Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 264 Breakfast

Li Kui was a monster who was half human and half demon. It is said that his mother encountered a demon with the bloodline of the ancient beast Kui Niu in the deep mountains and marshes, and that's how he was born.

In addition to the three legs of an ordinary man, this fellow has a fourth one, located in the middle—three toes, black in color, thick and powerful, capable of crushing stones with a single step.

However, despite his extraordinary talent, he lacked any wisdom and was bloodthirsty and murderous. As expected, he caused a great disaster, fled A-zhou, and even caused his elderly mother, a Golden Core cultivator, to spend decades in prison for harboring a criminal.

Not long ago, his elderly mother was released from prison. She was nearing the end of her life and was all alone. She was bullied and almost dragged into the mountains by several tiger demons to be eaten.

Fortunately, Lord Chen Huangye came to her rescue, not only saving her life but also arranging a temporary job for her in the celestial prison.

Later, when Li Kui returned to find his mother, she told him to acknowledge Lord Chen as his benefactor and asked Lord Chen to arrange a job for him as a jailer.

But this guy only lasted a few days before he beat the warden so badly that he was foaming at the mouth and convulsing on the ground. He ended up getting himself thrown into prison. If it weren't for Lord Chen pleading for him, he might have ended up in hell.

Later, Tang Xuanci saw that it had extraordinary talent, so he sent it to Liangshan and made it into a double-flowered red stick.

"Clang!"
Even the most powerful sect leader died with his sword broken, and his primordial spirit was completely obliterated by a fat monk who was eight feet tall and had a waist ten spans wide, using a staff similar to a nine-ringed tin staff.

This fat monk was the "Flower Arhat" that the Green Snake had mentioned.

He was originally a mythical beast in the local legends of Baoxiang Kingdom, Lu Xiang. He cultivated himself into a demon and later hid in a Buddhist temple to avoid disaster. His Dharma name was Zhishen, and he was also known as Lu Zhishen.

He met Wusong, who had fled to another region, in a temple in another region. Not long ago, through Wusong's introduction, he also came to Liangshan to become the head of a temple.

Having annihilated the sect's main fighting force, Lu Zhishen immediately summoned Li Kui and led seventy or eighty brothers from his own gang straight to the treasure-hiding forbidden area.

Wu Song ordered his men to disperse and surround the enemy, while he himself discarded his staff, picked up a gleaming monk's knife, and charged straight into the inner courtyard where the direct descendants of the sect lived.

The disciples who were guarding the courtyard approached, and with a swift stroke of their blades, they all died.

Upon encountering the panicked maid, he did not hesitate and took all the kills.

Once they found the family members hiding, they killed them all, one by one.

Upon discovering a crying child, without hesitation, cut them all in two!

Soon, flames shot into the sky from the valley, and the vast sect was engulfed in flames.

The four "heroes" left with over ten tons of rare materials, countless gold and silver treasures, and seven or eight first and second-stage golden pills.

……

Another day.

Tang Xuanci woke up the fat rabbit on his pillow early, led Chen Huangye to get dressed, and flew to Mo Shengdu by private plane to meet Lei Bu Shangxian, who had been in Azhou for many days.

It turns out that many transgender people in Azhou anonymously reported that Chen Xiaoke and Tang Xuanci abused their power, formed cliques, harmed immortals and demons, and caused chaos in the human world. The Thunder Department took this very seriously and directly ordered two Thunder Generals from the heavens to form a team to investigate.

They entered Azhou without even notifying the local government, secretly conducting investigations and believing they hadn't been discovered by Tang Xuanci.

Little did they know that although Tang Xuanci had no spies in the heavens, he had countless "heavenly eyes" in Azhou who had already noticed them.

Sha Dingtian immediately recognized the identity of the approaching general as his old classmate from ten years at the Immortal Examination Academy, who had always been watching him and still wanted to bring him to justice.

The Immortal of the Tongbei Ape, by Yuan Liangping.

Tang Xuanci learned that this monkey was the purest of all.

So they secretly manipulated the scene, showing them the peaceful and prosperous life of all living beings, the reformed demons, and the flourishing state of Azhou. Even the manhole cover they ran over when riding the Five Elements Red Light was carefully designed.

Of course, there are some minor flaws that he can neither hide nor wants to hide, so he lets them see them directly, which makes them seem more real.

As expected, Yuan Liangping and the other Thunder Department immortals were completely shocked by what they had seen and heard in the past few days.

On the rooftop of the tallest building in the Mo Sheng Du, after seeing Tang Xuanci, whose image was extremely great, glorious, and righteous, Yuan Liangping even took the initiative to shake hands with him and said, "Seeing is believing."

Tang Xuanci then invited them to sit on the rooftop viewing tea table, ordered someone to unfold several yellowed and worn planning drawings, pointed out the landscape, overlooked the city, and gave a speech with a draft tailor-made for them.

His sincerity, his fervent gaze, and his impassioned tone inexplicably ignited Yuan Liangping's passion.

