Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 161 Ginseng Fruit

"Pour it~"

The quicksand spirit wearing a forbidden hoop had a look of horror on his face as he watched helplessly as the soul juice poured onto the second brother's huge rat head, bubbling and flowing all over his body.

Then, the master, who was a Buddhist monk, pried open the upper lip of the man's head and pulled it towards the top of his head, without waiting for the boiling oil to cool down. He tore off the entire piece of scalp with flesh attached and stuffed it into his mouth with the juice wrapped around it.

Then, it grabbed an apple-sized purple object that it didn't recognize, took a bite, and chewed it with a crisp sound.

I have to say, it looks really delicious. Even Zhu Ritian, who was once the Marshal of Tianpeng, couldn't resist his greed and started to eat it.

"Ugh~"

The quicksand spirit vomited due to physical discomfort caused by psychological discomfort.

"Aren't you a monster? Don't tell me you have never eaten humans." Tang Xuanci said with a smack of his lips.

"I haven't eaten it! I don't eat any sentient beings! If you eat it, how is it different from eating humans?!"

Tang Xuanci tore off the Yellow Wind Monster's mandible and gnawed on it:
"So what if I eat people? If necessary, I will eat anyone except my close relatives!"

"If you are smart, quickly tell me everything about the Buddhist sect's arrangements.

"You've experienced the power of that broken iron hoop. Wouldn't it be better to suffer less?"

The quicksand spirit snorted coldly and said arrogantly, "Kill me or chop me up, it's all up to you!"

Damn, it’s still a tough nut to crack.

Tang Xuanci originally thought that the Yellow Wind Monster looked easy to deal with.

Moreover, Shaobei heard from Sha Dingtian that although this guy was a demon in the Liusha River, he was a close confidant of the Jade Emperor.

Combined with the "fall of the Dragon King of Jinghe River", "the Buddhist sect could confront the Taoist sect in the Tang Dynasty", "Xiong Ba was ordered to go to Cao County to kill Marshal Tianpeng", and Guanyin told the monkey that in addition to protecting the master, there were several things he needed to do".... and other signs.

She guessed that the Buddhist project of obtaining Buddhist scriptures was likely supported by the Jade Emperor, and the two sides had reached some kind of strategic cooperation.

Assuming this is true, the Quicksand Demon is most likely someone planted by the Jade Emperor in the journey to the West team.

However, in the original plan, Huang Wuneng was the true confidant of Buddhism and the leader of the team to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

As for Sun Wukong, besides having to protect Tang Xuanci along the dangerous road to the border of the Tang Dynasty, he may have other uses.

In short, these three plastic brothers, in addition to protecting Tang Xuanci, may also help the Jade Emperor do some dirty work, like assassinating Marshal Tianpeng.

Therefore, it is necessary to pry open the quicksand spirit's mouth and figure out what to do next in advance.

But now it is not even afraid of the restraining spell, and Tang Xuanci is a little helpless.

After all, tortures like electric shock and anal abuse are like foot massages in front of Tathagata's four tight golden hoops.

"Master."

Sha Wujing wiped the oil off his mouth and said:
"I used to be an immortal officer and a river god in the Liusha River Region, so I have some understanding of this guy.

"There's a plan we can try, but I don't know if I should tell you about it."

Tang Xuanci asked curiously, "Tell me."

Sha Dingtian said calmly, "I should be able to find its mother."

Ah this?

Upon hearing this, the quicksand spirit almost shed tears.

Tang Xuanci cursed:

"Xiaosha, you are so bad, your teacher likes you very much, hahahaha~"

Then he said to the monkey:
"Wukong, after we finish eating, you should accompany Laosha back to the Quicksand River, find his mother, beat her up first, and then catch her to make fish head soup."

"Master, I remember that its mother was not a fish, but a shrimp spirit. She is a relative of the immortal general Xia Houdun in the government office at the bottom of the Liusha River."

"Fuck, his father is a fish, so there's no reproductive isolation?"

"Evil monk! You are so despicable!!!"

When the quicksand spirit saw that Sha Dingtian really remembered his mother's situation, he became anxious and angry and let out a hysterical roar.

"mean?"

Tang Xuanci's expression changed instantly, and he roared at a volume ten times louder than his own:
"Then why the hell didn't you just fight Wukong in a one-on-one duel at the beginning? Isn't reciting the Tightening Curse despicable?!"

"The Jade Emperor bullies others by abusing his power. Isn't it despicable to send people to hunt down Ri Tian?!

"Guanyin is threatening me, holding my whole family hostage, and even wants a nigger to force my girlfriend to fuck my ass. Isn't that despicable!?"

Ah this?

Is it true or false?

Is Guanyin such a Bodhisattva?

Nailong and Zhuritian both lived in Bengbu.

"You are their dog, and you still tell me how despicable you are. I will kill your whole family and send a hundred niggers to find Nima, and that will be reasonable!" The beams of the house shook and dust fell.

The quicksand spirit was stunned by the roar and was speechless.

Without waiting for them to finish eating, he began to confess the information, only asking for death so that his family would not be implicated.

As Beaker expected, they actually had other tasks besides preaching.

