Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 158: You’ve finished reading, right?

"You are right. In ancient times, there was an ocean between the four continents, and in the middle there was a huge Mount Xumi.

"But during the war between all races, the sky collapsed and the earth split, Mount Xumi collapsed, and the four continents and four seas broke apart and drifted. Except for the Dongsheng Shenzhou, the other three continents collided with Mount Xumi, and their directions also changed.

"So, the Southern Continent was moved to the east of the Western Continent, facing the even more easterly Continent of the Gods across the sea.

"Later, during the great war among the heavens, which was also the period of the Conferred Gods War in the mortal realm of Jambudvīpa, the land and sea shifted again, and Mount Xumi completely broke apart.

“When the Heavenly Palace was established, the power of all gods was gathered, the spiritual veins of the three continents were gathered, Mount Xumi was raised to the sky, and the thirty-three-story heavenly palace was built.

"After that, the underworld became what it is today."

"I see."

Tang Xuanci looked up at the dark cloud-covered sky and said thoughtfully:

"If the Heavenly Palace draws the spiritual energy from the three continents up to the sky, will that cause the spiritual energy down there to decrease?"

The monkey said:
"I think so. Anyway, I think the spiritual energy and natural treasures of the three continents of North, South and West are far inferior to those of the Dongsheng Shenzhou where my Huaguo Mountain is located.

"Fuck, this evil Changsheng Zhu Yi!"

"What are you two whispering about? It's already half an hour. Open the sound barrier."

An unpleasant voice suddenly came, interrupting their conversation.

Tang Xuanci and the monkey turned their heads and stared at the Yellow Wind King holding a three-pronged steel fork with resentful eyes.

"Wukong, don't eat this pickled radish. It's grown so big. Is it an ordinary field mouse or a winter-fur mouse? How should we eat it best?"

"I think... I'll boil it with star anise and cinnamon, and then pour some of the soul juice from Gao Laozhuang on it."

"Haha, I thought so too."

The master and disciple smiled at each other, which made the Yellow Wind Monster frown. He transmitted the message again:
"I told you to open the soundproof cover!"

The master and disciple ignored it.

The Yellow Wind Monster narrowed his shining golden eyes, opened his mouth to reveal four white steel teeth, and blew out a gust of wind, instantly breaking the monkey's spell.

The monkey smiled bitterly and didn't get angry.

At this time, the quicksand spirit next to the Yellow Wind Monster suddenly said:
"How strange~"

He propped up the simple helmet on his head with his hand, scanned the surroundings with his round eyes without eyelids, and became alert.

"what happened?"

The Yellow Wind Monster also looked around, and saw nothing but endless waves, so vast and boundless that it seemed as if he could see very far at a glance, but when he looked closely, he could not make out any details.

However, it has lived in Huangfengling for a long time, adjacent to the Liusha River, and it also knows that a special kind of mirage fog is often seen on this river, which is caused by the interaction of the water and soil in the five elements.

They rode on this magic gourd and passed through several areas with thick mirage fog.

"Is the surrounding quicksand mirage too dense? Logically speaking, this kind of thing rarely occurs in this river area."

As the Quicksand Spirit spoke, he glanced at the monkey and Tang Xuanci and asked suspiciously:
"Could this be your doing?"

"Fuck your mother." Tang Xuanci said.

When the Quicksand Spirit heard this, his eyes instantly turned red and he roared angrily:

"I told you not to insult my mother!"

"Fuck~" Tang Xuanci raised his hand and scratched the wound on his face that had not yet healed. He smiled at it and said, "Fuck you!"

With a bang, the gourd swayed violently at both ends.

The quicksand spirit leaped to Tang Xuanci's side, knocked him into the river in just two rounds, and then pounced on him.

The monkey, as a result of the golden hoop curse, was lying on the gourd.

It turned out that this quicksand spirit respected his mother so much that he could not tolerate any particle containing the word "ma".

Tang Xuanci had discovered this characteristic of it a long time ago, but he ignored its protests. Last night on the bank of the Liusha River, it was beaten up by it because it kept spitting foul language.

The water in the Quicksand River is very strange.

Tang Xuanci was in the middle of it, feeling as if he was being pulled by a huge gravitational force, and also as if he was in mid-air, floating lightly with nowhere to gain support, making it impossible for him to fly.

The quicksand demon was like a fish in water. It grabbed him and beat him up, then caused a stream of water to choke his nose, then picked up the gourd and threw it heavily.

"Hey, huh, if you dare, kill me." Tang Xuanci wiped the blood and sand off his face and chanted: "Fuck the hell out of you, fuck ...

"You useless bastard who only relies on the Buddha's grace, stop being so arrogant or I'll tear your mouth apart!"

The quicksand spirit said this and wanted to take action again.

The Yellow Wind Monster quickly grabbed it and said:
"This monk is a piece of crap, don't bother with him.

"You said the surrounding situation was abnormal. Just now you chanted the spell to tighten the hoop, but the mirage became even thicker. It's obviously not the monkey's doing.

"Although this is an area you are familiar with, the people of the Dao Sect have great magical powers, so we should be careful and on guard."

After hearing this, the Quicksand Spirit snorted angrily, raised his hand to straighten the helmet made by his old mother, and left Tang Xuanci alone.

