Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 164 Wang Defa! ?

The two brothers followed Zhenzhen out of the guest house and walked into the depths of the manor. They didn't know how many houses there were on each floor. After walking around, they saw corridors and thresholds everywhere.

Sha Dingtian was also a master who was proficient in formations. When he first entered the manor, he did not notice anything unusual.

But now that I have walked into the depths, I discovered that there is an extremely sophisticated formation hidden here. I don’t know whether it has always existed or was just set up.

He secretly thanked his lucky stars that he had sent out a Morse telegram warning immediately, otherwise, such a tiny radio wave sent from the center of the formation would likely be interfered with.

After a while, they came to an inner hall.

Inside, there were bright silver candles, fragrant beast stoves, and six chairs.

There was already a wealthy woman sitting in the main seat, waited on by two other beautiful women, waiting for Wuneng and Wujing to come and pay their respects.

What do you think this rich woman looks like?
A pair of C, hanging low~
She was wearing a green silk jacket with a golden ornament, which contrasted with her silver-white hair.

His face is wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, his teeth are sparse and he looks strong;

The cloudy old eyes flashed with a sharp light, full of oppression!
The idiot with his head full of milk was pretending not to look at the challenge. He quickly glanced at Pair B and Pair A next to him, and when he saw her, he was immediately shocked.

"Lishan Madam?!
"Why did this old witch come here to help the Buddhist sect instead of staying in Mount Li to run the sex trade?
"Could it be that the current regulations are too strict and business is bad, so she wants to do a favor for the Buddhist sect so that she can open a brothel in the west?

"It's said that monks are the most lewd people in the Three Realms. As long as Tathagata turns a blind eye, he will definitely make money!"

It turned out that this old woman was the famous female fairy - Lishan Laomu.

When the meeting was discussing which powerful female gods might be captured by the beauty trap, the Mother of Mount Li was on the list.

It was because she had a deep foundation and had completed the original accumulation as early as the first war between the three realms.

During the Warring States Period in the Southern Continent, she supported the Ying family and swept across the royal families of the six major countries, each of which was supported by immortals, and unified the world.

But the good times didn't last long. She only enjoyed glory for a dozen years before she became the target of public criticism and was attacked from all sides, resulting in a significant loss of strength.

In the end, he could only protect himself and leave the center of power, becoming a wandering immortal who could only share peaches every year.

However, a lean camel is bigger than a horse. She is now the largest "tea merchant" in the three realms, without a doubt, and her influence should not be underestimated.

When Zhu Ritian was Marshal Tianpeng, he loved her family's tea the most.

In terms of breeds, there are rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens, dogs and pigs.

In terms of quality, I can’t say she can compare to Jinchan Cihang, but the courtesan is comparable to the Queen Mother.

Therefore, Zhu Ritian naturally recognized the madam at a glance.

Sha Dingtian had brought people to the Lishan Laomu place many times before, so he recognized it at a glance.

Surprised, he quickly put himself in Wujing's shoes and saluted. Between "recognizing" and "not recognizing", he carefully chose the former and saluted with his hands together.

This is because, even if the Quicksand Spirit did not know the Mother of Mount Li, he could still lie and say that he had seen her in a tea garden somewhere.

But if the two people clearly knew each other before and had communicated, and he now acts as if he can't recognize her at all, then something is wrong.

"You are quite knowledgeable and can even recognize me."

The Mother of Mount Li looked at them and said:

"The things Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva needs will be delivered to you tomorrow. Just pretend this never happened. No matter what you decide to do, don't reveal the origins of these things. Do you understand?"

"I understand." Sha Wujing replied.

Lishan Laomu glanced at Zhu Wuneng, frightening him so much that he turned away his gaze from ABD, and then said:

"Guanyin also asked me to do a favor.

"She said she wanted to find out what Tang Xuanci and the monkey were up to behind the scenes, and whether they were connected to the recent Yellow Crow disaster.
"When the time is right, I will lure them into my dream. Then I will have full control over their every word and action. I will see how they behave when no one is around."

As he said that, he asked Ai Ai, who was breastfeeding with a B cup, to hand them the Zizhu letter paper.

Sha Wujing was shocked.

Suddenly I remembered that I had heard someone mention this at a dinner party before: when it comes to the way of the Huanzi Sect, no one in the Three Realms can surpass the Mother of Mount Lishan.

