Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 274 The Weeping Beauty

"Grandma~"

Zhenzhen instinctively caught the jade bracelet that was thrown to her, but upon hearing the uproar, she was at a loss and had no idea what to do.
Even the old woman of Lishan never expected him to be so shameless. Her girlish heart was stirred by three parts ripples, three parts embarrassment and anger, and four parts butterflies in her stomach.

The problem is that she looks like she's in her seventies or eighties. What kind of behavior is this, making such a scene?
Her old face twitched slightly. She really wanted Zhenzhen to throw the jade bracelet away, but remembering their previous agreement, she pretended to be nonchalant and said:
"Let's leave it for now and see how long this scoundrel can hold out."

Upon hearing this, Zhenzhen placed the jade bracelet on the coffee table to the side.

"Look, the Old Mother of Lishan has accepted it!"

"Could it be that my mother really had an affair with that evil monk?"

There was a lot of discussion in the field.

Princess Wansheng could hardly believe her eyes, and thought to herself:
"He asked me to help him with the invitations, spending so much money, just to pick up an old woman? What's he after? Her wrinkles? Her sagging breasts?!"

The nine-headed worm beside him frowned and thought to himself:
"This bald thief spent so much money, is he after the Old Mother of Lishan? What kind of cunning is this... deeper than the underworld!"

If we were to say who is experiencing the greatest emotional fluctuation right now, it would undoubtedly be the old nun who had moved to the main hall earlier.

Her eyes were fixed on the young man and the old woman in the brightly lit area. Her D-cup breasts, which were even lighter than her mother's, heaved with each breath. She muttered to herself:
"Could it be... that this really is him? Otherwise, how could this old hag surnamed Ying have such a connection with him?"

The scene before my eyes keeps switching back and forth between this moment and eight hundred years ago.

I felt as if I was in another world.

While Tang Xuanci enjoyed showing off for a while, he was quite reluctant to actually pay. He not only emptied all the bank money and gold and silver jewelry in the Sumeru space of the master and disciple, but also used many magical artifacts and divine weapons of dubious origin that he could barely afford to pay for the jade bracelet, before finally scraping together enough money to send the manager of Tianyang Pavilion away.

At this point, the price of the second item auctioned exceeded one billion.

Seeing his strained appearance, the Old Mother of Lishan mocked:
"What? You've already emptied your savings after just one item, the cheapest one?"

"You're not going to use the money to pay the bill later, are you?"

"Even if they stole all the cash from the City God Temple, that small, run-down place like A-zhou wouldn't be able to handle it."

Tang Xuanci chuckled, knowing that her prediction was indeed correct. The income of Azhou's finances was at the bottom in Xiniu Hezhou, not to mention that after they went there, they went to great lengths and spent a lot of immortal funds to help mortals with infrastructure construction, causing the wealthy immortals to abscond with their funds. If it weren't for the struggle to eliminate demons and monsters to generate income, they would have been in debt long ago.

Moreover, misappropriating celestial funds is a serious crime punishable by "annihilation of both body and soul." With so many eyes watching at the auction, and the Kui Mulang of the Baoxiang Kingdom's Domain Office also eyeing the scene, doing this is no different from simply becoming an outlaw.

However, he replied calmly:

"Just watch and see. I've said it before, I'll make up for everything I owe you today."

Ah this?

Old Mother Lishan snorted coldly, but her mind was in turmoil.

Seeing Tang Xuanci's resolute attitude, she couldn't help but steal a glance at the exquisite jade bracelet beside her, thinking with surprise and doubt:
"Could it be... that he just wanted to give me one last act of love, regardless of everything, and then leave me behind?"

As she thought about it, she suddenly felt an urge to stop him from continuing.

"Mr. Tang, 1.68 billion! Is there a higher offer!?"

The second treasure returned to Tang Xuanci, and the Duyao Heavenly Lantern still shone brightly.

Soon, the third item in the auction was sold to him for nearly three billion.

Logically, the second and third items should have been valued much higher than the Sumeru Jade Bracelet, but because no one was interested in them, the transaction prices were not inflated too much.

But the good times didn't last long. As soon as the fourth treasure appeared, someone started fighting Tang Xuanci again, and it seemed like they were determined to fight to the death.

Do you know who this person is? But look:
36D, approximately 41 years old, weighing 60 kg, 1.7 meters tall, with a fierce yet lustful expression, and a hint of resentment in her eyes...

She was none other than Red Boy's beautiful mother, the Bull Demon King's wife, and the Iron Fan Fairy of Cuiyun Mountain!
It turns out that the item being auctioned was the same material used by Nezha to reshape his golden body after he returned his bones to his father and his flesh to his mother.

"Nine Tribulations Immaculate Reincarnation Lotus".

It is said that the World-Honored One (Buddha) used lotus roots as bones, lotus stems as flesh, and silk threads as tendons to help Nezha's remnant soul rebuild its golden body. This method has a significant advantage over reincarnation in the underworld or surrogacy in the Women's Kingdom—

It can completely preserve one's cultivation level before death, without any side effects.

