Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 185 Tang Sanzang Teases the White Bone Demon Three Times

Lady White Bone and the woman with the tiger's back waited outside the door, closing their eyes to rest, feeling that time was passing very slowly.

After about the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, You'e, wearing a light robe, pushed open the door and came out, looking somewhat exasperated. She reported:

"Madam, this monk is completely uncooperative. He's probably still reciting Buddhist scriptures in his mind. I've tried all sorts of methods, but he... hasn't reacted at all."

Ah this?

The woman with the broad back showed a strange expression.

Lady White Bone's beautiful, cat-like eyes, with their upturned corners, revealed a fierce glint.

Completely unaware that she was actually confronting the Buddha, she assumed it was Tang Xuanci deliberately resisting. So she stepped directly into the picturesque stone chamber, glaring at the monk on the couch, and said:
"You stinking monk, I advise you not to refuse a toast only to be forced to drink a forfeit. You cherish gold like your life, but be careful you don't lose your life!"

"I'll say it one last time: I don't want all of your cultivation; just extend the lives of the five of us by sixty years, and that will be enough."

"If you want to leave here alive, stop trying to be clever!"

As he spoke, he raised his arm and gently lifted his wrist.

With a "whoosh," a two-foot-long bone spur suddenly sprouted from the base of her metacarpal bone, like a retractable spring knife, pointing directly at Tang Xuanci's brow.

The sharp tip is estimated to be at least at the nanometer level, making it impossible for the average eye to see.

Tang Xuanci chuckled inwardly, completely disbelieving that she could save his life, but outwardly he swallowed hard and said:

"I want to live too! But I received rigorous training at Jinshan Temple from a young age, and my willpower is extremely strong. I wouldn't even flinch if Guanyin and the clam were standing in front of me..."

"fart!"

Lady White Bone flicked her hand, instantly piercing Tang Xuanci's face with a bone spike, pulling him up and cursing:

"You silver monk, who knows how many women you've harmed, yet you dare to claim you have strong self-control?"

Tang Xuanci, enduring the pain, cursed:
"Damn, don't you even look at what she looks like?"

He glanced at the female ghost with annoyance:

"Like Kayako, with dead fish eyes and a mouth like a refrigerator, is it frozen like an ice pop?"

"Don't even mention me, go find some hothead in the village, even if you see her, it won't work!"

Ah this?

You'e's delicate body trembled, and she said angrily, "You~", but in the end she was powerless to refute. Looking at Tang Xuanci's heaven-defying divine face, she even felt a strong sense of inferiority.

Lady White Bone, being a mother of tigers, had a good understanding of men.

Back when she was just a white tiger spirit, she wasn't nearly as beautiful as she is now. Although she and her husband were loving, they often found it difficult to get along harmoniously.

Therefore, she felt that Tang Xuanci's words did make some sense.

But... where else can she find someone right now? She can't just do it herself.

So she said irritably:

"They've all fallen into our hands, and you still dare to be picky? I think you're trying to stall for time until your apprentice comes looking for you, aren't you?"

“Stop dreaming!
"You'd better work harder from now on, otherwise if I haven't gotten what I want by dawn, I'll have someone throw you into a pot and stew you until you're cooked, meat and bones alike!"

After saying that, he roughly pulled out the bone spur, prepared a bowl of secret medicinal soup, forced Tang Xuanci to drink it, and then made You'e try it again.

However, You'e soon went out again, saying dejectedly:

"It still doesn't work. Perhaps it's because my ghostly body is too cold and ugly..."

She paused, then suddenly looked at the broad-shouldered woman beside her and hesitated before saying:
"I see that Sister Shanjun is plump, fair-skinned, and quite beautiful in her human form. If she were to go, I wonder if she could succeed?"

Ah this?

I!
The woman with the burly back felt a sudden jolt in her heart, and the sights, sounds, smells, tastes, and sensations she had experienced when she captured the monk and led him into the mountains vividly replayed in her mind.

