Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 123 Uranium-235
"Don't take out your dick-stick, he may cast the fking spell too!"

(Don't pull out your stick, it might also cast a spell!)
Ten years of hard work off stage, one minute on stage!

The day-to-day practice of Yin language played a crucial role at this moment.

The monkey's action of taking out the stick came to an abrupt halt, and he took the black bear monster's thirteen fatal shots with his bare hands. He followed the force of the gun barrel and smashed it into the cave wall. He then used his seventy-two transformations to solidify the rock and transformed into a stone man, rushing out.

Tang Zhatian saw that they had fought for several rounds but still no winner, and he knew that the monkey could not deal with the opponent in this state.

So he made a quick decision and asked Monkey to block Wuneng first, and prepared to evacuate tactically with the stolen goods.

When he rushed out of the cave, he found that some pack horses and porters transformed from monkey hair had collapsed to the ground and were dead. He guessed that it was probably because the monkeys' spiritual awareness was insufficient.

He had no choice but to leave half of the stolen goods behind, call the monkey to turn them back into monkey hair to pick them up, and then run away to the southeast with the most valuable treasures and three living Bodhisattvas.

After leaving the mountainous area where the Zen temple was located, many lower-level monkeys died one after another. Tang Xuanci's burden became heavier and heavier, and he was about to be unable to run.

Fortunately, although the monkey couldn't take down the bear, he easily escaped, rushed over with the Red Tide Fire Spear, reconnected with the disconnected clone, and led the transport team away at a rapid speed.

After making sure that no one was catching up, Tang Xuanci chose several places along the way and hid the stolen goods in batches. Finally, he placed the three living Bodhisattvas in a demon cave that they had just destroyed yesterday, and then returned to the demon cave where the milk dragon was.

As the east was getting brighter, the milk dragon, probably fed up with the smell of the air inside, was lying at the entrance of the cave to rest, using a clamshell-shaped magic weapon to listen to the music that accompanied his existence.

The master and the disciple were dressed in suits and walked over with cigarettes in their mouths and betel nuts chewed, pretending nothing had happened.

"Puff, puff, the yellow sand smoke here is like shit."

"Well, it's not as good as the Yellow Crane Tower. I, Old Sun, still prefer the Zhongxihai. That kind of tobacco is hard to change. You should ask the old Dragon King of the West Sea to get a few dozen boxes."

"What's so good about Zhongxihai? I've already sent a letter to Chang'an. When Li Shimin has the imperial tribute and the world's goods shipped to Yumen Pass, you can do somersaults to get them. This is the best tobacco in the Three Realms."

"And the world?"

Milk Dragon looked suspicious as he watched them walk past him into the cave. He didn't ask anything, but secretly wondered, this evil master and disciple had disappeared all night, could it be that... they had gone to the nearby county town to solicit prostitution?

Tang Xuanci and the monkey entered the cave, changed the topic of conversation in a second, and their faces both became gloomy.

"Wukong, you don't need to act cool in front of your master. Just tell me honestly, if you were to attack with your double-flowered big red sticks at close range, could you have killed that bear instantly?"

"If it had its back to me and was defenseless, I would have definitely hit it to death with a stick."

"Fuck! It's not an idiot. How could it not be on guard against you, the Monkey King? If it joined the pilgrimage team, it would definitely be on guard against you all the time."

Tang Xuanci waved his hand:

"Okay, I get it. If it really knows how to cast the Tightening Curse, you definitely can't defeat it."

"It's all because my soul is weak and my cultivation hasn't recovered yet. If I had suddenly shot it with an arrow or a stick five hundred years ago, I would have turned it into ashes. I guarantee it wouldn't have been able to utter even the first word of the spell!"

"Then how many golden elixirs do you need to take to recover to your peak?"

"At least ten Nine Revolutions Great Rejuvenation Pills are needed."

"2^9 x 10 = 5120 years. Where can I get that many years of longevity?"

"how could I know."

Both master and disciple were silent.

In fact, Tang Xuanci had an answer in his mind, and he quickly said:
"Wukong, I have a way to kill that bear instantly. Do you remember the diagram of the atomic structure of uranium-235 that I drew for you?"

