Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 206 Job Competition
The Taoist priest looked down and saw that after falling for several hundred meters, their figures suddenly disappeared into the clouds.

"The Kingdom of Jisa, the Ten Thousand Saints Dragon Clan?"

The fat Taoist priest slapped his forehead and exclaimed excitedly:

"I understand now. That beauty must be the daughter of the Dragon King of Ten Thousand Saints."

"Among the Western dragons, only Princess Wansheng has such a beautiful appearance, apart from the Milk Dragon."

The thin Taoist priest said:

"I could tell at a glance."

"However, the Milk Dragon is actually a true dragon."

"Among them, the leader looks like a 'Fu Xi', the one who just spoke is a 'Chi Wen', and the small beaker is a 'Chao Feng' with phoenix blood mixed in, so it definitely doesn't belong to the 'Ao'."

"The Dragon King of Ten Thousand Saints?" The burly Taoist priest pondered, "Isn't this Ao Run's cousin? At most, he said that the dragons directly participate in the domain examination and are guaranteed to become water immortals. It seems that the positions in this continental examination are indeed very attractive."

"Oh dear, let's hurry down too." The fat Taoist priest threw away his cigarette butt and was eager to jump off the cliff.

The strong Taoist priest saw through his lustful intentions and cursed:

"You can't seem to learn what I taught you. What is the first rule of APU? Have you forgotten it?"

(APU: Artist of Pick Up)

The fat Taoist priest frowned and said:

"The first rule is not to reveal your needs, and the second rule is to provide high-value output. That sounds easy."

"If I go up to ask for directions, I'm just revealing my needs. So how can I attract attention and provide high-value output if I don't take the initiative to talk to her?"
"Do you expect me to wait for her to come to me? Do you think everyone looks like a succubus like you?"

The burly Taoist priest was speechless with frustration, saying with a sense of disappointment:

"Who says that taking the initiative to speak out will reveal your neediness?"
"The key is attitude, what you say. Does calling her an idiot reveal my needs?"
"You can play hard to get, put her down first, wouldn't that attract more attention? Then you can take the opportunity to deliver high-value content."

Ah this?

The fat Taoist priest felt this was absurd and retorted:

“Listen to this, is this human language? As the saying goes, if you follow the law, you are beaten to death; if you follow the law, you are starved to death. If we follow his method of seduction, I, Old Pig, will be without a wife for the rest of my life.”

After saying that, he jumped off the cliff and chased after them.

Zhuang Daoshi laughed and cursed, "This idiot, he can be smeared with green by Zhang Bairen, he's a very powerful beaver."

After saying that, he also jumped and fell off the cliff.

Without any magic, he could only free fall.

When he accelerated to 255 km/h, his vision blurred, and he saw that the clouds and mist below had dissipated, and the rugged terrain he had seen from the high place had turned into a wide and flat valley.

A ten-mile-square area was carved out in the valley. The palace on the north side was tall and spacious, the south side resembled a fairy town, and the middle was a huge square.

Thousands upon thousands of people are currently crossing the square from the direction of Immortal Town, heading towards Immortal Mansion.

He knew that most of these people were test takers and their "family members." After all, the exam was about to begin, and he had deliberately arrived just in time.

With a "thud," he landed squarely on both feet, crashing into the area marked off the edge of the square.

The commotion attracted the attention of some pedestrians, including the Halloween group that had come down earlier.

When the thin Taoist priest landed lightly, the fat Taoist priest had already licked him and followed at the back, offering the young master a cigarette and trying to get close to him.

Young Master Chi was clearly a chatterbox. As if he was worried about having no one to talk to, he quickly started talking at length and even said that his name was Chi Yao.

The burly Taoist priest and the thin Taoist priest followed silently behind them, listening to the news about the upcoming continental examination.

"By the way, who among you is taking the exam, and what celestial position did you apply for?" Chi asked curiously.

The fat Taoist pointed at the burly Taoist and said:
"This kid came to take the exam. I came along to protect him because he is still inexperienced."

As she spoke, she glanced at the large expanse of her beautiful back exposed on Princess Wansheng's fashionable dress, and deliberately raised her voice:

"As for the celestial position... that would naturally be the City God of the Kusong City area in the Wuji Kingdom."

"Hehe, once this kid becomes the City God, I'll go there and become a guest minister."

“The Kingdom of Jisa is not far away. When you come, I will treat you well.”

Ah this?

Upon hearing this, Princess Wansheng and the handsome young man beside her both looked over, and even the middle-aged man walking at the front glanced back.

This is because the City God of Kusong City is second only to the City God of the capital city in terms of rank. The area under its jurisdiction has many spiritual veins and great development potential. Moreover, it is relatively far away from the two places of riots, "Lion Camel Ridge" and "West Bank of Tongtian River".

Therefore, it is widely recognized as the best position in this continental examination, without exception.

However, in the Celestial Examination, one can only apply for one celestial position within the same examination cycle. If one applies for the position of City God of Kusong City, but fails to meet the minimum score in both the martial arts and literary theory tests, there is no chance to change it, no interview opportunity, and ultimately, one will not even be able to become a local deity or mountain god.

Chi Yao listened to the fat Taoist's words, his expression turned strange, and he began to look at the strong Taoist again.

But no matter how you look at it, this Taoist priest with his potato-shaped face, uneven eyes, and slightly crooked mouth seems quite ordinary.

How dare he?
The Taoist priests of Laoshan... I've never heard of this sect before. They probably don't know how dangerous it is.

