Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 186 Pretending to be a pig to eat the white tiger

As expected, Lady White Bone was extremely ashamed and indignant, her breasts heaving and her alluring bones trembling with anger.

"court death!"

Snapped--!
The whip flashed through the air, accompanied by a sharp whistling sound, and struck Tang Xuanci.

This time she struck even harder, leaving not just bloody marks, but each lash tearing Tang Xuanci's skin and flesh.

Tang Xuanci bent over to block, hissing in pain as he cried out:

"Damn, you want to live forever but you're trying to build a memorial archway?!"
"Those two couldn't even get past the first hurdle, let alone the last one. You at least managed to get past the first one, so you still have a chance."

"If you're not happy about it, you'd better release me now. I can guarantee I won't bother you again."

"As for immortality, don't even think about it."

"The idea that eating a piece of Tang Monk's flesh can grant immortality is pure rumor! I've already bled so much, you try drinking a couple of sips and see if it makes you immortal!"

Upon hearing this, Lady White Bone couldn't help but think of her child who didn't have much time left. She felt extremely resentful and filled with impotent rage!
At this moment, a monster guarding the old white tiger walked to the door and asked what had happened.

Lady White Bone then stopped venting her anger, took a deep breath, and shouted:
"Go, set up a pot and boil water, then stew this stinking monk!"

Ah this?

The burly woman and the female ghost exchanged a glance, neither daring to move, unsure if the lady was just saying this out of anger.

After all, the situation is completely unclear. If Tang Xuanci is killed directly, the immortal flesh will most likely be destroyed.

"Go!"

Lady White Bone gave another angry shout, sending them all away. Finally, she glared at Tang Xuanci with murderous intent before gracefully leaving as well.

The stone gate closed again, the restrictive light flowed, and the space was sealed off like a coffin.

Tang Xuanci wiped the blood off his face, a smile playing on his lips. He calmly opened the Anywhere Door, took out three cans of "spinach," and ate them all.

But... it hasn't been digested yet.

Inside the stone hall, the firewood was just beginning to burn.

Lady White Bone ignored the two women tending the pot and went to the inner room with the strongest spiritual energy.

"Mother~" The old white tiger, curled up on the bed, was barely breathing. Upon seeing her arrive, it immediately asked with concern, "How are you?"

Lady White Bone walked lightly to the bedside, smoothed the "King" character on its forehead, and gave a silent response.

The white tiger sighed:
"It seems that the rumors are just rumors. Even if that monk really has the fruit of immortality, it is probably not something that can be easily obtained by eating a piece of meat."

"Each demon has its own destiny; life and death are in the hands of fate."

“Mother, don’t be sad. I, Bai Shantai, can live for more than two hundred years. That’s enough.”

Lady White Bone's lips trembled slightly, "Don't give up so easily. The path of demon cultivation is inherently defying the heavens. Back then, when I was just a wisp of my soul floating in the underworld, I still survived, didn't I? There will be a way."

As she spoke, she raised her hand and pulled a carved silver bell from the ravine.

This was a token of her love with her late husband. It often rings on its own for no reason, which is very mysterious. It is unknown whether there is another one in the world.

"My husband, if I were to lose my body, would you blame me?"

Lost in thought, I saw the silver bell hanging in mid-air swaying without wind, making a clear, ethereal sound like a valley breeze.

Before returning to the cell.

She had removed the silver bell from her neck, and her elegant updo had come undone, cascading down her back and slender waist.

Her gaze seemed to pierce through the stone gate and reach that shameless...handsome man. She found it difficult to speak:
"You two, stand guard at the door for me, and don't let anyone know about this."

"Madam~" The burly woman opened her mouth, but in the end she didn't dare to ask any more questions. Instead, she nodded in agreement with You'e and watched her go inside.

The stone door slammed shut with a loud "boom".

……

The broken windows theory, the foot-in-the-door theory, and the sunk cost theory are the three major weaknesses of human nature—no, we should say, divine nature.