The monkey was stunned when he heard this and frowned, "Remember, element 92 has 92 protons and 143 neutrons in the nucleus, and 235 electrons outside the nucleus. So what? Don't tell me you can kill a demon fairy with this thing?"

Tang Xuanci asked, "If you struck the bear monster on the head with your full strength, would it be able to withstand it?"

"If I use the golden cudgel to strike it directly on the head with all my strength, it certainly won't be able to withstand it!" "Then it will definitely not be able to withstand it within the radius of the uranium fission nuclear explosion fireball! As long as you can conjure up 235 kilograms of uranium , I can kill that bear without any action!"

Seeing that he was so confident in his words, the monkey did not question him immediately out of the trust he had accumulated recently. Instead, he calculated his own workload first.

"20 kilograms of uranium-235, that's... 2.56 x 10^24 atoms! Each atom contains so many protons, neutrons, and electrons. I've never seen anything like that before. How did it transform?"

Tang Xuanci fell silent again.

He also knew that the atomic structure observed by spiritual consciousness was completely different from the scientific model.

After all, uranium is not as simple in structure as hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, and boron, which are located at the front row of the periodic table. It is not easy to produce it directly without scanning the actual object.

Moreover, to make 20 kilograms, the consumption must be huge.

He often plays with nuclear explosions and has actually thought about using hydrogen fusion bombs.

The monkey plucks its hair to first produce normal-valence hydrogen, and then rubs it into its brothers deuterium and tritium. It just needs to shorten its lifespan a little.

But Beaker said that pure fusion bombs require special ignition methods and are technically very difficult.

Otherwise, the monkey would need to use his spiritual sense to ignite the fire and trigger a chain reaction, which would probably blow it to pieces.

The most primitive hydrogen bomb must be detonated with an atomic bomb, and enough uranium 235 must be produced to reach the critical mass.

Therefore, the correct solution right now is to develop an atomic bomb!

After a moment's silence, he said:
"fine.

"Master speculates that there is already a lot of uranium-235 within the Three Realms, and there must be at least a large amount of uranium-238.

"Based on the geological data I collected in Chang'an, there is a high probability that there are uranium mines in U-Tsang, not far from us.

"We just need to mine the ore first, and then you can directly purify the uranium 235. Isn't that a piece of cake?

"Even if the quantity is insufficient, if you use uranium-238 to make uranium-235, the consumption should be greatly reduced."

The monkey looked confused and a little doubtful.

"Are you sure? How can such a good thing be dug out in a place as barren as U-Tsang?"

Tang Xuanci tugged at his peaked-lapel suit. "U-Tsang is now rich in cotton. Who knew that before? If I hadn't used planting and weaving technology to benefit all living beings, the people of the Tang Dynasty would still be wrapped in hemp to survive the winter."

As he said that, he asked the monkey to pay attention to the milk dragon outside the cave, open the Sumeru space, and clear out the large pile of stolen goods first.

Then connect the printer inside to an outdoor power supply, and use the brain wave signal amplifier to directly print out a set of sufficient industrial design drawings for the detection equipment, and start teaching the monkey to change.

As soon as the monkey learned that Wuneng might also be able to use the golden hoop, his murderous intent towards him had reached its peak.

At this time, I didn't get tired of studying. I just complained, "I'm so bored," and started to study hard and practice.

Tang Xuanci planned to let Monkey sneak to U-Tsang as soon as the detection equipment was made, give the equipment to Xiaoqing and Gao Cuiqiang, and ask them to hurry up and look for minerals.

I will try to delay time as much as possible, and wait until I have made the nuclear bomb, then go to Jinchi's Zen temple, think of a suitable way, and use the big mushroom to send Wuneng to heaven!

The idea is great, but the reality is always contrary to our wishes.

They spent two and a half days and successfully made a set of detectors and testers specifically for uranium mines within one kilometer of the surface, and attached an operating manual, which was delivered to Xiaoqing by Monkey.

But just as the monkey came back from doing this, an uninvited guest found them.

It was Xiong Ba from Black Wind Mountain.

(End of this chapter)