Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 157 Wuneng is here again

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The space of Lingxiao Palace is extremely high and vast. Even if the giant spirit stands upright, he cannot touch the magnificent dome of the starry sky above.

At this time, the Jade Emperor sat on the Nine Dragon Gilded Throne, wearing a crown with twelve tassels on his head, and his eyes behind the hanging beads were slightly sad.

The atmosphere in the hall was noisy, and the words were full of high-level slander, accusations, sarcasm, ridicule and attacks on immortal bodies.

It echoes what the five-star general said—

People always overestimate the strong and beautiful people who are out of their reach...in fact, their shit also stinks.

"When the Yellow Crow disaster occurred, Tang Xuanci and his companions were all within a thousand miles. They must be related to this incident."

A Doubu Star Lord said sternly:

"Moreover, Sun Wukong claimed that the suffering of the people in Yellow Wind Ridge was caused by the pig demon's evil magic that exploded his body.

"Since it had already self-destructed and died, how come the same thing happened again in Wuxianling?
"This shows that the demon monkey is lying and has committed the crime of deceiving God."

The Pleiades Rooster Path of the Twenty-Eight Mansions:
"Jitu Xingjun is wrong. If it's an evil skill, it doesn't necessarily mean that only the pig demon can do it. Besides, what Sun Wukong saw was just the appearance. Perhaps the pig demon used some kind of magic weapon."

A great regional god who came to heaven from Xizhou to report on his duties said:

"The Maori Star Officer is still sensible."

"Unlike some people with ulterior motives who just make random accusations.

"Tang Xuanci is just a mortal, and he has to preach on his way west. The disaster at Erling happened only a month ago in the mortal world. How far can they go?"

"That's right~"

A goddess with eagle wings on her back immediately echoed this, saying sarcastically:
"And 'there must be a connection within a thousand miles'? Why don't you just say that if they're in the same three realms, they must be connected? That's ridiculous!"

"Hahahahahaha," a Taoist master said with a forced smile, "Tang Xuanci is just an ordinary person? This is probably the most ridiculous thing."

"Yeah~"

A fire god said this and immediately activated his magic weapon to create an image recorded by his clairvoyance.

I saw a naked monk flying close to the ground.

Seeing this unique and extraordinary skill of the Three Realms again, even many gods who had never spoken before were silent, some couldn't help laughing, and some whispered to each other.

The Fire God looked at the image and said:
“This Tang Xuanci is not only able to move at the speed of a Nascent Soul cultivator, but his Buddhist teachings are also profound and unfathomable.

"First, at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, with just a few words, he enlightened Sun Wukong, who was causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

“Later on in Black Wind Mountain, he seemed to have accepted a demon king as his disciple.

“And the day before yesterday, I arrived at the Flowing Sand River area and converted the Yellow Wind King and the Flowing Sand King, naming them Wuneng and Wujing, and accepting them as my disciples.

"I think this 'mortal monk' will continue westward, and will probably recruit more old demons and monsters as his fifth, sixth, and tenth disciples... and eventually lead a large army of demons back to the Tang Dynasty to spread the scriptures."

Upon hearing this, many immortals and gods looked surprised.

The Eagle God said, "Bullshit! This is nothing but alarmist talk!"

"How dare you! How can you be so presumptuous in Lingxiao Palace!"

"The demon race is the demon race. Even if they cultivate to become immortals, they are still crude and vulgar."

"What do you mean by that? Do you look down on us demons?"

"We're talking about Tang Xuanci now, don't change the subject!"

"What's so strange about Tang Xuanci accepting several disciples? Your sect is preaching in the Southern Continent, enlightening one after another, and you have countless magic weapons in your hands. How can you explain this?"

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The atmosphere became even more tense, and it felt like it was possible for the war of words to escalate into a physical conflict.

The Jade Emperor, who was sitting high in the center, did not try to stop it. He had a frown on his face and looked helpless.

Below him sat the Old Man of the South Pole and the Four Imperial Immortal Emperors.

Among them was Emperor Gou Chen, whose son had died, but he just closed his eyes and rested, as if waiting for something.

After a while, a notification sounded outside the palace gate:
"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Zun is here to see you outside the palace."

Upon hearing this well-known name, the hall suddenly became quiet.

"Summon him quickly." said the Jade Emperor.

Then, several figures walked into the hall one after another.

Lei Zun, who was walking in the front, looked like a teenager, but his long hair was already half white. His expression was majestic without being angry, which made the other immortals feel afraid.

Among the thunder gods following behind, there was a gibbon monkey, who was the main general responsible for capturing Sha Dingtian.

At that time, he was also in a corner of the mountain sealing formation in Wuxianling, but he was much farther away from the center of the nuclear explosion than Master Guan, so he was not seriously injured.

Emperor Gou Chen opened his eyes, first glanced at the beautiful woman in white beside him who looked both Buddhist and lustful, and then looked at Lei Zun who walked in front of the Jade Emperor.

