Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 187 The Devilish Muscle Monk

"Wukong, don't worry about it, just guard the outside. I'm going to deal with this bitch myself!"

Without warning, Tang Xuanci swung his broadsword with effortless ease, aiming a blow at Lady White Bone's brow!
Lady White Bone was baffled by his words and took them as mere bluster.

But seeing the fierce approach of this demonic muscle monk, he was terrified and quickly avoided its sharp edge before launching a flanking attack.

"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh—"

Six more white bone spurs emerged from her ribs, back, and shoulders.

The initial dual-dagger style evolved into the ten-dagger style, engaging Tang Xuanci's Green Dragon Crescent Blade in a fierce battle. As seen:
The demonic monk wielded his knife like a ferocious beast, and the exposed bones resembled a ghost palace.

Ten cold stars pierced the stone wall, a blazing light shattered the cage;
When thunder and fire strike, even mountains tremble; when strong winds pass, rocks crumble.
Her fierce shouts and angry roars shook the eight walls; the foot of the bed closed and the head of the bed boomed!
"--boom!"

The protective barriers inside the stone chamber could no longer withstand the pressure and collapsed instantly. The stone door was even cleaved in two by a single blow.

The commotion not only startled the tiger-backed woman and You Niang, but also attracted the two demons guarding the white tiger.

They had all fully transformed; one weighed 300 kilograms and had dragon horns on its forehead; the other weighed 200 kilograms and had a face like a mongoose.

Seeing that the previously timid and submissive monks were actually so terrifying and had even started fighting the king, they quickly grabbed their weapons, called to the two women beside them, and, disregarding all martial ethics, launched a surprise attack!
See again:

A menacing aura emanates from the shadowy figure of a skeleton, while the tiger-woman's shoulders slump and the shadow of an axe looms.

The ghostly maiden drifted like a night demon, while two strange creatures leaped and howled from the stone peak;

Surrounded by five demons, Xuan Ci remained fearless and smiled calmly.
He discarded his knife and vomited out thorns from the cauldron, growing larger to protect himself from all wind.

Though the exquisite, unusual bone is sharp and hard, it is difficult to penetrate even an inch; a stab is futile.
The devilish muscles surged again, and the 100,000-jin cauldron flew like a swan.

With a loud bang, bones shattered, and her delicate body flew backward, her snow-white breasts turning red.
With another twist, he threw the woman off the tiger's back, sending her rolling out of a ten-zhang-long cave of broken rocks.

The ape demon was slapped so hard it vomited, and the horned dragon demon was smashed into worms.
The lone female ghost is invisible and immune to physical attacks.

However, the Divine Eyes have already been activated, seeing through all phenomena and locking away all traces.
The Sumeru Realm opens, the Zen staff appears, nine rings pierce the soul, and ghosts fly through the air.

All five demons lay on the ground, but the demonic muscle monk was still not done fighting. He suddenly opened his mouth and sucked in the air, almost turning the entire demon cave into a vacuum.

Then, he unleashed a dragon's roar and breath on the already severely injured You Niang, releasing tens of millions of bar of air pressure from his lungs in an instant:
"Roar——!!!"

The scorching hurricane scattered You Niang's ghostly spirit, and she was about to be reduced to ashes!

Fortunately, Lady White Bone rallied her magic and caused the broken bone spur on her wrist to grow back, piercing straight towards Tang Xuanci's back, forcing him to turn around and defend himself.

The muscular monk dodged tactically, then grabbed the thorn cauldron and smashed it to the ground. He then rushed forward and beat her mercilessly, kicking her groin repeatedly while cursing:
"Dead beaker!"

"You dare arrest me?"

"Still trying to be strong, old man?"

"You want to stew me, you son of a bitch?!"

Lady White Bone's face was ashen, her jade bones were broken in many places, and her flesh was shattered in many places. She was powerless to fight back and could only groan pitifully.

Just then, an angry tiger roar came from the collapsed stone wall:

"Mother!"

An old white tiger, its eyes bulging with fury, struggled to crawl through the broken hole and desperately pounced on the demonic muscle monk.

The demonic muscle monk turned around and grabbed the tiger's neck fur, slapping it twice with his big fists, making it see stars and almost killing it instantly.

Although Tang Xuanci knew that there were six monsters who wanted to eat him when he pretended to be unconscious and eavesdropped, one of them was the son of the White Bone Demon.

But when they saw that the beauty's son was such an old white tiger, they were still amazed.

"big big big!"

He called out three times, then casually tossed the unconscious white tiger into the thorn cauldron.

Then, he took out the chopped star anise, cinnamon, and other seasonings from the Sumeru Realm and poured in the fragrant rapeseed oil.

Then take out the firewood and charcoal used for alchemy and pile them at the bottom.