After a moment of stunned silence, Chi Yao said:
"Haven't you heard that the position of City God of Shangcheng in Wuji Kingdom is the most coveted official post in this continental examination?"

"In order to stabilize the overall situation in Wuji Kingdom, the Buddhist sect specially sent Huineng, the most talented disciple of Zen Buddhism in hundreds of years, to compete for this position."

"And the Holy Infant King, who is the most terrifying cultivator among the participants, is also determined to obtain the City God of Kusong City."

"He had already declared that anyone who dared to compete with him, if they were to run into him during the martial arts competition, would be instantly reduced to ashes by his Samadhi True Fire, and he guaranteed that even the judge would not have time to stop him!"

The thin Taoist priest and the burly Taoist priest exchanged a glance and asked:

"The Samadhi True Fire is catalyzed by the primordial spirit, primordial energy, and primordial essence, hence the name Samadhi. It is generally used by true immortals of our Daoist sect to assist in cultivation within their bodies. How could that Holy Infant King be able to release it outside his body to burn people?"

Upon hearing this, Chi Yao became even more certain that the three Taoist priests from Laoshan were utterly ignorant, and said with great enthusiasm:

"It seems you haven't heard of it."

"This Holy Infant King is exceptionally gifted. He was able to control fire as soon as he was born, and his body was like that of a seven-year-old child, hence the name Red Boy."

"If he were to unleash his full power, he could turn this vast plaza into a sea of ​​fire with the Samadhi True Fire. Anyone below the level of an immortal who comes into contact with the Samadhi True Fire would surely be annihilated, body and soul."

"Do you know who his parents are? They are the Mighty Bull Demon King and the Rakshasa Woman!"

"Oh?" The skinny Taoist priest was taken aback upon hearing this, as if he had remembered something.

The strong Taoist priest did not press further, seeing that the dragon knew a lot of unofficial information, and instead asked a question he was more concerned about:
"So... besides Red Boy and the Buddhist monks, are there any other notable figures in this continental examination?"

Seeing that he still had the mood to gossip even after hearing about how terrifying his rival was, Chi Yao was slightly surprised, but still couldn't help but say:
"Yes, in recent years, many figures have emerged from the Eight Great Families. I heard that Tieguai Li, Wu Xigou, and Xie Jiuye have all sent their personal disciples to participate in the test."

"Oh, right, there's also Zhang Dadao's grandson. He's registered as the City God of the Lower City of Baoxiang Kingdom, only slightly inferior to the City God of the Upper City of Wuji Kingdom."

As she spoke, she glanced at the handsome young man beside Princess Wansheng and added:
"To tell you the truth, my cousin's husband's cultivation level is definitely no less than these people's..."

"The Prince Consort?" Upon hearing this, the fat Taoist priest was immediately speechless.

Chi Yao lowered his voice and continued:

"...He had originally set his sights on the position of City God of Baoxiang Kingdom, but after learning about the Zhang family's son, he decisively changed his target."

"After all, high cultivation level is not necessarily useful. To become a Celestial Immortal, you need influence and background."

"Do you know what I mean? Zhang family."

Although he lowered his voice, the middle-aged man at the front had sharp ears and heard him. He immediately turned around, glared at him, and said irritably:

"Shut up! If you keep spouting nonsense, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

The dragon should immediately shut its mouth to indicate that it understands.

The burly Taoist smiled, already having obtained the answer he sought, and looked at the fat and thin Taoists, saying:
"Damn, I thought everyone would know, but it turns out nobody knew I was coming. I guess the people in Lei's department who reviewed my information didn't break the rules and really kept it confidential according to regulations."

Ah this?

Hearing this, Chi Yao was surprised again, looked him over once more, and couldn't help but ask:
"What do you mean? Who are you?"

Before the strong Taoist could reply, a voice, both effeminate and sexy, rang out:
“Chi wants it.”

"Why are you wasting your breath talking to these Taoist priests from Laoshizi Mountain? A few lecherous scoundrels spouting nonsense. Do you really think they have some kind of background?"

"To want to be the City God of Kushong City? How ridiculous, hehehehe~"

Princess Wansheng spoke without turning her head, her gaze passing over the sea of ​​people gathered at the northernmost end of the square and landing on the jade steps in front of the Immortal Mansion. There, a group of people dressed in immortal robes had already come out, seemingly preparing to announce something to the crowd gathered in front of the square.

Hearing her disdainful laughter, the burly Taoist priest first gave the fat Taoist priest a meaningful look, then replied:
"What the hell are you looking down on, you little dragon?"

Ah this! ?
The entire group of Wan Sheng was shocked. They stopped in their tracks and turned around, seemingly never expecting that some random Taoist priest from a sect they had never even heard of would dare to be so presumptuous.

Princess Wansheng was completely dumbfounded.

Although she is not a true dragon, her bloodline is considered superior among the nine types of dragon sons. Furthermore, due to her mother's relationship with the Queen Mother of the West, she is highly respected and favored even when she goes to the West Sea Dragon Palace.

I've never been scolded like this before, from childhood to adulthood.

Furthermore, upon hearing the words "little dragon," she immediately felt as if she had been electrocuted, recalling a dragon that was bigger and more noble than herself, and had always been superior to her in the family since childhood!
Instantly, Cup was furious, his phoenix eyes flashing with murderous intent as he stared at the burly Taoist priest and said in a cold voice:

"What did you say?"

"Are you deaf?" The burly Taoist priest didn't hesitate, pointing his finger at her and raising his voice, "I said, little dragon, 'Hey, you motherfucker! Did you hear me?'"

(End of this chapter)