Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 154 Why do we have to seek the scriptures?

Morning mist and wind and sand filled the canyon.

The monkey held a human head in his left arm and a Green Dragon Crescent Blade in his right hand, and was the first to climb up to the highest gap on the wind-eroded cliff.

The two junior brothers followed shortly afterwards.

One of them was carrying the unconscious Wu Xuanxiao, and the other was holding his sleeping old lover.

"Okay, let's rest here."

The monkey jumped onto a big rock, put the stick into his ears, narrowed his fiery eyes into lines, and looked into the southeast with a happy mood.

General Juanlian couldn't help but look back, and saw:

In the distance, a mushroom cloud stood up.

The top meets the morning glow, reflecting the orange-red folds, like the embers of an unextinguished charcoal fire.

"What kind of magic weapon is so terrifying?"

He sighed inwardly, and couldn't help but think of a Pingtan song that had been circulating recently. Xiaoqin had learned to sing it in a teahouse.

"Yellow Wind Ridge, eight hundred miles long, was once a land rich in spiritual energy. Suddenly, a demonic cloud arose from nowhere, and the black smoke and miasma of the demons vanished..."

Because of the shocking explosion a month ago, not only was all life in Huangfeng Ridge wiped out on the spot, but it is still filled with a chaotic demonic energy, making it impossible for ordinary people and demons to practice there.

When he first heard about this, he, as a general of Juanlian, didn't take it too seriously.

It is only believed that this is a rare spell or magic weapon, and the conditions for its use must be quite harsh, so it is little known.

But unexpectedly, the monk Tang just took out a bomb, and Monkey King blew up the Wuxianling area again.

He clearly saw:
Sun Wukong didn't use much magic power at all, nor did he seek help from the spirits of heaven and earth. He just asked him and Zhu Ganglie to move away from the center of the explosion, use the terrain to dig holes, and cast spells to defend themselves.

Then, it simply put down the magic weapon, somersaulted and hid in the shelter, and the sky and the earth outside collapsed.

How could such power be released so easily?
That would be terrible.

Moreover, the power of this explosion was obviously several times stronger than the one in Huangfengling.

With the mushroom-like clouds reflected in his eyes, he couldn't help but think:

"How many similar magical weapons does my master have?

"Did he really only want to obtain the scriptures and achieve enlightenment during this journey to the West?
"Or, he already knows about the 'Golden Cicada'..."

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard the monkey say:
"It's time to let that monk out. Sha, you stay over there. If you dare to make a move, you'll end up like him!"

As he said this, he threw down the crescent-shaped sword and a head that was still alive.

"Big Brother, I sincerely convert to Master~"

General Juanlian retreated and said seriously:
"What happened at Wuxian Ridge just now was done by the three of us brothers together.

"From now on, we will live and die together, and we will never have any other thoughts."

The monkey said:
"Don't say anything more. Let me observe you for a while. Idiot, keep an eye on him. He knows too much. Don't let him sneak away."

After saying that, he took out the Sumeru ring.

"Hey, wait a minute~"

Zhu Ganglie suddenly raised his hand to stop him, threw the prisoners and weapons to the ground, and after two seconds, he transformed himself into a son-in-law.

But due to poor skills, the hairstyle that Tony had carefully styled for it before could not be achieved this time.

The monkey found it very funny to look at the monkey combing its hair, and couldn't help laughing:

"You'd better forget about it, idiot. That stupid horse is so arrogant that it won't even let a monk ride it. Don't even dream on it."

Zhu Ganglie said:

"Uh, you're a monkey that jumped out of a stone, what do you know about women?
"Think of that monk. Although he is handsome, he is actually useless.

"Besides, he's disrespectful, unromantic, and has a bad temper. How can he really please a girl?

"Think of me, Old Pig. Although I am ugly, I have a big penis and good sex. I am careful and considerate, and I understand the ways of the world.

“As the saying goes, a journey tests a horse’s strength, and time reveals a person’s true character.

"Just wait and see. With time, I, Old Pig, will surely win your heart."

The monkeys were amused by what they heard and started arguing with it, forgetting about their cheap master for a moment.

Although another Plastic Junior Brother found Zhu Ganglie's theory difficult to comment on, he took the opportunity to join in the group and smooth things over:
"Actually, what Second Brother said makes sense. Big Brother, you should release Master first. The Xumi space is dull and narrow. Don't let him suffer any more."

The monkey glanced at him and said:

"That monk is only in his twenties, his hair hasn't even grown out yet, and yet you, a flatterer who's lived for hundreds or thousands of years, call him an old man?" "Since you're my master, you're my elder, so calling you old man isn't an exaggeration."

Juanlian spoke seriously, but secretly chewed over the monkey's words in his heart. He felt that judging from the monkey's natural attitude, his bold guess that Tang Xuanci was the Holy Buddha should not be true.

