Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 263 Is he choking me?
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In the Yu Fu Dou Bu department, Kui Mulang was once again plotting with several colleagues in his office.

They were all in a good mood this time, because after the Golden Horn and Silver Horns were captured, the Daoist sect lost its backbone in the underworld of Baoxiang Kingdom.

The Zhang family and the Buddhist sects seized the opportunity to join forces and divide up all the benefits except for those in the Azhou region. Even some Taoist immortals were eliminated because they were involved with criminals.

The Zhang family group, represented by Kui Mulang, profited the most, so it was hard for them not to be happy.

"The Taoist forces are no longer a threat in Baoxiang Kingdom. Now, as long as we lure Tang Xuanci and his gang out of the City God Temple in Azhou, the Nine Yang Spring in Cangwu Valley will be ours for the taking."

"Yes."

A judge from the Ministry of Personnel said:
"Recently, I have observed that businesses in Azhou that rely heavily on taxes, such as spirit stones, herbs, and magical artifacts, are declining day by day. Many sects and demon clans that have leased spiritual veins from immortals are also abandoning the mountains and leaving."

"But Tang Xuanci shouted the slogan of 'saving all living beings,' and secretly helped mortals build a strange capital city in the Gobi Desert, with his heart set on making cars, electric lights and the like."

"These things are indeed beneficial to mortals, but to immortals and demons who have achieved cultivation, they are nothing more than novel toys. Besides, his blueprints are widely circulated, and many unorthodox methods have already imitated them."

"Does he really expect to use these things to make up for the state's annual revenue?"

"Hehe, by then that fool named Chen Xiaoke will obviously be unable to fulfill the duties of the City God. During Tang Xuanci's tenure as the Immortal Commandant, he caused unrest in the immortal mountains and demon valleys, and there were many accusations against him. He will also be implicated."

“We only need to report to the Yue Prefecture as required, and they can be transferred out of A Prefecture.”

"As for where these thugs will cause trouble next, that's none of our business, hahahaha."

A member of the Zhang family said:
“That’s excellent. However… we must not be careless. I’ve heard that Tang Xuanci’s magic spears and cannons, though constantly imitated, have never been surpassed, and countless immortals and demons are willing to spend a fortune to purchase them.”

Kui Mulang said:

"The magic guns and cannons are now divine weapons that the Heavenly Court forbids to manufacture privately. Even if they apply to build a factory in the name of the City God Temple, they must be supervised by the Ministry of War and cannot sell them privately."

"If they dare to steal and sell in large quantities, they are courting death, and it can definitely be found out."

"However, we must not be careless and keep a close eye on their actions."

“Suppress all sects and demonic mountains associated with them, regardless of their intentions to purchase anything or seek any cooperation.”

"Furthermore, spread the word that the current City God of Azhou won't be in office for long, and will be transferred next year at most, so that those who can't see the bigger picture will open their eyes."

……

this day.

The opening of the largest commercial center in Moshengdu was a grand event, with the governor of Azhou delivering a speech and the fourth prince of Baoxiang Kingdom personally cutting the ribbon.

Tang Xuanci, along with his three disciples and Chen Xiaoke, secretly supervised the situation to prevent any mishaps.

After the ceremony was successfully completed, he booked the largest private room at Tengyun Business KTV and asked Xiaoqing to call all the leaders of the He family to come for a team building activity.

Soon, a few dozen transvestites and a large number of stunt girls were eating, drinking, and having fun in the huge private room.

They drink Jiuyang liquor and smoke Hetianxia cigarettes.

Amidst the swirling smoke, psychedelic lights, and passionate music, many monsters revealed their true forms, creating a truly chaotic spectacle.

Logically speaking, Moshengdu is a mortal town. A large group of monsters gathering here to sing karaoke has violated the heavenly rules and is considered to be causing chaos in the human world.

But the local deity who governs the area where the Desert Saint Capital is located is standing in front of a gold-plated standing microphone, embracing a beautiful woman and swaying her hips gently, singing passionately:

"One day this song will grow old... I love Moshengdu, the paradise of all living beings. I shed tears for you, and I am also proud of you..."

Tang Xuanci, listening to this little poem, had to admit that this fellow, who could act as the local earth god, must have some literary talent. He'd just glanced at the playlist and saw "I Love You, Great Tang," and immediately freestyled it, changing it to "I Love the Desert Capital."

After the song ended, Tang Xuanci led the applause, and the local earth god chuckled and immediately came forward with a wine cup to offer a toast.

