Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 155 Walking Peach Garden
The monkey and Tang Xuanci already had some tacit understanding, and thought that this was a way to extract information, so he did not interrupt and directly blew a breath of fairy air to Guandi.

Immediately, a stream of green lightning and fire shot out from the burned head, which then stood upright in the air, glaring at Tang Xuanci:

"Shuzi!
"You call yourself a holy monk, but you act like a demon, killing immortals and gods, and harming all living beings. Such sins are intolerable to heaven.

"What's the point of going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures and save all living beings? I see Buddhism as a place that harbors filth and dirt.

"And you, you demon monkey!
"Five hundred years ago, God spared your life, but now you are willing to..."

Before he could finish his words, the monkey jumped up and kicked him hard into the sand, cursing:

“Spare your mother’s head.

"Five hundred years ago, the Jade Emperor sentenced me to be hacked with swords, chopped with axes, stabbed with spears, gouged with swords, burned with divine fire, and struck with heavenly thunder. Which of these did I not suffer?

"As a result, the gods ignored the law and resorted to lynching me. They threw me into the Eight Trigrams Furnace and refined me for forty-nine days.

"The Heavenly Court can't kill me, but it can't spare me!"

Hearing such arrogant words, Zhu Ganglie, whose eyes were already full of resentment, could not help but complain:

"You're lucky. In the past, the Heavenly Punishment only considered the quantity, not the result. If they said there would be three hundred Mysterious Thunders, then they would strike three hundred times.

"Would you try again now?

"I'll just sentence you to annihilation, can you still survive it?"

General Juanlian said:
"Hey~ Second Brother.

"That being said, how many immortals and gods can withstand the extreme punishment prescribed by the law?
"I heard that Senior Brother endured eight thousand Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder strikes alone. He truly has an indestructible body."

"Alright," Tang Xuanci lit a cigarette. "Let this Master Guan listen first. Xiaosha, tell me, what is Tathagata's real purpose in seeking the scriptures for me?"

Looking at his master who was smoking, General Juanlian was not sure whether he really wanted to know or was just asking knowingly to test him.

After a little consideration, he said:

"As far as I know, there are three different versions of the story in the Heavenly Palace regarding Master's journey to obtain the scriptures.

"One is to save all living beings, and the other is entrusted by the Tang King to go to the West to seek the Buddha's teachings;

"Secondly, as the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, he must rely on the merits of the Eastern Buddhist teachings to achieve enlightenment;

"Third... having been deceived or forced by the Buddha, he will enter the 'Four Mysterious Lotus Ponds' of the Western Heaven and use his body as medicine to refine the Golden Pond of Immortality, which he will then share with the demons under the Buddha's command."

Ah this? Ah this? Ah this? !
The monkey, the pig, and the dragon all looked horrified and turned to look at Tang Xuanci.

His face remained calm and he continued to smoke calmly; but he was very honest inside, with a thousand horses running wildly inside him.

In fact, he was almost 90% convinced of the third theory, thinking it was very strange. The thing that broke the seal of the spirit hoop was probably related to the method of immortality.

The monkey quickly asked:

"You said Tathagata wanted to use this monk to make an elixir of immortality?

"But he only has a few hundred pounds of flesh and no magical power in his body. How many peaches or golden pills can he be compared to?
"As the Buddha, why would you bother with this?"

The Curtain Roller looked at Tang Xuanci again, and then said:
“Big Brother, you don’t know.

“It is said that the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha is gifted with extraordinary talents, has profound Buddhist knowledge, and has mastered the art of reincarnation and immortality. He is the only person in the Three Realms who can achieve eternal life without taking the elixir of life.

“But I don’t know whether this is a rumor or true.

“I have heard that every time the Holy Buddha enters the cycle of reincarnation, his power is like the golden elixir in the Eight Diagrams furnace, and his power rises to a higher level.

"After one transformation of the Golden Elixir, the Nascent Soul can only extend its lifespan by two years; after nine transformations of the Golden Elixir, the Nascent Soul can extend its lifespan by over five hundred years.

"And since the reincarnation of Jin Chan, he has gone through nine reincarnations.

"Master is the tenth reincarnation, and he possesses the Nine-turn Immortality Fruit. If it is refined with the right method, it can extend the lifespan of all the monsters in the West by a hundred years."

Ah this?

A walking Peach Garden! ?
A monkey, a pig and a dragon were stunned and turned to look at Tang Xuanci again.

The monkey couldn't help but ask, "What if we don't refine it and just eat it directly?"

"Wukong, fuck your mother." Tang Xuanci couldn't stand it anymore.

"I'm just asking, I won't eat you." The monkey said meaningfully:
"Besides, you look just like an ordinary person now. I guess that Nine Revolutions Longevity Fruit is sealed. Eating your flesh is useless."

