Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 275 The Jealous Nun

The fifth item up for auction was Jin Chanzi's chessboard.

When the master of ceremonies introduced this relic of the holy Buddha, his words were much more detailed than those for the previous treasures, and his attitude was also completely different.

The guests all stopped smiling, and the atmosphere became tense and solemn.

To prevent the Old Mother of Lishan from deliberately being lazy, Tang Xuanci specifically stipulated that he would help her bid on all the items, so that she would not maliciously raise the price herself.

Looking at the broken chessboard disrupted by Chen Xiaoke, he felt that this kind of thing, whose effects were not even clear, would only cost a maximum of 40 billion if the infatuated old rich woman, Lishan Old Mother, didn't try to snatch it.

After all, the claim that "breaking the chessboard might reveal the secrets of the Nine Reincarnation Immortal Technique" is just a rumor. Moreover, the phrase "might reveal the secrets" sounds like a mere word game.

Unexpectedly, when the emcee announced the start of filming, the D-cup nun who had previously changed seats in the lobby to chat with him suddenly announced 52 billion, shocking everyone present.

Tang Xuanci was speechless and choked with emotion, thinking to himself:

This is... what kind of reclusive monk is he? He's clearly a lovestruck old rich woman.

The Rich Woman Assassin Jin Chanzi!!?

But after hearing the name announced by the master of ceremonies, the Old Mother of Lishan squinted and looked down at the D-cup nun in the hall, muttering:
"Purple Cloud Hermit? It's her! That old lewd nun actually came too!"

"Honey, who is this nun?"

Tang Xuanci asked curiously, already plotting a plan in his mind. He thought to himself that this old nun probably also liked Jin Chan. Should he use the same trick again, pretend to be Jin Chan, and trick her again so that she would at least give up the auction?

Upon hearing this, the Old Mother of Lishan looked at him with a complicated expression, thought for a moment, and then said irritably:

"She was once a bodhisattva who served the Buddha, so she must be determined to get that chessboard. Moreover, before she converted to Buddhism, she was a notorious demon in the West with a very deep pocket."

Is he truly a Bodhisattva from the Western Paradise?

Tang Xuanci secretly noted it down, intending to ask for more information so that Beaker could come up with an idea and have Monkey deliver a message to her to trick her.

But then, the beaker said directly:
“I know the identity of this nun. If the Old Mother of Lishan is not lying, then there is only one possibility: she is the former Bodhisattva Pilanpo.”

(Vairambhaka is a transliteration of the Sanskrit word meaning "swift wind".)
According to the information provided by Sha Dingtian, Pilanpo Bodhisattva was also one of Jin Chanzi's ten rumored girlfriends.

"Moreover, I heard that after the Old Mother of Lishan became deeply infatuated with Jin Chanzi, she would always use the excuse of listening to Buddhist teachings to go to the holy Buddha's temple to pester him."

“Bodhisattva Pilanpo disliked her very much, and the two women became deeply antagonistic as a result. They even broke off relations and fought each other in the Western Paradise, causing quite a stir.”

"So, your idea of ​​pretending to be Jin Chanzi to trick her is probably not going to work."

"Because she and the Old Mother of Lishan are likely to be mortal rivals. If you try to please the Old Mother of Lishan and stop her from auctioning her belongings, you might end up making things worse."

What the hell!

Tang Xuanci was speechless, and cursed inwardly:

That Jin Chanzi... what a terrible thing to do!
Before long, the auction price soared, directly exceeding eight billion.

Including the few items that haven't been paid for yet, the total price is heading straight for 20 billion.

What does this mean? It's just as my mother said: even if we divert the existing funds from the A-zhou City God Temple and the net income of the next three months, we still can't hold on.

"Oh no, that old nun is a madwoman!"

Seeing this situation, the monkey scratched its ears and cheeks in frustration.

Suddenly, as if struck by a sudden thought, his fiery eyes flashed with an energetic light, but he quickly regained his composure and turned to Tang Xuanci, saying:
"never mind!
"If we really don't have enough money to pay later, we might as well go all the way, smash up this dilapidated building, and fight our way out of Mount Tai."

"The sky lanterns have already been lit, and there's no way they can be extinguished. Otherwise, how would we survive in the Three Realms?"

Tang Xuanci chuckled upon hearing this and said:

"Good! Wukong, you have some energy. Your master is pleased."

The monkey, no longer bothering to hide it from its mother, spoke frankly:
"Anyway, as long as we take the picture and give the item to her, that's fine. We didn't say we had to pay for it, did we? The old hag still lost. I, Old Sun, will deal with this immortal in the pavilion first. You let her kiss you first, and then we'll leave!"