It was said that her divine power could even penetrate the minds of weaker cultivators, planting a mental imprint, causing lechers to become misogynistic and fishermen to become afraid of the water. It was truly bizarre and inexplicable. Zhu Wuneng frowned and said,
"As the saying goes, a full spirit makes one sleepless. Even when the monkey is lying down, it's only pretending to doze, actually regulating its energy and restoring its spirit. If it doesn't even sleep, how can you expect it to dream?"

Seeing it dare to question it, the A-cup girl next to it named Lianlian immediately scolded:
"How rude of you! If anyone could have dealt with the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, why would the Bodhisattva have sent a letter specifically asking my grandmother for help?"

Sha Wujing was afraid of arousing suspicion, so he quickly reminded her:
"The female donor's words make sense. Second Brother, don't be anxious. The truth about your misfortune at Yellow Wind Ridge will eventually come to light."

Zhu Wuneng fell silent.

Lishan Laomu did not blame him, but only said:
"As long as Sun Wukong sits in meditation and uses his spirit to draw the spiritual energy around him, I can make him fall in love with me.

"However, that monkey is indeed clever. I don't know you well, and if I'm not careful, it might see through my flaws.

"So, just wait here, and I'll ask you anything at any time.

"In my dreams, the days seem like years.

"I will do nothing for now and observe them for a few days and nights to see if they will reveal their true intentions.

"If there's still no result, I'll lure you two into the dream again, and you'll do as I say, to test me further.

“This should confirm whether they have any problems or not.

"You guys, do you understand?"

The Shazhu brothers were sweating profusely after hearing this, thinking that something bad was going to happen. If they were really tricked, their plan to create a new heaven would probably be exposed.

Is this good?
This is not good!
Sha Wujing quickly gave a subtle look, hoping that Pigsy would use his mastery of thunder magic to send another string of Morse code without telling Lishan Laomu, so as to inform Monkey of their method.

But when he thought of the formation he had noticed before, his heart sank again.

Two and a half seconds passed in the blink of an eye.

He couldn't think of a better way, and it was impossible for him to refuse the order in Guanyin's letter to cooperate with the investigation. He could only agree and pray that the monkey would not meditate tonight.

Then, the Mother of Mount Lishan left Ai Ai and Lian Lian behind and took Zhen Zhen behind a huge huanghuali jade-inlaid screen.

the other side.

The monkey successfully received the three telegrams initially sent by Sha Wujing. Knowing that someone from the Buddhist sect had arrived, he immediately ran to inform Tang Xuanci.

Tang Xuanci was still flirting with Longma, using the excuse that there were only four rooms in the courtyard and he wanted to take her to his room to sleep and cultivate their relationship.

The milk dragon said he was unwilling, and he was not very willing in his heart. He was afraid that the bastard would lose his bestiality and want to play poker again, making him too embarrassed to be a dragon tomorrow.

As soon as he heard about the situation, Tang Xuanci drove her to sleep in the manger, then told the monkey to be careful and went back to his room and lay down on the bed alone.

The monkey pretended to know nothing, went back to his room, swallowed a pill, and sat cross-legged, alert to his surroundings while fighting against the law of increasing entropy that also existed in his body.

Nothing happened after that. Until the daybreak outside the window, no news or movement was heard from Shazhu and the other man.

"Huh? They haven't come back yet. This connection took a long time. What did they go off to get?"

The monkey thought secretly, opened his eyes, plucked out a hair and turned into a flying insect, and secretly flew into the east wing.

When it found that its two junior brothers had not returned, it flew to find Tang Xuanci, intending to secretly conspire with him about this situation.

However, when it landed on Tang Xuanci's ear canal, he just told the situation:
"Monk, those two~"

Tang Xuanci immediately sat up, clasped his hands together in a very unusual manner, and began to recite scriptures like a monk doing morning prayers:

"Amitabha.

“Om Benzarsattva Hum Are you a real monk?

(Are you Goku?)
"Ash Shaha If you are rude, don't talk shit! We are in a fucking dream, Bilibili..."

(If so! Be careful! We are in a fucking dream!)
Ah this?

The monkey, who had passed the eighth level of professional Yin Yu, understood it, but was also confused and a little bit unbelievable. He subconsciously said:

"Wang Defa!?"

What the hell is going on?
(End of this chapter)