Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 202 Subhuti

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In the main hall, Old Mother Lishan bluntly ordered the guests to leave.

A hint of displeasure flashed in the eyes of the South China Sea monk sitting in the guest seat, and he pondered for a moment before saying:
"Amitabha.

"Now that things have come to this, I will speak frankly."

"Imperial Venerable Ying must be very clear about how sought-after Xuan Ci is."

"Now many heretical and evil forces covet him, and it is impossible for Buddha to abandon him."

"I hope Immortal Venerable Ying will discern the truth carefully and not continue to be fooled by him, remaining stubbornly deluded!"

As soon as he finished speaking, several strange black flames appeared out of thin air, instantly igniting him and his companions.

Undying Black Flame!

The monk from the South China Sea was shocked and never expected that the Old Mother of Lishan would completely disregard the consequences of retaliation and directly try to kill him!
He immediately used a Buddhist sealing technique to try and absorb the black flames on his body.

The servants were completely terrified and knocked over the tables and chairs.

However, a few seconds later.

With a moment of dizziness, the black flames vanished, and the monk from the South China Sea found himself still sitting in the same spot, unharmed, only his expression had become blank.

Then a series of clanging and banging sounds came from beside them. It turned out that the followers had not yet recovered from their panic and were in a very disheveled state.

"Illusion!"

The monk from the South China Sea was drenched in sweat. He looked at the Old Mother of Lishan on the main seat and found that two more men had appeared on either side of her.

A person weighing 65 kilograms, with an indifferent yet gentle expression;

A 62-kilogram man with a cold and arrogant gaze.

They were all dressed in Qin-style curved robes, embroidered with golden dragon and tiger patterns, and looked similar.

"The Ying brothers, those two extraterrestrial demons have actually returned to Mount Li!"

The monks of the South China Sea knew they were ruthless characters who would kill gods without batting an eye.

My brother once fought against the seven constellations of the Azure Dragon of the East, and escaped unscathed despite being outnumbered.

The younger brother ventured alone into the land of the Taiji Heavenly Emperor, challenged the Five Extremes War Gods, and burned off one of the arms of the War God among men.

Considering the recent actions of the Old Mother of Lishan in the western and southern continents, one can't help but wonder if the Ying clan is truly preparing to emerge from the mountains again.
Could it be that she not only lusts after Tang Xuanci's body, but also wants to possess the longevity fruit so that she can take advantage of the chaos to rise to power?
The monk from the South China Sea was startled and suspicious, but dared not say anything more. He pretended that the illusion had never happened, and immediately got up, bowed, and took his leave.

As the old woman of Lishan watched them disappear through the door, her expression remained calm, but in her heart, the words of Guanyin Bodhisattva echoed:

"You've been deceived by that wicked creature."

"Jin Chan has long since passed away. He must know about your past and deliberately misled you into thinking that he was Jin Chan so that he could use you to help him."

"This matter is easy to discern; we only need to test it using past events."

Do not!
This is impossible!

He is Jin Chan, my dear brother!
This must be Guanyin's words of sowing discord, trying to make me hand him over to the Buddhist sect!
After a long silence, she made up her mind to never be suspicious again and to treat Guanyin's words as nonsense.

He then asked the Ying brothers to sit down, had a conversation with them, and then rode his cloud alone to the golf course to find his brother, Jin Chan.

the other side.

The master and apprentice had moved to a secluded waterfall pool, where they seized the summer's exhaust fumes to have a small pool party to celebrate their victory and look forward to the future.

They opened the Sumeru Jade Ring and released Lady White Bone and two other demon maids, making them change into bikinis and high-cut swimsuits, and massage, dance, and peel fruit in the water.

He then opened the Sumeru Ring, played DJ music on his computer, and simultaneously connected a projector to project the "Distribution Map of Resources in the Four Continents," which he had compiled from beaker maps and existing intelligence, onto the movie screen.

After obtaining the magic headband, Beaker examined it from a higher dimension and had almost completely figured it out.

They were confident that even if Buddha or Guanyin personally came to the monkey, they wouldn't have any hidden means to subdue him with the headband again.

Therefore, whether it is removed or not, the headband is useless, and it has become nothing more than a headdress.

The monkey was overjoyed, grinning from ear to ear. In his excitement, at Tang Xuanci's instigation, he pushed a demoness down into the water.

It's no exaggeration to say that these two demon cultivators reached the pinnacle of their lives the moment they joined the Heaven-Defying Society.

You can learn top-level cultivation techniques that you've never heard of before, and you can have plenty of elixirs that you wouldn't even dare to dream of.

Moreover, Tang Xuanci made grand promises to them, saying that he would form a song and dance troupe in the future, and as long as they worked hard, they would have the opportunity to become leaders, with all their benefits increasing, and they would also enjoy the benefit of regularly taking elixirs of immortality.

Therefore, they had already made up their minds to work hard and make progress every day!
"Haha~"

Tang Xuanci glanced at the monkey looking down at the chest-deep water (test your reading comprehension), then at another demoness who was gathering her true energy at her feet and dancing on the water to the music of "Giant Swing," and felt quite excited. He pointed to the open portal and said:

"Xiaobai, bring me a can of spinach."

Upon hearing this, Lady White Bone, standing nearby, revealed a mixture of shame, guilt, resignation, and a hint of elation in her eyes, and said:

"Can we not do it here?" "What does it matter? Monkeys sprang from rocks. Look at him now, does he seem interested in this? Besides, he's been following me ever since you dragged me into the cave. What hasn't he seen? Go on."

