Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 159 Xi Niu Hezhou
It turned out that the helmet worn by the quicksand spirit was made by Monkey using technology that was a billion times more advanced than Putian's.

While hiding it in the forbidden hoop, it is truly 100% replica, with the size, weight, texture, color and defects being exactly the same.

For this purpose, Sha Dingtian was specially asked to dive to the bottom of the quicksand river to find two materials that could not be woven with monkey hair.

Although they were very wary of monkeys and kept a close eye on Tang Xuanci, they somewhat relaxed their vigilance towards the seemingly "well-behaved and sensible" milk dragon horse.

Last night, when the quicksand spirit was beating Tang Xuanci because his mother was scolded, the milk dragon threw away the one made by his mother and replaced it with the one made of monkey hair.

The Quicksand Spirit has always found it hard to imagine how the Bodhisattva could subdue the Monkey King with just a hoop.
Now it finally understands.

Not only did the restraining hoop take root in the flesh, but it also seemed to emit countless needles, which fiercely pierced into the Niwan Palace and invaded the Yuanshen.

"what!"

The quicksand spirit desperately used the power of its soul to resist, and with both hands it lifted off the tattered helmet and pried open the restraining hoop, trying to break free.

The monkey chanted a spell silently and swung his stick to hit it on the head.

In a panic, the quicksand spirit could only control a skull to fly out to resist.

This time, the stick was just about blocked, but the restraining hoop was also tightly fastened, like a monkey's tight hoop, tightly connected to the soul.

"Om Vairocana Subhātāni Anuttāha Siddhaye Bilibili..."

The monkey chanted the spell crazily as if in revenge!

All nine skulls lost control.

The quicksand spirit fell down with its head in its hands, and every brain cell seemed to be torn apart like a virgin giving birth to a son.

Then, immense pain spread throughout his limbs and bones, which was a million times more torturous than what the monkey had imagined it felt when it recited the spell to tighten the hoop.

"Fuck you, what's wrong with me being a grass mud horse?"

Tang Xuanci blew out the river sand that had choked his bronchus, picked up a falling skull, grabbed it like a bowling ball, walked up to it and smashed it on the head.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..."

Feeling that the skull was not heavy enough, he pulled the stick from the monkey's hand, gathered all his strength, and smashed it hard.

Although the Quicksand Spirit is a demon fairy, according to Beaker's scientific classification of the "combat positioning" of the Three Realms Fairies and Demons -

Warrior, Mage, Assassin, Tank, Shooter, Control

——It leans towards "Mage".

In terms of the strength of the monster body, it is a billion times weaker than Monkey, an assassin with maxed-out tank attributes.

It was difficult for him to cast spells to protect himself at this time, and he was soon beaten with a stick until his head was bleeding.

"Big Brother, please help us quickly. This monster has some magical powers. If the Samadhi Divine Wind blows for a while longer, I'm afraid my sand mirage will shatter and the news will spread."

Sha Dingtian’s shouts came from the sky.

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci thought to himself that Wuneng was truly amazing. Fortunately, out of caution, he had used the forbidden hoop to trap and kill one of them, otherwise something might have gone wrong.

He threw the stick back, "Wukong, go quickly. This fish belongs to the Jade Emperor, keep it for now, and just kill that thing."

The monkey felt the sharp yellow wind and remembered the advice Sha Dingtian had given him in advance. He opened Wu Xuanxiao's Sumeru Ring, took out a wind-fixing bead, and then pulled the stick and flipped into the air.

The magic gourd was completely out of control. Tang Xuanci could no longer gather his magic power under his feet and could no longer stand steadily. He immediately picked up the unconscious yellow sand spirit and straddled the dragon neck next to him that looked like it was carved from ice jade.

"Don't come up!" The milk dragon was not happy and wanted to shake him off.

Tang Xuanci grabbed the dragon's horns and clamped her neck tightly. He leaned over and kissed her soft mane, saying:

"Be good, stop making trouble. The wind and waves are too strong. Let's fly."

