Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 135 I Want to Eat a Bear

"Xiao Lanlan, I'm here."

Zhu Ganglie locked the door and walked around the screen.

I saw a delicate and frail woman sitting on a red bed covered with peanuts. She was wearing a green wedding dress and a mandarin duck veil.

A green light reflected in Zhu Ganglie's eyes, but in addition to the fragrance of his daughter, he also smelled a strong smell of tobacco.

"Uh, Lanlan, did you smoke?"

"Hmm," a soft voice floated out from under the veil, "What's wrong? Don't you like it?"

"No, no. I'm just asking. I like smoking, too."

Zhu Ganglie grinned, took out two Red Double Happiness cigarettes, approached the beauty, handed her one, and coaxed her:

"Come, let's smoke a cigarette together first, and then... go to sleep together, hehe."

"Still sleeping~"

Hou Cuilan suddenly lifted her veil and lit a cigarette. Her beautiful face was filled with sorrow as she said softly:
"You don't know, three monks came to our village yesterday and wanted to catch you, a monster!"

Zhu Ganglie's face changed, and he immediately cast a spell to block his voice. He asked in surprise, "Did you send someone to the Earth God Temple to file a complaint?"

Monkey Cuilan said:

"No.

"These monks who were passing by heard about you yesterday and suspected that you were a demon in disguise.

"I just saw it with my own eyes at the banquet, and I am even more certain of it. They have already made a plan, and they want my help to deal with you.

"Although you are a demon, we have worshiped heaven and earth after all, how could I be so cruel as to help them harm you?

"Run quickly~"

After saying this, sadness flooded like a river, as if he was lamenting his miserable life.

Zhu Ganglie's eyes were uncertain as he lit a cigarette and started smoking. After a moment of silence, he grabbed Hou Cuilan's hand and said in a muffled voice:

“Don’t worry, my lady.

"As long as you don't report me, what can these nosy monks do to me?

"Tell me where they are now and what they look like. I'll take care of them first, and then I'll spend the wedding night with my wife."

Hou Cuilan was speechless and choked, secretly cursing this fat pig for being so stupid that he even gave up his life for the bridal chamber.

She shook off the fat hand again and said:

"I heard them claim to be from the Pure Land Sect and that they can perform some powerful Heavenly Dragon magic. With just a flick of their hands, even a teacup was reduced to dust. And there were three of them. How could you possibly defeat them alone?"

Perhaps it was because he heard the three words "Pure Land Sect" or the four words "Great Power Heavenly Dragon", but Zhu Ganglie seemed to feel more relaxed and said with a smile:

“Don’t be afraid, my lady.

"I have the transformation of Tiangang numbers and am proficient in Shenxiao thunder magic. Why should I be afraid of monks, Taoist priests, or bird-like dragons?

"Even if the Nine Heavens Demon Slayer Patriarch came, I've met him before, and he wouldn't do anything to me."

Damn it?

Hou Cuilan looked at him with tears in her eyes, but secretly laughed at this guy for being so arrogant and boasting without even thinking.

I heard that during the five hundred years when it was pressed under the mountain, the Great Emperor Zhenwu had replaced the Northern Xuanling and became the Elder of the North.

Her status in heaven is even higher than that of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

How dare a monster on earth expect the Great Emperor Zhenwu to give him face? Do you think you are the Monkey King?
Hou Cuilan wanted to curse directly, but as a professional actor, she did not break her character. After thinking for a while, she said:
"There's another one among them, who is said to be the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago."

Ah this?

Zhu Ganglie's expression changed drastically, and he immediately remembered the rumors he had heard about the pilgrim who had gone on a pilgrimage. He immediately asked:
"No, are you sure? Where did they come from?"

Hou Cuilan was secretly pleased and replied with a suppressed smile, "It seems that they came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and were going to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures."

Ah this?

Zhu Ganglie felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy. He listened to the noise outside the house and whispered:
"Oh no! If that Bi Ma Wen who caused the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace comes here, I'm afraid I can't handle him. I'd better go and hide for now."

Oh? Where did this guy come from? Even Bi Ma Wen knew about it. The dead memory attacked the monkey again, and the stick in his ear was already thirsty.

"Lanlan, come with me.

"You don't know, Bi Ma Wen is a madman, utterly insane. If you say anything bad about him, he'll smash your head with a stick.

"Now you've informed me and ruined its plan. It will surely get mad and kill you."

You damn monster, how dare you say bad things about me!
Hou Cuilan sneered secretly and agreed to Zhu Ganglie's proposal reluctantly.

In fact, it and Tang Xuanci had long anticipated that this pig demon was lustful and would most likely be unwilling to give up the beauty he had never experienced and run away on his own.

Even if the pig demon didn't bring it up, Monkey Cuilan would have hinted at it.

Soon, she packed two bags of clothes and a pile of gold and silver jewelry, lay on Zhu Ganglie's back, and let him carry her away.

When the double peaks lost their edges, Zhu Ganglie's blood flowed faster, his mind became distracted, and the changes were no longer maintainable.

Suddenly the wedding gown tore apart, revealing a belly; a long nose and big ears grew on the head, turning it into a pig's head.

……

The sky outside was dim and the setting sun was blood-red.

At the banquet held outdoors, all the guests had left, leaving only two people still sitting there.

Tang Xuanci held a cigarette in his left hand, chopsticks in his right hand, his eyes reflecting the sunset, and chewing food in his mouth, looking completely indifferent.

Xiong Ba stared at the inner courtyard gate with red lanterns hanging on it, waiting for the monkey to pierce the divine thorn into the pig monster's body, then he would rush over immediately and use the divine thorn to cripple it.

Suddenly, a fly flew over and turned into a monkey head, cursing:
"Grass.

"As soon as the dead pig came in, it said someone was going to harm it and forced me to run away with it.

"They have already slipped out of Gao Village!"

what?
Xiong Ba stood up in a hurry and rushed into the yard... Then he came back out and asked urgently:

"How is it possible? How could it detect it?"

Monkey Fly said indifferently:

"It's not my fault anyway; it didn't see through my transformation.

"It must be because you made all that noise last night, and it was noticed by its spies. Then you revealed your flaws today, and that's why you startled it.

"If I can't kill it, it's all your fault, you jinx."

Tang Xuanci smirked, "Hey, this can't be blamed on Wuneng, it's just that he's too~"

"Where is it going?" Xiong Ba suppressed his anger, obviously unwilling to give in.

The monkeyfly flapped its wings and slowly turned its head, facing northwest, and said, "This way."

Xiong Ba snorted coldly:
"I expected it to go into the river.

"Since it hasn't seen through you yet, don't move rashly. Wait until I catch up and then stab it with my magic weapon.

"If you dare to let it escape on purpose, I will report it to the Bodhisattva for punishment!"

As he spoke, he revealed his demonic form and transformed into a black tornado that soared into the sky, carrying the monkey fly with it and chasing towards the northwest.

I don't know if it was intentional or deliberate.

The tables and chairs around Tang Xuanci were overturned by the wind, and the soup spilled all over him, making him look very embarrassed.

"Master Tang."

"What should we do now?"

Gao Cuiqiang and Gao Cuisheng looked up at the black wind that flew ten miles away in an instant and trotted over.

Tang Xuanci wiped the soup that splashed on his face with his hand.

As the jade hand lowered, the peerless beauty reappeared and the frozen smile completely disappeared.

His tone was cold and violent as he slowly said:
"Help me find today's chef and tell him that I want to eat bear."

(End of this chapter)