Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 145 There is a big fish
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The first Wolong operation ended in failure.

Tang Xuanci knew that Nailong had also built up a psychological defense line. If he forced a move in the short term, he would definitely be regarded as a bootlicker, exposing his neediness and being counterproductive.

So, he pretended nothing had happened and treated the milk dragon exactly the same as before.

However, although he failed to deal with her, Tang Xuanci was still unwilling to give up.

So, in exchange for the systematic teaching of "Modern Music Theory" and using the provocation of "Guanyin is your mother", he told her that he and the monkey wanted to take a detour to Wuxianling to taste tea, and asked her if it was possible.
Unexpectedly, she actually agreed reluctantly, but with two rules:

First, we cannot delay the journey. Even if we take a detour to drink tea, we still have to reach the bank of the Liusha River on time to prepare to cross the river.

Second, you cannot do anything out of the ordinary, you can only drink tea.

Otherwise, she would immediately file a report and pass the buck.

Tang Xuanci agreed readily.

A few days later, they changed their appearance and entered Wuxianling.

This time, the milk dragon did not swallow the horse again, but swallowed a witch woman he met on the road and turned into a human.

It is worth mentioning that her dragon transformation technique is full of dragon energy no matter what she transforms into.

He is obviously big and strong with only a B, but she is tall, firm and has a D.

Even though he is an ugly guy, she is still beautiful and handsome.

Like Shuangchaling, Wuxianling is a dangerous place that mortals dare not trespass into.

But the spiritual energy here is more abundant, and there are not only demon caves, but also immortal cultivation sects located there.

It is precisely because of the abundant spiritual energy that the mountains are blessed with beautiful scenery and towering ancient trees. Compared with the vast desolate land of U-Tsang, it is like a fairyland.

Tang Xuanci was no longer interested in hunting the little Kara monster. Following Zhu Ganglie's instructions, he and the monkey headed straight for their destination and found a quaint and elegant teahouse hidden in the forest.

The good news is that it is operating normally and has not been closed down.

The bad news is that it's very formal and there's nothing fun to do.

"I'm not trying to hide it. There are no tea-making masters like those you mentioned here. We can only serve tea. If you require tea-making skills, I can serve you personally."

A steward who looked like a noble lady said with a smile in the private room.

"Soak your mother's head~"

Tang Xuanci frowned and said:

"It's not like I haven't been here before. Just tell me where the business has gone now. We're not immortals, so what are you afraid of?"

In fact, the monkey had already explored the building and found that the guests were indeed drinking seriously, and there was nothing fishy in the room where the teahouse girl lived.

But based on his experience on the mother planet, Tang Xuanci suspected that this group of people might have moved the crime scene, so he asked the person in charge for some information.

But the noble lady did not get angry in the face of the harsh words, she still smiled and spoke in a tight manner.

Tang Xuanci had no choice but to wave his hand and let her go out first.

"Hahaha, how ridiculous," Nailong said, drinking Huaxizi tea, which cost an ounce of gold. "It's obviously a teahouse, but you insist on calling it a brothel. Maybe that's what they call appearance reflects the heart."

"Shut up, you're just squatting to pee, what do you know?" Tang Xuanci said.

"You~"

When Milk Dragon heard this crude but vivid description, he couldn't help but recall what he saw and felt that night.

Although she appeared to be indifferent, her heart was honest. She could no longer face this rogue monk the same way as before.

When the monk shamelessly said that he wanted to taste tea that day, she suddenly found that she seemed to have an unprecedented sense of anger.

She was unwilling to admit it and tried her best to prove that she didn't do it, so... she came.

At this moment, she suddenly realized that she felt a different kind of happiness when she heard that the only thing to do here was to drink tea seriously.

She was even more confused.

The words of retort felt like a thorn in my throat. I subconsciously picked up the teacup and took a sip, feeling the sweetness and bitterness surging on my tongue at the same time.

Seeing her speechless, Tang Xuanci was very satisfied with the offensive power of his words and pressed on:

"Oh, by the way, you also often pee while standing now, but you stand on four legs, ahahahaha..." After mocking him, he called the monkey to go aside and conspire with him in silence.

"How was it? What did the madam say after she left?"

"From what she told her servants, it seems that things have been tense lately, and people have been coming to search the house, so they stopped business. There are no fish in this building at all."

"Could it be that we nuked Yellow Wind Ridge?"

