Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 205 Chaos in the West
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The continental exams are usually held in late November.

Tang Xuanci knew that the Buddhist sect was in the most urgent situation right now. As long as he didn't reveal himself, it would be the heaviest blow to the Buddhist sect.

So, aside from training his super muscles every day and occasionally giving guidance on the development of the Qiangsheng Group, he spent his time with his three apprentices in the Henghua Mansion indulging in drinking, gambling, whoring, and smoking.

With the introduction of the two shokuhime (female fans of shokuhime), the club recruited two more D-cup shokuhime and officially named it Heng Hua Dance Troupe.

With them as companions, and with Tang Xuanci constantly introducing new drinking games, gambling activities, and electronic entertainment, both the monkey and the pig felt that they were living a very happy life.

Of course, the Buddhist sect would not let Tang Xuanci off the hook.

Even though he had already sent a message through the nun, saying:

"If anyone in my family dies again, whether it's an accident, a murder by the Taoist sect, a suicide by hanging, or a natural death... I will blame the Buddhist sect and have at least a thousand people killed to take them with them!"

But soon they received a message from Wu Cai Ren that Yin Jia Da Lang and Er Lang were suspected of treason, and more than a dozen people had been arrested and were being tried.

It's obvious that this must be Guanyin deliberately playing tricks to test his bottom line.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci spared no expense, consuming most of the uranium-235 he had recently found, and had the monkeys drop the swastikas into the two holy cities with the highest concentration of believers in the Western Hami Kingdom and the Ussang Kingdom.

The two nuclear explosions directly killed at least 30,000 believers, exceeding the target of the revenge declaration.

Less than half a month later, the Yin family members were all released without charge and reinstated to their original positions.

As the time for Tang Sanzang's flesh to disappear increased, the turmoil in Xiniu Hezhou finally erupted completely.

October 10th:

The Buddha's uncle, the "Golden-Winged Roc," together with the "Blue Lion Demon King" and the "Six-Tusked Elephant Demon King" under the command of Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas, launched a rebellion in the Lion Camel Kingdom.

Leading 100,000 demons of all sizes, with Lion Camel Ridge as the center, they destroyed all the temples, government offices, and military headquarters of immortals and gods within a radius of three thousand miles, occupied all the spiritual veins of the immortal mountains, and controlled the major resources necessary for planting peaches of immortality and refining elixirs.

The king, along with all the officials, men and women, and civil and military officials of the capital, were devoured by them overnight.

The city god and his officials were either dead or imprisoned.

The Heavenly Court was slapped in the face, and the Three Realms were collectively shocked!
October 16th:

Suddenly, a "Yellow-Eyebrowed Buddha" appeared out of nowhere and openly built a small Leiyin Temple on the border of Zhu Zi Kingdom, wanting to create his own "Little Western Paradise".

October 21st:

Contrary to his usual behavior, "Mighty Bull Demon King" distanced himself from Buddhism and favored Taoism.

First, let his son become a Taoist disciple.

Furthermore, he severed all previous business ties with the Buddhist community in the area encompassing three thousand li, including Jilei Mountain, Cuiyun Mountain, and Huoyan Mountain.

October 23rd:

Kings Golden Horn and Silver Horn emerged suddenly in Baoxiang Kingdom, helping the fox demons of the Yalong Mountain lineage seize control of the Western Fox Clan. They cleverly and forcefully seized the largest spiritual vein in the vicinity—Pingding Mountain, leveled the ancient temple, and rebuilt it into a demon palace.

Taoist demons
October 27th:

The One-Horned Rhinoceros King destroyed thirteen major Buddhist temples and established his dominance on the west bank of the Tongtian River.

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Lingshan remained silent in response, simply following the Heavenly Court's regulations without taking any action itself.

Although the Heavenly Court was furious, it only hastily organized a campaign to quell the rebellion against the notorious Lion Camel Ridge. The result was similar to Grand Marshal Gao's attack on Liangshan Marsh, where he suffered a complete and utter defeat.

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed upon hearing this news, throwing lavish parties every day to celebrate, and telling his three disciples:

The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish;
"The more chaotic the Three Realms are, the more advantageous it is for us."

"Come on, drink! Keep the music playing! Keep dancing!"

In November, the recruitment announcement for the Tianxianzhou examination was finally released.

