Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 134 Dusk is approaching
Fry here?

Tang Xuanci thought to himself that this thing was not a tactical nuclear weapon, but a real big mushroom.

With a TNT equivalent of 170000 tons, it is more than ten times more powerful than the "Little Shota" that was first put into actual combat on its home planet.

Once it explodes~
No objects are left within a one-mile radius—the radius of the nuclear fireball.

No ants will be left within a ten-mile radius - explosion and heat radiation radius.

No residents are left within a thousand miles radius - the range of radioactive fallout.

Judging from the current wind direction, if it were to explode on the ground and the nuclear pollution spread westward, the entire U-Tsang Kingdom would basically be destroyed.

Is this good?
This is not good!
It will have a great impact on the sustainable development of nuclear weapons, and if things go wrong it may even attract the God of Fire in Heaven and Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Tang Xuanci was just about to open his mouth to reject this crazy proposal, but he saw the monkey's expression turned ferocious and his body staggered and about to fall, obviously the tight hoop curse had taken effect.

Beaker had already figured out that as long as the tight hoop and the fine hoop could be observed by the caster, they could be activated by chanting spells regardless of distance.

The "observation" here does not mean seeing or positioning in a reference frame.

Shout to the monkey across the mountain, and as long as it dares to respond, the spell will take effect;
Go to the moon and video chat with monkeys, and chanting mantras will also work.

This action at a distance once again confirms the "theory of the same origin of the universe" deduced by quantum mechanics, the Buddhist principle of "I am all living things, and all living things are me", and the Taoist principle of "The Tao gives birth to one, and one gives birth to all things"...

Soon, the monkey's clone suddenly died and turned into a dead object. Xiong Ba could no longer observe the monkey, and the tight spell was ineffective again.

Xiong Ba looked at Hou Xuanci who died suddenly on the ground with a look of shock and anger, and immediately turned around and walked out.

Catching a glimpse of Nailong listening to music with a conch shell in the yard, he went up to him and interrogated him, leaving Nailong completely confused.

"How am I supposed to know what those two lunatics are up to? Are they going out to whore themselves again?"

"Go find them."

"I?"

"Go look for it in the less-traveled garden to the east, quickly. I told you there's a powerful demon here. If anything happens to Master, we'll both be in trouble."

Xiong Ba threw down these words, jumped onto the roof, and went to Hou Cuilan's boudoir. From there, he could faintly hear the maid's screams.

"It would be best if that rogue monk died. What would be so hard for me to handle?"

With an elegant leap, the milk dragon flew over the courtyard wall and landed directly in the garden in the east, intending to go to another place to listen to music and do some work.

But what she didn't expect was that when she entered the garden with flourishing flowers and tranquil environment, she actually found Tang Xuanci.

Under the charming moonlight, among the graceful grass and trees, there were two perfect couples.

A man who is 191cm tall and has shiny white muscles.

A man who is 158cm tall and has red and hot skin.

Nailong widened his eyes and thought, what a guy, he didn’t go to a prostitute, but came here to steal?
He stole someone's fiancée, and they were about to get married.

Her three perspectives were shattered.

But for some reason, he was inexplicably drawn to a place that was as powerful as a mountain, as majestic as a dragon and as high as a tiger, towering into the clouds and reaching the sky.

"Shh!"

Tang Xuanci signaled Nailong not to make a sound, quickly jumped onto the tree, tore off his monk's robe, picked up one of Gao Cuilan's shoes from the grass next to him, picked her up and prepared to run away.

"The rogue monk is here."

The milk dragon opened its mouth and shouted, and instantly summoned a gust of wind, blocking Tang Xuanci.

Due to inertia, Gao Cuilan fully felt the man's strong arms. When she saw a dark and strong monk appear in front of her, her body almost melted.

However, her mind was not focused on her current situation, and she was still lingering on her previous experience.

He kissed me.

Even though I had to help out in an emergency, I had to make it serious.

But he kissed me and looked at my body. Will he... marry me in the future?
"What the hell are you doing?" Tang Xuanci cursed angrily.

Xiong Ba looked at him, unable to tell whether this was the monkey hair transformed, and immediately recited the spell to tighten the hoop.

"Oh my god..."

With a cry of pain, a mantis fell from the treetop, turned into a monkey and fell to the ground.

Ah this?

What a crazy situation?
The monk is jungling here, what is this damn monkey doing hiding next to him?

Place a ward or counter jungle?
Milk Dragon was confused.

Xiong Ba obviously had some doubts as well. After stopping the spell, he asked, "What on earth are you doing?"

"Fuck your head!"

Tang Xuanci said, "What's wrong with me picking up a girl? Are you more meddling than a Bodhisattva? You're ugly and can't pick up girls, but you're not allowing me to pick any?"

"What about it?" Xiong Ba looked at the monkey. "It went to such great lengths to protect you, just to help you pick up girls? This doesn't seem like the style of the eldest brother."

