Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 277 Wealth from All Directions
Tang Xuanci felt extremely pleased as he looked at her surprised little mouth.

The wealthy old lady was so angry that she left. The chessboard only reached a little over 10 billion in the end. He felt that he could now open champagne to celebrate his success.

After all, while it's impossible for an iPhone to sell for 100 million each, the prices of the last two items have completely collapsed, so they're not a concern at all.

So he tossed a bottle of Furonghuang cigarette to the monkey, who wasn't quite sure of the true value of the iPhone, to reassure it completely.

At this moment, Ai Ai suddenly stepped forward to report:
"Grandma, someone is requesting an audience outside. It's the Queen Mother's second daughter, Fairy Tianyang, and her seventh daughter, Fairy Tianyu."

Old Mother Lishan snapped out of her daze, glanced downstairs, and noticed that the organizers seemed to be deliberately stalling for time, having suspended the auction. She pondered for a moment and said:
"Even the Pavilion Master has come. He probably doesn't want to see me, but rather this scoundrel."

"Tianyang Pavilion is wealthy and powerful. Not everything is auctioned off. For some sure-fire treasures, if you want to maximize your profits, it's safer to acquire them yourself first."

"I heard that the highlight of this auction was something they themselves acquired from the Eastern Continent of Divine Victory."

"This is no small sum, and now that you've caused its value to plummet, they're probably getting restless."

Tang Xuanci knew that the old baby was reminding him, and chuckled:

"What are you afraid of? Investing is all about making and losing money. Are you going to blame me?"

"I'll slap two big shovels right in their faces!"

"Just call them in and see what's going on?"

Soon, two fairies were invited in by Ai Ai.

A 58-kilogram, 38E bust actress wearing an orange low-cut dress, with a bit of the look of actress Yuqi from her home planet, but a billion times more beautiful.

A singer who weighs 47 kg, is 34B, and is wearing a purple halter-neck mini-dress, has a bit of the vibe of Yuqi from her home planet, and is a billion times more beautiful.

Just like the rumors say, although their names sound like sisters, they don't have a single hair on their bodies that resemble each other.

The only similarity was that as soon as they entered, their gazes darted back and forth between Tang Xuanci's large and small heads, revealing a mixture of amazement, curiosity, and a strong desire to learn more.

However, the former only peeked, while the latter stared intently, both mesmerized.

As the Old Mother of Lishan predicted, Fairy Tianyang of 38E had indeed come for Tang Xuanci. As soon as she sat down in a secluded spot inside the private room, she immediately explained her purpose, her tone rather urgent.

The reason is that she spent nearly 90 billion to acquire that "Netherworld Divine Tree," and now, after assessing its value, she feels that if there were really a lot of iPhones, she might lose at least 80 billion.

Therefore, she hoped that Tang Xuanci could suspend the announcement of prices and quantities before the sale started, and preferably give all the goods to Tianyang Pavilion to handle. In this way, she could take advantage of the information gap to sell the Netherworld Divine Wood first and try to recover as much of the losses as possible.

Tang Xuanci was amused and laughed:
"His face is quite fair, but he's actually very dark-skinned. Does he really want to take over this bastard?"

"Let me tell you, iPhone is a brand with its own style. It's impossible for us to just hand over all the products to outsiders to mess around with."

"Furthermore, I have always taken it upon myself to save all living beings. The purpose of creating the iPhone was also to make the Three Realms a better place."

"How could I possibly help you scam people by saying the quantity is very small and the price is very high?"

"You sisters want me to invest in your business... that's not impossible, how about we talk about it next year?"

Hearing these righteous words, Fairy Tianyang's expression changed, but she was still not giving up. She immediately started negotiating with Tang Xuanci, asking him what he wanted in return for their cooperation.
As she spoke, she intentionally or unintentionally brought up the names of the Queen Mother of the West and the Jade Emperor, reminding Tang Xuanci to consider the matter carefully.

However, Tang Xuanci had already established the correct strategy of the external bananas at the conference. They were neither neutral nor pure stream faction. On the contrary, they had a great connection with the Zhang family gang and were enemies rather than friends!
Upon hearing the clearly threatening words from Fairy Tianyang, Tang Xuanci immediately flew into a rage, letting out a roar that shattered the soundproof barrier:

"Damn it, you think you can intimidate me with your parents? Do you think I'm easily scared?"

"I, Tang Xuanci, was in a life-or-death situation from the moment I was born. I didn't even get to drink milk before I drifted on the river. What storms haven't I seen?"

"Back then, when I was just a mortal, I left Chang'an in the west. Evil immortals and heretics wanted to kill me, demons and monsters wanted to eat me, and even there were bad people in the Buddhist sect. Do you know how much pressure I was under?"

"Your parents, they're nothing!"
"Is this auction even going to happen? If it's going to be difficult, then don't hold it!"

Ah this?

His outrageous words resonated throughout the hall.

After the words were spoken, all the immortals and demons froze, stunned for several seconds before timidly whispering among themselves.

Among those present were many people with high financial intelligence, IQ, and EQ, who immediately guessed who Tang Xuanci was referring to. Just hearing it made their hearts pound, and they had to admire the audacity of this devilish muscle monk.

Even the monkeys felt a surge of inspiration, secretly studying the flow and rhymes, trying to incorporate them into their own lives—

"I, Old Sun, sprang from a stone... Before I could even shed my mortal form, I rowed a raft across the ocean. What hurricanes and giant waves haven't I seen? Back in the day, I wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace..."

