Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 203 I'm not Jin Chan, I'm coming clean.

Crop expert Liu Huaqiang once said—

Once suspicion arises, the charge is established.

When you doubt whether a melon is ripe or not, it's already considered unripe in your mind, and you'll have to cut it open to see sooner or later.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, though seemingly sinister, were in fact a calculated move.

The old woman of Lishan could no longer suppress her suspicions and couldn't help but want to cut open the heart of the man in front of her to see if he was Brother Jinchan or a bastard!

So she remained calm and continued to subtly test Tang Xuanci through her words.

Beaker immediately sensed something was wrong, but didn't have a good way to deal with it, so he could only have Tang Xuanci keep saying some Buddhist-sounding, ambiguous things to brush it off.

However, although Lishan Laomu is love-struck, she is not intellectually disabled.

Listening to Tang Xuanci's pretentious and empty response, she felt increasingly uneasy. Suddenly, she realized that he had been using this tactic to avoid talking about the past with her from the very beginning.

Could it be that he is really a fake?

They lied to me from beginning to end!
The Old Mother of Lishan completely lost control of her expression, her eyes revealing three parts surprise and doubt, three parts panic and four parts stubbornness. She stared intently at Tang Xuanci, no longer probing, and directly pressed him for an answer:
"Brother Jin Chan, answer me directly, who exactly is Subhuti!?"

Finished!

Barbie is Q!
Tang Xuanci sighed inwardly, knowing that his identity had been exposed.

They had originally set a small goal: to use the power of the Old Mother of Lishan to develop steadily and quickly, first build 10,000 nuclear bombs, then form an army of immortals and demons, and finally wage war against the Heavenly Court of Lingshan.

It seems the plan is going to fall through.

The monkey next to them also noticed the problem, but didn't know what to say. Its gaze kept shifting between its cheap master and mistress, looking like a middle school student going through the ordeal of their parents' divorce.

Meanwhile, the beaker continued its emotionless calculations:

“Looking back at the details of the conversation, her suspicions most likely started with the topic of ‘Subhuti’.”

"So now we certainly can't say that Subhuti is still a purely fictional character. He is very likely someone Jin Chanzi knew, or even Jin Chanzi himself."

"To resolve the current crisis, we have no choice but to take a gamble."

"I suggest we assume that Subhuti is the Golden Cicada. While giving a positive answer, you should also express your unwillingness to mention the past. If you guess correctly, you can reconcile what you said earlier and then act according to the circumstances."

"You could say that..."

Tang Xuanci listened silently but did not do as instructed.

Five seconds, six seconds... ten seconds passed.

The old woman of Lishan felt as if she were in freefall, plummeting to the bottom of the valley, and her eyes were veiled with a thin mist.

Tang Xuanci looked into the girl's trembling eyes and seemed to hear the sound of his heart breaking.

Even the devil's muscles are flesh, and his heart is made of flesh too.

Thinking of everything this mature girl had done for him, he couldn't help but smile, a smile brighter than the sun.

No longer concealing his bulging, devilish muscles honed from eating spinach, he stood up, approached the girl, and said in a deep, sexy voice, his tone sincere yet carefree:
"I originally planned to interact with you under the identity of Jin Chan, but I didn't expect you to see through me."

"I'm not pretending anymore."

"I am not Jin Chan, I'm coming clean."

The old woman of Lishan's pupils suddenly contracted, her long eyelashes trembled violently like butterfly wings, and her whole body trembled slightly, like withered leaves in the autumn wind.

"What did you say?"

Her voice was so soft, as if she were afraid of shattering a dream.

A tear finally broke free from her eye socket, rolled down her cheek, and hung on her chin as a glistening droplet.

Tang Xuanci wiped it away with her jade-like fingers and said again:

"Why are you crying?
"Although I am not Jin Chan, that does not stop me from continuing to be your good older brother."

"Am I not as handsome as that monk? Is his body as sexy as mine? Apart from chanting scriptures, poetry, and martial arts, in what way can he compare to me?"
"Don't cry, baby. You don't have to be so serious anymore. I'll make you feel even better."

