Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 133 A clever plan
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at night.

The big lanterns and the happy couplets decorated the Gao family manor with a prosperous and hazy atmosphere.

Four quarters after midnight, it was Gao Cuilan's wedding day.

Since Zhu Ganglie was a son-in-law of the Li family, it was naturally impossible for him to marry another woman in Lijiazhuang.

The etiquette and laws are in complete chaos. Even if Confucius were to come, he probably wouldn't know what to do.

Zhu Ganglie was so shameless that he immediately suggested that he could marry into the Gao family again, saying it didn't matter.

Even Tang Xuanci couldn't help but sigh:
If he marries one son-in-law, he is a useless son-in-law; if he marries several sons-in-law at the same time, he is the Dragon King!

In the side hall.

Xiong Ba and Hou Zi sat in the guest seats, one drinking tea and the other smoking.

Gao Cuiqiang and Gao Cuisheng were sitting opposite them, with happy smiles on their faces but very nervous inside.

It’s because Master Tang said that there are bad people in Buddhism, and the dark and strong monk in front of him is the bad guy.

After Xiong Ba finished his formalities, he put down his teacup and got to the point:
"I have come to see you two late at night to ask you a question. Do you know that Zhu Ganglie from Li Village is not some martial arts expert, but a demon who has attained enlightenment?"

When Gao Cuiqiang and Gao Cuisheng heard this, their faces changed drastically and they could not hide their shock.

"This... can't be?" Gao Cuiqiang said.

"Monks don't tell lies. That fellow is a pig demon who has transformed into a spirit. He knows thirty-six transformations, and it's difficult for mortals to see through him."

"But if he's a monster, then Village Chief Li and the others couldn't have been completely unaware, right? And Li Hongxing couldn't have shared a room with him and not felt anything at all?"

"Amitabha."

Xiong Bafu said angrily:

“People are short-sighted and often blinded by immediate benefits but unable to see future disasters.

“They may have discovered it, but they don’t know that this pig demon is not only lustful but also likes to eat people.

“Once it gets tired of the women of the Li family, it will secretly kill their entire family and eat them.

"Now that you know it's a demon, do you still want to be with it?"

Gao Cuiqiang and his brother looked at each other, remembering what Master Tang had said about this bad monk coming to ambush the pig demon, so they followed his words and said:

"This...if it really is a monster, then I definitely can't marry Cuilan to it."

As he said this, he bowed to the ground with his brother and cried out:

"Please ask the monk for help!"

Xiong Ba chanted the Buddha's name again, said some great and glorious words, and then said:
"Please stand up first, both donors. This pig demon is very powerful. If we act rashly, the consequences will be too widespread.

"I have a plan that can help my senior brother transform into Miss Gao and marry that pig demon.

"Once we're in the bridal chamber, we'll injure it while we're close, and then we'll combine our strength to subdue it."

Ah this?

The Gao brothers were stunned when they heard this. Looking at Hou Zi who was silent and just smoking one cigarette after another, they really couldn't imagine how a man could become his own sister.

They had seen Tang Xuanci become more cunning, but that was only a big change in appearance and a slight adjustment in body shape.

Mugangshan Mine.

Tang Xuanci held a pile of uranium-235 that had been rubbed into fine particles, cleared a small space within the devastating explosion area, and said excitedly:

"Just follow the final version and make all the components and parts!"

The monkey looked tired and didn't even want to talk.

It plucked a few hairs from its head, neck and arms, closed its eyes and concentrated, then blew them towards the open space.

Alloy shells, reflectors, neutron sources, detonation systems, and other nuclear bomb components were neatly arranged on the ground.

In terms of the precision of workmanship alone, the things that the monkey transformed can be said to have surpassed the best particle printing technology on Tang Xuanci's mother planet.

In fact, it would be more convenient and easier to directly make it into a finished nuclear bomb and encapsulate the explosives and nuclear fuel into it.

But Tang Xuanci was afraid that it might be careless or not fully understand something, leading to mistakes.

Therefore, he would rather check and assemble it by hand.

Serious men are the most handsome.

If there were any girls present, they would definitely be fascinated by this macho man with his eight-pack abs showing and playing with nuclear bombs.

In an instant, an atomic bomb with a radius of 24 centimeters and a weight of 33 kilograms appeared out of nowhere, emitting a cold luster in Tang Xuanci's hands.

"Wukong, we did it! Hahahahaha! Nantianmen, Leiyin Temple! From now on, blow them up one by one, hahahahahahaha..."

The crazy laughter sounded again from underground.

But the monkey didn't get too excited and just hoped that this crappy thing would work.

Suddenly, it frowned and said:
"Don't be so happy! Don't eat that pickled radish. If you insist on turning me into Gao Cuilan, go back quickly!"

……

"The wedding will be held at 11:00 AM, so it's better to prepare early."

In the carefully decorated boudoir, Xiong Ba picked up the spear head removed from the black tassel spear, cast a spell to force out an imperceptible sharp edge from the tip, and merged it into the tip of a golden hairpin.

"This is the Divine Piercing Thorn that I have been refining for over three hundred years. After Senior Brother transforms into Miss Gao, find the right moment and pierce any of the thirty-six major acupuncture points of the Golden Core. You will surely be able to severely injure it."

As he spoke, he handed the hairpin to Hou Zi. Hou Zi didn't smoke, but he was a little slow to react before taking the thing: "Well, I'll change in a moment, you guys go."