Tang Xuanci muttered something, feeling very unwilling. After thinking for a while, he said:
“Since we are here, we must do something.

“Even if the teahouse doesn’t make money, the people working there still have to eat.

"When it gets dark, keep an eye on all the attractive women in this building and see if they'll secretly meet with their regular customers."

After formulating the strategic plan, he and the monkey ordered two tea masters, and also asked Milk Dragon to call a pretty boy, and the six of them played Texas Hold'em, which was popular in the Southern Continent.

The madam would send people over from time to time to take a look and give them some fruits and snacks for free. She was obviously not very reassured and was afraid that the artists would see their wealth and secretly provide services in the house.

Before I knew it, it was night.

More than a dozen beautiful beauties left the teahouse one after another. The monkey plucked out some hair and transformed himself into the small flying mosquitoes with flowery legs that can be seen everywhere in the mountains, following them closely one by one.

It soon discovered that most of them went to the nearby area to gamble, drink and shop, and only four women entered the residential-style demon caves and apartment-style magic caves in the mountains.

Further observation revealed that among the four girls:
Target No. 1 had apparently returned to her own home, where no one was. She took a shower and then began practicing her magic alone. It looked like she had no chance of success.

In the magic cave apartment that target No. 2 entered, there was a male monster, but there were also two little monsters, obviously a family of four, so there was no hope.

Target No. 3 entered another cave, and there was only one man inside. She received a bottle of elixir and unexpectedly transformed into the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, even wearing a white dress. It was obvious that there was something going on.

Target No. 4 returned to the Demon Cave Apartment. There was also a man inside, but he was practicing silently. He ignored her when he saw her come back. It was unclear whether there was any hope for her.

Monkey Ben pulled Tang Xuanci into the toilet and cast a spell to show the live footage of women's rooms No. 3 and 4.

Tang Xuanci was immediately attracted by the Guanyin statue and said with a strange look on his face:
"This bitch is so busy every day, a hardworking model in the three realms?"

Because the method of transformation conflicts with sexual happiness, she must eliminate all distracting thoughts and must not enjoy any happiness in order to maintain the transformation.

Tang Xuanci laughed and thought to himself that money is so hard to earn and shit is so hard to eat.

Then he looked behind Guanyin.

And because the transformation method was in conflict with sexual happiness, the man had now become an extremely ugly monster.

Tang Xuanci knew that this must be its true form, but he felt that it looked more like a demon than an immortal.

After all, a system will form a unique image and temperament.

The Heavenly Court emphasizes greatness, glory and righteousness. Even among the immortal officials who come from the demon clan, few look so villainous.

This is like letting a big brother with dyed yellow hair and tattooed arms be the director. It is totally inappropriate.

Tang Xuanci looked at the middle-aged man in the woman's room No. 4 again.

He had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he looked intimidating without even getting angry, and he exuded a sense of righteousness. But he had been sitting cross-legged and motionless until now, and he didn't look like he was here to have fun.

"Let the dead pig see it."

As Tang Xuanci spoke, he used the Sumeru ring to open any door.

"Ether! Hanasitie..."

Poorly acted lines came out of the computer. Zhu Ganglie turned his head relaxedly, and the bruises on his face had disappeared.

Tang Xuanci directly let it watch the live broadcast, thinking that after all, it had been in the Heavenly Palace for thousands of years, and if the other party really came from heaven, it would have some impression of it.

Zhu Ganglie glanced at the demon under Guanyin and immediately said:
"Do I need to admit it? It's obviously a monster, so it must be fearless."

Tang Xuanci was very upset and gave up the idea of ​​going over to cause trouble. Finally, holding on to only a tiny hope, he looked at the man with thick eyebrows again.

Unexpectedly, when Zhu Ganglie saw him, his eyes widened:
"Fuck, you two blind cats really caught a mouse. Isn't this the Curtain-Rolling General beside Zhang Bairen?"

The general who rolls up the curtain?

Tang Xuanci and Monkey looked at each other in bewilderment, and quickly asked what this official position was for. They found that it was roughly equivalent to the General of the Thousand Oxen Guards beside Li Shimin.

Although he is only a fourth-rank official, his actual power is definitely not small, and he is usually not inferior to Zhu Ganglie, the Marshal of the Heavenly Peng.

A big fish for sure!
(End of this chapter)