Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 162 Mature Girl

The quicksand spirit replied without hesitation:
"Ginseng fruit is the most precious treasure of Wuzhuang Temple. To complete this mission, two conditions must be met.

"First, we need to find the right time. We need to strike when Zhen Yuanzi is out with his disciples. Otherwise, we will be like a moth to a flame, only to bring about our own destruction."

"The second is to break the Three Lights and Five Elements formation in the orchard. Otherwise, it will be trapped in the orchard and will not be able to harm the spiritual tree at all."

The monkey sneered, flipped his hand and took out a Xiaoyi swastika from Wu Xuanxiao's Xumi Ring, weighed it and said:
"What kind of formation is so powerful that it can withstand a big mushroom?"

The pupils of the quicksand spirit shrank, and immediately made an association, secretly shocked:
This is the terrifying magic weapon that blew up Erling. How many do they have left?
"Tsk, put it away quickly, Goku! Stop throwing I-卍 around all the time. If the mushrooms explode wherever we go, even a fool will know it's us."

Tang Xuanci was a little speechless, knowing that nuclear weapons had replaced sticks and become this guy's favorite thing. Now he would play with them whenever he had nothing to do.

If U-Tsang discovers uranium mines again, it may run back immediately, shorten its lifespan and rub a large Yi swastika, carrying it on its back every day like Sha Dingtian carrying a gourd.

"Hehehe, I'm just talking." The monkey laughed.

Tang Xuanci asked the Quicksand Spirit, "When is the right time?"

"On the ninth day of next month, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan will bring his disciples to Miluo Palace to meet with Yuanshi Tianzun and preach the Hunyuan Dao Fruit. This is the only chance."

Is that a fake du? The monkey asked suspiciously, "Who in the Miro Palace isn't a Daluo Jinxian? Why are we asking a bull hoof from the lower realm to talk?"

Tang Xuanci looked at Zhu Ritian, "Aren't you a Daluo Jinxian?"

Pig Day Heavenly Dao:

“I’m not from the Yuqing lineage, but from the Shangqing lineage, so how would I know about the affairs of the Miro Palace?

“Besides, the Taoist sect is currently dominated by Taiqing, and they are the ones in charge, both openly and covertly.

"I have a karmic conflict with this group of people. I am no longer considered a Daluo Jinxian."

Sha Dingtian also shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.

Tang Xuanci looked at the Quicksand Spirit and frowned:

"Don't be too clever. When we go to Wuzhuang Temple, we won't send all of them. We'll have to leave one person to stay in the Quicksand River."

A flash of anger flashed in the Quicksand Spirit's eyes, but it died down in an instant. He said:
"It's the ninth day of next month. Before that, we have to go to Tianmu Mountain, which is not far from here, to contact the contact person and make some preparations to break the formation. If you don't believe me, you can verify it yourself."

Tang Xuanci asked, "What about the formation? You should be able to break it, right?"

Quicksand Essence:

"Except for the items in the red treasure gourd, the rest of the items needed to break the formation must be obtained from Tianmu Mountain.

“I have learned how to break the formation.

"But even if I teach you, I'm afraid you won't be able to master it in a month or two."

The monkey said disdainfully, "What kind of crappy method is so difficult to learn? Think about how I, Sun Wukong, formed a golden elixir in ten days..."

The quicksand spirit listened to its boasting silently without rebutting, and simply said:

"To break this formation, besides one person casting the spell and one person assisting, we also need someone to break into the center of the formation. This person must have the body of a Vajra-killer, be proficient in the seventy-two transformations, and must be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven."

It seems that... everything has been planned long ago. Tang Xuanci did not doubt it and said thoughtfully:

"That is to say, Wukong must break through the formation, and two other people must cast spells to help him break the formation. This job was originally done by you and Huangmao Haozi."

"It's just a small formation. Even if it really requires three people, I can still handle it by plucking two hairs and changing it." said the monkey.

"The supply of elixirs is tight right now, even Lingshan is in serious shortage. A ginseng fruit tree is definitely a treasure, don't think it's too easy."

Tang Xuanci thought for a moment and said to the Quicksand Spirit:

“Well, you should tell them how to break the formation in the next few days and see if they can handle it.

“If you can’t, then you go.

"I'll give you one chance. If you help us get the things, I'll not only spare your life but also give you a reward. How about it?"

The quicksand spirit flashed a little, but not much, and sighed, "It is often said that monks do not tell lies, but you are not a monk at all."

"Grass~"

Tang Xuanci opened the Anywhere Door, pulled out a head that had regained its red face and beard, and slammed it on the table:

"Emperor Guan is here. If I lie to you, I will be punished by heaven and earth."

After being stunned, the quicksand spirit agreed.

After all, who doesn’t want to live?
After dinner, they did not go to the village to look for horses, but stayed in the same place and discussed the "plundering ginseng fruit" plan in detail.

