Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 265 iPhone Zhenguan Fifteen Immortal Realm Version

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Another day.

The autumn night is cool, and the north wind blows high.

In Dizhou of Baoxiang Kingdom, there lived an honest and upright old mountain god who was assassinated by a local evil gang.

Just when their lives were hanging by a thread, the Monkey King descended from the sky, fighting against eight opponents single-handedly and achieving a counterattack.

Immediately, Tang Xuanci, whose image was extremely noble, glorious, and righteous, appeared, helped the mountain god up, and spoke eloquently, expressing in a subtle yet thorough manner that he did not seek any reward for saving him, but only hoped that there would be one more person in the world who cared about the common people.

Upon hearing this, the old mountain god was moved to tears, exclaiming that he had previously seen the holy monk as a holy monk, then as a demonic monk, but now he saw him as a holy monk again!
However, at the same time~
On the northwestern border of Baoxiang Kingdom, another mountain god temple has been enchanted by eerie green flames.

The wind fueled the fire, and the fire, aided by the wind, intertwined, creating a spectacle resembling a massive army battling it out, threatening to burn the world to ashes.

The temple beams twisted and snapped in the fire, crackling and popping. Sparks flew everywhere, like thousands of fireflies dancing wildly, illuminating the leopard head of a demon in a terrifying and grotesque way.

"You, a celestial official, dare to collude with demons to slaughter the temple and government offices!" the mountain god cried out in terror and anger, severely injured and barely able to walk.

The leopard demon, holding a blood-dripping spear, said in grief and indignation:
"You scoundrel!"

“That little bastard insulted my wife, and instead of punishing or disciplining him, you abused your power to murder me.”

"I will not feel a single bit unjustly kill your entire family today!"

Having said that, the spear shot out like a dragon, piercing through the skull and churning the mountain god's brain to pieces.

The leopard demon was still not satisfied, so he walked over, knocked away the corpse of his eldest son, and thrust out a hundred spears in a second, turning him into a beehive.

Then he walked to the indestructible stone wall in front of the temple, flicked the tip of his spear, and wrote two lines of large characters in a flowing, elegant style—

"Godslayer, King of the Southern Mountains of the Annihilation Kingdom, Leopard Charge!"

It turns out that the leopard demon was one of the cheap underlings that Tang Xuanci had taken in while waiting for the provincial examination.

Don't be fooled by his timid and submissive demeanor at the time; he actually had some skill.

It not only passed the Thunder Sound Trial, but also won two matches in the subsequent Martial Arts Test. Unfortunately, it was eliminated when it encountered Huineng.

However, having cultivation level is not very useful; to become a Celestial Immortal, one needs power and background.

Its biggest backer at the time was Tang Xuanci, its adopted brother, whom it was forced to acknowledge. Later, it avoided karaoke like the plague and was eventually ostracized to a dilapidated mountain temple as a lowly ninth-rank immortal.

Even worse, lacking power and background, it was at best a high-level laborer even after becoming a Celestial Guardian. Later, due to a series of unfortunate events, it was almost driven to its death.

Finally, the honest demon could no longer tolerate it and took the initiative to contact his big brother in the nuclear society.

It just so happens that the mountain god temple where it is located controls several key smuggling routes along the border. The mountain god is Kui Mulang's dog and has repeatedly clashed with the logistics group in Azhou. Tang Xuanci has been putting up with this "sour radish" for a long time.

So, without further ado, they had Bao Chong coordinate from within and without, and also take the blame, to wipe out the entire Mountain God's family and all his followers.

……

As time went on, the atmosphere in the eight "Fuyaokang" workshops in Azhou became increasingly lively.

Four o'clock in the morning.

Several white-faced fox spirits, earning annual salaries of over a million (two gold coins), remained focused and worked together to carve a 3D circuit pattern integrating approximately 150 billion transistors onto a silicon wafer no larger than a fingernail.

This tiny device is the famous A17 Pro chip from Tang Xuanci's home planet.

