Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 160 Tang Monk Meat

"Three with one, do you want it?"

"fry!"

"King bomb! Three and one again, place an order, do you want one... Hey, a three! Hahahahaha, I'll take it~"

In a small restaurant with no business, the cook, waiters, maids, the proprietress, and a talking yellow dog were gambling around the table.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

A random knock on the door suddenly startled them.

I turned my head suddenly and saw five figures entering the door.

One is handsome, one is thin, one is tall, one is short and strong, and the other one... is the most handsome in the world, and he is a monk.

Ah this?

The five people at the dinner table were collectively shocked, their brains almost shut down, thinking, could these be Tang Seng and his disciples?

We really bumped into each other?
However, their aura was so terrifying that even Tang Xuanci, who was rumored to be a vegetarian and a Buddhist, seemed difficult to deal with...

"Fuck, do you want to do business? Haha, is there any food to eat?" Tang Xuanci asked while spitting out betel nut residue.

The proprietress was the first to come to her senses. She calmed her pounding heart and stood up and replied:

"Yes, yes, please take a seat."

After saying that, he glanced at his companions uneasily and found that the four pairs of eyes, including the big yellow dog's, were full of timidity.

It seems that no one dares to do this.

"My apprentice looks like this, and you are not afraid?" Tang Xuanci pointed at the three monkey brothers.

The restaurant gang was speechless for a moment, only then did they realize that their ambush plan had such a big loophole.

The monkey and Sha Wujing laughed at their silly looks.

"A bunch of idiots." Zhu Wuneng said lazily, glancing at the figures of the proprietress and the little girl. He felt that they were barely passable and he could enter with his eyes closed.

The milk dragon looked sympathetic, thinking, why do you have to pick on them when you can pick on anyone else? You even want to eat this rogue monk. What's the difference between this and a mouse wanting to eat a cat?
The proprietress was stunned for a long time, then said stubbornly:
"Since you have an extraordinary appearance and are a monk, you must be a high-ranking monk.

"Since you are here, we have nothing to fear.

"Oh, please take a seat, we will prepare the vegetarian meal right away."

After saying this, he gave orders while winking, indicating that they should not do this job for now, just serve normal meals and send these evil spirits away first.

The other four nodded without objection and prepared to go into the kitchen.

"Wait a minute~"

Tang Xuanci stopped them and said:

"Who the hell eats vegetarian food? Do we look like vegetarians? I want to eat solid food."

The proprietress was taken aback again, and said with a stiff smile:

"What kind of hearty dish would the monk like to eat? To be honest, our shop isn't very well stocked these days. We only have a few chickens and ducks left in the kitchen."

Tang Xuanci raised his hand and pointed: "Isn't there a dog here? Let's stew it."

Ah this!

eat me?

The yellow dog was so frightened that its demon pill trembled, but it didn't dare to speak. It could only look at its companions for help, and its anthropomorphic expression was very funny.

The proprietress hurriedly said, "This dog... I have raised it since it was a puppy. I cannot bear to kill it. I hope the holy monk will forgive me."

"Can't bear it?"

Tang Xuanci pulled out the Air2 from his waist, slowly pressed the hammer of the revolver, and suddenly stretched out his hand and fired a shot.

The big yellow dog was caught off guard, the soy sauce cake exploded on its head, and it died on the spot.

The other four were terrified, shocked by the power of the Mach bomb and terrified by the cruelty of this holy monk.

But Tang Xuanci laughed and said:
"I'll kill it for you, go stew it."

Look at the three monkey brothers:

"By the way, one dog seems not enough, so I'll cook another one for my apprentices to drink with."

Another shot killed the cook next to the proprietress.

As the big man fell down, his face and limbs changed, becoming extremely hideous and hideous. It turned out that he was a monster using a trick to deceive the eyes.

"Run!"

The remaining three people realized that they had been exposed, and they were so scared that their souls flew away and their legs and feet followed them as they fled towards the back door.

They hadn't run more than ten meters when three streams of mud and sand emerged from the ground, grabbing their ankles like arms. No matter how hard they struggled, they couldn't get free. They could only kneel down and beg for mercy:

"Holy monk, spare my life..."

Tang Xuanci walked over, grabbed the lady boss's hair, and pushed her head roughly:
"Don't you want to eat me?
"I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it!"

The proprietress trembled violently, her face pale:

"Holy monk, sir, I know I was wrong! Please have mercy on us and let us go!"

