?"

Ah this?

The White Snake was even more at a loss for words, feeling a bit flustered and guilty.

The green snake clung to her arm, as if pleading, her voice soft and sweet, and whispered:

"Actually, I can tell that Tang Lang is such a good person that my sister fell in love with him back in Shuangcha Ridge."

"Or, I can go and tell my husband."

"My sister has ascended to immortality and is so beautiful, with an extremely alluring body. I believe my husband will definitely agree."

"From now on, we sisters can look after each other and make those bitches regret it!"

Ah this! ?
The White Snake stared blankly at her sister, only to find that there was no probing in her eyes, but only longing for her comrade.

Suddenly, a mix of panic, shame, and butterflies welled up inside me.

Is this... okay?
Forcing herself to calm down, she raised her delicate hand and flicked her younger sister's forehead, scolding her playfully:

"What nonsense are you talking about? Have you had too much to drink? How can sisters work together?"

"Don't think I don't understand human etiquette. It's common for sisters to work together among the princes and nobles of the Tang Dynasty. Besides, my husband is Emperor Taizong's younger brother, so this is perfectly normal."

"no!"

"Why? My sister suffered so much at the hands of that heartless scoundrel and has been alone for so many years. Now, with my husband's help, she has finally rescued Yao Yao and the others. If she marries him now, she can enjoy happiness and take care of Qing'er. Wouldn't that be the best of both worlds?"

Xiaoqing nestled in her sister Kuan Sihai's arms and pleaded:
"Sister, please agree. I see that my husband respects you very much. You are intelligent and capable. In the future, you may be able to replace that old witch who is thousands of years old but still acts like a little girl and become the mistress of the house."

"You don't know, that old hag is really awful. Last month, my husband was going to give me special treatment, but she deliberately controlled the spinach and wouldn't give it to me."

"I don't know where she took my husband the other day, so we couldn't see him even though we came out of the mountains to play."

"Sister, I'll tell my husband when he gets back, okay?"

The white snake blushed, her mind in turmoil. She pursed her lips into a "no" sound, but her vocal cords stretched out to form the shape of "okay."

The rap playing on the stereo just stopped, creating an incredibly awkward atmosphere inside the car.

Suddenly, a whistling sound came from behind and quickly approached, catching the sisters' attention.

Just then, the White Snake shifted her gaze and saw two five-element red vehicles behind her. She frowned and said:

"Those two vehicles are moving with the wind; they must not be driven by ordinary people."

The green snake scoffed:
"It must be some poor, wicked monster from the nearby mountains, using magic to speed under the cover of night. My lord has already ordered the Ministry of Justice to set up a traffic control team. If they ever run amok on the state roads again, they'll be punished to death!"

Although her tone suggested it was a normal phenomenon, the White Snake instantly changed her appearance and used magic to create Huang Yao's cola. Using readily available elements such as carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, she applied a layer of human skin masks to both of them.

Huang Yao kicked the gas pedal from a distance, slamming it on and pushing the Modu S to its limit.

However, the two red cars behind them moved incredibly fast, almost mystical, and quickly caught up.

Seeing this, the competitive Xiaoqing snorted coldly through her delicate nose, and with a flick of her wrist, she produced a divine talisman and affixed it to the panoramic sunroof.

Instantly, countless faint runes surged across the car body, air resistance dropped sharply, and the Tesla accelerated by 80%, leaving the Five Elements Red Light far behind.

"How was it, Yao Yao? Was your aunt amazing?" Green Snake asked with a smile.

The eccentric girl in the driver's seat glanced at the rearview mirror and, surprisingly, smiled, nodding as she said:

"sharp."

The two sisters were overjoyed and immediately said they would take her out for more racing to heal her twisted mind.

However, at that moment, a strange change occurred ahead!

Suddenly, a sandstorm rose from the ground, transforming into a colossal, chaotic beast that blotted out the sky and the moon, swallowing Tesla whole.

The two five-element red light vehicles behind them also exploded instantly, and six figures flew out in unison, wielding weapons and crashing into the sand and dust, blocking their retreat.

……

Tianmu Mountain, Langhuan Hidden Valley.

Zhenyuan Daxian stroked his beard, gazing at the three majestic fruit trees before him, and revealed a loving smile like that of an old father.

Beside him stood the two boys, Qingfeng and Mingyue, and Tang Seng's mother and her husband.

It turned out that Ying Wo had taken Tang Xuanci away on important business: to see the other two ginseng fruit trees that she had painstakingly and at great expense had secretly obtained from Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Although the ginseng fruit tree is rare, it has not become extinct in the Eastern Continent where the spiritual veins are intact. Its value is far less than that of the peach tree in the Heavenly Palace, simply because it lacks the unique secret method of Zhenyuan Daxian, and the yield of this thing is too low.

The Jade Emperor plotted against Wuzhuang Temple because he wanted to control Zhenyuan Daxian's methods and establish a private ginseng fruit garden in the mortal realm to secretly mass-produce ginseng.

So, since Tang Xuanci knew the Jade Emperor's scheme and had cooperated with Zhen Yuanzi on the iPhone, how could he not be tempted?

This is the elixir of immortality, the most important strategic resource in the Three Realms—no, the universe!
To this end, he resorted to his cunning tactics, getting the Old Mother of Lishan to cooperate with him in manipulating Zhenyuan Daxian, making him mistakenly believe that he might be the real Jin Chan.

In order to gain the trust of the immortal, he even offered up his own weaknesses, presenting himself as "Lord Guan" with only his head left, serving as a pledge of loyalty.

Then he set up an altar to worship Heaven and formed a sworn brotherhood with Zhen Yuanzi, vowing to achieve immortality and freedom together.

(End of this chapter)