Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 276 Press Conference

Meanwhile, under the influence of Lishan Laomu's unreasonable and irrational behavior, her mind went blank and she became completely disoriented, unable to maintain the Dao of Change.

In an instant, the wrinkled old face turned into a rosy little face, and the droopy old rabbit turned into a plump and slender bamboo shoot.

All the immortals and demons present only saw a blur before their eyes. When they looked again, the old woman and the young man were nowhere to be seen. Instead, they were a succubus uncle and a top-quality fairy girl!

"Ah this?"

"The Old Mother of Lishan... she actually looks like this!?"

"Could this be her true nature?"

Everyone suddenly realized, thinking to themselves, "Good heavens, it's all beavers now, it's just too beaver-like!"

I thought this rogue monk, who seemed to be on the first level, might actually be on the eighteenth level of the underworld, sparing no expense just to pry open the old clam and find the more valuable golden pearl inside.

Who would have thought that the old clam was actually an amazing little clam? It turns out it was in the atmosphere!

For a moment, all eyes were focused on the third floor, but no one noticed that in the lobby, a pair of old rabbits revealed their true form amidst violent fluctuations, turning into two snowy owls.

It was precisely because of his loss of emotional control that the Bodhisattva Vimalamitra revealed his true form.

What do you think she looks like?
Two H sounds (Ai Qu), I was amazed;
One S (ass) is as heavy as Mount Tai pressing down on a chair.

The loose-fitting monk's robe was stretched into a tight-fitting skirt;
She has a small face and a plump figure, with an exotic charm.

Skin like chocolate, silky smooth and fragrant.
An amazing waist-to-hip ratio that's striking and eye-catching!
(Shape illustration, not the actual character)

One person’s loneliness is the fault of two people.

Looking at the perfect couple on the third floor, a thousand thoughts surged wildly in her eyes, ultimately turning into resentful silence.

"boom!"

She slammed her hand on the table and stood up abruptly, leaving with her second disciple.

When Lishan Xiaomu finally realized something was wrong, she stuck out her tongue and retreated to a private room to avoid the situation.

Most people then realized that the seat where Tang Xuanci had been fiercely competing for the chessboard was now empty, with only a chair still warm and fragrant remaining.

Thus, the fifth item, amidst the elderly master of ceremonies' emotionally charged announcement, was awarded to Tang Xuanci.

Ah this?

What's going on? Why did they suddenly stop arguing?

Many people are very confused.

Those who witnessed the Bodhisattva Virupa's outburst immediately spread the word about her angry departure from her seat.

Immediately, discussion resumed.

Everyone secretly thought, "Good heavens, could it be that the wealthy old nun also has some connection with this rogue monk?"
Otherwise, why would he be so angry and run away as soon as he saw Li Shan's mother?
This is ridiculous... If Heaven hadn't given birth to Tang Xuanci, women's virtue would have remained in eternal darkness.

Soon, Lishan Xiaomu tidied her makeup again and sat back down by the railing with her true face.

Although her gaze toward Tang Xuanci was filled with annoyance, an uncontrollable wellspring of joy welled up within her.

However, seeing the enormous sixth item being carried out by several people using magic, she was really afraid that the man and the mad monkey next to her would turn into lawless thugs again for the sake of saving face.

Then, he solemnly explained how powerful the last two treasures were.

However, she was unaware that of the seven items in the catalog, Tang Xuanci paid special attention to the last two.

Right after they made the agreement, Tang Xuanci secretly told the monkey a plan—

Immediately start a live stream to attract viewers, then release the iPhone.

So, from the moment the first item appeared, Hu Qinghua and Bai Shanjun set up several cameras in the lobby, while the monkey sent his clone outside to find Lei Wanjun and the others, and projected the live broadcast directly onto the giant movie screen at the booth.

The solitary celestial lantern + the devilish muscle monk + the Great Sage Equal to Heaven + the upper-class celestial realm + flirting + friendships across generations... it's practically a viral bomb.

If this were on Tang Xuanci's home planet, it would take at least Liu Mi + Yang Yifei + Ju Jingyi + Zhou Jiegun + Wu Yiqian + Luo Zhixiang engaging in group sex in the same room, forgetting to turn off their live-stream cameras, and being caught red-handed by the police breaking down the door... to achieve the same effect, right?
Therefore, by the time the auction had reached the fourth item, the most secluded booth in the Immortal Abode Square was already packed with people.

"Holy crap!" everyone exclaimed, discussions were in full swing, traffic surged, and the land of demons and immortals was ablaze!
Even many monsters who were soaking their feet in the Immortal Town Club came to watch the drama unfold.

Just as Red Boy's beautiful mother lost the auction and burst into tears...
Tang Xuanci immediately ordered someone to insert an "advertisement," interrupting the live broadcast on the giant screen and switching to the iPhone launch event page.

