Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 287 The Four Saints of the North Pole
Upon hearing the news, Sha Wujing immediately summoned Lord Chen and rushed to the armory of the Desert Holy Capital.

Hundreds of black-armored soldiers had broken in and were moving a large number of guns and ammunition from the warehouse to an open area for inspection.

There were also a dozen or so celestial beings dressed in the robes of the Ministry of War, holding inspection orders and law enforcement image-making beads, recording the entire process.

Neither the celestial officials nor the constables of Azhou dared to stop them, and several officials in charge were taken into custody.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Chen Xiaoke shouted anxiously, trying to go up and stop them.

Sha Wujing stopped her, turned to look at Commander Lu, who was following behind at a leisurely pace, and said coldly:
"So that's why Commander Lu made such a huge demand right away, asking for a number he couldn't possibly deliver. It turns out he's after us."

Commander Lu remained silent, glanced at the mountain of guns and ammunition in front of him, and gave a wink to the other adjutant beside him.

The lieutenant immediately raised his hand, cast a spell in the air, randomly selected a few AKs, held them in mid-air, pulled the bolts, loaded them, and fired them into the sky.

A flash of fire appeared, followed by a gust of wind, and sixty points of crimson light instantly tore through the dark clouds.

Seeing this, Commander Lu slowly lit a cigarette and replied:
"What is the purpose of a mere temple or government office secretly hoarding so many forbidden items?"
"I was originally going to give you a chance; if you could voluntarily hand over to us, you could be exempted from your crimes."

"But now, the evidence is conclusive, and she, the City God, and Tang Xuanci, are just waiting to be brought to justice."

As he spoke, thinking of these magical artifacts that could instantly turn a Core Formation cultivator into a Nascent Soul cultivator, he realized that he could have the Ministry of War make a show of it first, and then move them directly back to the military tent. A cold smile crept into his heart.

However, a sharp, piercing laugh, tinged with a hint of childishness, resounded throughout the heavens and earth:

"Ah hehehehehehehehehe..."

"Why would I, a delusional fool like you, dare to question you?"

"Put down my things right now!"

Commander Lu and his generals' expressions changed as they saw a monkey dressed in a dark blue celestial official's uniform squatting on the roof of the warehouse, a bottle of "Tai Chong Jiu" liquor from the Yunling Mountains dangling from its mouth.

Ah this?

It's the Monkey King!
The celestial beings and soldiers from the Ministry of War all paled and were so frightened that they stopped what they were doing.

Even though they had mentally prepared themselves before the operation, there was still a big difference between imagining sliding on a tiger and actually encountering it head-on.

Commander Lu steadied himself and called out:
"Sun Wukong, I am assisting the Ministry of War's Armory and Inspection Department in handling a case. Do you intend to defy the law?"

"Let me tell you, the Ministry of War has already secretly investigated how many guns and cannons are hidden in Azhou, and the evidence is sufficient."

"Your forceful obstruction today will only make your crime more serious!"

The monkey laughed again and said:

“Our state only has a few hundred French guns and a dozen French cannons. Which regulation does this violate?”
"Is there sufficient witness testimony and physical evidence?"

"You son of a bitch!"

Ah this?

So the heavenly soldiers and generals were all dumbfounded, staring blankly at the things that had just been moved out of the warehouse, wondering if this monkey's math was only at a kindergarten level, or if he was just lying through his teeth.

You should know that they carried all of these out by hand, so there are no issues with their quality or weight. Although they didn't check them carefully, it's definitely not a smokescreen.

Commander Lu frowned, looking at the mountain of guns and ammunition, and said:

"How many are there in total? There are more than that just from the AK47s here!"

But before he could finish speaking, he was dumbfounded.

Suddenly, the guns and ammunition flashed and transformed into nearly ten thousand golden hairs, which floated from the warehouse, the open ground, and the hands of the heavenly soldiers toward the monkey.

Even the few AK47s that he had his deputy randomly inspect were retracted into the monkey's body.

Only a small portion of the bullets that were originally placed on the outermost layer fell to the bottom of the box and the ground, making a pattering sound.

Ah this?

Commander Lu suddenly realized that it was no wonder the monkey seemed to be bald; all those guns were actually made from its plucked hair.

He had long heard that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven was not only proficient in seventy-two transformations, but also had eighty-four thousand hairs on his body, each of which could be divided into different forms.

However, there is a big difference between what you hear and what you see.

Although the magic gun is an inanimate object, its internal structure is intricate and contains precious materials. Even if he only conjured one, he couldn't create it himself.