I'm going to use this to look cool when I fight later.

"You~"

Fairy Tianyang was stunned by the shout. Hearing the commotion in the pavilion, she blushed and became furious.

After all, as the daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, she had never suffered such a great humiliation, even though she had experienced many other great humiliations!
He choked for a long time, unable to say anything, and finally could only glare angrily at Tang Xuanci, squeezing out a sentence through gritted teeth:
"Wait here, we're coming!"

After saying this, he grabbed the still infatuated Seventh Sister—Fairy Tianyu—and slammed the door shut as they left. A short while later, Tianyang Pavilion sent a highly respected immortal to apologize and, using an excuse, to postpone the auction of the last two items.

By this time, everyone had heard about the Immortal Abode Square, so they weren't too surprised and no one raised any objections.

However, looking at the still-glowing, solitary sky lantern on the third floor, everyone couldn't help but exclaim in their hearts, "Awesome!"

Good guy.

Although few in number, such events have occasionally occurred over the centuries.

But lighting a lamp and it's enough to set the organizers on fire is a unique occurrence since the beginning of time!

The figure illuminated by the sky lantern is majestic, holy, and imposing.

The males were speechless upon seeing it, while the females were moved to tears.

Who cried the most on the field? Fairy Tianyu's shoes and socks were soaked!
Who wept next in the crowd? Princess Halloween's skirt was soaked!
Who wept again in the arena? The old mother of Lishan sat on her chair, her tears soaked!
While things were in an uproar inside Tianyang Pavilion, the Immortal Mansion Square was on the verge of exploding.

It turns out that after introducing the iPhone's communication functions, Rebus then demonstrated—

Use the "Yunxin" APP to add friends and family, create group chats to share life, and post photos of yourself drinking Joyoung liquor on your WeChat Moments to show off;
Shoot videos using the three rear cameras, then edit and render them using the "Jianying" app to create your own short films, and upload them to the "Douying" app for sharing.

Use the "Immortal Alliance" APP, choose "Sun Wukong" or "Rogue Monk" to jungle, and play together with your loved ones and friends;
……

Use "Hey, Sao Bei" to activate the smart assistant.

In short, these incredibly rich application functions, covering all areas such as clothing, food, housing, transportation, entertainment, cultivation, love, and job seeking, left all the immortals and demons speechless and itching with desire.

Many masters who craft magical artifacts racked their brains but still couldn't understand how Tang Xuanci created such a highly spiritual artifact.

Some people even wildly speculated that these iPhones might be artifacts of soul refinement, with each one containing a relatively powerful divine consciousness, which is why they can exert so many effects simultaneously.

Because they couldn't understand it at all, people had an extremely high expectation of this divine object.

By the end, even some immortals and demons who owned mines in the mountains were numb, only wanting to know the price of this treasure so they could give up.

Just as everyone's anticipation reached its peak, Rebus finally announced the retail price of the iPhone 15 Pro—

"Only 988000!"

"Moreover, if you place an order now, you will receive a music album recorded with the sincere dedication of my mentor, Xuan Ci, which includes the song 'Stranded' that he sang yesterday."

"There are also forty-nine electronic manuals and video tutorials of top-level martial arts techniques, including the Eight Transformations personally explained and demonstrated by the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

Finally, there are thirty-six classic paid apps.

Ah this?

The entire audience of demons and immortals could hardly believe their ears. They felt that the price was like a drop tower, suddenly rising into the air and then rapidly falling to the ground.

Only 98? That's fucking cheap!

Many powerful immortals and demons from the uranium mines in the mountains had their minds buzzing, with only one word echoing within them:

"Buy! Buy! Buy..."

I'm not just buying one unit, I'm buying as many as I can, I'm absolutely sure I won't lose out or get ripped off.

Even many of the lesser demon cultivators who rented the Demon Cave felt that at this price, they could grit their teeth, borrow some money for their own living expenses, and take the risk to buy it.

Instantly, all the anticipation transformed into a desire to buy, and the small exhibition area was almost bursting at the seams.

Leibushe quickly smiled and told them that there was plenty of stock, and that they shouldn't worry.

However, he did not specify the exact quantity, nor did he directly offer any stock for sale.

Instead, they strictly followed the marketing tactics of their mentor, Xuanci, using the reputation of Azhou City God Temple, Wuzhuang Temple, Penglai Immortal Mountain, and Jin'ao Island as guarantees to allow everyone to pay and place orders first, and then ship the goods in batches within a month.

In an instant, wealth flowed from all directions across the three realms and four continents.

Not only were the 100,000 units in stock sold out instantly, but even the second, third, and fourth batches, which required a 30%, 20%, and 10% deposit, were all pre-ordered.

Tang Xuanci instantly transformed into a billionaire, paying off the astronomical price of the auctioned item with a few words.

The next day, after attending the summit that had just officially begun, he left with his beloved and his beauty, leaving only Leibusi and the disciples of Wuzhuang Temple to continue delivering goods, collecting money, and discussing cooperation on Mount Tai.

It's worth mentioning that before he left the mountain...
Princess Tianyu secretly came over and, using her newly bought iPhone, proactively added him on WeChat.

Princess Iron Fan also came over and, using the iPhone he gave her, was passively added to his WeChat account.

Even though Princess Wansheng couldn't come in person, she still managed to secretly send him her newly registered cloud account without her husband's knowledge.

(End of this chapter)