Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 165 An Old Woman Is Just an Old Woman

After confirming the Yin language, Tang Xuanci knew that it was a real monkey in his ear. He then covered it up by chanting scriptures and said in Yin language:

"Stop talking dirty and don't break the dream.

"I can sense the reality of the situation. The person behind this mischief hasn't attacked our real bodies. It's probably because the Buddhist sect still suspects us and is using this as a trick.

"We'll play along and put on a show first."

Just like normal dreaming, once a person realizes that he is dreaming, he can wake up immediately.

The monkey now realized the problem, and breaking this dream was as easy as breaking the window paper.

But what surprised it was that even it itself had been deceived without realizing it, but a mortal monk who only knew how to train his muscles could see through it, and at the same time, without breaking the dream, he could actually perceive the reality.

It didn't know that the reason why Tang Xuanci was so awesome was because of Beaker's reminder.

I'm afraid even the Mother of Mount Lishan would never have imagined that there was a program in Tang Xuanci's consciousness that operated only with computing power, logic and massive data.

Wanting a program that doesn't even have independent consciousness to dream, isn't this pure dreaming?

Moreover, Tang Xuanci had experienced Fa Ming's brainwashing in dreams countless times since he was a child, so he had extremely rich experience in confrontation.

He knew that in order to avoid revealing his flaws, Fa Ming would sometimes drag people he knew into his dreams to trick him, so when he heard the monkey's voice just now, he immediately used secret language to test it.

When he finished reciting the sutra, the monkey suddenly came up with an idea and continued with the previous words, changing his words:

"Have you finished reading? I wonder where those two idiots are. This manor looks quite luxurious, so there must be a lot of beautiful females. How about we go and flirt with a few?"

Tang Xuanci looked at it, made a "Ip Man pointing" gesture, and said with a smile:
"You rascal, you're thinking about this so early in the morning. If I don't go, you can just turn into me and flirt with me."

"Although I can become you, I can't say those dirty words you say. Women also have a sense of shame. If you want to take them down immediately, you have to do it yourself, the playboy monk."

"Hey, I only have one Purple Qi from the East Talisman left. I have to keep it for now. Otherwise, what if I meet a better woman and I can't do anything about it?"

As he said this, he stood up, put on his robes, and prepared to go out to remind the milk dragon in the same way.

……

Behind the screen in the hall.

The Mother of Mount Li opened her eyes, and the light and shadow in her pupils changed, as complicated as a kaleidoscope.

Seeing Tang Xuanci's handsome face, which shocked the three realms, she couldn't help but think of a voice, appearance and smile that was equally beautiful. She felt dazed and as if she had been in another world...

But now, looking at the outrageous words and deeds of the master and disciple, she felt that her three views were shattered. She had never seen such a shameless monk.

At the same time, the last bit of hope she had inexplicably held on to was completely shattered.

In front of the screen.

Sha Wujing felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, and every second felt like an age.

Zhu Wuneng relaxed a little, glancing at Ai Ai and Lian Lian. He had already made the worst-case scenario in his mind, thinking that if the truth was revealed and a fight broke out, he would take these two beauties hostage first.

However, after only a moment, a hoarse voice was heard from behind the screen:

"Just now, I used your message as an excuse to keep the monk and the monkey on standby. Several days have already passed.

"But apart from stealing and acting like hooligans in my garden, they just curse you and the Bodhisattva behind my back.

"It seems to be okay."

Ah this?

The Shazhu brothers were surprised and delighted when they heard this, thinking to themselves:

It's been several days already?
It's been so long, and they haven't been exposed yet. Does that mean that the last telegram they sent was successfully delivered?

The old mother instructed again:

"Now, follow Ai Ai and Lian Lian's instructions and emanate your spirits.

"I will also lead you into the dream and test you again.

"Remember, follow my instructions and don't reveal any flaws."

The Shazhu brothers looked at each other, agreed out loud, secretly took precautions, and then did as Ai Ai and Lian Lian said.

In a short while, they felt the light and shadow around them change, as if time had passed.

By the time he could see what was happening, it was already daylight overhead, and the man was standing outside the manor. Zhu Wuneng looked left and right, even kicking the stones under his feet, feeling horrified that all this was too real. If he had entered this dream without realizing it, he probably wouldn't have been able to see through it.