As he spoke, he opened his jade-like arms, intending to hold the girl in his embrace and comfort her. The Old Mother of Lishan abruptly slapped his hand away, retreating three meters, her skirt embroidered with golden phoenix patterns brushing against the bluestone, making a soft rustling sound.

Tang Xuanci could clearly see the anger rising in her eyes, layer upon layer, as vibrant as a poisoned flower.

"You bastard, prepare to die!"

The Old Mother of Lishan spoke in an icy tone, her magical power surging around her, causing the surroundings to change color.

She devoted herself wholeheartedly, contributing money and effort, even at the cost of antagonizing the entire Buddhist community, and even giving away her most precious possessions...

Unexpectedly, what was given was not the Golden Cicada at all, but a shameless and despicable monk!

A cluster of eerie black flames ignited from his palm, twisting and swirling as it transformed into a three-foot-long fiery blade.

The Old Mother of Lishan's eyes flashed with murderous intent, and her figure moved like lightning as she thrust her sword straight at Tang Xuanci's chest.

Tang Xuanci neither dodged nor flinched, letting the long sword pierce his chest with a soft thud, and then—taking the opportunity—embraced her.

The gushing blood vaporized on the black flames, and the petite yet voluptuous body of the Old Mother of Lishan froze, raising her head in surprise.

But Tang Xuanci was still smiling indifferently:

"Don't be angry anymore. From now on, just stay with me obediently, and live a shameless life together forever, isn't that good?"

Ah this?

Hearing the gentle words, Old Mother Lishan was momentarily stunned, but after a short while, she said angrily:
"You saw through my illusion! That's exactly what you did back then, deliberately conspiring with that mischievous monkey to trick me in my dream, making me mistake you for him!!!"

In the blink of an eye, the illusion dissipated, and Tang Xuanci saw the Old Mother of Lishan standing in front of him again, without a long sword in her hand.

"That's right. You're helping Guanyin deal with us, so I'm taking the opportunity to impersonate Jin Chan. It's just a temporary measure."

"But later, I saw that you were so beautiful, had such a great figure, and were very considerate, and I really liked you too."

"Actually, the one you truly love now is me, not some Jin Chan."

As she spoke, she gently extended her hand.

"Do not touch me!"

The light in the right eye of the Old Mother of Lishan shifted, and her gaze focused on Tang Xuanci's outstretched hand, instantly igniting the entire palm with black flames.

This is no longer an illusion.

Tang Xuanci felt the fire instantly burn through his skin, spreading deeper into his muscles and limbs, completely incinerating his cells and bringing him the torment of a stinging sensation.

However, despite being engulfed in flames, he remained steadfast, calling out to the monkeys rushing to extinguish the fire, and resolutely raising his other hand to caress the girl's face.

Feeling the warm, smooth palm, the Old Mother of Lishan was deeply moved; seeing the man's entire arm burning, she couldn't help but feel a pang of heartache.

Is his affection for me genuine? Or is it that I love him too?

Do not!
This is a scam!
He pretended to be Brother Jin Chan to deceive and take advantage of me. He's a damn scoundrel!

"roll!"

The Old Mother of Lishan sent Tang Xuanci flying 20 meters with a single palm strike, and roared angrily:

"Get out of here right now! If I see you again, I'll tear you to pieces!"

Tang Xuanci was thrown into the water in a sorry state, but seeing that she hadn't tried to kill him, he was secretly pleased and immediately jumped out, wanting to say something more.

But the Old Mother of Lishan rose into the clouds and summoned the immortals and gods of the mountain, ordering them to be expelled from the mountain and to immediately notify the people of the Western Paradise and the South Sea to come and capture them!

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci knew he could no longer stay there. He could only ask the monkey to help extinguish the black flames and, before the Buddhist sect could send anyone to besiege him, quietly escaped from the mountains.

The area around Mount Li had long been under the control of various powerful forces. If they were not careful when they came out of the mountain, their tracks would be discovered.

Fortunately, Tang Xuanci was able to hide in the spatial jade ring for a while, and the monkey was proficient in seventy-two transformations, so they managed to escape the encirclement without any danger.

Now that it seemed impossible to obtain a household registration in Jambudvipa (Southern Continent), the master and disciple discussed the matter and headed west to meet with the other three comrades to discuss the matter further.

(End of this chapter)