At least, Monkey King didn't think of him as the Buddha at all.

"What Lao Sha said makes sense. This damn monkey has no respect for his teacher at all. When he comes out with the master later, he'll tell him that the monkey is talking bad about him behind his back and ask him to recite the Guanyin mantra that can cure this monkey a few times."

Zhu Ganglie also participated in the "forbidden hoop" experiment not long ago and experienced the power of this thing.

After learning that the monkey had a tight hoop on his head, he kept talking about it, always planning to make Tang Xuanci chant some spells so that he could learn them secretly.

When the monkey heard this guy exposing his shortcomings, his eyes rolled around and he sneered:
"Why don't I beat you up first so you can complain later? I'll let him cast a spell and see if I'm afraid of it."

As he said that, he jumped down and chased it and beat it.

Zhu Ganglie dodged and shouted, "Fuck you, Bi Ma Wen, stop tearing my clothes."

Juanlian took the opportunity to join the group and went up to stop them, saying, "Big Brother, calm down..."

In the golden morning light, three figures, small, medium and big, wrestled with each other, leaving the miserable head stunned.

He is one of the thirty-six thunder generals in heaven. His surname is Guan, his given name is Yu, and his courtesy name is Yunchang. He is known as: The loyal, righteous, martial, benevolent, brave and powerful Guan Sheng Emperor.

Don’t look at him as he is just a not-so-important thunder general in the Heavenly Palace, and he was promoted only sixty years ago.

But in the mortal world of Jambudvīpa, his fame is a billion times greater than that of most leaders, and he is extremely popular in temples.

When the 尜伊卍 exploded just now, this Guan Sheng Emperor happened to be rushing over with his troops from somewhere else and did not go deep into the radius of the nuclear fireball.

He was also saved because he had a magic weapon to protect him.

But unfortunately, after the nuclear explosion, three outlaws immediately ran towards him. When they saw him injured, they cut off his head without saying a word, sealed his consciousness, and brought him away.

“Oh my God.

"These three thieves have committed heinous crimes, killing dozens of my generals, hundreds of heavenly soldiers, and tens of thousands of lives. Yet they are still here, grinning and playing like children?

"I have never seen such a crazy person!"

He let out a silent cry in his mind, gritting his teeth in hatred.

At this time, the monkey finally let Zhu Ganglie go and picked up the ring to open the door.

Zhu Ganglie quickly fixed his hair and pulled Wu Xuanxiao to his side. His eyes showed three parts of attentiveness, three parts of excitement, and four parts of indifference as he stared at the Xumi space that appeared in front of him.

All that could be heard was a series of card-smashing sounds, the volume even louder than the sound of a monkey throwing out a royal bomb while playing Landlord.

And the picture... is so beautiful that even the best writer cannot describe it.

I can only say that General Juanlian would be silent after watching it, the Monkey King would be confused after watching it, and Marshal Tianpeng would... cry after watching it.

Guandijun let out an even more excited silent cry, totally unable to believe that this was the holy monk whose virtue was known throughout the world.

It turned out that after the milk dragon fell asleep, the effect of the purple talisman had not disappeared. Tang Xuanci was bored being alone, so he woke her up again.

Anyway, this thing can't put a perfect end to it. Seeing the door open, Tang Xuanci immediately gave up, walked out and blocked the door, saying:

"Tsk, stop looking. Wukong, help me conjure up two pieces of clothing."

After a while, the monkey easily took out the golden needle that sealed the meridians in the milk dragon's body.

She sat in front of the four masters and apprentices in great shame, not daring to look at anyone with her watery eyes. She felt that she would never be able to be a dragon in the future.

However, when she accidentally glanced and discovered that the mushroom cloud had not yet dissipated, she was suddenly shocked, just like General Juanlian.

In an instant, she fully understood what had happened in Gao Laozhuang and Huangfengling.

"That bear demon named Wuneng was killed by you..."

"That's right, it was sent by that bitch Guanyin to keep an eye on me and Wukong, so I killed it."

Tang Xuanci said it lightly, opened a pack of cigarettes in his hand, and distributed them to his disciples one by one.

Guanyin, bitch?
Milk Dragon couldn't help but be stunned.

A hint of surprise flashed in the eyes of the general who rolled up the curtain, but before he had time to think about it, he saw Tang Xuanci turned his head and looked at him.

"You used to be someone close to the Jade Emperor, and you came down to earth when the Dragon King of the Jing River was in trouble. You should know why Tathagata's grandson insisted that I go to the West to obtain the scriptures, right?

"Come on, tell them."

Tang Xuanci said this, glanced at the head of Guan Shengdijun, and said:

"Isn't he General Lei? Let him listen and talk too."

(End of this chapter)