"Hehehehehehe... I, Old Sun, was just practicing my transformation skills here when you bunch of idiots suddenly rushed over, saying you have irrefutable evidence."

"What, is it illegal to conjure up a few magic guns and show them off?"

As the monkey spoke, it jumped down from the roof.

Seeing this, Chen Xiao finally understood why Sha Wujing wasn't flustered at all and even quietly told him that everything was alright. He was overjoyed and ran over to stroke the monkey's fur, praising how amazing the monkey was.

At this moment, the leading celestial beings from the Ministry of War received another message, saying that the number of magic guns in the Jinxianling Temple and other branches was completely different from the intelligence, and that the total number was no more than four or five hundred.

They were completely dumbfounded and at a loss, all turning their gazes to Commander Lu.

Commander Lu's face turned ashen. Looking at the smug face of the monkey, he felt that the monkey was actually himself. He had been plotting for so long, only to be made a fool of!

He said angrily:

"Don't think you can escape punishment just because you've hidden your guns somewhere else!"
"As I have already said, the Ministry of War has already secretly ascertained how many guns and cannons there are in Azhou."

"With so many testimonies from celestial messengers, divine officials, and knowledgeable demon cultivators, plus photographic evidence, do you think you can deny it?!"

Sha Wujing laughed:

“The City God Temple of Azhou has always upheld the ironclad rule of ‘strictly enforcing the Heavenly Laws and punishing those who violate them.’ The Master even specially ordered these ten characters to be erected in various places in the temple, so it is absolutely impossible for them to knowingly break the law.”

"Commander Lu, and all the esteemed sages of the Ministry of War, you have truly misunderstood."

"Those so-called guns and cannons that far exceed the prescribed number were actually all temporarily conjured by my senior brother, deliberately used to bluff and intimidate during the demon-slaying and evil-eliminating operation."

"After using it, it was immediately taken back. After all, the senior brother's divine hair is not like ordinary hair. It needs the nourishment of the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to grow. If the transformed object is damaged, it may not be able to turn back."

The monkey chuckled and chimed in:

"As a celestial messenger, it's not illegal for me, Old Sun, to conjure up a few magic guns for my brothers to use, is it?"
"Hehehehe, just as Schrödinger's cat existed in ancient times, Sun Wukong's spear exists today!"
"How can you prove that the guns that appeared in Azhou weren't turned into something by me?"

Ah this?

A logical genius!?
Commander Lu was speechless. Although he didn't understand what Schrödinger's cat was, he understood the simple truth hidden in Sun Wukong's spear.

In other words, even if Aden produces a billion AK47 Pro Max3s, the Ministry of War can't interfere.

Similarly, even if Azhou had a million soldiers hidden away, and someone reported it, it could be said that it was Sun Wukong plucking a hair to transform, just to bluff and intimidate demons!

Are there any heavenly rules?
Are there any laws?
"Commander, what should we do now?" the adjutant beside him asked telepathically.

Commander Lu knew the operation had failed, but he couldn't swallow his anger. He gritted his teeth and said:
"Very well, I, the commander, have witnessed the divine power of the Great Sage Sun today."

"We will also submit a report to the City God Temple of Azhou regarding their sophistry, and then we'll see what you immortals think."

"Withdraw! Take those warehouse managers back for questioning!"

At his command, more than a hundred heavenly soldiers assembled in an instant.

The warehouse managers panicked when they saw that they were going to be taken away.

One of the female officials, who had a D-cup bust, turned pale, as if she had foreseen being tortured and forced to confess. Despite her bravery, she couldn't help but cry out for help to God Chen.

Chen Xiaoke took it very seriously and immediately puffed out her chest, trying to stop him. But before she could even open her mouth, a deep but not sexy voice rang out first.

"Let go of that girl!"

The heavenly soldiers who were arresting people only saw a blur before their eyes, and then a treasure rake with faint thunder patterns stood upright on the ground, blocking their way.

Immediately, a figure stood atop the rake handle, backlit and proud—

It is as light as a feather, yet as heavy as Mount Tai.

A huge black shadow was cast, completely enveloping them, creating an extremely oppressive atmosphere!
Ah this?

It's Marshal Tianpeng!
The heavenly soldiers froze instantly, their hearts filled with not only panic but also a touch of awe.

Because they were all soldiers from Beiju Luzhou, the title of Marshal Tianpeng was more special than that of other demons.

One of them even served under him back when Zhu Wuneng, along with the three marshals Tianyou, Yisheng, and Yousheng, were known as the "Four Saints of the North Pole".

(End of this chapter)