The quicksand spirit currently only knows about the most recent major event, which is to go to the Wuzhuang Temple on Wanshou Mountain as planned, break the Three Lights and Five Elements Zhenyuan Formation, pull up the ginseng fruit tree inside, and uncover the secrets underground.

"Ginseng fruit tree?"

Zhu Ritian and Sha Dingtian were very surprised by this, obviously they knew it.

The young man, the young dragon, and the monkey who had just finished five hundred years in prison were all confused.

"What the hell is a ginseng fruit tree?" Tang Xuanci asked.

"What a rubbish! This is a treasure. Ginseng fruit is also known as Grass-Returning Pill. Eating one is equivalent to a Sixth Rank Golden Pill. A mid-grade peach can extend the life of a newly condensed Nascent Soul by sixty years."

Pig Day Heavenly Dao:

"That damn Zhang Bairen is up to no good again. He actually wants you to destroy my immortal roots. He's such a scoundrel."

"Oh? Immortality!" The monkey's DNA moved. "Where exactly is the Five-Zhuang Temple on Wanshou Mountain? There's such a good thing!"

Tang Xuanci also said excitedly:

"Eating one can extend your life by sixty years. How many fruits does a tree usually have? How many trees are there in that place?"

He thought to himself, his three best disciples~
A prisoner's time is coming to an end;
One's soul is greatly damaged after death and reincarnation;
One of them had fought several tough battles with the heavenly soldiers and generals, and his life was almost over.

One must replenish one's lifespan to the equivalent of a mortal's youth and adulthood before one's strength can return to its peak.

Isn’t this ginseng fruit just a timely help?
It's unclear what level Pig and Sand were at before, but Monkey is incredibly confident, claiming that as long as he gets back to his peak, he can:
Easily kill the strongest force of the Heavenly Court Army, the Three Great Gods of Sea, Land and Air, Nezha;

Beating up Guanyin is out of the question;

As long as you are careful, you can have a few exchanges with Tathagata and leave whenever you want.

This definitely belongs to the T0 level in the Three Realms... Even if it's a bit exaggerated, it's at least T1, right?
Therefore, giving the monkey the elixir of immortality is undoubtedly the fastest way to improve his strength at the moment.

The monkey also estimated that if it wanted to return to its peak state, it would probably only need to eat 10 Nine-Transformation Golden Pills or purple-striped peaches with yellow cores.

(The data given above did not carefully count the number of peaches in the Heavenly Palace, so it has been revised.)
Is that much?
There are so many damn things!
Even if the Yuanying demon cultivators were to eat sparingly, it would be enough for a family of five to live for 1000 years.

But isn't this the opportunity? Suppose there are ten trees in Wuzhuang Temple.
"There is only one ginseng fruit tree in Wuzhuang Temple." The quicksand spirit replied very humbly.

"I heard that ginseng fruit blooms once every thousand years, bears fruit once every thousand years, and matures once every thousand years. A single tree can only bear 30 fruits at most."

Sha Dingtian lowered his head and said thoughtfully:

“Moreover, this kind of spiritual root has harsh growth conditions and is difficult to cultivate in the Heavenly Palace, and is almost extinct in the lower realms.

"I've only heard that there are two in Dongsheng Shenzhou, but I didn't expect there are also some here."

“妈的，才这么点。”唐玄慈道：“那假设那里有30颗果子，（30×60）/（2^9×10）=35%。就算全给悟空吃了，也只能恢复三成半的实力啊。”

When Zhu Ritian heard this, he immediately muttered to the milk dragon next to him:

"Listen, is this human talk? The monk is so partial. He doesn't consider his later disciples, nor does he think about you. He only wants to give Bi Ma Wen the thirty fruits."

Milk Dragon snorted coldly: "They are in cahoots with each other and are in cahoots with each other."

When Zhu Ganglie heard her say this, he was secretly delighted and felt that the distance between them was closer.

"Your calculations are wrong."

The monkey who is already learning advanced mathematics said:

"The stronger the soul power is, the harder it is to improve. If I could really take 30 Sixth Rank Golden Pills now, I, Old Sun, would probably be able to recover 60% of my strength."

"Okay, okay. I declare that all the ginseng fruits in Wuzhuang Temple belong to us!" Tang Xuanci said, "Don't worry, everyone will definitely get a share. As for how much, we will distribute it according to merit."

The monkey couldn't hold back any longer and looked like he couldn't wait to do it.

Zhu Ritian is also very greedy.

Sha Dingtian frowned and said:
"Master, do you know that the master of Wuzhuang Temple is the ancestor of earthly immortals—Zhen Yuanzi?

“Although he is a wandering immortal outside the Heavenly Court, he has a wide network of contacts and many disciples, and his own magical powers are expected to be no small matter.

"It's definitely not easy to deal with."

Tang Xuanci said nonchalantly:

"No matter how powerful he is, can he be more powerful than Tathagata and the Jade Emperor? Since the Buddhist sect dared to let us do this, they must have made arrangements. There's nothing to be afraid of."

Looking at the quicksand spirit:
"Tell me, how are we going to do this?"

(End of this chapter)