Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 144 Operation Crouching Dragon
"Stop arguing," the monkey pointed at the live broadcast screen, and saw Tang Xuanci appear on the hillside where the milk dragon was.

However, he was no longer running, but was walking slowly with the piano on his shoulder.

The gravel rustled under his feet, attracting the white horse's attention.

She was originally immersed in the scene of the desolate land and the brilliant starry sky, and some musical inspiration emerged in her heart.

At this moment, seeing the rogue monk suddenly walking towards him with his muscles bursting with hormones, he immediately looked three parts surprised and suspicious, three parts lowered his head, and four parts wanted to look but avoided.

Thinking about how she had been watching over them according to the Bodhisattva's instructions these days, she wondered if this guy was too angry and couldn't hold it back any longer, so he wanted to hit her, or even wanted to harm her?
When she got nervous, she immediately stood up straight on all four legs and spit out a magic talisman given by Zen Master Wuchao, ready to send out at any time.

When the monkey and pig in front of the live broadcast screen saw this situation, one thought it was not good, and the other gloated over the misfortune.

What they didn't expect was that Tang Xuanci didn't speak to Nailong at all, and didn't even look at her. He walked to a bare stone that looked like a low stool and stopped.

He put the piano on the ground, lit a cigarette, and sat down in front of the piano with his arms and legs stretched out.

He took a deep breath of smoke into his lungs and then slowly exhaled. He gently placed his ten fingers holding the cigarette on the black and white piano keys.

His behavior was arrogant yet elegant, and he firmly welded the gazes of a horse, a monkey, and a pig.

Beaker uses 3D projection technology to mark the order of piano music keys, as well as the emphasis and speed, in red on the keys, making it like a music game that tests one's sense of rhythm and reaction.

"Duang~"

The six fingers smashed down, stirring up a clear sound, and the emotion was already there before the melody was formed.

The ten fingers moved, the melody surged like the tide, the cigarette butt flickered in the night wind, and the entire starry sky seemed to be spinning faster.

The divine talisman flew from his lips, and the milk dragon was stunned by what he heard and what he saw.

It wasn't until the last few notes fell silent that she came to her senses.

It feels like a different world, hazy and dreamy.

Although she would never admit it, she could truly feel that this foul-mouthed, murderous, and extremely perverted monk in front of her had a damnable, uncontrollable charm!

Even Zhu Ganglie, his love rival, had to exclaim:
What the hell!

This monk is really good at picking up girls. Will he really get the number one goddess in the West Sea tonight?
Just as it thought this, it saw the snow-white horse actually approach the piano and took the initiative to ask the man questions.

"It's called a piano... That's right... Right..."

Tang Xuanci's voice was low and sexy, but he pretended to be deep. He answered sparingly, as if he had no interest in the white horse.

Just like how the beautiful fairies treated Zhu Ganglie who came to chat with them.

As they chatted, Tang Xuanci spoke a little more.

A beautiful yet bizarre scene soon appeared under the starry sky—

A snow-white and muscular monk sat in front of the piano and taught a snow-white and muscular mare to play the piano!

Wow, the atmosphere was a bit ambiguous, and I got the hang of it while teaching.

Zhu Ganglie widened his eyes and saw that Tang Xuanci naturally held the goddess's front hoof and gently pressed the keys of the piano, and the goddess showed no intention of struggling at all.

Ah this?

In just a few minutes, the master had physical contact with her.

He's really good at it. Playing the piano to pick up girls is a perfect match. It's much more effective than writing poetry.

I want to learn piano too!

Zhu Ganglie was in extremely complicated mood. He wanted to push his master aside and go up himself, but he could only watch them getting closer and closer, and singing in harmony.

Milk Dragon has some musical talent.

In Tang Xuanci's intentional high-value output, it gave a first glimpse into the musical system of advanced technological civilization, as if opening the door to a new world, and was deeply shocked.

Under Tang Xuanci's manual guidance, it quickly mastered the characteristics of the piano, and used its hooves to play the bass chords on the left side, cooperating with Tang Xuanci to play a beautiful piece of music called "Track in Time".

This time the melody is neither fast nor slow, just like the flow of time.

Memories were like colorful inks, spreading out in Ao Ling's mind drop by drop. Those moments of happiness, sadness, and resentment seemed to have all become extremely calm.

