Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 166 Bluffing
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"I use a few lines of poetry to describe who you are to me——

"The scent of heather is something both the cat and you want to know.

"We have rediscovered the freshness of first love.

"My warm chest holds freshly planted bright strawberries.

“You said you couldn’t bear to eat this feeling.

“The rain fell all night long, and your love overflowed like the rain.

"The clouds are rolling across the sky, like the thick heap of my passion.

"I continued writing, pouring out my eternal love for you at the end of the poem!
"You are the only lady I want~~~~~~~"

Look carefully, this monk has a high-pitched and sexy voice, a wild and elegant temperament, and is sitting in front of a grand piano, exuding damn charm.

A rich young lady who scored 7.5 out of 6, and two maids who scored an average of , were all stunned with their mouths slightly open.

I don’t know if he was mesmerized or frightened?

Tang Xuanci confidently assumed it was the former. His delicate hands swept across the piano keys from right to left. After playing the last string of notes, he took the opportunity to grab the young lady's soft hand.

"what!"

With a scream, the young lady fell into the strong and hot arms.

"Hey!"

With a soft moan, the cherry was bitten whole by the tiger's mouth!
"Snapped!"

A slap interrupted Tang Xuanci's spell.

The young lady actually refused to give in. After a fierce struggle, she escaped from the tiger's mouth with the help of her maid, and cursed in shame and anger:

"You...you scoundrel!
"How can he be called a monk? He is clearly a lecherous monk!
"I'll report this to Grandma and have you kicked out immediately!"

After saying this, he left the viewing corridor angrily with his two maids.

"Hehehehe, if you walk by the river often, you will get your shoes wet. Even a rogue monk like you can make mistakes sometimes. Who told you to sing so explicitly? And you made a move in front of the maid? You are too arrogant."

The monkey flashed out sinisterly, uttering ruthless ridicule on the surface, but in fact, it was typing out Morse code by playing the piano randomly -

"That's it! That old witch is a kiln owner. She's experienced and knowledgeable. She won't fall for your tricks at all."

Tang Xuanci straightened his shirt collar and said with a disdainful smile:
"Haha, I originally thought she would have her maidservant stand guard nearby. I didn't expect this little beaker to be so shameless. It's okay, I guess she still covets me and won't complain. Let's find another prey."

He also pretended to tune the piano and sent a message:

"No, the little beaker was transformed from the old beaker. If she doesn't fall for my tricks, she should have taken advantage of the situation to trick us.

"But she behaved very unprofessionally just now. She must have been agitated, or maybe she was playing hard to get with me.

"So we continue, and we don't believe we can't charm her to death."

After that, he picked up the grand piano and went to other corners to hunt for beauties.

Indeed, he was right about one thing.

The mysterious operation just now really gave Lishan Laomu a lot of stimulation, so much so that she couldn't help but curse out loud in reality:
"This lecher is crazy, insane, and extremely vulgar! If it weren't for the importance of Buddhism, I really want to kill him to avoid tarnishing the name of the Golden Cicada."

Zhenzhen, who had been guarding beside her, had long noticed that grandma's breath had changed, so that her chest was heaving and her face was slightly red.

After hearing the scolding, she couldn't help but think:
"It seems that grandma still can't let go of that person, otherwise, she wouldn't be so angry."

Of course, he didn't dare to say that, so he just said:

"This Tang Monk has only inherited the Golden Cicada's aura. It's normal for his temperament to change drastically. Grandma, there's no need to be angry."

Lishan Laomu stopped talking, and soon continued to enjoy Tang Xuanci playing and singing other songs to provoke girls;

He also wrote several poems that could dominate the world.

In the end, she even ripped her shirt, worked out her muscles, used two sexy braces to show off her chest muscles, and did a pendulum dance...

It was true that men would be silent when they saw it, while women would shed tears. Even she, a brothel owner who had opened countless brothels and owned the top male leaders in the three realms, had to admit:
If this rogue monk were put into the tea garden as new tea, I'm afraid even the Queen Mother's old beaker would be unable to resist sneaking down to the mortal world to taste it, and it would take at least five more hours.

However, she still did not make the maids, young ladies, and ladies who appeared in her dream submit.