The downside is that it's very expensive.

Not only is the Nine Tribulations Immaculate Reincarnation Lotus extremely rare, but the supernatural power of reshaping the golden body is also rarely possessed.

But the Iron Fan Fairy was eager to protect her son, and she had clearly come for the Reincarnation Lotus, determined to destroy Tang Xuanci's lamp top so that her son could have the best medical care in the Three Realms.

In no time, the price was raised to four billion!

The scene quickly became heated, and gradually no other immortals or demons spoke up. Everyone watched as she and the old master of ceremonies exchanged words, shouting out alarming numbers.

"That bitch is determined to turn her son into Nezha. If she keeps doing that, we'll be at a huge loss."

The monkey squatted on the railing, muttering curses:
"Hey, it's all your fault. If that kick last time had just killed that little bastard, we wouldn't have this trouble..."

Tang Xuanci saw Iron Fan Fairy's red-eyed state from afar and also felt that something was wrong. He had indeed been careless before and should have expected the current situation.

He frowned and thought for a moment, then pretended to offer the monkey a cigarette, pulled it to his mouth, and whispered something to it.

When the Old Mother of Lishan caught a glimpse of this scene, she guessed that this fellow had planned to have the monkey secretly split into two to go and make a deal with the other party, promising to take pictures of the items first and then resell them to it privately.

She snorted coldly, wanting to expose her on the spot and point out that according to the agreement, the items were meant to help her, and she could not possibly transfer them.

But for some reason, the words got stuck in my throat...

Just as she expected, the monkey immediately sent one of its lurking insects into the private room opposite to negotiate a deal with the plastic sister-in-law inside.

But the Iron Fan Fairy gets angry as soon as she sees it, her anger so intense it's like a raging storm!
She said she absolutely did not believe the nonsense told by the master and disciple, and at the same time saw hope in setting off the sky lantern. She told the monkey to get lost and said that once her child was resurrected, she would go to Azhou to kill Tang Xuanci to vent her hatred!
But right after she finished cursing and raised the price several times, the monkey placed a palm-sized "small square mirror" in front of her.

Upon closer inspection, one was astonished to see that the image of a disciple of the Golden Light Holy Mother of Golden Turtle Island in the Northern Continent was displayed on the mirror-like smooth surface of the magical artifact.

And this Golden Light Mother is none other than the great immortal who went through countless hardships to find connections to rebuild Red Boy's golden body.

It turns out that when Beaker was making the Nezha movie series, he collected a lot of background information about Nezha in order to fully recreate the character.

In the second film, "Ne Zha: The Demon Child Conquers the Dragon King," there is a plot about "reshaping the golden body." From what I've learned, this supernatural power originated from Jin'ao Island. It seems that apart from the Buddha, only the immortals of Jin'ao Island have been heard of using it.

Since Red Boy and his father are both estranged from Buddhism and favor Taoism, the probability of the Buddha helping them is very low.

Therefore, the probability of Iron Fan Fairy obtaining the Golden Turtle Island is naturally higher.

Therefore, Beaker just told Tang Xuanci about this deduction.

Tang Xuanci immediately contacted Jin Guang Shengmu in the iPhone shareholder group, and sure enough, it was true!

Iron Fan Immortal's head was buzzing, completely baffled as to how this small square mirror in front of him, which showed no magical fluctuations, could be connected to Jin'ao Island, which was thousands of miles away.

Upon hearing the master's message, the beautiful mother was filled with anger and grievance, and tears streamed down her face, each drop clearly wetting her breasts and forming a thin stream that slid into her ravines.

"Mr. Tang, 5.6 billion! Is there a higher bid?!"

The elderly master of ceremonies asked her repeatedly, and seeing that she remained silent, he scanned the entire audience and then announced in a passionate voice:
Master Tang is still the master of everyone here!
Seeing this, the monkey was smug and showed no pity or tenderness whatsoever, nor any affection whatsoever. As it left, it did not forget to make sarcastic remarks.

Upon hearing this, the Iron Fan Fairy covered her face and wept aloud.

Those outside the private room, unable to see the monkey's hidden form, assumed the pitiful, beautiful mother was weeping because she was powerless to purchase the rare and precious medicinal herbs that could save her son.

Many men, shocked, secretly cursed the "Muscle Monk" as a monster.

Most of the females felt that Tang Xuanci was the number one true man in the Three Realms, not only having the face of a god and the muscles of a demon, but also being so extravagant and wealthy!
They just couldn't understand why it was their old, decrepit mother sitting next to such a man, instead of their own perky, bouncy figure.

When the Old Mother of Lishan saw that her—no, the stinky man next to her had already bought four treasures for her and was even giving her a stunning smile, her girlish heart… started beating even more wildly.

(End of this chapter)