My mind couldn't help but make the following associations:

If I truly succeed, could I plead with the lady to spare his life, so that we could live together in the mountains and have a son or daughter? The child, whether boy or girl, could be named after the Tiger, such as Tang Yin… “Mountain Lord, Mountain Lord?”

Two calls finally pulled her back to reality, and made her heart pound even harder.

Lady White Bone frowned upon hearing You'e's suggestion, but seeing her niece's expression, she guessed most of what she was thinking.

So she asked, "Would you like to give it a try?"

what! ?

The burly woman trembled, her beastly yet fragrant scent intensifying. An unprecedented blush appeared on her delicate, round face, and she spoke after a long pause:
"The lady has gone to great lengths to help us achieve immortality, so of course I am willing to contribute."

Lady White Bone sighed, "Very well then. In order to prolong Tai'er's life and for everyone to live forever, I'll have to trouble you. We'll wait at the door. When we're almost there, you can call out, and I'll have You'e seize his cultivation."

And so, the burly woman went back into the house.

When Tang Xuanci saw her turn around to change her clothes, revealing latissimus dorsi muscles that were even more impressive than those of the Wandashan No. 1, he exclaimed inwardly, "Wow, that's something!" and thought to himself:
"This rumor about Tang Monk's flesh is amazing, it actually has this effect. I'm so handsome that it's almost superfluous. If I just use this trick, I can probably fool 80% of female demons and immortals."

After thinking it over, he suppressed a laugh and started playing happily.

About half an hour later.

The burly woman pushed open the stone door and walked out with a worried expression. She shook her head and, seeing the White Bone Lady's angry face, quickly explained:
“I felt he was very cooperative and even taught me many methods, but maybe I didn’t know them well, so they still didn’t work.”

"That damned monk!"

Lady White Bone cursed angrily, found a Xuan Chi Mountain-Splitting Whip, soaked it in strong liquor, stormed into the room, and gave Tang Xuanci a brutal beating.

Tang Xuanci screamed in agony, but his heart remained calm; he even wanted to laugh.

After all, compared to the grueling daily fitness routine, this level of pain is like an ordinary person getting a foot massage at a foot bath center.

"Damn, I've already cooperated! Ask that tiger girl, didn't I cooperate?"

"Take a look at what she looks like. She's almost as strong as me."

"You can't do anything, your canine teeth are so sharp, and your tongue even has barbs. Are you trying to do gua sha here?"

Upon hearing this, the burly woman's eyes immediately revealed three parts shame, three parts inferiority, and four parts anxiety. She advised:

"Madam, please stop hitting him. If he dies, the immortal flesh may truly be destroyed."

"Look at how tough his skin and flesh are, he's not so easy to hurt."

Lady White Bone said irritably, but after whipping him a few more times, she knew that this would only make the man's condition worse, so she stopped.

Tang Xuanci pretended to be suffering from physical pain and said angrily:

"To be honest with you, there are only two people who can disrupt my concentration and suppress my cultivation."

"One is Guanyin. I don't need to say what she looks like, right? You've all heard of the saying 'Eastern Cihang, Western Jinchan'."

"There was another one, a fox spirit. She was indeed highly skilled and proficient in seduction, which broke through my defenses and increased my lifespan by three hundred years in a single day."

"If my elder brother, Tathagata, hadn't sent someone to find me in time, I might still be imprisoned in her cave on Mount Qi..."

Lady White Bone listened with skepticism, and said impatiently:
"Stop with the nonsense, I'm just asking you, what do you want now?!"

Tang Xuanci revealed his true intentions, staring at her and saying, "At least... I need you to come."

Ah this?

Ah this? !
Huh?!

Both the tiger-backed woman and You'e were stunned and turned to look at Lady White Bone.

They were certainly confident in their wife's charm.

But they all knew that although the lady appeared charming and alluring, she was very loyal at heart.

Even though the White Tiger King has been gone for decades, she has remained chaste and has ignored all the advances of the demons and immortals in the nearby mountains and the celestial beings in the temples and palaces.

Now...would you be willing?
(End of this chapter)