"Holy crap, that's impressive, absolutely awesome!"

Tang Xuanci laughed heartily.

Ah this! ?
As the old woman of Lishan listened to the master and disciple's outrageous words, her girlish heart grew increasingly panicked, and her urge to call a halt became stronger and stronger.

Even though the fifth item was almost worth over 10 billion, she knew that the last two items were the highlight of the auction, each a top-quality real-time communication magic item no less valuable than the "Dragon Palace of the Four Seas".

Especially the final piece, the "Three Thousand Causes and Effects Netherworld Divine Tree," whose every spiritual leaf can resonate with the branches from tens of thousands of miles away. As long as one carries a spiritual leaf, one can cast spells to activate the spiritual patterns on the leaf and transmit highly complex symbols to the branches.

As long as the meaning of the different symbols is determined in advance, the person guarding the sacred tree can decipher a message with a great deal of information, and can even pass it on to the person holding another leaf through the sacred tree.

This thing isn't very useful for a lone immortal. But for some major powers, it's definitely a strategic resource.

Therefore, even though its gestation conditions are harsh and its maintenance costs are extremely high, it has already been regarded as a coveted item by several large families that lack such magical treasures.

The representatives of those major forces are all keeping a low profile and holding back their efforts. When the competition starts, it's estimated that even 100 billion won't be the maximum!
That is why the Old Mother of Lishan was certain that she would win.

But... do I really want to win?

Looking at the man's smile, radiant like a rainbow after rain, and fierce like the gaze of a beast turning its head, she finally couldn't help but speak, saying in a voice that could be faintly heard by everyone in the room:

"Forget it, let's turn off the light. I don't want these other things."

Many people in the audience heard it clearly, and there was an uproar.

In fact, there have been cases in the past where wealthy tycoons lit up a solitary sky lantern to woo a girl, only to have the girl call them off halfway through.

Since the woman had already agreed in her heart, continuing to burn money would be tantamount to burning her own family's money.

Therefore, publicly calling for a halt is equivalent to giving her husband a way out, which can minimize the losses and save face.

Does the fact that the Old Mother of Lishan suddenly called for a halt mean that she has also agreed to the Demon Muscle Monk's request?
Holy crap, that's awesome!

The expressions of the men present were all quite interesting, and they all cast strange glances at the couple on the third floor who were friends despite their age difference.

The female demons and fairies, on the other hand, looked on with envy, jealousy, hatred, and utter bewilderment.

Among them, the one whose gaze fluctuated the most was that of the D-cup older woman.

Tang Xuanci looked at his mother in surprise, then was overjoyed, thinking to himself that she had even given up Jin Chanzi's chessboard for his sake.

What does this mean? It means that she has completely transformed into her own shape, both inside and out!
Old Mother Lishan was filled with shame, her old face almost crumbling. She avoided the man's burning gaze, her heart pounding so hard that her two old rabbits trembled.

At this moment, the old master of ceremonies came to his senses and asked Tang Xuanci if he really wanted to give up.

However, Tang Xuanci then loudly proclaimed:

"Honey, the sky lanterns are already lit. If we put them out now, wouldn't we lose face?"

He turned around and said downstairs:

"continue!"

Ah this?

Hearing this incredibly domineering statement, even many men who disliked the monk had to admire him, thinking to themselves, "Wow, he's amazing! He's already won over the rich old lady, and he's still going to keep the lamp burning."

All the females were captivated by him, and immediately branded him as the number one man in the Three Realms in their hearts.

The old woman of Lishan looked at him with surprise and doubt, and whispered:
"Are you crazy?
"Don't overestimate yourself. You dare to cause trouble in the Taiyue Immortal Mansion. Are you sure this monkey has the ability to take you away?"

"Let bygones be bygones. If you don't want to die, then you'd better end this now."

Tang Xuanci smiled dismissively and replied:

"Since it's a promise, how can you just break it? Today, I must make you kiss me in public, to announce to all the immortals and demons of the Three Realms that you are my woman!"

Ah this?

Her heart fluttered violently again. The old woman felt that this man was too crazy, and she... liked him so much!

At this moment, she knew that what the man said at Mount Li was absolutely true; she truly loved him, even if he wasn't Jin Chan.

Their eyes met, their gazes locked.

One second, two seconds... ten seconds.

Right now!
Tang Xuanci acted decisively, pulling the forty-kilogram baby into his arms and kissing him fiercely!

The entire audience erupted in shock and disbelief.

(End of this chapter)