"Don't say such disgusting things! It was you, a rogue monk, who took advantage of others that day. Don't mention it again."

"Haha, you say no with your mouth, but your body is very honest? Who was it that day~ Gululu..."

After hearing this, Milk Dragon was so ashamed and angry that he dived into the river and blocked his mouth with water.

In mid-air, with the monkey joining the battle, the Yellow Wind Monster was in danger.

Looking at the Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng and General Juanlian who were besieging it, it had a hundred thousand questions in its mind, but it had no time to think and just wanted to escape.

But Sha Dingtian firmly controlled it from the outside, while Hou Qitian suppressed it head-on. Then, Zhu Ritian unleashed a thunder attack, crippling it and sending it plummeting into the river.

The monkey flashed and swung his stick, grabbing the head.

The Yellow Wind King, famous in the demon world for his "Samadhi Divine Wind", died with hatred in his heart, and was unable to find out the truth about the destruction of his mountain.

……

"I came, I saw, I conquered."

This was the first sentence Tang Xuanci said after setting foot on the land of Xiniu Hezhou.

"Master always speaks so poetically."

Sha Dingtian said this sincerely, and cast a spell to shrink the treasure gourd stranded on the river bank to one and a half meters high, and carried it on his back.

He now transformed into a quicksand spirit with red hair, indigo skin, and a pair of dead fish eyes.

"It doesn't even rhyme, yet it's poetic. I think you're quite good at flattering me. Don't you agree, Lingling?"

Zhu Ritian carried a three-pronged steel fork on his shoulder, and stared at Nailong's ferocious mouth which was tightened by his clothes with his small eyes.

With the help of the monkey, it turned into a tall and sturdy yellow wind monster without any major flaws.

"Hmm." Nailong said perfunctorily, secretly savoring the monk's words again.

At this time, the monkey did two and a half flips in the air and flew back from a distance. It pointed to a low mountain in the sunset and said:

"There's a village near the foot of the mountain, and there are white horses there. I just went over to investigate. Monk, guess what else I found?"

"what?"

The monkey laughed and said:

"A group of demonic cultivators occupied a tavern on a small road not far from the village, disguising themselves as loyal men.

"We actually planned that if we were lucky enough to see a few of us passing by in the next few days, we would try to secretly capture you.

"He also said that eating you would grant me immortality."

When Tang Xuanci heard this, he immediately noticed something unusual and asked:

"What's the level of this group of people?"

"Haha, not even one of them has formed a Dao fetus. You really don't know your place. You can't even beat a mortal monk like you, and you still want to kidnap people right under my nose."

"How could this little Karami think that eating me would make him immortal? Has the rumor about Tathagata eating me spread to the lower realms?"

"I don't know about that, but that's what I heard them say."

"Let's go find them first, and then go into the village to find the horses."

Tang Xuanci said this, turned around and examined the other two disciples, and immediately said dissatisfiedly:

"Wuneng, is that yellow-haired mouse as arrogant as you?
"Also, it's smoking Yellow Crane Tower, what are you smoking, Zhongxihai? Can you be more professional?"

"Why don't you just change your face into a human face right now and let Wukong see if there are any flaws."

Zhu Wuneng stood up a little straighter, tightened his small belly, and complained:

"It's already very painful for me to be transformed into this disgusting appearance. Why change my face to a human one? This is Xiniu Hezhou, not the Tang Dynasty. Why would you be so angry if you just enter the village like this?"

"Xiniu Hezhou... can monsters enter the village at will?" Tang Xuanci asked.

Sha Wujing said:
"Indeed.

“Master, you don’t know that demons are rampant in Xiniu Hezhou. The cost of enforcing the law in the lower realm is very high, so the laws in the region are relatively loose.

"Moreover, even if it violates the Heavenly Law, as long as the crime is not too serious, the City God and the Land God will just turn a blind eye."

So messy?
Tang Xuanci thought to himself:
This is very similar to the place where I went after killing someone in my previous life.

So, he didn't allow Zhu Wuneng to change his face, and the five of them walked westward.

(End of this chapter)