Lady White Bone hesitated for a moment, then stepped out of the water, swaying her waist in her high-cut swimsuit, and gracefully walked towards the Anywhere Door by the pool.

After she brought a jar of spinach, opened the seal, and fed it to Tang Xuanci, she had just submerged underwater when she heard the monkey suddenly say:
"Monk, that clingy old hag is here!"

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci was speechless and choked with emotion:
"Sigh, she's thousands of years old, yet she's still like a little girl, even more clingy than Xiao Ke... "

For no apparent reason, I recalled his voice, his smile, and his appearance, and my heart was instantly filled with sorrow.

It's too late to say, then soon!
A dark cloud descended upon the edge of the pool, and a charming young woman stepped down—it was none other than the Old Mother of Lishan.

However, by this time, the singing and dancing had stopped, the beauties had vanished, and only some food and drink and cigarette butts that hadn't been cleaned up were floating on the water.

The monkey, bored out of its mind, swam on its back by itself.

Tang Xuanci, dressed in a kasaya, sat in meditation on a blue stone.

Sunlight streamed through the spray of the waterfall, refracting a rainbow of colors behind him.

A dragonfly skimmed across the water, creating ripples on the reflection of the man's divine face, but it did not disturb the serenity between his brows.

The old woman of Lishan was captivated by the stunning beauty and serene aura before her. Overjoyed, she cursed Guanyin Bodhisattva for her wicked intentions!

Seeing her infatuated expression, the monkey breathed a sigh of relief and pretended to say:

“Master’s wife, you’ve come at the right time. Come down and play with me.”

“I brought my master here to relax, but he just sat there without moving. It was so boring.”

"I want to go back to Flower Fruit Mountain for a visit, but I'm afraid that, as he said, it might actually harm the monkeys there."

Whenever she heard the word "Master's Wife," the Old Mother of Lishan would look at the monkey's sickly appearance and become more refined, and she would laugh:
"You mischievous monkey, all you know is to be playful and restless. You don't even learn from your master to cultivate Buddhahood and improve your mental state so that you can advance your cultivation further."

Upon hearing this, the monkey couldn't help but chuckle to himself, thinking to himself that this old hag had been completely fooled and was even learning Buddhism from him. This rogue monk probably didn't know as many scriptures as I did.

Remembering the scriptures it had memorized at the foot of Five Finger Mountain, its eyes lit up, and it said cleverly:

As the saying goes, "One leaf can be a Bodhi tree, and all 84,000 Dharma gates are there. All can be achieved through practice according to one's circumstances."

"One can attain enlightenment in stillness, and one can also attain enlightenment in movement."

"Wukong insists on sitting still; isn't that being attached to appearances?"

When the Old Mother of Lishan saw that the monkey had such enlightenment, she secretly cursed Guanyin Bodhisattva for her wicked intentions. She thought to herself that in the Three Realms, only Brother Jinchan could probably train this mischievous monkey to be like this.

Upon hearing the word "Bodhi," the old woman couldn't help but steal a glance at Tang Xuanci, then, a thought crossed her mind, and she said:

"One leaf, one Bodhi, haha, I didn't expect you, monkey, to be so eloquent. Then let me ask you, do you know who 'Subhuti' is?"

Ok?
Upon hearing this somewhat strange question, the monkey suddenly thought of his long-lost and not-so-cheap master—Bodhi Patriarch.

Although it had seen the name 'Subhuti' in scriptures before, it knew that it was just a person's name in India and had no connection with the word 'Bodhi' in Sanskrit, so it never thought of it.

Suddenly, when the connection was made, it immediately thought of—

Subhuti, who appears as a disciple of the Tathagata in several scriptures, is most skilled at understanding emptiness and is hailed as "the foremost in understanding emptiness".

The Dharma name given to it by the Bodhi Patriarch is Wukong.

Could there really be some connection between them?
So who exactly is this Subhuti?
In reality, the Buddha's eldest disciple was Kasyapa, his second disciple was Jinchan, his third disciple was Ananda... and there wasn't a single one named Subhuti.

Within the Three Realms, no one has ever heard of such a person.

Seeing that the monkey remained silent, the Old Mother of Lishan glanced at Tang Xuanci and said thoughtfully:

"What, you don't know?"

Tang Xuanci had been listening to their conversation, and now he had a bad feeling, fearing that the monkey might say something wrong and arouse the suspicion of the Old Mother of Lishan.

So when the beaker explained—

The authentic Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan come in twelve styles, among which the most brainwashing is written in the form of a question-and-answer session between the Buddha and his disciples, which maximizes the greatness of the protagonist, the Tathagata.

This is merely a "writing technique." Most of the books were written by the Buddha himself, and the words in the books may not necessarily have been spoken by the Buddha. The supporting characters in the books may not necessarily be real people.

Subhuti may simply be a character created by the author.

Then, Tang Xuanci immediately spoke before the monkey could, offering an ambiguous explanation based on the beaker's meaning, reminding the monkey not to show any weakness.

However, upon considering the meaning behind his words, the Old Mother of Lishan's heart skipped a beat, her eyes filled with surprise and doubt, and she thought:

"Brother Jin Chan said this because he wants to sever ties with the past and asks me not to mention old matters."

Or is it~
"He had no idea that Subhuti was the pseudonym (pen name) Jin Chan used when writing the sutra!?"

(End of this chapter)