Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 125: The Master Travels a Thousand Miles Away and the Disciples Worry

Xiong Ba had been on guard the whole time. When he saw the monkey coming to attack him, he immediately used tactics to dodge and flew ten feet into the air.

The black tasseled spear that he had placed here earlier broke out of the ground and flew into his hands.

The monkey knocked down half of the grove with one stick, and without any hesitation, he chased into the air in an instant and started a second battle with Xiong Ba.

Tang Xuanci climbed out from the collapsed land and fallen trees, looking at the fierce battle between the gods above, his eyes uncertain.

"Big Brother, calm down!"

"Cold your mother's head, die!"

"Master, please persuade him... This might attract enemies!" Xiong Ba shouted in between parrying.

Tang Xuanci knew that the monkey's actions were futile, but he did not want to dissuade him. After all, it would be more beneficial to let the monkey suffer a little and accumulate more anger.

The monkey who took out the stick became much more powerful.

The two fought for ten rounds, and then the monkey plucked out a hair and used a body-spanning technique to split the monkey in two.

Xiong Ba felt more and more pressured and could hardly stand it anymore. He was secretly shocked that this person who dared to cause trouble in the sky was really powerful!
Suddenly, the monkey took advantage of his distraction and quietly used a piece of hair to become a substitute, holding a stick in his hand and acting as Xiong Ba.

His real body leaped under him and hit him with his right leg.

Xiong Ba felt the stick head tearing the space apart, and when he tried to dodge, he was already unable to react. He could only channel his magic power to his legs and use the Vajra Body Protection Magical Power.

With a "bang", bones and tendons were broken.

Xiong Ba was in pain, and he raised his gun to try to block the stick that was hit on his head by the other clone, and then he fell rapidly to the ground.

Feeling that danger was looming over his head, he dared not hesitate any longer. Anger rose in his heart, and without any regard for martial ethics, he immediately chanted a curse.

“But ahhhhhh!!!”

The three monkeys that dived vertically towards his head let out painful howls, but the raised sticks were ultimately unable to hit him.

The clone turned back into monkey hair, and the real body fell to the ground, once again defeated by Tathagata's control.

At six o'clock, Jin Mang arrived first, and then a shout came:
“Stop~”

Xiong Ba fired a gunshot that seemed to shatter space, disrupting the trajectories of the six Mach bullets, causing them to pass by him, dragging golden tails.

Seeing the cheap master running over, he stopped chanting, held up his injured leg with his gun, landed in front of the monkey, and said loudly:
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is indeed very capable, I have already experienced it.

"However, in order to achieve the great cause of obtaining the scriptures, the three of us, master and disciples, must work together.

"If I were to violate the Bodhisattva's teachings, no one would be able to explain. I hope the Great Sage will put aside past grudges and think carefully about this."

Tang Xuanci felt that these words clearly contained a threat, and it was probably not only directed at the monkey, but also a reminder to him.

To put it bluntly, the pilgrimage team must value harmony and put ourselves first. You two should take care of yourselves, reflect on yourself, and don't make such a smart mistake again in the future!
"Ah...ah!"

The monkey was furious and struggled to get up and do it again!

Tang Xuanci quickly stepped forward and hugged it:

"Wukong, since he has proven that he is the one who was inspired by the Bodhisattva to seek Buddhist scriptures, let's forget about what happened tonight.

“Calm down!
"Remember the meditation mantra your teacher taught you, Om Amitavasa, trick him into relaxing, Dopaye Sahamalo, he dead man, trust me."

(Paralyze him first... He's dead, believe me)
Xiong Ba had absolutely no idea what the Yin language mixed in with the Sanskrit was and what Diaozhatian's bird language was talking about.

But the monkey who could speak Yin Yu to the sixth level understood it, gritted his teeth, and suppressed his murderous intent.

Tang Xuanci lit a cigarette and put it in its mouth, then said to Xiong Ba:
"Wuneng, now that the misunderstanding has been cleared up, we're a family from now on. Uh... we did a proper foot bath just now, and we also changed our appearance~"

"Master, let's put tonight's events behind us. Xifan is, after all, the land of the Bodhisattva. I have some acquaintance with the local land gods, so they should be able to handle this problem. However, we are monks, so it would be best if we refrain from doing things that violate the precepts in the future."

Hearing that this guy was trying to rectify the team's atmosphere, Tang Xuanci was filled with anger and said:

"Well, as long as it doesn't violate the principles, we have to do it. I've made a three-point agreement with Guanyin... the Bodhisattva. Oh, and the Bodhisattva gave you the forbidden hoop as a token of trust. Is there a forbidden hoop spell you want you to pass on to me? Wukong has it all."

