Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 156 The Five Great Saints
"Master, I don't know about this." The Curtain-Pulling General replied.

Tang Xuanci was a little disappointed, but not much.

After all, this is the highest secret of Buddhism. How could it be easily known by outsiders? I believe that even the top leaders of Taoism may not fully understand it.

At this time, the head under the monkey's feet struggled violently, as if it wanted to say something.

Tang Xuanci signaled the monkey to let go of Lord Guan.

"Tang Monk!"

Guan Shengdijun listened carefully to the words just now. He seemed to have calmed down a little at this moment. He stared at Tang Xuanci with his undamaged single eye and said:

“If you think the Buddha is trying to harm you, why not follow me to the Heavenly Palace, tell the truth, and cooperate with the Thunder Department to find out the truth.

“This matter is of grave importance, and the death of Shengfo is appalling.

"If the Buddha is truly the culprit, and you were forced to resist, perhaps Heaven can pardon your guilt."

Tang Xuanci laughed:

"Hahahahaha, are you fucking kidding me?
"If I go to heaven with you, what's the difference between that and the peaches waiting to be picked in the Peach Garden?
"At least Buddhism can still protect me now. What good will it do me if I try to discredit Tathagata or force him into a corner?
"Besides, the Heavenly Court is nothing. They even pardon crimes. Is it your turn to convict me?"

Guan Shengdijun asked angrily, "Then what do you want?"

Tang Xuanci said:

"What is your intention?
"Haha, just watch carefully.

"I won't kill you. If I ever need you, I might even let you go and give you a chance to report back."

After saying this, he turned to look at the three disciples he had just accepted and said:
"Xiaosha.

"No matter what you thought when you became my disciple, you should now be clear about what I am going to do in the Western Paradise, right?
"Whoever wants to eat me, I will eat him..."

Ah this?

If he gets ruthless, he'll even eat the Buddha?

Milk Dragon looked at the man and couldn't help but think of the question he asked himself before playing poker.

The soul of the dragon clan was inexplicably throbbing.

Imagine if all dragons from all corners of the world were like him...with "energy".

Will dragon meat still be included in the menu of the Heavenly Palace?

Will dragon scales still be used as materials for armor?

Will the Dragon Girl become a marriage offering to the higher-level immortals and gods?
The drunk lives, the sober dies.

The drunk lives in slavery, the sober dies fighting.

Being young and frivolous, didn't she want to wake up all the dragons pretending to sleep, rush out of the dark seabed, and take back the sky that once belonged to her?

As Tang Xuanci spoke, his emotions gradually became more and more excited, as if he was possessed by a failed artist.

"...Now, I will give you another chance to choose.

"Did he run away on his own and become a fugitive from the old heaven?

"Or will you follow me and become a founding father of the new Heaven?"

Ah this! ?
This brat actually wants to build a new heaven like the immortal Huang Jiao?

Upon hearing this, Guandi was finally certain that Tang Xuanci was not joking and was really planning to destroy Lingshan and attack the Heavenly Palace.

Think about the Yellow Horned Immortal, the leader of the Five Elders of the Five Directions, who could summon the wind and rain and turn beans into soldiers, but in the end, he ended up in complete defeat and had a hasty end.

Where did this mere ordinary monk get the confidence to try to shake a tree with his own strength?
Tang Xuanci left the equally stunned general behind, raised his head, and muttered to himself while gazing at the sky:

"The Three Realms are so beautiful that even immortals, Buddhas, gods and demons would compete to show their admiration.

“In the past, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother had slightly less magical powers;
“World Honored Dao Ancestor, your energy is not high.

"The Great Immortal Huang Jiao, the elder of the Central Sect, only knows a few moves.

"We are all dead. When the heavens fall, I will sit in the sky."

Hearing this crazy statement.

Even the monkey couldn't help but comment: How wet, why didn't I write it five hundred years ago?

For some reason, Guandi Emperor had an image of a mat weaver and shoe seller in his mind... He was in a daze, as if he had been in another world.

A monkey, a pig, a dragon, and a human head all looked up along with Tang Xuanci.

Under the shining golden sun, the sky seemed to have completely awakened.

After silence.

Juanlian expressed his intention and said that he had sincerely wanted to become a disciple before.

He also said that there would be no more Curtain-Pulling Generals in the future, only the master's three disciples. Regardless of their sect, he hoped that the master would give them a name.

Tang Xuanci laughed inwardly, thinking fiercely, "You're smart enough to choose a wide road instead of walking to a dead end."

He asked him to get up first, and then Tang Xuanci asked the monkey to wake up Wu Xuanxiao who was on the ground.

This guy had been frightened by the 尜伊卍, and he also knew that the four masters and apprentices in front of him were all lawless lunatics, and killing him would be like a piece of cake.

He just wanted to beg for mercy now, without suffering any pain, and just like pouring beans out of a bamboo tube, he told everyone about the magic weapons on his body and the method of opening a space ring.

