Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 163 Club Regular Meeting
“Meeting!
"All rise!
"Play the club song!"

As the background music titled "Yili" sounded from the monkey hair speakers, the small hall was suddenly filled with epic, mysterious and solemn colors.

Then, a multi-part chanting of tens of thousands of people in Yin language appeared:
“If we cannot forgive, all gods return to die…” (If we do not forgive, all gods and Buddhas will die)

The tone is solemn and evil, and it feels extremely oppressive!
This was the second time that Nailong had heard this club's exclusive song at the weekly meeting, but he still couldn't help feeling shocked.

I stole a glance at the handsome face that was the most handsome in the three realms, and thought to myself that although this monk was a bad man, his artistic attainments were impeccable and were truly the best in the three realms.

Even monkeys would explode with energy and murderous intent when they heard this song.

I just feel that the sky can no longer cover its eyes, and the earth can no longer bury its heart.

This time, the Tathagata Jade Emperor will be reduced to ashes!!!
As Sha Wujing listened to the club song, his mind flashed back like a kaleidoscope.

He grew up in a village on the banks of the Liusha River, eating leftovers and wearing leftover clothes. Later, because of his not-so-good immortal roots, he was discovered and brought back to the Immortal Sect, where he was looked down upon by others.

Therefore, he would do whatever it took to cultivate, even if it meant overdrawing his lifespan, all for the sake of improving his cultivation and changing his fate.

But later he found out that he was wrong. What could really change his destiny was not cultivation, but power.

Just because he had no immortal background, when his fellow disciples who were not as advanced as him became immortals in the Thunder Department, he was still a small river official in the most spiritually barren area of ​​the lower realm.

Witnessing the death of an old river official at the age of 250, he seemed to have seen the end of his fate.

But he refused to acknowledge this fate.

Whether he likes it or not, he has to gamble, he has to fight, even if he has to abandon his conscience and dignity, he has to make progress against the will of heaven.

However, the immortal-level barrier is like a natural moat. The closer you get to it, the more you can see its width.

Even if he is the general in charge of the curtain, he is just a chess piece, and the real center of power is out of reach.

The moment he heard that the Dragon King of Jinghe River was in trouble, the glass cup fell to the ground. He also realized that everything he had worked so hard to piece together would also be shattered like this cup.

Just when he fell into despair and almost accepted his fate~
The appearance of a man gave him energy again.

Since the immortal-level barrier is insurmountable, why not just blow it up?

Since the old Heaven is an obstacle to progress, let’s just create a new Heaven.

This time, he will give it another try and become a hero who opens the court, a great sage!!!

Zhu Wuneng listened to the club song, stood relaxed, and stole a glance at Nai Longma's round and toned buttocks...

The song ends.

Tang Xuanci waved his hand, led all the comrades to sit around the table, took out a few cigarettes and distributed them around.

Two women with work numbers 34C and 34B brought trays and placed wine, tea, snacks, and an expensive sacred tonic called "fire dates" on the table.

Afterwards, they walked back to the silent area designated by the monkey in black stockings and high heels, and stood there, ready to be ordered at any time.

"I would like to announce that Dingtian will be responsible for hosting the meeting from now on."

Tang Xuanci handed Sha Wujing an A4-printed document and said:
"We're almost at Tianmu Mountain, the meeting point. It's definitely going to be inconvenient there, so today's meeting will last a little longer."

"Oh, it feels like I have more meetings every day than in Heaven," Zhu Ritian complained as he chewed a fire date. "Why don't you give us more of these good things? I've lost a lot of weight from working on superconducting materials every day."

"Now is the early stage of the business, the conditions are a bit tough, isn't it?" Tang Xuanci said: "If you want to be comfortable, stay with Master Guan."

"Forget it then." Zhu Ritian shut up angrily.

Sha Dingtian was not like monkeys and pigs, who were specially recruited to serve as officials in heaven. Instead, he passed the imperial examination and entered the official career.

Therefore, in addition to cultivation, he is also proficient in practical tests and essay writing.

At this time, after a quick glance at the documents in my hand, I had a clear plan for the entire meeting.