"No. The Bodhisattva only taught me a forbidden spell."

Tang Xuanci also knew that this was probably true, so he nodded and smiled sarcastically:

"Well, it seems that the Bodhisattva is worried about Wukong and me, so he sent a special envoy here."

Xiong Ba said sternly, "The Bodhisattva said that the journey to obtain the scriptures has been delayed and we must speed up. So, Master, from now on I will arrange the itinerary, and you just need to be on your way with peace of mind." Fuck you!
If you arrange it, I will really be on the road soon!
Tang Xuanci cursed in his heart, frowned and asked, "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"I dare not. I am only acting in accordance with the Bodhisattva's command."

Xiong Ba paused, raised his hand and gestured to the west:

"Master, there is a dry cave over there. Please go there and rest. We will head to Black Wind Mountain tomorrow morning.

"Regarding the matter of becoming my disciple, I would like to trouble you for your cooperation so that I can make it right."

Damn, they're joining right away, and we haven't even reached Black Wind Mountain yet! Tang Xuanci felt even worse.

At this time, Beaker analyzed that Xiong Ba obviously had a close personal relationship with the old man Jin Chi, and there was a high probability that he had some shameful activities.

So when he heard Jin Chi say that the Purple Bamboo Box was missing and a lot of shameful information was lost in the secret room, he wanted to communicate with his master in advance, control them, and solve any problems in advance to avoid being involved in the matter of the Zen temple.

But Tang Xuanci was not in the mood to think about this now.

After a moment of silence, he pulled the monkey up and walked together in the direction pointed by Xiong Ba, saying casually:

"By the way, my horse, staff, and bag are still in the inn next to the Foot Bath City. It would be terrible if the government officials found them. Wukong, you can fly faster than Wuneng, so go get them quickly."

Oh? The monkey seemed to understand, pretended to be impatient, and agreed.

Although it did not understand what Tang Xuanci's trick was, it guessed that after it left, it would most likely receive a Morse code message from the monk.

But at this time, Xiong Ba said:

"Master, I've already informed the land god. He'll take care of the horses and luggage. After I take you to the resting cave, I'll go directly to the foot of the mountain to pick you up."

Ah this?

No chance at all?

The monkey was furious and was about to explode, but was persuaded by Tang Xuanci.

When they reached the dry cave, Xiong Ba started a fire and said he would be back soon, then he rode the wind to the foot of the mountain to pick up the white dragon horse.

"What should we do now?" The monkey scratched the back of his left hand with his right hand and said angrily, "That damn bastard is very wary of us. If he can't beat us, he just casts a spell. How can we kill him?"

"Don't worry, Wukong. We still have the advantage. As long as we find the uranium mine, killing him will be a piece of cake."

As Tang Xuanci spoke, he took out a telegraph device, placed it near the cave entrance, and began tapping it at the sky.

The monkey said:
“Ah… With those mortals in U-Tsang who can’t even figure out the direction of the electromagnetic field, how can they find something buried deep underground?

“That damned bear demon is watching me so closely, I’m afraid he’ll get suspicious if I go too far away.

"That idiot wants us to hurry up and follow the Buddha's will. I'm afraid that by the time Ü-Tsang finds uranium, we'll already be in the Western Paradise!"

Tang Xuanci quickly sent the telegram, turned back to look at the monkey and said:
"So, I, the master, will now rush to U-Tsang to personally look for minerals."

"Just now, I deliberately lured that idiot away for a while so that I could take advantage of this opportunity to escape.

"Listen to me, during this time you have to pluck out the hair and conjure up a me. Act well and try to delay the time as much as possible, but don't let him see the flaws, and don't let him recite the tight-fitting curse again."

Ah this! ?
The monkey was stunned by this fantastic idea.

The first thing it was worried about was not the quality of its own acting skills, nor did it suspect that this cheap master would abandon it and run away. Instead, it asked:

"If you go alone...what if you get beaten to death?"

Tang Xuanci knew that this guy was afraid that he would meet with an accident and take it with him, so he consoled him with a smile and scolded him:
“Alpaca.

"How much energy you have determines how long you can live!
"I rolled in a pile of dead bodies, sniped against Guanyin through the middle gate, and I've seen all sorts of storms and waves, and yet I got killed? This is fucking hilarious."

After saying this, without any further ado, he told the monkey to call him later, threw the revolver at his waist to him, and immediately walked out of the cave.

"You must be careful... I'm not by your side, so don't be impulsive. Be patient if you can..."

The monkey suddenly acted like a mother and chased him for dozens of meters before stopping.

Looking at the figure rushing away, his pair of fiery eyes were full of worry, just like an old mother sending her son to study in a big city, or a filial son sending his father to work in another place.

(End of this chapter)