A cooking routine was completed in an instant, a billion times more skilled than the Tiger-Backed Woman and the Ghostly Maiden.

"no, do not want!"

Seeing that Tang Xuanci was about to seal the Jing Cauldron with a large iron lid, Lady White Bone screamed hoarsely as she crawled to the cauldron and wailed, "His lifespan is almost over, he won't live much longer. Tang... no, Holy Monk, you are a monk, you should have compassion, please spare us!"

"What the hell?"

Tang Xuanci looked down at her and said with a smile:

"Are monks born lowly, destined to be eaten if they can't win, and expected to be compassionate if they can?"

"Then kill me! It was my idea to capture you. I'll take responsibility for my actions. Do whatever you want with me. I only beg you to have mercy and spare their lives!"

Tang Xuanci had only intended to scare her first, and pondered for a moment before saying:

"In Xiniu Hezhou, the key word is ruthlessness!"

"We Buddhists always act with great compassion in public, but are ruthless and vicious in private..."

"However, after all, even a day's kindness is a hundred days' grace, so I can give you a chance."

"Now I'll ask you a few questions. If I hear even the slightest bit of falsehood, this tiger will be stewed and served immediately."

Lady White Bone dared not say no, and nodded repeatedly as if grasping at a glimmer of hope.

Then, she answered the questions truthfully, revealing the secret of the Immortal Demon Bone and the supernatural power of controlling corpses with clones.

Tang Xuanci was very surprised and asked for more details.

When they heard that she could ignore distance, keep hundreds of undead alive in various locations, and control up to thirty of them simultaneously...
Tang Xuanci completely abandoned his murderous intent.

Seeing her pitiful state, a hint of pity even appeared in his eyes, and he thought to himself:
"What a clever little stuntwoman, she's a natural-born underground worker."

Thinking of the mortals she manipulated, even monkeys couldn't see through her tricks, Tang Xuanci immediately connected her with "Operation Dream Theft," and asked again:

"So, assuming you first use this method to control a eunuch, infiltrate the palace, and ambush the emperor, could you then inject that Demon Bone Marrow into his body and control him again?"

Lady White Bone said:
“If he were just a mortal, of course it would be possible. That’s how the governor of White Tiger City was controlled by me.”

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed, thinking to himself, "Good, good, good! This will allow Li Shimin to leave Chang'an on his own."

But then the beaker reminded him not to be too happy, and asked another question—

"Can a controlled zombie regain its own consciousness? And will it damage its memories?"

Tang Xuanci thought it made sense and immediately asked.

Lady White Bone said:
"When I use this supernatural power to control others, I must first destroy their consciousness, causing their three souls to scatter and leaving only a wisp of remnant soul. Therefore, that person is actually already dead at this moment, and no matter what happens afterward, it is impossible for them to regain consciousness."

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci felt very disheartened, thinking to himself, "If everyone is dead, what's the point of getting them out of the city?"

After thinking for a moment, he asked reluctantly:
"Now, suppose there's a royal guard at the Core Formation stage who's lost the ability to resist. Could you control him to take down the emperor and then break out of the city?"

Lady White Bone was a little confused, wondering which country's unfortunate emperor was so targeted by this wicked devil.

But he still replied:
“It is possible, but I can’t fully utilize his cultivation level; I can only control his physical body. If… that guard were like you, so powerful solely through physical strength, perhaps I could give it a try.”

Damn, what a disappointment...

Tang Xuanci felt that this path was basically a dead end, so he could only let Beaker reconsider. Looking at Lady White Bone, he said:
"Alright, seeing that you have a good attitude in admitting your mistake, I will take pity on you and give you a choice."

"First, I ate you all;
"Secondly, you will become my concubine and enjoy the benefit of periodically receiving golden elixir to extend your life, thus achieving immortality. They will also follow me from now on."

"You choose."

Ah this?

Faced with this life-or-death question, Lady White Bone's eyes revealed three parts shame for her concubine, three parts longing for the golden elixir, and four parts a desperate struggle.

After a profound internal struggle, she looked up at the muscular, devilish monk with his powerful limbs and asked:
"Then, could you give my child a golden pill to prolong his life?"

Tang Xuanci took two steps forward, lifted her chin, and said:
“If you come with me, then this tiger will be like my godson. In a few days, I will make a golden pill to prolong its life.”

Upon hearing this, Lady White Bone hesitated for a moment before finally bowing down and tactfully agreeing:
"Then I will thank the holy monk on behalf of my child!"

"Huh? What did you call me?" Tang Xuanci asked, feigning displeasure.

Lady White Bone trembled, understanding the man's thoughts. She bit her blood-stained lips and used telepathy to call out:
(End of this chapter)