Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 184 How to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh?
Before long, all the demons had arrived.

But looking at the man who exuded irresistible charm even in his unconscious state, they felt a mix of excitement and unease.

"Madam, is Tang Sanzang's flesh eaten directly?" the burly woman asked.

Lady White Bone reached out and placed her hand on Tang Xuanci's head, chest, and abdomen, probing them one by one. She frowned and said:

"Aside from his strong physique, this monk has nothing special about him. He doesn't have the life-giving energy that a golden elixir would emit, nor even a trace of spiritual energy..."

"Will it work?"

The white tiger, nearing its end of life, found its breathing much easier upon seeing the immortal flesh right before its eyes.
"The legend says that eating a piece of Tang Sanzang's flesh will grant immortality. But it doesn't say which piece to eat, or whether to eat it raw or after killing him."

Lady White Bone said:
“Since we are connected by blood and flesh, I will first bleed him from various parts of his body and taste it directly.”

As he spoke, he extended his index finger and used magic to create a slender bone needle, which he then placed on the "Shoutang" acupoint on Tang Xuanci's philtrum.

In fact, Tang Xuanci was indeed poisoned, but not severely.

If it weren't for the need to make the performance convincing, like something he drank into his stomach, he could have simply expelled it like a steel ball, without absorbing a single mole.

He overheard a conversation between some demons and monsters and found it amusing. He could basically conclude that they were another group of people who had been misled by rumors... well, let's not say whether they were small or medium-sized Karami!
But when he heard that Lady White Bone wanted to conduct human experiments on him, and that her proposed method was more creative than simply "cutting off flesh to feed monkeys," he couldn't help but become curious.

So, he immediately had the beaker use the miniature "brainwave amplifier" embedded deep in his ear canal to send a telegram to the monkey-insect that had secretly followed him as a bodyguard.

— "hold" (wait and see)

"This monk's skin is incredibly tough!"

He heard Lady White Bone mutter something softly, and he felt the area at the tip of his philtrum shrink again, but the pressure increased.

According to p=F/S, the pressure increased dramatically and pierced his fair skin in one go.

Then, Lady White Bone pierced many vital points on his body, some of which reached deep into his internal organs and even his spinal cord.

Tang Xuanci finally stopped when forty-nine blood beads floated in mid-air, and she couldn't help but want to jump up and hit someone.

However, after tasting each of the blood droplets, she said with disappointment and anger:

"It's no use. Although his blood essence is exceptionally abundant, it is completely incapable of granting him immortality."

The burly woman said, "Then what should we do? Do we have to kill it first and then eat it for it to be effective?"

"That's too reckless. What if he dies and his body is ruined? Then Mother would have taken this risk for nothing... Ugh~"

The white tiger saw the immortal flesh right in front of its mouth but couldn't eat it, and almost couldn't catch its breath.

"Tai'er, don't be impatient. Go to the Spirit Gathering Room and rest for a while. I'll try other methods later."

Lady White Bone used magic to help it catch its breath, and then ordered two other male monsters to carry it away.

Tang Xuanci had completely lost his patience. He thought that these monsters only cared about immortal flesh and probably wouldn't reveal their method of controlling mortals on their own. He decided to beat them up first and ask them questions while they were beating them.

However, just as he began to metabolize the toxins in his body, he heard Lady White Bone say:
"We have no choice but to try that method again. You'e, Shan Jun is still unmarried, and I have sworn to remain chaste for my deceased husband, so I'm entrusting this to you."

Nani?

Unmarried? And she even swore to remain chaste for her deceased husband?

This is still a surviving demon! What kind of mysterious method is this? It sounds so islandy.

Tang Xuanci suddenly became interested again and gained patience. A faint, cool female voice replied:
"Don't worry, Madam. I have already mastered that method of capturing yang energy. Guan Qing'er will extract all of this monk's ten lifetimes of cultivation and hand it over to Madam for her decision."

Upon hearing this, the burly woman, who was still unmarried, suddenly realized what was going on and said:

"Rumor has it that this monk has preserved his virginity for ten lifetimes, thus achieving immortality. Therefore, Madam, do you believe that the fruit of immortality might not be flesh and blood, but rather..."

"Yes."

Lady White Bone said:
"According to what I learned in the Southern Continent, this monk started indulging in debauchery in Chang'an and even served as a male leader in Pingkangfang."

"But he passed through a sea of ​​flowers without giving a single drop of rain, and refused to reveal even a trace of his cultivation."

"It is likely that this is the root of the problem of immortal flesh."

Ah this?

A logical genius!?
Tang Xuanci was dumbfounded, only feeling that... it did indeed make a lot of sense.

Why did Buddha seal me with a headband?

I'm afraid the real issue isn't about controlling me with incantations, but rather that they're afraid I'll destroy my own cultivation or be taken over by someone else.

This is also why incantations are never passed on unless absolutely necessary; they are not even taught to Huang Wuneng, the leader of the pilgrimage team.

Holy crap, another case solved! This trip was worthwhile...

Just then, he felt his body being lifted up by a strong arm and taken to another stone chamber, where he was thrown onto a low, hard couch.

Then, a bowl of bitter and pungent medicinal soup was poured into his mouth.

Feeling that this was the antidote, he absorbed it instantly, allowing the toxins in his body to be completely neutralized, and then pretended to wake up.

He opened his eyes and saw three female demons standing in front of him.

A 10-kilogram, A-cup, looking like a ghost, with bluish skin and an eerie aura.

A 90-kilogram, D-cup woman with a broad back and muscular build, but with a fairly handsome face. Except for a striped tiger tail, she was otherwise indistinguishable from a human.

There was also a beautiful, mature woman who amazed Tang Xuanci. He never expected that the monster who was going to eat him would be such a beauty.

What do you think she looks like?
The peaks stand proudly, adorned with double C-cups.

A jade-like spine, like a dragon coiled around snow-white silk; icy skin, like solidified fat, trembles like a spring peach.
Its exquisite form is crafted by divine hands, standing like a jade flower in the cold air.

This was the first time Tang Xuanci had ever seen a woman like this, and the words "beautiful bone structure" immediately popped into his mind.

Moreover, although she was tall, she was not thin at all; on the contrary, she was quite voluptuous, with a slightly protruding belly, giving people a feeling that it would be very comfortable to live in her place... She was truly charming.

"You frivolous monk, how rude of you! What are you looking at!"

Lady White Bone was angered by his unbridled gaze and rebuked him in a cold voice.

Tang Xuanci shifted his gaze upwards, frowned as he met her eyes, and pretended to ponder as he said:
"A monster, is it? Let me guess... You were behind all those mortals today, and you even planted spies in the government office, weren't you?"

His original intention was to get some information out of the other party, but the other party was now only focused on immortality and didn't bother to waste words with him.

Lady White Bone told him directly that she only wanted immortality, not life, and that as long as he cooperated obediently, she could let him go back afterwards!
If one is unwilling to give up cultivation and regards it as life itself, then the only option is to dismember him into eight pieces and eat his flesh to achieve immortality!
After saying this, he led the woman with the tiger-like back out, closed the stone door, and left him alone in the room with the ghost cultivator named You'e.

(End of this chapter)