Those who can skillfully utilize these skills are often successful in many fields, such as business, fraud, romance, and leading employees.

Tang Xuanci cleverly used these three tricks and unlocked 48 pieces of knowledge, 10 skills, 3 voices, and even 1 special item of Lady White Bone in just two and a half hours.

"...Shout again, hurry, it's almost there."

Upon hearing this again, Lady White Bone clenched her teeth and fell into a long silence.

Although she had never participated in the "700 RMB cash withdrawal from the knife-collecting game" event, she fully realized that it was just a hair's breadth away, like an insurmountable chasm!

You may seem to be just 1 yuan away from withdrawing your money, but in reality, you'll be 1 mao, 1 fen, 0.1 fen... forever out of reach.

Simply because they never intended to give it to me.

"Oh!"

Tang Xuanci was thrown by a chilling demonic aura, his body crashing into the ceiling with a loud bang, leaving a two-square-meter crack and a 6-cm diameter dent.

However, he was unharmed. He performed a somersault in mid-air and landed steadily, frowning as he said:

"Damn it, what are you doing? We were so close! Now it's all your fault! Hahahaha, hahahahaha, ah! Hahahahahaha..."

As he spoke, he couldn't hold back any longer and burst into loud laughter!

Lady White Bone was so angry she couldn't speak, her teeth almost grinding to powder, her beautiful eyes containing a hint of lust and a hint of murderous intent.

As her inner power surged wildly, the unevenly distributed whip marks on her body quickly faded, and two bone spurs suddenly grew from her wrists, attacking Tang Xuan without hesitation.

She no longer cared about anything; all she wanted was to torture this silver monk to death in the most agonizing way possible, to vent the shame in her heart, and then devour him, flesh and bones!
However, when she teleported to Tang Xuanci's side and thrust at his vital point, she discovered that this monk, whose body was made of dead muscle, reacted incredibly quickly.

He shifted his feet forward and to the side, swaying his head and body left and right, and in a mere 0.12 seconds, he dodged her three consecutive thrusts aimed at vital points.

To everyone's surprise, her snow-white, gleaming body moved gracefully like a cat, her hands slashing and clawing as she launched a full-scale attack.

Tang Xuanci moved and swayed unsteadily... then unleashed a powerful swinging hammer strike that shattered the sound barrier and ionized the air, aiming to smash her chest apart!

Lady White Bone decisively withdrew her force, her waist bending ninety degrees with remarkable resilience. Her two crimson flower buds trembled wildly in the electric current, barely avoiding the attack.

"Whoosh~ Whoosh!"

Two more bone spurs sprouted from her knee joints. Lady White Bone then performed a backflip, using the sharp tips to slash at Tang Xuanci's groin, determined to make him suffer a humiliating defeat and disembowelment!
Tang Xuanci hastily retreated tactically, taking eight steps in one, until he reached the corner of the wall and created distance.

However, two deep bloodstains have appeared on his eight-pack abs.

"Fine, fine, you ruthless eagle-puller, you want to silence me after you've played with me, is that it?"

Tang Xuanci smiled broadly, revealing bright red lips and pearly white teeth. He quickly opened the Anywhere Door and pulled out the Green Dragon Crescent Blade, which Guan Yu had reforged in the Heavenly Palace using Azure Star Divine Iron.

As blood and hormones circulated wildly, the whip marks and scratches on his body healed at a visible speed.

Muscles burst open, skin glowed red.

The mere heat dissipated through the pores distorted the space within three zhang around him, making it a billion times more blurry than the scorching desert under the blazing sun, turning the entire stone chamber into a furnace.

How can it be?

How could someone with such cultivation level have no magical power within their body?
Lady White Bone's eyes widened in surprise and doubt, and she finally understood that this stinky monk had been faking it all from beginning to end, and had been... playing the fool to take advantage of the White Tiger!

(End of this chapter)