Lei Zun simply bowed and said bluntly:
“Great Celestial Lord.

"The Yellow Crow disaster has caused great devastation to the people, hundreds of casualties to the heavenly soldiers and generals, and a huge hidden danger that must be thoroughly investigated.

"As for Tang Monk, we can refrain from interfering with his journey westward until we have proof, but we must investigate." Emperor Gou Chen also spoke.

“What Lei Zun said is that we can find out if there is any problem with Tang Sanzang and his disciples by checking.

“Also, the Heavenly Law’s definition of transcendence is gradually being completed and is not eternal.

"Now that an exception has occurred, it should be corrected in a timely manner."

As he spoke, he glanced at Guanyin meaningfully.

"Amitabha~"

Guanyin said lightly:

“What Lei Zun said is true.

"The Yellow Crow disaster occurred in the land that I protect, and it has repeatedly threatened the lives of the holy monks of Buddhism. I will definitely investigate thoroughly."

As he spoke, he also looked at Emperor Gou Chen.

The smiling eyes suddenly became cold, and Emperor Gou Chen seemed to be overturned by the power of the sea. He couldn't help but feel shocked and frightened.

Lei Zun ignored Guanyin's words and just looked at the Jade Emperor, as if waiting for his decision.

The Jade Emperor finally groaned for a moment, stroked his long black beard, and said:

"What do you think, Immortal Lords?"

And these seven words were his most frequent words in Lingxiao Palace, without a doubt.

After an unknown amount of time, the court finally adjourned.

As soon as Guanyin left Lingxiao Palace, she called Mu Zha and instructed him:
“Tang Xuanci will soon be listed as a casual cultivator.

"Moreover, the Thunder Department's investigation is inevitable. By then, both the Buddhist and Taoist sects will have deployed personnel to secretly monitor Tang Xuanci and his disciples together with the Thunder Department.

"Quickly inform Wuneng and Wujing about this matter and have them keep a close eye on him so he doesn't get picked on again.

"That monkey has a proud and eccentric personality. I never thought that he would be in the same boat with Tang Xuanci. It's really strange.

"Send someone to Tianmu Mountain and deliver this letter to the Holy Mother. Ask her to find out the truth about Tang Xuanci and his disciples before the Thunder Tribe is dispatched, and to find out how they are involved in the Yellow Crow disaster.

"As for my master and the people from Lingshan, I'm afraid it's inconvenient for me to go there in person."

Mu Cha took the letter and immediately flew out of the West Heaven Gate, going to the lower world ahead of his master.

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"Eight hundred worlds of quicksand, three thousand deep waters, goose feathers cannot float, reed catkins will sink to the bottom."

This poem is well-known in the Liusha River area and does not use any exaggerated rhetoric.

The width of the Liusha River from east to west is eight hundred miles, and its length from north to south is immeasurable. If the entire Chang'an is placed in the middle, it can only be called a small island.

Goose feathers sink when they touch water; no ordinary wood can float on the surface of a river.

Therefore, this dividing river between Xiniuhezhou and Nanshanbuzhou has become a major barrier to friendly exchanges between the two places.

"Wukong~
"Why is Southern Continent to the east of Western Continent, and just across this river?
"According to historical records, shouldn't the four continents be separated by oceans?"

Tang Xuanci and the monkey sat on the "upper belly" of a giant red gourd, their bodies swaying with the waves of the quicksand river.

In addition to the milk dragon horse, there are also two demons standing on the "belly" of the red gourd.

A yellow-haired rat demon weighing three thousand kilograms, with the Buddhist name: Wuneng.

A green-scaled crucian carp monster weighing 500 kilograms, with the Buddhist name: Wujing.

That’s right, before the body of the previous Wuneng was cold, Buddhism not only sent another Wuneng, but also sent another Wujing.

The bad news is:

They both know how to chant the spell to tighten the headband, and are a billion times more rude than Xiong Ba.

He chanted a spell to check their identities right away, then frantically taught Tang Xuanci and the monkey what to do, keeping a close eye on them 24 hours a day, not even allowing them to whisper, let alone get a foot wash or massage.

What's worse is that they brought Tang Xuanci the news that Yin Kaishan was critically ill and said that the monks of Hongfu Temple were trying to find a way to treat him.

The threat contained therein is self-evident.

Beaker had said earlier that although Tang Xuanci held something that was very important to Buddhism, he could only threaten by committing suicide.

This is equivalent to playing Landlord, where all you have in your hand except the royal bomb are small cards.

The opponent can test the situation step by step within a safe range, but you can't just explode when you see a one-on-three situation, which is very passive.

The current "Yin Kaishan is critically ill" is a test within a safe range.

In this regard, Tang Xuanci could only feel helpless and furious, and it was impossible for him to commit suicide directly because of this.

The good news is:

The curse has been broken by Beaker.

(End of this chapter)