Then, one of them stood on the upper and lower parts of the gourd, alert to any movements around and underwater.

Not long after they started walking, something strange happened.

Ahead, the river surface was surging like ridges and mountains, and a demon king, covered in sand armor and a sand helmet, emerged with a crash. Wuneng and Wujing's faces changed. Just as they were about to question him, they heard the demon king roar:
"Leave Monk Tang here and I'll spare your lives!"

Then it attacked with ten tornadoes of water.

At the same time, a ray of light suddenly burst out from the extremely turbid river, and in an instant it came from far away, broke through the water, and rushed towards Tang Xuanci.

The Yellow Wind Monster standing next to Tang Xuanci didn't have time to think about it, and only said:
"Protect this monk!"

His figure disappeared from the spot, like a gust of wind, and rushed towards the dazzling ball of light, using a three-pronged steel fork to repel the newcomer.

With the force of the recoil, the Yellow Wind Monster twisted its body and soared into the air.
——He made hand gestures with his left hand, chanted a magic spell, turned around quickly, and blew away the tornado water column that was coming all over the sky.

In an instant, a yellow dust storm blew up out of nowhere, changing the color of the sky and the earth, and causing the sand river to flow backwards!

Ten powerful tornadoes of water suddenly stopped in the wind, dispersing into water vapor and dust from the outside to the inside, and flew backwards 180,000 miles away.

Even the sand armor on the demon king's body could not withstand the wind. It seemed to accelerate the rock weathering process by a billion times and quickly disintegrated.

However, as the Demon King held a long staff in both hands to resist, a completely different color of gray sand quickly condensed into a shield, blocking a small area of ​​yellow wind.

Another flash of lightning appeared, and the person who had been repelled before gave up Tang Xuanci and flew into the air, attacking the Yellow Wind Monster from behind.

The Yellow Wind Monster quickly changed the finger gestures of his left hand and let out a loud shout, immediately reversing the direction of the wind, causing the strange wind around his body to change rapidly, twisting the direction of the lightning and causing it to dodge.

The Sand Armor Demon King took the opportunity to approach, and together with his accomplices, attacked the Yellow Wind Monster from both sides, fighting in the wind.

"What a Samadhi Divine Wind~"

The monkey leaned his hands against the ceiling and looked upwards, his fiery eyes narrowed into slits due to the aftereffects of being refined in the Bagua furnace.

The white horse has turned into a milk dragon... probably the kind without milk.

Tang Xuanci held Long Lin and staggered.

Fortunately, the quicksand spirit sacrificed all nine skulls on his waist and surrounded the magic gourd to stabilize the waves, so that he could stand firm.

Looking at the Sand-Armored Demon King in the air, the Quicksand Spirit suddenly felt that he was very similar to General Juanlian who had served as an official in the Quicksand River Region, but he did not dare to confirm it.

However, only a second later, a distorted cry was heard floating on the wind:

"Shangbaoqinjinba, this is actually the Marshal Tianpeng!"

Ah this! ?
The pig demon that blew up Huangfeng Ridge is still alive!

What about the other one? Could it be the General Curtain-Pulling who appeared in Wuxianling not long ago?

This is because after it became the Yellow Wind Monster's apprentice, its first task was to interrogate the master, the eldest brother and a horse, so it is quite sensitive to these two people.

At this moment, it was startled and its heart sank, and it immediately looked at Tang Xuanci and the monkey.

The master and the disciple were both grinning from ear to ear.

One has jagged teeth and looks hideous and ferocious.

A woman with bright eyes and white teeth, as glorious as the autumn chrysanthemum.

But all of this made the Quicksand Spirit even more suspicious. It stared at the monkey, gathered some of the floating skeleton magic weapons around it, and asked:
"Why did the Pig Demon and Juanlian come here?"

Tang Xuanci said, "Of course I'm here to deal with you. Are you really here to arrest me?"

The monkey smiled even more, raised his hand and pulled out the stick from his ear.

The Quicksand Spirit's expression changed drastically, and he immediately recited the Tightening Curse, intending to knock down the monkey first, and then repel the enemy together with the Yellow Wind Monster...

"Wukong, don't eat this pickled radish. It seems like it's cursing you again."

"That's right, it's cursing me, Old Sun."

"Then doesn't your head hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt~"

The two masters looked at each other and burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Ah hehehehehehe..."

One leaned forward and backward, slapping the dragon's milk; the other fell down with his belly in laughter, rolling on the ground.

Ah this?

The quicksand spirit, who was still mechanically chanting the spell, felt his brain almost shrink when he saw this. He thought anxiously:
what happened?

Was it installed before?
How is it possible that the mantra passed down by the Bodhisattva is ineffective?!
In an instant, he was sweating profusely and his steps gradually retreated, ready to jump into the river at any time.

The monkey jumped up with a somersault, trying hard to suppress his smile, and looked at it and said:

"You've finished reading, right? Then it's my turn!"

Ah this?

The quicksand spirit was confused again, his head was buzzing, and he had no idea what this meant.
In that brief moment of daze.

It only felt that the helmet sewn by its old mother suddenly tightened, and then a hard ring-shaped object burst the helmet shell and tightly wrapped around its head.

And this is exactly the forbidden hoop that Xiong Ba wore.

(End of this chapter)