"Very good, you can die peacefully now."

Tang Xuanci announced calmly and pulled the milk dragon over.

"No, don't kill me, let me go, I will agree to any conditions!"

Wu Xuanxiao looked at the bitch dragon that he had trampled under his feet before. There was no greed in his eyes anymore, only fear. He threatened again:
"If you kill me, the entire West Sea Dragon Clan will suffer..."

Without hesitation, Nailong used the Ningyin Pearl to transform into an ice spear again. Under the angry gaze of Guandi, he pierced his dantian and destroyed his consciousness.

"Okay, from now on, we are all comrades.

"Master Guan is watching here. Now, all the mortals who have sworn brotherhood like to worship him.

"Anyone who dares to have a different intention will be punished by heaven and earth!"

Tang Xuanci took out another cigarette and distributed it to everyone, even deliberately throwing one to Master Guan.

Guan Shengdijun felt extremely humiliated and almost exploded with anger. He shouted angrily:
"You evil demons, stop being so rampant, you will be punished by heaven from now on!"

Tang Xuanci laughed out loud and disagreed.

Suddenly remembering that the third disciple had just asked for a name, he thought it would be nice to add some sense of ceremony, so he brought it up and said that he would give one to the second disciple as well.

He thought for a moment and decided that the pseudonyms he and Monkey had used before were the best, so he applied them directly and said:
"Anal fissure, didn't you say you wanted to fuck the Jade Emperor's mother?
"Then I will grant you a Dharma name, 'Ritian'.

"When we fight the Heavenly Court in the future, you will be named 'Sun Heaven Great Sage'."

Oh? The monkey frowned, thinking, "Isn't this the name my clone often uses when doing business? How could it be used by this guy?"

The others were stunned, feeling that this name was really... difficult to evaluate.

Zhu Ganglie felt that this not only ruined his image and seriously hindered his chances of picking up girls, but also made him vulnerable to being beaten in the future. He immediately quit and complained:

"Ugh, what a vulgar name! Great Sage! It seems even more perverse than that monkey. I, the old pig, don't want it. You should give it to Lao Sha."

Tang Xuanci tried his best to suppress his laughter and scolded:

"Master has bestowed upon you a Dharma name, how can you refuse it?

"From now on I'll call you Pig Ritian. Isn't that a thousand times better than Pig Anal Fissure?
"Great Sage Ritian, isn't this a billion times more awesome than Marshal Tianpeng?"

Then he ignored Zhu Ritian who wanted to argue and said to his third disciple:
"Master will also grant you a Dharma name, 'Dingtian,' and you will be named 'Dingtian Great Sage.'"

"Thank you, Master." Sha Dingtian immediately thanked him, his attitude as if he had found a treasure, and his eyes were determined to join the party.

Tang Xuanci became excited and looked at Nailong again. Without saying anything, he gave her the awesome title of Long Aotian.

However, it was slightly adjusted and changed to the "ao" in "ao zhan", and the title was: Aotian Dasheng.

Finally, he named himself: The Great Sage of Exploding Heaven.

The monkey's face grew darker as he listened, and he finally couldn't hold it in any longer and asked, "Monk, what about me?"

"Aren't you called the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?" Tang Xuanci asked.

The monkey bared its teeth and jumped down from the rock:
"Each of you is either blowing up the sky or destroying it, but I, Old Sun, am only as tall as the sky. Isn't that several heads shorter than you?!"

Pig Day Heavenly Dao:

"Haha, that's right. Didn't you name the Monkey King yourself? You can only blame the monk for being a genius at naming. You can't be better than him."

Although Nailong was very dissatisfied with "Long Aotian", he was happy now and smiled, which made Zhu Ritian confused.

Seeing the monkey's unhappy face, Tang Xuanci realized that he had neglected it. He quickly thought of a way and immediately put his arm around its shoulders to comfort it:
"Don't worry, Wukong. I just called you the Great Sage of Heaven, but I didn't mean 'Qi' as in 'neat and orderly', I meant 'Qi' as in 'riding a horse'."

"Oh? The Great Sage?"

The monkey muttered it several times, and felt that the name was extremely domineering, even better than "Exploding the Sky" and "Sunking the Sky".

Finally, he smiled happily and jumped back to the top of the rock, unruly and reckless:
"Okay, okay.

"From now on, I, Sun, will be the Great Sage Riding the Sky!

"Ah hehehehehehe..."

Witnessed by Lord Guan, the five great saints concluded their first gang meeting on May 21, the 14th year of Zhenguan.

The goal of "destroying Lingshan first and then attacking Heaven" was made clear, and the internal unity was renewed.

There is a poem in later generations as evidence:

The northwest wind and sand roll up the sky, and the southeast is filled with mushroom smoke.

Who would believe that the passer-by back then wanted to exchange the fairyland for the human world?
(End of this chapter)