At this time, Zhu Ganglie seemed to remember something and said:
“Before I was banished to the lower realms, I seemed to have heard some rumors.

"It is said that three hundred years ago, the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha did not pass away due to mistakes in his cultivation, nor was he killed by the Taoist sect. Instead, he contradicted the Buddha at the Ullambana Festival and was murdered by the Buddha.

"Could it be that Tathagata used it to make a golden soup and distributed it to the Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and monsters.

"Look, this monkey did something wicked five hundred years ago and ruined all the peaches and golden elixirs in heaven.

"Even the worst peaches take three thousand years to ripen, and the golden elixir requires countless heavenly and earthly treasures to be refined.

“After this incident, even the Dao Sect had to tighten their belts to survive.

"That Huangji Huangjiao Great Immortal in the Central Realm (one of the Five Elders of the Five Directions) couldn't make ends meet, so he led his band of immortals and gods to cause chaos. He claimed that the Heavens were dead and that he wanted to create a new Heaven.

“The Buddhist sect’s foundation is no more profound than theirs, and they are connected with a large group of powerful demons and old monsters, each of whom is more vicious than the group of immortals led by Huang Jiao Daxian.

"If there were no other way to prolong life, how could I have survived peacefully until now?"

This TM... actually dates back to five hundred years ago?

Tang Xuanci couldn't help but think:
How can we explain the fact that the monkey overturned the entire heaven's dining table with his own strength?

After all, it's just a monkey, not a crow. Is it that awesome?

The water here is too deep!
The curtain-roller said:

"Second Brother, there are indeed rumors as you guessed.

"The Daoist sect is now throwing out all sorts of evidence, trying to combine the 'fall of the Holy Buddha three hundred years ago' and the 'turmoil in the six reincarnations in the underworld twenty years ago' into a joint investigation, advocating that the master suspected of being the 'reincarnation of the Golden Cicada' be brought to heaven first.

"Naturally, the Buddhist community categorically denied this, denouncing those with ulterior motives who continue to slander Buddhism and continue to spread these poisonous words. They also forcefully declared:

“Although Master is not the reincarnation of Jin Chan, he is a disciple of Buddhism. Now he is even a renowned holy monk in the world. His influence is unprecedented and he is very important to Buddhism.

“If you detain the holy monk based solely on rumors and disregard the heavenly rules and missionary agreements, Buddhism will absolutely not agree.

"Other factions also have their own ideas about this, and every time there's a court meeting, they always argue fiercely in the High Heaven Palace.

“The current situation has arisen due to the stalemate among various parties.

“Although the Daoist sect covets the Nine-Transformation Longevity Fruit and wants to cause civil unrest in the West, they dare not openly attack Master and the Buddhist sect and become the target of public criticism for provoking war.

“Although the Buddhist sect urgently needs to refine the Nine-Transformation Longevity Fruit, Wan dared not admit this and directly captured the master and took him to the lotus pond for refinement.

"Otherwise, the support Golden Cicada Saint Buddha enjoys in the Western Paradise alone is enough to cause internal strife within the Buddhist community."

At the end, he clasped his hands together and added to Tang Xuanci:
"Master, the above is just what I heard. There is no actual evidence. I dare not speculate on the truth."

Tang Xuanci took a deep breath of cigarette, holding it in his lungs, and said in his heart, "Fuck!" He wanted to use only four words to summarize his words -

Very! Beaver!
No wonder the Taoist sect also wants to trick me into going to Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Moreover, the Buddhist sect was anxious to get me out of Chang'an, but the Taoist sect was not in a hurry at all and just wanted me not to go to the West first.

Everything is beaver.

What more evidence do you need for this?
Even if we find the best writers and screenwriters, they can't come up with such perfect logic.

So, that's the truth.

It's confirmed. That grandson of Tathagata came to deceive me and force me to go to heaven. It turns out he wanted to cook and eat me.

Okay, okay, then let’s see who eats whom in the end! ?
Tang Xuanci thought about it, crushed the cigarette butt into pieces, and blew out two streams of smoke from his nostrils.

Then, with his eyes showing three parts curiosity, three parts excitement, and four parts devilish charm, he also asked the same question as the monkey:

"If I really am that longevity fruit, and I have released the seal later.

"What if I don't go to the West Heaven to cook it, but just cut a piece of meat for you three brothers to eat?

"Can it extend your lifespan by hundreds of years?"

Ah this?
The three disciples and Nailong were all stunned. Looking at his crazy eyes, they thought, what a guy, when he gets so cruel, he won't even let go of his own flesh?
I really want to treat myself as the Peach Garden, and sell my meat by the pound in the future?
(End of this chapter)