Tang Xuanci drank a full cup, pulled the local earth god to sit beside him, and said loudly:

"Come on, everyone, let's get to know each other. This is the newly appointed local earth god, surnamed Zhao, named Dongzhi. Where is the earth god's temple located now?"

"On Mount Rong, two hundred miles to the southwest."

“Yes, it’s quite far from here. But it will be moving nearby soon. You’ll be coming and going to Mo Shengdu frequently, so you’ll inevitably interact with each other and get to know each other.” Upon hearing Tang Xuanci’s words, the others immediately stood up and greeted the local earth god.

At this time, not all the leaders of the Hezi group and the head of Liangshan Hall had arrived; more people were arriving in twos and threes.

Compared to when Tang Xuanci and his disciples first arrived in Azhou, when almost all the humans and demons kept their distance from them or were hostile towards them, the situation now is quite different without them even realizing it.

This is similar to those celebrities on his home planet who evaded taxes. When they have just paid their fines and made a comeback, they certainly don't have the capital to be hired for endorsements or filming.

But as they attended some small events and gained some exposure, investors realized that they were doing well and nothing was wrong, so they gradually became more at ease.

Similarly, now that many people see that Tang Xuanci not only wasn't dismembered and cooked by the Taoist and Buddhist sects or numerous demon kings, but instead thrived and even defeated the Golden and Silver Demons, their confidence in him and his disciple has also risen accordingly.

Many demons and evil cultivators who had enmity with Buddhism and Taoism, or who had violated heavenly rules and had nowhere else to turn, came to seek refuge after hearing about Liangshan.

Today, the number of leaders in Liangshan, along with other leaders of the He clan, totals as many as 54.

Nearly forty of them were scattered immortals and demon immortals who had forged their primordial spirits;
There are also several double-flowered red sticks—the monkey's is a big red stick, and its fighting power is in no way inferior to that of the former Xiong Wuneng and Yu Wujing.

By the time it got dark outside, the huge private room was packed. This was even with many underlings booking additional rooms.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci asked:
"Qing'er, is everyone here?"

Green Snake nodded:

"Yes, they've all arrived, except for the Red-Haired Demon, Little Sun Wukong, Flower Arhat, and Black Fever."

"They sent a message from Jingyang Mountain in Sizhou a few days ago."

"I estimate that they will seize the opportunity to take action in the next two days, deal with those stubborn scoundrels from the Jingyang Sword Sect who refuse to listen to reason, and bring back all their Yang-Yang Gold Threads."

Extreme Yang Gold Thread is a metaphysical material that is indispensable for the Spirit Battery in the iPhone Pro—that is, the Immortal Edition iPhone.

"it is good."

Tang Xuanci nodded, a fierce glint flashing in his eyes:

"Kui Mulang and that bunch of idiots from the Zhang family have recently been spreading rumors that Chen Xiaoke is about to be laid off, and they've even incited the sects and demon mountains within Azhou to go on strike, so that suppliers outside the state won't cooperate with us."

"Damn it, do you really think that once you leave Azhou, I'm helpless?"

"Anyone who dares to hold us back or prevent us from saving all living beings, then we'll fight them!"

He raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp.

“Let’s go somewhere quiet. Call the comrades over to see me in batches according to that list.”

After saying that, he got up and went to another room.

at the same time.

The night was dark and windy in Sizhou, a night for murder.

Within a sect on Jingyang Mountain, spears rang out in unison, sword energy soared into the sky, blades flashed, and corpses piled high amidst a sea of ​​blood!
Under the blockade of the outer mirage sand barrier, all sounds remained within the valley.

Faced with the relentless barrage of AK47 fire and the precise sniping of Barrett, the disciples of Jingyang Sword Sect were almost powerless to fight back.

The few experts, including the sect leader and elders, were no match for the three attackers in charge.

Soon, an elder coughed up blood and flew backward. He was then caught up by a burly man who swung an iron rod and smashed it on the head, killing him instantly.

This person was none other than Wusong, the young Sun Wukong whom Green Snake had just mentioned to Tang Xuanci.

It turns out that these individuals were highly efficient and had already taken action.

Less than two seconds later, another elder had his skull split open by an axe, his head and head split in two.

The one who split him, weighing 3000 kilograms, was born with:
With a body as thick and fleshy as a black bear, and a body as playful as an iron ox, it had a single, yellow eyebrow and eyes with tangled red veins, making it even more ferocious than a lion.

It was none other than the Black Frenzy Li Kui that the Green Snake had mentioned.

(End of this chapter)