Tang Xuanci let go and asked:
"Tell me, who told you that eating me would give you immortality?"

The proprietress said:

“I dare not deceive the holy monk.

"This news has recently spread throughout the demon world of Xiniu Hezhou, saying that you are the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, a good man who has not lost his yang energy for ten lifetimes, and that you possess the Nine-Turn Immortality Fruit.

“If I eat a piece of your flesh, I will be immortal.

"So many demons heard the news and wanted to stop you on the road and capture you."

"Haha, this rumor is made up."

Tang Xuanci had actually let the monkey taste his own flesh and blood a long time ago, but at least it had no effect at all for now.

After thinking for a while, he said:

"This is most likely because the Dao Sect saw that I had already arrived in Xiniu Hezhou, and with the three of you protecting me, it would be difficult to capture me and take me to Dongsheng Shenzhou to make pills.

"So if I can't get it, I want to destroy it. I just spread this kind of fake news that's easy to spread, hoping I'll die along the way."

Sha Wujing said, "Master, what you said makes sense."

The monkey asked, "Isn't there any mention of me in the rumors?"

The proprietress said:

"It was mentioned that the holy monk had three disciples with him, one of whom was the Monkey King who caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago."

"Oh? Since you knew I was with this monk, how dare you monsters come up with such a bad idea?"

The proprietress said:

"It's just because the rumor is that the Monkey King was suppressed by the Buddha for five hundred years and he no longer has the magical powers he once had.

“Also, although the holy monk has disciples to protect him, he himself is a mortal being, and can only eat vegetarian food and chant Buddhist scriptures.

"That's why we, the servants, overestimated our own capabilities and wanted to secretly kidnap the holy monk while the disciples weren't paying attention."

When she said this, she felt so regretful that her intestines turned green. She thought to herself that this person was not some good vegetarian who chanted Buddhist scriptures, but a man-eating devil.

If God gave her another chance to start over, she would only say six words to her friends:

Don’t believe rumors and don’t spread rumors!
When the monkey heard the rumors that belittled him, he said angrily:

"Alright, alright, you're saying I'm no longer what I used to be? Then I'll let you ignorant people see how powerful my grandfather is!"

As he said this, he was about to bring up the reason why he beat them with a stick.

Tang Xuanci stopped the monkey and shot the male evil cultivator to death with just one shot. He then asked the two demon women to drag the body of the big yellow dog and the unknown monster into the kitchen to cook.

He also set up a cauldron for alchemy beside the table, piled special wood on it to make a fire, threw the huge yellow-haired rat in, and told them to put in star anise, cinnamon and other seasonings, and start steaming.

Then, he led his comrades to sit around the dinner table and play with their playing cards.

Nailong could no longer bear to see the sound of cards falling on the table, so he verbally refused to play poker with Tang Xuanci anymore, cursed him as "shameless", and went to sit at another table alone.

This left the three disciples confused. Even Zhu Ritian, who claimed to be understanding of women, had no idea what was wrong with her.
"Hehe, leave her alone."

Tang Xuanci smiled and said:
"She said no, but she really liked it. I guess she wants to play it another day and fight her one-on-one with her master."

"Shut up!" the milk dragon cursed.

Tang Xuanci ignored her, tugged at the cards in his hand, and said:
“Right, Ritian.

"You've been stuck in the Xumi Realm since you left Lijiazhuang. You must be very angry, right?
"I think those two demon girls have pretty good figures. You can ask them how much they want later. If they are willing, then I will invite you and Dingtian to play, one for each of you."

Ah this?

Zhu Ritian was stunned at first, then he said righteously: "You can play if you want, but I, Zhu, would never do such a mess!"

Tang Xuanci chuckled, knowing that this guy saw that Nailong did not admit their relationship and seemed to be very repulsed by him, so he still did not give up on her and was pretending to be cool.

Little did he know that Milk Dragon was just saying no.

Sha Wujing was a discerning person and immediately advised:

"Second Brother, I'll go discuss it with them later. If we can reach an agreement, each of us brothers will get one."

"Ahahahaha~"

Tang Xuanci lived in Bengbu, and with a look of admiration in his eyes, he thought to himself, what a talent! No wonder he could work his way up from the grassroots to the position of General Rolling Curtain even without any background.

"Do you want to play or not? A pair of 8s, what if you don't want to?" The monkey became impatient and squatted on the stool to urge.

(End of this chapter)