Lei Wanjun, CEO of Shenguo Technology Company, appeared under the huge, glowing logo—"a ginseng fruit with a bite taken out of it"—with a mix of excitement and nervousness, and began his speech with a smile that was nine parts innocent and a part sinister.

"Fellow Daoists, good afternoon."

"I am Lei Wanjun, born in Baoxiang Kingdom, where there are many Buddhists. Because I often use my meager strength to give alms to the starving people, people also call me 'Lei the Giver'."

"My current master is Qingfeng Zhenren of Wuzhuang Temple on Longevity Mountain; my grandmaster is Zhenyuan Daxian, who is known as the ancestor of earth immortals."

"In addition, the holy monk Tang Xuanci, whose virtuous reputation is widespread throughout the three realms, is also my mentor."

"The ritual implements I am about to introduce to you were created by my revered master, Xuanci, with his boundless wisdom to save all sentient beings."

"The live stream you just saw can be easily achieved with this iPhone Zhenguan Fifteen Immortal Realm Edition in my hand..."

Rebus quickly got to the point, introducing one of the most important features of the iPhone—

Remote real-time communication with approximately zero power consumption.

To verify the effect, he also made a video call on the spot with Zhenyuan Daxian in Xiniu Hezhou, Jinguang Shengmu in Beiju Luzhou, and Fu Lu Shou Sanxing in Penglai Immortal Island in the East Sea.

They then demonstrated intercontinental communication using only radio waves, without relying on 5G signals.

The vast number of immortals and demons were greatly astonished. They immediately put aside the gossip about Tang Xuanci lighting a lamp to flirt with his mother and listened intently, unable to resist asking a hundred thousand questions.

Then, Rebusch went through the details and told them:

"The celestial version of the iPhone only requires a tiny amount of spiritual energy to charge."

"For spirits or cultivators who have not yet condensed their core, simply place your iPhone beside you while cultivating and use the dissipated spiritual energy to charge it for about an hour. This will fully charge the phone without any loss or impact on your own."

"If you use true essence and magic power to quickly charge, you can be fully charged in an instant. For cultivators above the Core Formation stage, the consumption is negligible."

"A fully charged iPhone can make video calls for up to four and a half hours and voice calls for up to twelve hours without consuming any more true energy or magic power!"

He then invited audience members to come up on stage and test the prototype.

When all the immortals and demons realized that what he said was absolutely true, and that the iPhone was indeed very effective, the square erupted in chaos!
Among the people attending the summit, there were naturally many business people.

They reacted incredibly quickly, realizing that there was clearly more than one iPhone, and that it could be continuously manufactured like an AK47. They immediately discovered a huge business opportunity and promptly reported it to their superiors.

This astonishing news quickly reached Tianyang Pavilion, causing a huge commotion.

Those forces that were prepared to spend huge sums of money to compete for the last two auction items couldn't sit still after hearing their subordinates' description of the iPhone's communication functions.

After all, the last two magical artifacts were for communication, while this new magical artifact that suddenly appeared seemed to completely outperform them in every aspect.

That sacred tree can only transmit the "patterns" it is responsible for; if you want to say a word, you have to design the language in advance.

The iPhone, on the other hand, allows for direct voice and video calls, as well as sending text messages, photos, and videos!
If the owners of each leaf of that sacred tree want to communicate with each other, they still need to go through an intermediary to relay their messages manually.

iPhones allow users to make calls, send text messages, and share videos directly with each other!

That sacred tree can only survive if a large-scale magic array is set up in a treasure cave of a top-grade spiritual vein, and a large amount of rare and precious materials are collected to make nutrients, and it is carefully nurtured by a specialist.

As for the iPhone, any useless demon cultivator could easily fully charge it by meditating for an hour, and then it would last for more than ten hours.

……

Most importantly, the Three Thousand Cause and Effect Netherworld Divine Tree is a rare sight, appearing only once every few thousand years, while there are already more than a dozen iPhone prototypes.

If the price is very attractive, wouldn't the person who spent a huge sum of money to buy the three thousand pieces of the Karmic Netherworld Divine Wood be a complete victim of injustice?

If they came determined to obtain the last two treasures, now they are hesitant.

Several clan elders even left their seats to personally attend the press conference in the square.

"Did you make that iPhone?"

Lishan's mother also learned the news. Looking at the man beside her, whose mouth was almost stretched to his ears but whose looks were still stunning, her pink cherry lips were agape in an "o" shape.

"Yes."

Tang Xuanci blew a puff of smoke towards her alluring face:

"You just said that the final piece of broken wood, how much did it cost? It can't be less than a hundred billion."
"hehe.

"If it can fetch 100 billion, wouldn't my 100,000 iPhone 15 Pros sell for 10 trillion?"

Ah this?

One hundred thousand units!
Upon hearing this number, the old woman of Lishan's mouth turned into a capital O.

(End of this chapter)