She was intoxicated by it, and her proud and stubborn heart softened.

However~
Hot-blooded men don’t listen to slow songs!
This rhythm that failed to stimulate the adrenaline glands was like wind passing by the ears of Tang Xuanci.

His fingers were emotionless, pressing the keys mechanically and precisely.

He is like a hunter, only focusing on observing the condition of his prey.

Hunting time is coming! In fact, he had originally mentioned that it would be inconvenient to play the piano with hooves, and wanted the milk dragon to transform into human form first.

But the milk dragon refused, either because he thought swallowing the horse was too troublesome or because he was afraid that the dragon would become stronger.

But so what?
"For my home planet, I dare to do anything!!!"

Tang Xuanci looked at the handsome white horse beside him and let out a silent cry.

The right hand played the last string of notes, and the left hand had already brushed the flowing mane.

The song ends and people come on stage!

Tang Xuanci domineeringly hugged Nailong and kissed him with a thud.

Ah this? Ah this? Ah this? !
The horse was confused.

The monkey was stunned.

The pig is stupid.

"嘤嘤~"

Ao Ling exhaled the most feminine voice in the dragon's life through his squeezed horse lips.

A strange feeling surged through the horse's body, even stronger than the last time outside Yumen Pass. It instantly made his mind confused and broke the transformation.

Suddenly, the scene under the starry sky was no longer weird, but beautiful.

Barren hills, dead trees, wind and sand, black waterfalls, white snow, papayas, autumn water, petals, and red clouds, under the starry sky, two perfect couples are rubbing against each other!

Ao Ling's mind went blank.

The overwhelming hormones rushed into her lips and teeth, penetrated her skin, and impacted her mind, making it almost impossible for her to think.

The struggle driven by a little bit of reason was no match for the power of 639 muscles exploding, and could only become weaker and weaker.

What the hell! ! ! ! ! !
Zhu Ganglie's eyes almost popped out of his head in shock.

It only takes a stick of incense.

This is the woman that even the Western Tai Chi Emperor, who was once known as one of the Six Imperial Gods together with the Jade Emperor, failed to marry.

Was he easily taken down by this monk?

Even visiting a brothel isn't that fast, right?
Is this good? This is not good!
The intense jealousy made Zhu Ganglie's stomach, which had just been full, churn, and the "gurgling" sound turned into a fart.

Somehow, it neither guides nor suppresses it, but secretly catalyzes its accumulation...

Just as Ao Ling closed his eyes that were no longer sharp, Tang Xuanci took out the purple talisman with his backhand~
A thunderous fart exploded in the cave.

Wow, the power was at least 1 kilogram of TNT equivalent, it blew the bonfire away, broke the silence of the night sky, and made the entire hillside tremble.

When Ao Ling was startled, he immediately realized that there was someone nearby, at least a monkey.

Then I thought of the incidents of the rogue monk playing jungle and Monkey King ganking.

Finally, his pride surged, and he thought that if he was beaten by this rogue monk, he would never be able to face being a dragon again...

Suddenly, reason took over and the struggle became intense.

"Wait a minute, um, let me go first~"

Tang Xuanci said nothing, but just kept on making a fuss. In his heart, there were ten thousand alpaca horses galloping through his body, cursing loudly:
"What the hell are those two idiots doing?"

Ao Ling became more and more ashamed and angry at his unreasonable behavior, and directly spat out the Ning Yin Pearl in her stomach, instantly freezing his entire mouth.

Then it transformed into a dragon, and a white dragon pillar rose into the air, smashing the piano to pieces and throwing the man a hundred meters away.

"Shameless!"

She left behind a curse of shame and anger and ran away like a delicate girl.

Damn it!
Seeing the dragon beside his pillow flying away, Tang Xuanci was furious. He took off with a slingshot and flew close to the ground, rushing into the stinking cave in an instant.

"Oh, I ate too much last night and couldn't hold it in. I really didn't mean to."

Zhu Ganglie was trying to argue while fending off the monkey's punches and kicks.

Tang Xuanci immediately understood what was going on, took out his AK47promax2 and joined the battle, firing wildly.

"Wukong, use more force, it's just causing trouble on purpose!"

(End of this chapter)