And the next day after the dream, he really drove them out of the manor along with their horses on the pretext of being a hooligan.

Then, on the way, let Wuneng and Wujing cooperate, create an incident where Heaven sent people to investigate them, exert pressure, and observe further.

Tang Xuanci and the monkey naturally couldn't be fooled and handled it perfectly and seamlessly.

But after what happened to Tang Xuanci, the confidence he had last night was gone. He felt that this old witch might not fall for his tricks, and even suspected that her cultivation was not high enough and she had already gone through menopause.

Milk Dragon felt that this was out of line, and sent a telegram while eating, mocking him mercilessly:
"Don't be so narcissistic. I think only fairies and ordinary women would like a rogue monk like you."

Tang Xuanci sent a telegram back: "Are you a demon or a vulgar woman? I see you really like me, even though you say no."

"Get out!" Nailong was suddenly angry and ashamed, and became speechless.

After a moment of silence, Sha Wujing returned to the topic and walked up the stairs, saying:
"Master, my mother is a prominent figure after all, so it's normal for her to be embarrassed. Furthermore, even if she... were to have sex with you, I'm afraid she wouldn't be willing to take risks for you. So, let's take a long-term approach."

"Long-term plan? I suspect she'll run away as soon as the dream ends, making it seem like the dream was caused by the Heavenly Court. How will we be able to contact her then?"

Tang Xuanci was unwilling to accept this, but he also knew that Sha Wujing was right. After all, the Mother of Mount Lishan was not forced into a desperate situation, so how could she easily go to their weak Liangshan?
At this moment, Beaker's delicate voice suddenly rang out:
“There is another method, which, if successful, may kill two birds with one stone.

"Not only will it allow you to have sex, but it will also make it easier for Lishan Laomu to turn to us.

"Just doing this may lead to certain risks, and you need to weigh them."

"What method?" Tang Xuanci asked immediately.

"It's just bluffing," Beaker said. "Make her believe you're the original Jin Chanzi."

Ah this?

This is a bold idea!
Tang Xuanci was shocked, but he also understood immediately.

According to Ritian and Dingtian, the Golden Cicada Holy Buddha is a T0.5 level boss in Lingshan, and even Tathagata is afraid of him.

Just imagine, if that guy didn’t die, and disguised himself as his current self, and lived well under the noses of Tathagata and Guanyin.

This city... is even deeper than the underworld!

In addition, he has the power to command the support of hundreds of people in the Western Paradise, and his good reputation is quite influential among the Qingliu Party in the Heavenly Court.

The weight is quite heavy.

If Lishan Laomu really believed it, even if the previous scandals were pure rumors, when she weighed the pros and cons in her heart, she would definitely value Tang Xuanci a billion times more than she does now.

"Now Lishan Laomu thinks that the monkey and I are both in a dream. If we use this trick to trick her, wouldn't the chances of success be very high?"

Tang Xuanci murmured:
"But if this old bitch believes it, she might choose to tell that bitch Guanyin about it. That's the risk you were talking about, right?
"But even if she told on me, Guanyin and Tathagata wouldn't necessarily believe it. The old woman didn't see Jin Chan die, and Tathagata might have killed him himself. How could they be so sure?
"Besides, the cards I cannot reveal right now are Ritian, Dingtian, nuclear weapons, and breaking the tight spell.

"Even if they really suspected I was a Golden Cicada, so what? Wouldn't they just capture me and make soup in the Western Paradise, or just kill me?
"Absolutely impossible!

“So, this risk is acceptable.”

Beaker Road:
“You’re right, but that’s just one of the risks.

“There’s another risk.

"Because we don't fully understand Jin Chan, if you cheat on her and accidentally reveal your true colors, and she finds out, you might become a powerful enemy again."

Tang Xuanci said speechlessly:

“Fuck.

"I'm a young handsome guy, and she's an old lady, and she's so fat, I'm really losing money, okay?

"You still dare to say I cheated her? I'm lucky I didn't take her money.

"Besides, am I a coward?
“That’s it!

"This is a golden opportunity that must be seized. Think about how to proceed and act tonight."

(End of this chapter)