Xiong Ba frowned and looked at him:
"Why not take advantage of Miss Gao's presence and imitate her appearance, so they can see if there are any flaws. That pig demon is very lustful, and having seen Miss Gao before, I'm afraid he even remembers her scent, so he can't be fooled."

Ah... that monster has also smelled my scent? Gao Cuilan stood timidly beside her brother, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Seeing that Hou Zi hadn't responded yet, Xiong Ba looked suspicious and asked again, "Brother, is there any difficulty?"

The room fell into silence.

One second, two seconds... ten seconds~
Just as the suspicion in Xiong Ba's eyes deepened and he was about to speak again, Hou Zi suddenly transformed into a beauty so beautiful that the moon and flowers could be ashamed of each other. Her appearance was exactly like the person next to her.

After the center of gravity was stabilized, the two fruits on the thin branches continued to shake, and their movement and deformation states perfectly conformed to Newton's law and Hooke's law.

Even the texture and luster of the clothes and jewelry on her body were flawless.

Even Xiong Ba couldn't help but admire this: No wonder Hui'an Xingzhe deliberately emphasized that Sun Wukong was very good at changing. Now that I see it, it's really amazing!

Not to mention the Gao brothers and sisters.

The three of them were stunned when they saw the most familiar stranger pick up a cigarette and put it between his cherry lips and started smoking.

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with it, Xiong Ba gave Hou Cuilan a few instructions and then left the boudoir with the Gao brothers and sisters.

He told his two brothers to take their sister and hide her somewhere else, and not to show up. As for the servants, they were to do what they were supposed to do, and just change into their wedding attire and put on their makeup on time.

Gao Cuiqiang was eager to keep his sister out of trouble, so he immediately took Gao Cuilan to the secluded courtyard that had been prepared specifically for receiving Tang Xuanci.

Xiong Ba walked towards the guest room where he lived, and for some reason he thought of the monkey's abilities again, and felt a little envious of them.

In fact, he had been practicing the authentic Taoist version of "Thirty-Six Transformations" for many years. Unfortunately, this technique was too profound. Even if he had become an immortal, it would be difficult to achieve any success without the guidance of a master.

With his current skills, the most he could do was to perform the Heaven and Earth Magic (increasing or decreasing, making crude electromagnetic force changes), become soft or hard, or transform into an animal of similar size.

If he wanted to transform Gao Cuilan in the same way, he would probably only be able to transform her into Ruhua after two and a half days of practice, and that too with very hard chest muscles.

The monkey's skills have clearly reached a pinnacle. According to Hui'an Xingzhe, it can not only transform anything, but can also pluck feathers to perform magical transformations.
"Trance transformation."

When Xiong Ba read out these four words, he suddenly remembered the abnormal behavior of Hou Zi and Tang Xuanci during the past two days since he came to Gao Laozhuang.

When he returned to the guest room, he stopped at the room where his master lived. After hesitating for a moment, he walked over and knocked on the door.

"Who?" an impatient voice sounded inside.

"Master is me, Wuneng. I have something important to discuss with you." Xiong Ba paused for a moment, rudely but not impolitely, then pushed the door open and went in.

The room was filled with hormones. A muscular man with white muscles was exercising his biceps with dumbbells made from a golden hoop.

Xiong Ba looked him up and told him that something might happen tomorrow, so he should not run around and just ignore everything.

Then, the dagger in the picture was revealed:

"Master, there is one more thing.

“According to the Bodhisattva’s instructions, disciples need to verify their identities regularly to ensure the safety of their master.

"So, I would like to chant a spell briefly to sense the spiritual hoop in Master's body. I hope Master can be patient for a moment."

Ah this!?
Tang Xuanci and the monkey Benhou, who had just run to the outside of Gao Village, stopped in surprise.

"A magical hoop?" Tang Xuanci asked in surprise and delight, "Even if you don't eat this pickled radish, you can cast that spell?"

"Shit, he's going to curse my clone now, what should I do?" asked Monkey Ben Monkey.

Tang Xuanci was quick-witted and immediately pulled open his clothes, pointing at his eight-pack abs and saying:

"He's never seen it before anyway. It's right here, it glows. Show it to him."

It's too late, but it's soon.

Xiong Ba in the guest room didn't say anything. He quickly raised two fingers and started to recite a spell silently.

Hou Xuanci fully demonstrated his Oscar-winning acting skills and immediately cast a spell to create a small, faintly translucent circle on his eight abdominal muscles.

At the same time, his facial muscles twitched and his body shook slightly, fully demonstrating his own feeling when the golden hoop curse took effect.

But after a moment, Xiong Ba put down his finger.

Hou Xuanci also stopped pretending and secretly gave himself five stars for his performance.

Unexpectedly, Xiong Ba looked at him and suddenly asked, "Big Brother, where is Master?"

Ah this?
The monkey was confused, suspecting that this guy was deliberately deceiving him, and continued to act out, "What?"

Xiong Ba took a deep breath and said with a gloomy expression:

"The Bodhisattva only told me that there is also a spiritual hoop in Master's body, which is connected to your life, but he didn't teach me the mantra.

“Where’s the Master?

"What the hell are you doing!"

Ah this?
The monkey outside Gao Village cursed loudly:

"Fuck, that bitch was just trying to trick us. She didn't even cast any spells. What the hell are you asking me to do?

“He was very suspicious on the road and was very afraid of the pig demon.

"If they suspect us of foul play now, they would probably abandon the ambush rather than act rashly.

"what to do?
"How about we try to detonate your atomic bomb right here and kill him first, and then find a way to put the blame on that pig!"

(End of this chapter)