Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West
Chapter 124 Are you here to cause trouble?!
Chapter 124 Are you here to cause trouble?!
Tang Xuanci was not sure whether Jin Chi would report the lost purple bamboo box to the society separately.
So they didn't disappear again these two days and returned to the vicinity of the Silk Road to prevent the society from linking the events at Guanyin Temple to them.
When the black-faced man transformed by Xiong Ba came, Tang Xuanci and the monkey were washing their feet in a foot bath in a small town.
He quietly pushed open the door of the private room and stood at the door looking out. Not only did Tang Xuanci and Hou Zi, who recognized him at a glance, were stunned, but even the ragged technicians No. 818, 808, 888, and 666 were a little confused.
Fortunately, Tang Xuanci reacted quickly and realized that he was just wearing a wig and a beard today, and Houzi didn't turn into a monkey, so the other party might not have seen through what happened that night.
I guess he is here to test me or to become my disciple.
He immediately cursed, "What the hell are you doing? Are you drunk? Or are you cracking down on prostitution? We're doing a legitimate project."
Hou Zi took a puff of his cigarette and pretended not to know him, saying, "Yeah, we're playing legitimately. Get out now and close the door!"
When the four technicians heard about the crackdown on prostitution, their faces changed and their bodies became tense.
After all, Xifan is different from the Tang Dynasty. Its culture is not as inclusive, and the royal power has some connection with religion, so the management of customs is stricter.
Xiong Ba stared at them for a few seconds, as if he was sure they were his master and senior brothers. He walked in without closing the door and gave instructions to the four technicians:
"This is none of your business. Go out first. I have something to say to these two gentlemen."
The girls looked at him, who looked ferocious, and then at the handsome and elegant Tang Xuanci, and were a little at a loss.
"Fuck, who the hell are you? Is your face made of gold, or is your inner self made of gold? Who are you talking to? Get out of here." Tang Xuanci said.
Xiong Ba pondered for a moment, then forced a smile, "I came down to discuss something important with you two."
"Fuck, who the hell are you?!"
"You guys get out first!" Xiong Ba insisted on letting the technicians leave. He still looked ferocious after the transformation, and the girls were so scared that they couldn't help but want to get up and leave.
Hou Zi immediately pulled his feet out of the soft little hands, jumped onto the soft bed angrily, frowned and said, "Are you here to cause trouble?!"
Suddenly, a tense background music seemed to sound in the room.
Xiong Ba obviously didn't expect that his master and senior brother would be so social. After thinking for a moment, he directly used a sound transmission method, compressed the sound waves and said to Tang Xuanci's ear:
"Holy monk, I am here to receive the observation~"
But before he could finish his words, the wooden basin in front of the monkey's bed flipped over, spilling a full basin of foot washing water onto his head and face.
Xiong Ba frowned, raised his hand quickly, and created a gust of wind, which blew the foot washing water back without a drop left.
Hou Zi sneered and slapped out with his palm.
The scattered foot washing water condensed in the air again, and under the influence of two opposing forces, it slowly gathered into a water ball, which made the four technicians who were proficient in water stunned.
Although Xiong Ba is a demon fairy, his transformation skills are no match for the monkey. Now that he has transformed into a human, how can he be defeated?
Seeing that the water ball was about to hit his face, and it was inconvenient to reveal his demon body in the mortal town, he could only suddenly disperse his strength.
The water ball exploded and flew everywhere, splashing wet and making people scream, and even soaked the fruit snacks on the coffee table.
"I'm a bastard!"
Tang Xuanci picked up the machete from the fruit plate, took three steps at a time, and stabbed Xiong Ba in the stomach with all his strength, thinking:
"I'll show you your true colors and see how you become my disciple! Even better if I alert the Earth God Temple and the Taoist thieves. If I can't obtain the sutra then it will all be your fault!"
"Bang~"
The sonic barrier was broken, the tip of the knife heated up, and the speed instantly soared to Mach 2.5.
Xiong Ba's face changed. Although he had heard that this blindly practicing master was not an easy person to deal with, he never expected that he would be so fierce and would kill someone if he disagreed with him!
Is this a monk? Or a holy monk?
It's too late, but it's soon.
Xiong Ba stepped back and blocked the machete.
Tang Xuanci still had some strength left, so he pressed down on its shoulder with his left hand, crushed the floor with his foot, and kicked Xiong Ba in the chest with his knee, bringing tons of reaction force.