Tang Xuanci pretended to be hesitant to speak, then covered Gao Cuilan's ears and shouted:
"It turned into me, so what? It's like bathing with me. Are you jealous? If you have the guts, you can turn into me too. If you turn into me, I'll take you with me next time, okay?"

Ah this? Ah this?
The milk dragon tried hard to digest the huge amount of information, and his three views were shattered and completely turned into dust.

Xiong Ba was also confused.

Even if you borrow a hundred brains, I'm afraid you can't figure out that Monkey King can also gank the jungle (referring to the situation in the game where many players attack a target at the same time)
Wow, this master and disciple are even better at playing than old man Jin Chi.

But...it's definitely their style.

Xiong Ba had no doubts, but his patience with Master Plastic and his senior brother had reached its limit.

He stared at Tang Xuanci, no longer making any concealment, and said in a cold voice:
“I really don’t know why the Buddha values ​​you so much.

"If you appreciate it from now on, I will still call you Master.
"If you don't appreciate it, I will tie you up and take you all the way to the West!"

He saw the monkey jump up angrily and said to it:
"And you. If you disobey the Bodhisattva's will again and act recklessly, I will immediately chant a spell to capture you and hand you over to the Buddhist master for punishment. You don't want to return to the foot of the mountain and be suppressed for another five hundred years, do you?"

"Oh my god~" the monkey's eyes were red and he was about to go berserk.

"Oh, that's enough."

Tang Xuanci's anger was no less than that of the monkey, but he still suppressed it and tried to smooth things over:

"We are all comrades, so we should practice harmony and avoid infighting.

"Wuneng, you also know that my master's Purple Qi Coming from the East Talisman is very few in number. It would be a pity to waste it. Anyway, now~"

"Now you stay by my side~" Xiong Ba interrupted him directly, "Don't leave my sight for a moment until this plan is accomplished."

At this time, footsteps were heard around. It was expected that the Gao family heard the noise and came to check the situation.

Xiong Ba used the excuse that the milk dragon was running around madly to evade them.

……

The east is getting bright, the auspicious time has arrived.

Zhu Ganglie squeezed out of the shaky sedan chair and entered the Gao family manor under the gazes of countless people filled with hatred for having his wife stolen from him.

That extremely fat body made the Dahongpao look like a hip skirt.

In order to please his wife, he acted coquettishly and in a trendy way. He found the only teacher Tony in Lijiazhuang and used the skills passed down from the Tang Dynasty to give him an ionic perm hairstyle.

The result is that the hairstyle doesn't match the face shape, the face shape doesn't match the body shape, and the body shape doesn't match the hairstyle at all. It's hard to describe.

The younger brothers of the Gao family and the bachelors in Gao Village felt like thorns in their backs and fishbones stuck in their throats. It was hard for them to accept that the goddess they had fantasized about the most when doing embroidery would be crushed by this fat pig later today.

"Oh my god, he looks like he must weigh at least 600 pounds. Lanlan is so petite, can she handle it?"

"What on earth is Brother Qiang thinking?"

"I object to this marriage!"

"I object too."

Although many people opposed it, no one said anything and the marriage went ahead smoothly.

At the banquet, everyone was sad but it was happy. They drank wine at every table and were very happy.

Even Xiong Ba couldn't help but feel worried for it, fearing that this guy would not use his internal energy to refine the alcohol, drink too much, get carried away, and turn into a pig's head before even entering the bridal chamber.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhu Ganglie, with a flushed face, chewing on a roasted pork elbow and holding a jar of wine in his hand, came to the table where Xiong Ba and the disguised Tang Xuanci were sitting.

Perhaps because he recognized Gao Xiaolong and Gao Xiaohu at the table as his brother-in-law's capable men, he was inspired to write poetry while toasting, and recited in a deep voice:
"I'm so lucky to be married into the Gao family. I'm so happy and smiling. I hope he'll give birth to ten more children in the future, and they'll all look like their mother. Haha~haha~hahaha."

Gao Xiaolong and Gao Xiaohu frowned at him, unable to laugh at all.

Xiong Ba was very enthusiastic and took the lead in picking up his wine bowl. He glanced at the sky and said with a smile:

"It's almost dusk, Zhu Lang must eat and drink his fill."

It turns out that in U-Tsang, similar to the Tang Dynasty, the wedding night usually takes place at dusk, symbolizing the union of yin and yang. This is called the "hunli".

Zhu Ganglie was so happy that he almost turned into a pig's head when he remembered Gao Cuilan sitting by the bed waiting for him.

Tang Xuanci also smiled and picked up the wine bowl: "Come, come, eat and drink your fill."

As he spoke, he clinked Zhu Ganglie's wine jar and Xiong Ba's wine bowl in succession.

Everyone drank the wine in one gulp.

Soon, the sun dropped to the horizon.

Zhu Ganglie was overjoyed. He straightened his hair, went straight to the inner courtyard, and pushed the door open to enter the new house.

(End of this chapter)