But as much as the hype and doubts remain, Yuan Liangping is not someone who can be easily fooled.

Like Hu Qinghua, it eventually questioned Tang Xuanci's true motives and asked him directly why he wanted to save all living beings.
Tang Xuanci gazed at the horizon, and said in a way that was neither a sigh nor a lament:

"Does saving all living beings need a reason?"
"If I had to find a reason, I would only say that some people live forever but die; some people die but live forever."

"All living beings cultivate immortality and seek the Dao, all for the sake of longevity, and so do I."

"Wow!" Yuan Liangping's eyes lit up immediately upon hearing this, and he exclaimed in praise.
"How wonderful it is that some people live forever, yet they die!"
"I had only heard that the demonic monk and three thugs were causing chaos in the three realms and committing all sorts of evil deeds."

"But now, having witnessed the prosperity of Aju and heard such compassionate aspirations, I am willing to believe that the holy monk truly cares for all living beings."

"Of course!" Lord Chen said happily, "My... Immortal Lieutenant of Azhou is the best person in the world!"

Yuan Liangping looked at her clear yet foolish eyes, his expression changed, and he smiled:
“We’ve been wandering around the mortal realm in Azhou these past few days, and everywhere we’ve heard mortals praising you, the City God, and calling you the ‘Always-Responding’ Bodhisattva.”

"Now that I think about it, my esteemed Master Deng Tianjun mentioned that he was very impressed with you after supervising the state examination at Mount Taihua. He also said that if you were to become the head of the City God Temple, you might truly be able to save the people of this region."

"He had such keen insight."

Deng Tianjun? Deng Zhong, one of the five marshals of the Thunder Department? Tang Xuanci secretly memorized this name.

The conversation, which was mainly based on questions, ended pleasantly.

Finally, Yuan Liangping also warned Tang Xuanci that although his intention to save all living beings was righteous, he should pay attention to his methods and never cross the bottom line of the Heavenly Laws.

Tang Xuanci agreed and immediately arranged for them and his team members to go downstairs for breakfast, saying that he would treat them out of his own pocket and not be extravagant.

After hearing this, Yuan Liangping made a basic conclusion about the investigation and then left.

But it didn't know that right now...
The person in charge of "He Sanxia"—Xizhou Erlang Luan Xiaowu, and his younger brother—Di Shi Yanluo Luan Xiaoqi, were also having morning tea with the three biggest demon kings in the Xianzhen Restaurant in another state.

The three demon kings didn't touch their chopsticks at all. The leader, a demon transformed from a king cobra, spoke coldly to Egg Xiao Wu:
"We are all of the snake clan. I warn you three brothers, do not cause trouble on our territory!"

Luan Xiaowu smiled without saying a word, only slurping his noodles and chewing.

Suddenly, a series of "ding-ding-ding-ding" sounds rang out. Luan Xiaoqi, who was smoking nearby, pulled out his mobile phone, pressed the answer button, and said:

"Second brother...please don't make a move! If you kill someone, how can we talk?"

Upon seeing this, the three demon kings exchanged glances, their brows furrowing in bewilderment.

But then Luan Xiaoqi quickly fiddled with the palm-sized thing in her hand, threw it on the table, and a voice with an electrical noise could be heard coming from inside:

"Brother Hua, I've heard everyone calls you 'Little Hou Yi' (a legendary archer). Do you see that little cobra sitting cross-legged and cultivating on that peak over there? Can you shoot it dead with one arrow from here?"

"What's so difficult about that? This bowstring is made of 9,989 silver-blue royal grass tendrils, and this arrowhead is forged from the stinger of a hundred-year-old Nine Nether Scorpion. Although it can't compare to the Sun-Shooting Bow or the Sunset Arrow, it's enough to break through the barrier and pierce the little snake demon's head."

Ah this?

The cobra demon's expression changed drastically, and he demanded sharply:
"You're threatening me?!"

Upon hearing this, the person on the other end of the phone shouted:
"If I'm threatening you, do you really expect me to invite you out for dim sum?"

He then said:

"Brother Hua, there's a beaker-shaped snake over there. If you can kill them both with two arrows, I'll treat you to drinks tonight!"

"No need for two arrows, one will suffice. Watch closely!"

As soon as the other man finished speaking, the sound of a bow being drawn came through the phone.

The sound was muffled and oppressive, like hundreds of millions of steel bars bending to their limit at the same time; just listening to it was terrifying.

The Cobra Demon could no longer hold back and immediately said to Egg Little Five:

"Okay, I promise you, alright?"

Unexpectedly, Luan Xiaowu smiled coldly and slowly said:
"You're speaking so softly, they can't hear you."

The Cobra Demon, driven to impotent rage, could only shout again:
"You can have all the underground water veins in that mountain. Just name your price, and I'll have someone deliver the immortal contract right away. Is that alright?!"

"Damn, if you had said that earlier, none of this would have happened!"

A curse came from the phone, and then the call was disconnected.

(End of this chapter)