Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 146: General Curtain Roller
Zhu Ganglie soon became excited, and said through the Anywhere Door:
“This guy’s surname seems to be Sha, but I forgot his first name.

"Anyway, I know that he was just a small official in Liusha River at first, and he rose to power by flattering others. He was always trying to curry favor with this person and that person, and his only thought was to get promoted.

“He definitely doesn’t want to make a big deal out of it here.

"And I heard that this guy is very greedy. No matter what position he holds, he will take advantage of every opportunity. Maybe he has pots and pots of golden elixirs at home.

"Master, this matter depends entirely on my guidance. If you really want to get the golden elixir, you must give a share to me, Old Pig.

"My life span is almost gone, and I can hardly make any progress in my cultivation. If I can recover my strength soon, I can help you deal with the Buddha and Guanyin."

When the monkey heard the pots of golden elixir being poured out, his eyes lit up and he laughed:

"You deliberately farted to cause trouble and almost ruined the important matter. And you still want to share the golden elixir? Go back in and stay here!"

As he said that, he kicked it into the Sumeru space.

Tang Xuanci stopped their fighting and said to the general who was sitting cross-legged:

"To be the commander of the imperial guards in Taiwei Yuqing Palace, it's impossible for him to be completely incompetent and only rely on flattery to get to the top, right?
"If he runs away and we can't keep him, then there's no point in talking.

"Wukong, didn't you defeat Lingxiao Palace five hundred years ago? He hadn't become the Curtain-Rolling General at that time?"

Without waiting for the monkey to answer, Zhu Ganglie interrupted and said:

"Uh, are you still attacking Lingxiao Palace?

"The Horse-Warden was surrounded just as he reached the Tongming Hall. When the Buddha arrived, he subdued him with a single slap.

"No matter who the Curtain-Rolling General was at the time, he never even got to see him."

The monkey said angrily:

"Lower your fucking head!

"At that time, thirty-six thunder gods came out together to help Wang Lingguan set up the siege. Did they hurt me, Old Sun, in the slightest?
"If it weren't for the old Tathagata's tricks and sneak attacks, I would have been able to smash the Lingxiao Palace to pieces!"

Zhu Ganglie: "I don't believe it."

"You don't believe it, right? Well, I'll show you what I'm capable of. Get out of here!"

"I won't go out. Master, this damn monkey has gone crazy, quickly recite the spell to tighten the headband."

Tang Xuanci was so upset that he put his arm around Monkey's thin shoulders and told these two fake brothers to stop fighting among themselves.

When Zhu Ganglie mentioned the tight-hoop curse, he suddenly remembered something and asked:

"By the way, Wukong, after I figured out the solution to the restraining hoop, didn't you and Xiaoqing also test it against each other? In your opinion, can we use this thing to trap General Juanlian directly?"

The monkey said:
"Unless that guy is completely defenseless and wears it directly on his head, or we injure him severely first and then forcibly seal it with the restraining hoop.

“Otherwise, any demon fairy could easily defend against it.

"Alas, there's no need to go to all this trouble with just a mere General Juanlian. With me, Old Sun, here, there's no way he'll get away."

It swore solemnly, but Tang Xuanci still felt it was unreliable. He thought that even if he could barely stop it, it would not be good to expose his identity when taking action.

The best outcome, of course, is to make the other party lose the thought of resistance as soon as you show up, and to directly enter the negotiation stage.

After pondering for a moment, he came up with another idea - let the monkey split into two and pretend to be from the Thunder Department to carry out a special operation.

Monkey actually remembered the appearance and aura of several Thunder Generals.

This was because when Tongming Palace was under siege, it had transformed itself into these thunder generals in an attempt to disrupt the enemy's formation.

Tang Xuanci then asked Zhu Ganglie to select a relatively familiar "Tongbei Monkey" named Lei Jiang from among them, whose position remained unchanged, and tried to fill in the details about his voice, personality, behavior style, etc. that the monkey did not know.

Thus, they finalized the strategic policy of "first impersonating the Thunder Department, then attacking after being exposed" and immediately prepared to launch the operation. Although until now, the general who rolled up the curtain had not had sex with a woman.

But Tang Xuanci didn't care.

A fourth-rank immortal official from heaven came down to earth, and a man who lived in a demonic apartment, who said there was nothing wrong with this? It couldn't be that he came down to visit relatives, right?
Zhu Ganglie said that when this general abused his power, he not only sought benefits for himself, but also tried every means to arrange for all the folks on earth to enter the fairyland.

He even didn't spare the dogs in the village. He took them to heaven to feed them with immortal food. One of them even became a spirit and lived for over two hundred years.

It perfectly illustrates what it means: when one person succeeds, everyone around him benefits.

How could such a person leave his beloved friends and family in the underworld for a single reason?
So, that woman could only be his plaything, there was no doubt about it.

Just as Tang Xuanci and the monkey were walking back to end the card game and let Nailong go to rest on his own, the madam knocked on the door.

She brought in a few immortal detectives and divine messengers who were checking the ward to conduct routine interrogations on them.

It seems that the situation is really tense.

They had already prepared their story about their identities, so there shouldn't be any flaws.

But when the monkey saw the leader take out a small mirror that looked like copper but was not copper, and wanted to take turns to reflect them, he immediately sent a voice message to Tang Xuanci:

“They even brought a magic mirror.

"This thing is specifically designed to detect illusions and transformations. If it's the most powerful one in the Heavenly Palace, even my transformations would be detected if there were even the slightest flaw.

"If you two are exposed, are you going to kill them?"

Tang Xuanci was shocked and thought to himself that his uneven eyes, potato face and crooked mouth were all adjusted with muscles and should not be exposed.

But it’s hard to say about the milk dragon. What if it is discovered to be a dragon, will the other party think of something?
As he thought about it, murderous intent arose in his heart.

However, after taking pictures of them, the immortal catcher didn't say anything. He just asked a few more questions and then left.

So Tang Xuanci and the monkey immediately pretended to go back to their room to rest, but actually left their two clones behind and slipped out.

When they arrived at the hill near the magic cave, the monkey called back all the flying monkeys with flowery legs, and with a handful of fur, he transformed them into 81 gods of thunder, who surrounded the magic cave.

Its true form had transformed into the Thunder General, wearing the kind of casual clothes that the Thunder God liked to wear when he came down to earth to handle cases. He walked towards the entrance of the demon cave without haste.

Zhu Ganglie also came out from the Sumeru space.

It made thunder gestures with its hands, muttered something, and cast spells towards the sky in all directions.

After a moment, Tang Xuanci saw gray clouds surging and gathering in the sky above his head, forming a dark mass that blocked out the stars and the moon.

Suddenly, a blue light flashed in the clouds, like a long snake weaving through the clouds, illuminating the night sky and making a low, slow sound of thunder.

The feeling of oppression is extremely strong.

"Boom, boom, boom~"

In the confined stone chamber, the general in charge of the curtain suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes showing three parts of surprise, three parts of panic, and four parts of hysteria.

The ground beneath the seat quietly decomposed, and the originally hard rock layer became as soft as quicksand.

A hardwood stick emerged and was held tightly in his hand.

"Master, what's going on?!"

The woman who had both bookish and chivalrous air came over to ask him, and when she saw his current state, she turned pale with fright.

(End of this chapter)