On the home planet at that time, to create such intricate and complex circuit diagrams, 3-nanometer extreme ultraviolet lithography technology was required, and only through the collaborative efforts of a few of the world's top technology companies could mass production be achieved. But Fuyaokang doesn't even need extreme ultraviolet light.

The White-Faced Fox Chip Sculptor only needs to use the twenty-eight transformation techniques taught by Sun Wukong—the factory's technical director, professor at Mo Shengdu University, honorary principal of Azhou Transformation Technical School, and academician of Azhou Xuanke Academy—to directly rub transistors onto silicon wafers with his hands... no, with his divine sense.

Note that the "twenty-eight transformation techniques" they can use are not the twenty-eight of the seventy-two transformations.

According to the redefinition in the textbook of Moshengdu University, from now on, any change in the unit of "ban" refers to the level of Dao; and any change in the unit of "zhong" refers to the level of Shu.

A single change can differentiate into hundreds, thousands, or even more types of changes.

The white-faced fox demon, with her innate ability to manipulate silicon-based elements, can easily master several chip-making transformation techniques with less effort.

Each technician masters a few variations, and when these are combined to form an assembly line, they can become a monkey with extremely low productivity.

By setting up multiple assembly lines and implementing shift work each day, the technicians' minds can be given ample rest, effectively turning them into monkeys with lower productivity.

With low productivity, one can obtain production value and exploit surplus value.

With added value, more technicians can be recruited, more production lines can be formed, and productivity can be further improved.

With higher productivity, even more value can be obtained...

He stepped on his right foot with his left and ascended directly to heaven, selling iPhones throughout the Three Realms, making sure the Jade Emperor, Buddha, and Laozi each had one.

After the white-faced fox technician finishes etching the transistor, the red fox technician immediately performs hot reflow soldering, and then sends it to other demon technicians and mortals to complete chemical cleaning, ball implantation, and burning.

After an unknown amount of time, another batch of chips was completed.

Soon, just like the screens and batteries from other "Fuyaokang" workshops, they were secretly sent to the "Furenkang" factory in Moshengdu to be assembled into "iPhone Zhenguan Fifteen Immortal Realm Edition," or simply:
"iPhone 15 Pro".

Why are there no "pro Max" and "mortal version" versions?
Because making several sets of molds is too troublesome, and mortals cannot afford the manufacturing costs for the time being, Tang Xuanci only plans to release one model in the Immortal Realm this year.

After receiving the first batch of prototypes, he immediately distributed them to the club's elders, presidents, and leaders to experience them firsthand.

They all said it was great after using it, they absolutely loved it and couldn't put it down, praising it endlessly.

Chen Xiaoke said, "This iPhone Zhenguan Fifteen is so good, it's so much fun..."

Seeing its exquisite appearance, she was afraid of scratching it if she put it in her pocket, so she insisted on tucking it between her fat rabbits.
She was even more delighted by those unusual apps, spending an entire day playing with them in the "Settings".

Sun Wukong said:

"Ugh, this is so annoying. You idiot, you didn't even get a complete picture of me. Let's do it again. I'll fly slower later, and you can use your phone to ride the cloud and follow me to take pictures..."

Zhu Wuneng said:

"Lanlan, look, I've set you as my screensaver, hehe..."

Sha Wujing said:
"When my master told me that this thing would replace the mobile phone, I had high expectations, but I never expected it to far exceed my imagination. This crystallization of boundless wisdom truly amazes me!"

Niu Xiangdong, Chairman of Dongxi Logistics Group, said:
"After using this iPhone for three minutes, I knew that the countless post stations and flying talismans in the Three Realms were a thing of the past."

Ma Datang, Chairman of Tengyun Entertainment Group, said:
"The entertainment software on this phone will secretly steal most of the lifespan of immortals and demons in the Three Realms in the future."

Ren Wofei, Chairman of Weihua Communications Group, said:
"I really can't imagine what the Three Realms will look like when Huawei's 5G minimalist base stations cover the four continents?"

……

Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the immortals of Wanshou Mountain, asked:
"Oh? How will the cooperation proceed? I would like to hear the details."

(End of this chapter)