Perhaps because Xiniu Hezhou urgently needs a large number of cannon fodder, the number of people they plan to recruit this time is twice as many as usual.

Moreover, the strictness of background checks was relaxed to some extent, and the highest celestial rank could reach the sixth grade, equivalent to the level of the City God of Zhongcheng. Tang Xuanci was overjoyed and immediately instructed Sha Dingtian to prepare the materials and register for the exam.

Background check passed smoothly.

In late November, he set off with his two disciples, the Monkey and the Pig, to the examination site—Mount Taihua.

Although the Five Sacred Mountains are all located in the Southern Continent, they belong to the central government and respectively govern the five regions of the lower realm and their corresponding underworld offices.

Mount Taihua is the Western Sacred Mountain, five thousand ren high, cut into four sides, and extremely dangerous.

At this moment, on the cliff of Taihua South Peak, there were three Taoist priests, one thin, one strong, and one fat, walking along the narrow, suspended walkway that was only the width of a palm.

Clouds and mist filled the ground beneath my feet, and a strong wind swept past my sides.

If it were an ordinary person, they would probably have collapsed long ago.

But they walked very steadily, each with a cigarette between their fingers, chatting casually.

At the end of the plank road, they stepped on more than a dozen iron chisels carved into the rock wall for leverage, and arrived in front of a cave carved into the cliff.

"is it here?"

The Taoist priest first looked into the cave and found that it was very shallow, and he could see the end at a glance. There was only a stone statue of a god, and there was no mystery inside.

He turned around and stood before the precipice, looking down:

"Was it from here? Ritian, haven't you ever been here on a business trip before?"

The fat Taoist priest, with his large belly protruding, leisurely puffed on his pipe and said:

"The Tianhe Military Prefecture is directly under the Ministry of War. Why would I come here if I have nothing to do? Besides, even if I did have something to do, I would go to Beiyue to find that Cui guy."

The thin Taoist priest said, "Then go down and explore to see if the entrance to the immortal mansion's restrictions is down there."

"Oh, you go ahead. I'm already feeling unwell, and I don't want to move around much."

"What a load of crap! If you don't want to move all day, then the gang is just wasting your time supporting you?"

The two started arguing again over something trivial.

At this moment, another group of people appeared in the direction of the Skywalk, some walking, some flying, and some riding, and they also arrived here.

The Taoist priest glanced at the newcomers and saw that there were men, women, young and old, and people of all kinds, with most of them dressed in luxurious clothes.

The most eye-catching of them all was a B-cup beauty who walked across the boardwalk.

What do you think she looks like?
Her fair face and jade-like body exuded a fragrant aroma; her captivating beauty drew people in.
Her golden hairpin swayed slightly, her eyes revealing an arrogance that seemed to reach the heavens.

The fat Taoist priest saw her, his small eyes practically popping out of their sockets, and his gaze fell on her face. He immediately approached her, using the excuse of asking for directions to strike up a conversation.

The trendy woman caught sight of his infatuated expression, and her beautiful eyes immediately revealed three parts arrogance, three parts disdain, and four parts smug satisfaction. She didn't even bother to look at him, let alone respond.

A handsome young man standing nearby sneered, the insult not so much as the physical harm.

Everyone else acted all arrogant and cocky.

Only one young master, carrying an enormous "spiked club," appeared relatively approachable, revealing two rows of sharp teeth, and replied to the fat Taoist priest:

"That's right. Jumping off at the end of this 'Skywalk' will allow you to pass through the restrictions and reach the plaza of the Western Mountain Immortal Mansion. You... are you also here to take the Celestial Immortal exam?"

(These are professional movements; those who have not yet reached the Core Formation stage should not attempt to imitate them.)
"Yes," the fat Taoist priest replied, his gaze still fixed on the beauty. "We are from Laoshan. May I ask, fellow disciples, which sect or school do you belong to?"

Upon hearing the words "Laoshan," the beauty became even more disdainful.

At this moment, the middle-aged man at the front spoke, and took the lead in pressing down the cloud and causing it to fall.

The handsome young nobleman then reached out to support the beauty, and followed closely behind, leaping off the precipice.

The young master with the spiked club was the last to jump, leaving behind a message:

"I am a member of the Wansheng Dragon Clan of the Kingdom of Jisa."

(End of this chapter)