"Go in and find them..." The voice of Lishan Laomu echoed in my heart.

They did as they were told while thinking about how to break the deadlock. They soon walked into the manor and found Tang Xuanci and the monkey.

It is worth mentioning that they and Milk Dragon have just started learning Yin language and are only at the level of a junior high school student.

But because he had to deal with the real Wuneng and Wujing some time ago, Tang Xuanci translated the Morse code into Tang phonetic symbols and asked them to memorize it first.

In this way, the five of them didn't need to say anything at all. They just used some small movements to send out long and short signals to successfully connect with each other and communicate.

Poor Mother Lishan was still diligently guiding the Shazhu brothers to trick Tang Xuanci and the monkey, but she never imagined that she was the only one kept in the dark in this dream.

Time passed slowly. Not only did Tang Xuanci and the monkey not get anything out of them, they also got to know the situation of the Mother of Mount Lishan through the Sand Pig brothers.

In the evening of the dream, the four masters and apprentices were eating around the table.

Tang Xuanci bit off a large piece of water basin mutton, chewed and stopped, chewed and stopped, chewed and stopped, chewed... and said silently in Morse code:

"This madam's magic is amazing. Even a monkey who hasn't slept yet can fall for it. If she were to deal with Li Er, would she be able to succeed?"

The monkey understood and stuffed the whole chicken wing into his mouth, chewing it until it was crunchy. He replied wordlessly:

"She's having an affair with Guanyin, how could she help us?"

Sha Monk also did the same thing and said:

"Besides, helping us would be equivalent to making an enemy of Buddhism. We are weak now, while Buddhism is strong. It would be extremely difficult to get her to help us."

Tang Xuanci also knew that it was difficult, but recalling the results of the last meeting on how to steal the "Jing Guise", it seemed that the most reliable way was to use magic tricks to deceive Li Shimin.

Moreover, after obtaining the forbidden hoop for experimentation.

Although the monkey can use the principle similar to the "active noise reduction" of headphones to use its spiritual consciousness to generate an opposite-phase wave, it can block the control of the tight hoop by the spell.

But it was still impossible to completely break the hoop and remove it.

As for the magic hoop in Tang Xuanci's body, we don't even know the triggering spell now, so we can't activate it for experiments, and it's even more difficult to break it.

Only by trying to get the magic spell can the cracking process be greatly accelerated.

And now, a person who has the hope of dealing with Li Shimin has appeared, but she happens to be in cahoots with the enemy, which makes Tang Xuanci very upset.

Seeing that Zhu Ritian was only busy eating and even dreaming, his mouth chattering non-stop, but he didn't send a single Morse message, he took a mouthful of food in a bad mood, chewed it, and said:

"Ritian, aren't you proficient in the art of movement? Why don't you just go and convince her."

When Zhu Wuneng saw this, he immediately became unhappy and launched into a long, grumbling speech:

"Listen, is this human language?
“Lingling’s beauty, he won’t let me talk about it, so he talks about it himself.

"That old woman was so angry that her breasts were about to fall out, but she didn't say anything herself and asked me to do it.

"Didn't Lao Sha say that this old mother had an affair with Jin Chan before?

"Maybe it's true. She likes clean-looking monks like you. You should do this!"

When Tang Xuanci saw this long string of nonsense, he really wanted to curse, but he didn't have the patience to send a telegram, so he had to give up and asked Wukong and Wujing if they had any good ideas.

But even after the food on the table was almost finished, they still couldn't come up with any feasible solution.

Tang Xuanci could only make a quick decision and take the lead:
"Forget it, let me try to say it first. An old woman is an old woman. I dare to say anything except close relatives!"

Ah this?

The three disciples had previously thought that what he said to Zhu Ritian was just a joke, but they had not expected that when he became ruthless, he would not even let go of the Mother of Mount Lishan?

In response, even the monkey had to pick up the last piece of pork ribs, chewing and chewing, chewing and chewing... and said:

"Brilliant."

So that night in the dream, Tang Xuanci pretended to agree to the monkey's request, changed into a set of sexy suspender trousers and a tight shirt, and secretly ran to other places in the manor to hunt for beauties.

Of course, on the surface he was hunting the maids, beautiful servants and noble ladies transformed by the Mother of Mount Li, but in fact he was seducing the Mother herself.

(End of this chapter)