Xiong Ba had no way to avoid it, strong wind emanated from his body, and his elbow hit his knee, making a shocking sound.
"what!"
The blast flipped tables, shattered plates, and sent screaming little girls flying. Two of them hit their heads and fainted instantly.
Xiong Ba blocked two of Tang Xuanci's moves and was barely able to maintain the change.
However, as its pupils dilated, it caught sight of the monkey taking advantage of the opportunity to fly over, and it could no longer withstand it. In an instant, its clothes bulged out, and it transformed back into a monster covered in black fur. Hou Zi kicked with both feet together, determined to use the huge bear head as a cannonball and blast it away for a thousand miles.
Xiong Bajiang raised his arm to block, and his body flew out, smashing five walls, killing three technicians and two customers whose pants were only pulled up to their knees, and flew directly out of the foot bath city.
The noise was so loud that it startled everyone within a three-mile radius.
"Monster, it's a monster! Kill it!" Tang Xuanci shouted.
Hou Zi also understood his idea, and spun his body in the air, transforming into a whirlwind charging tornado, completely crushing the floor and giving chase.
Tang Xuanci fell to the first floor and took off. With the idea that the louder the noise, the better, he rushed around recklessly, blasted the front desk of the foot bath city, and crashed out of the door directly.
However, just when he found his target again, he saw Houzi plummeting from mid-air, his hands covering his head, his body stiff, and hair starting to grow on his face.
"The Tightening Curse! This bastard really knows how to use the Tightening Curse!"
Tang Xuanci was startled, but he did not hesitate. He pulled out his Air2 revolver and was about to shoot.
Suddenly, a hurricane rose into the sky, sweeping up dust and sand, covering the sky and the moon, and enveloping him as well.
He couldn't open his eyes completely, and there was only the sound of tearing wind in his ears, and even his movements were restricted.
He saw a black shadow flash in front of him. He tried his best to defend himself, but he couldn't even see the other party's figure.
Soon, a sharp pain came from the Si Shen Cong acupoint, and an extremely powerful force surged into the brain, making his consciousness mostly blurred.
Then his body felt lighter, and he felt himself being lifted up, flying on the wind, and out of the town in an instant.
He didn't know how long it was before the wind stopped and he landed on the grass.
Shaking his dizzy head and glancing around, he found himself in a dark forest.
The black bear monster was right in front of him, its dark silhouette like a small hill.
The monkey was also nearby, lying on the ground, his flaming eyes reflecting three parts of pain, three parts of surprise, and four parts of uncontrollable anger.
"Holy monk, I am Wuneng, inspired by the Bodhisattva Guanyin, and I am here to escort you on your journey to the Western Paradise to obtain the Buddhist scriptures. Master, please forgive any offense I may have caused in my haste."
Seeing that Tang Xuanci had woken up, the black bear monster held the Air2 revolver in both hands and knelt before him.
Looking at its dead appearance, Tang Xuanci really wanted to grab Air2 immediately and shoot it in the back of the head a few times.
But reason told him that this would definitely not work.
So, he suppressed his anger, pretended to be surprised, and said, "What? You said you are Wuneng?"
"I am Wuneng, from Black Wind Cave, Black Wind Mountain. Master, please accept my three bows."
After Xiong Ba finished speaking, he put down his pistol and kowtowed three times without hesitation.
Tang Xuanci knew very well that although this guy looked rough, he was probably a cunning man.
He had to act out the whole act. He grabbed the gun in a flash, retreated tactically, and pointed at it, saying:
"No, that's impossible. What is Wuneng? Why have I never heard of it?"
Xiong Ba immediately explained, and according to the instructions he had received, he told the reason why he moved from U-Tsang to Black Wind Mountain.
The only difference was that he concealed the purple bamboo box from Guanyin Temple, pointed to his head, and said that this "forbidden hoop" was the token of trust.
"Master, please stop being suspicious.
"In addition to this confinement hoop, the Bodhisattva also taught me a confinement hoop spell, which can also prove that this matter is true.
"Actually, I didn't want to chant this spell. I was really afraid that if the situation continued, it would be difficult to resolve, so I had no choice but to offend Master and Senior Brother..."
As it said this, it wanted to calm the monkey's emotions again.
But the monkey's bad temper couldn't be dealt with in just a few words.
Just as he had recovered a little strength, he suddenly banged his head against the ground, somersaulted up, took out his stick and hit the bear on the head!
(End of this chapter)
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