That night, Zhu Ritian resisted the temptation. Faced with the evil cultivator's advances, he was in awe but rejected her verbally.

Tang Xuanci did not intend to kill the two evil women. He hired them as maids to do odd jobs and cook, so that his comrades would not have to do everything themselves.

Wu Xuanxiao's Sumeru Jade Ring has a space of 144 square meters and an average height of 1.3-1.8 meters.

Putting aside the space filled with elixirs, magic weapons, and money, it was enough to squeeze in a few people, but it was just uncomfortable to live in. Anyway, Sha Dingtian's mistress was also arranged to go to U-Tsang to help in the factory, so Tang Xuanci imprisoned the two demon women, the quicksand spirit, and Guan Gong together to keep an eye on them.

The next morning, the anti-heaven gang destroyed all traces of the scene, went to the village to get a white horse, and asked Milk Dragon to perform the transformation.

The mortals of Xiniu Hezhou have indeed seen the world.

When they saw the ugly faces of the three Wu brothers, they were frightened but not scared to death.

Moreover, when they discovered that there was a monk with an extremely great and glorious image in the team, they instantly calmed down.

They all prostrated themselves and shouted "Living Buddha Holy Monk".

They also ran back home to take out the best food and treasures, put a tray and a dustpan on their heads, and knelt in two rows along the way, allowing Tang Xuanci and his disciples to take as they pleased.

If you don't take anything, they will cry bitterly.

If you take a few more pieces, they will cry with joy.

When Tang Xuanci took the white horse away without spending a penny, the owner and his family hugged each other and were so happy that they almost died.

Even the monkey had to comment on this:
When it comes to fooling mortals, no one in the Three Realms can match the old Tathagata. The old man riding the green bull looks like a rookie in front of him.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci couldn't help but think of a question that Beaker had asked -

What’s the point of the Heavenly Court, Taoism, and Buddhism attaching so much importance to earthly beliefs?
But even Sha Dingtian, who was well versed in the ways of the immortal realm, could not give an explanation for this.

He had always thought that it was natural for gods to protect the people and gain their faith, as if... it had always been so.

But has it always been like this, beaver?

In Beaker's logical framework, this is very un-Beaver.

This is because compared to the immortals, the mortals in the three realms are not like the poor people at the bottom of their home planet, but more like animals in a nature reserve.

You can protect wildlife and maintain ecological balance to gain praise from everyone.

But going to all this trouble to convince animals to believe in you—isn't that too much? Are you just bored?

She also discovered
The most ancient Taoist scriptures all advocated seclusion and inaction, not actively interfering with the world and the people;

And now, the Taoist sect is eager to send people every day to call the wind and rain, exorcise demons and protect the people.

The original Hinayana Buddhism also focused only on individual liberation;
Today's Mahayana Buddhists emphasize the salvation of all sentient beings.

It seems that at a certain period of time, the mainstream ideas of both disciplines have subtly changed.

Beaker believes that there is probably some secret in it, which is only known by a few people at the top of the cultivation chain.

……

Tianmu Mountain.

The spring water is steaming and exudes the fragrance of flower petals.

A female was sitting on the bluestone in the middle of the pool, soaking half of her snow-white body, holding a silk book in her hand, letting her 1.8-meter-long hair float on the water, being carefully combed by three beautiful women.

Her face, bones, and skin are like those of a seventh-grade girl, while her key parts, hair, and temperament are like those of a mature and charming woman who has not given birth.

Suddenly, a black crow disrupted the peaceful moonlight, fell from the sky and landed on a woman's shoulder.

"Grandma, Master Tang and his disciples are nearing the foot of the mountain. They happened to pass by our Xiangmei Garden today and stayed there."

The mature and charming girl did not respond. She looked at the handwriting on the silk book and was silent for a long time. Then she opened her pink lips and uttered a majestic and feminine voice:
"What do you think about the rumor that Jin Chanzi was killed by the Buddha? Is it true or false?"

When the three women heard this, they all looked terrified and said they didn't know.

The mature and charming girl sighed softly and ordered, "Change your clothes, prepare the sedan chair, and follow me down the mountain."

"Grandma, are you going there yourself?"

"Ah."

The mature girl said:
"That monkey that caused trouble in Heaven is not easy to deal with.

"Back in Huaguo Mountain, I used my magical powers and took a lot of effort to lure it into a dream.

"Although it has been suppressed by the Buddha for five hundred years, we must not be careless."

"Yes."

The woman agreed, and immediately cast a spell to dry her three thousand black hairs, and put them on the mature and charming girl's head, making a dignified and noble bun.

Then he helped her up with her curvy body of 1.5 meters, changed her into a black and five-colored Qin-style dress, and put on gold and jade jewelry.

During the process, the scroll was always in her hand. She could faintly see ten characters written in official script on the outermost side of the scroll:
It can cut off the Diamond Sutra.

(End of this chapter)