In general, this weekly meeting can be divided into three stages: summarizing the past, focusing on the present, and looking forward to the future.

Tang Xuanci only wrote down the things that needed to be done at the moment on the paper -

1. Determine the plan to break the Wuzhuang Temple's formation. 2. Explore the Jade Emperor's true purpose in destroying the Life Fruit Tree.

Why did he target Wuzhuangguan, whose output was negligible compared to Pantaoyuan?

Can the enemy of my enemy become a comrade?

3. Use computers to establish a large data center for the combat power of the three realms.

Various combat indicators are divided, and accurate scores are given to famous individuals such as "Nezha", "Yang Jian", "Guanyin", as well as group representatives such as "Heavenly Soldiers", "Heavenly Generals", and "Great Gods".

Then, a weighted average algorithm is used to give combat scores to all individuals or groups, with the martial arts master's comprehensive combat power value being 1 point.

Strive to play a guiding role in actual combat.

It also lays the foundation for further development of combat capability detectors in the future.

4. Establish a big data center for the "magic weapons" and "magic spells" of the Three Realms...

5. Analyze the forces of each party and assess the possibility of future alliances.

6. Excavating the Golden Cicada Holy Buddha

How many people has he dated?
What is his ideal in life?
What are his hobbies?
Who can provide support when he needs help?
7. The guns and ammunition are almost gone. How can I get the dragon to ask her father for more resources?
8. In large-scale group battles, the monkey soldiers’ conventional weapons will be upgraded.

9. In small-scale team battles, who is the main C, who is the support, and who is the back row?
10. Brainstorm and enumerate 99 ways to steal the magic spell from Li Shimin’s mind.

11. Who are the most powerful goddesses? Evaluate the feasibility of using the beauty trap to seduce them.

……

After reading this series of topics, Sha Dingtian couldn't help but look at Tang Xuanci with admiration again.

In fact, he had been secretly observing and evaluating the possibility of this makeshift gang succeeding during this period.

The more he understood, the more shocked he was by the supreme wisdom displayed by Tang Xuanci.

He felt that no matter in terms of thought, politics, military affairs, strategy, vision... in every aspect, his master, who was only 20 years old, could be on par with the Four Imperial Immortal Emperors and the Four Heavenly Masters.

Thinking of this, he cleared his throat, freestyled, and summarized the situation during this period.

“…We successfully eliminated the two thorns in our side, Wuneng and Wujing, and achieved a phased victory in our great undertaking against the will of heaven.

"This is inseparable from Master's wise decision-making and outstanding leadership, and also thanks to the bravery of Senior Brother.

"Of course, Comrade Long Aotian also played a significant role."

The meeting lasted for two and a half hours and finally ended late at night.

It turned out that this place was a wealthy manor, covering a large area with countless courtyards.

Relying on his image as a great and glorious monk, Tang Xuanci knocked on the door alone in the evening to ask for a place to stay. He easily got a guest house for free and could stay as long as he wanted.

Zhu Wuneng yawned and walked back to the east wing of the courtyard with Sha Wujing.

But not long after they entered the house, Sha Wujing felt that the restriction he had set up outside the yard had been broken.

This restriction was learned from the Quicksand Spirit, and was also a Buddhist rule that they had to set up. A gap was left in it to allow the connector to enter.

Sha Wujing was shocked and immediately woke up Zhu Wuneng who was sleeping, and asked him to play his role well and not reveal his identity.

But after a moment, the shadow of the window flashed at the gap in the restriction, and a D-cup woman walked into the room quietly and came to them.

After confirming the secret code, Sha Wujing knew that she was the person who wanted to contact him at Tianmu Mountain, and her name was Zhenzhen.

The other party did not doubt their identities, but as soon as they came up, they asked them not to disturb Tang Xuanci and the monkey, and asked them to go see their master immediately to discuss important matters.

Sha Wujing knew that he couldn't arouse the other party's suspicion, and he didn't dare to refuse. He quietly sent three Morse messages using electromagnetic waves, and then followed her with Zhu Wuneng.

(End of this chapter)