Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 116 Horse Taming
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The rugged ravines and mountains rise and fall, and the yellow sand has never receded for thousands of years.

Outside Yumen Pass, countless officials and civilians watched with tears in their eyes as the two men and their horses disappeared into the wind and sand.

Tang Xuanci's injuries had completely healed, and he had no excuse to delay any further. In order not to further intensify the conflict, he could only continue his journey westward under the supervision of the community representatives.

However, this time the society did not arrange ordinary monks like Ku Xiong and Ku Di as guides, but planned a route for them and warned them that they must arrive at the city gates or temples along the way on time, otherwise they would bear the consequences.

Monkey’s “dream-stealing plan” to go to Chang’an did not succeed.

It successfully sneaked into Li Shimin's bedroom, but unfortunately, it found out that there was an exquisite calming formation there, which was aimed at the art of entering dreams.

Dreams are a phenomenon that occurs when the consciousness of people with insufficient cultivation is disturbed after falling asleep.

Although Li Shimin's cultivation was not enough, he had a calming formation and it was impossible for him to dream.

But when Tang Xuanci chatted with him before, he had clearly heard him mention many times, "I dreamed of..."

Presumably, that formation was specially set up by the Heavenly Court to prevent evil spirits from interfering with the Tang Dynasty's politics. In other words, the only one who could interfere with the Tang Dynasty's politics by influencing the emperor was the Heavenly Court.

So how did Li Shimin manage his previous "three-day trip to the underworld"? It's terrifying to think about it.

Monkey couldn't carry out his dream-stealing plan without destroying the formation, so he could only leave a radio to Wu Cairen and ask her to keep an eye on Li Shimin's movements and see if there was any opportunity when he left the palace.

"Hua Heshang, there's no one here anymore. Come down and walk on your own."

In the wind and sand, the milk dragon horse suddenly went on strike and stopped running.

Tang Xuanci looked around at the desolate and deserted surroundings, smiled, and said while stroking the silky horse's neck:
"The West is so far away and the road is so difficult. How can a mortal like me get there on foot?"

"Don't touch me! I asked you to bring an extra horse but you didn't. Get down!" Nailong cursed in shame and anger, shaking his head.

Ever since Tang Xuanci recovered her appearance, it has become even more difficult for her to ignore this "ant" riding on her back.

Just because he is too beautiful.

He is far more charming than the one transformed from a monkey, as if every pore is emitting masculine charm.

Although the proud Milk Dragon tried his best to tell himself, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, rouge is also like a skeleton, this stinky monk is just a facade!"

But I still couldn't help but feel the pressure from above, the clamping force on my abdomen, the heat penetrating the fur, and the elastic force that had a small contact surface but was the most difficult to ignore.

There was a feeling of shame, anger and throbbing that made her panic, afraid and angry.

"I weigh nearly 300 kilograms now. Can those ordinary horses carry me? Only you, the dragon horse, can do it. Be good and keep going~"

Tang Xuanci's smile widened as he blew a puff of smoke towards her plump, pointed ears, which felt itchy and irritating.

"Are you going to come down by yourself, or do you want me to throw you out?" the milk dragon said coldly.

"Haha, who the hell are you threatening? If you're a mount, you have to be prepared to be a mount. Go!"

As he said that, Tang Xuanci slapped the horse's perky buttocks hard with his backhand!
Nailongma trembled all over and almost exploded with anger!

He immediately raised his front hooves high and jumped up, trying to throw the man on his back a hundred meters away. He deserved to die!
However, Tang Xuanci tightened his legs and instantly unleashed a tremendous force that was enough to crush the iron pillar, squeezing out half of the air in her chest, causing her to let out a soft groan.

"This damn monk is so powerful? How can he still be called a mortal?"

The milk dragon's eyes showed three parts shock, three parts confusion, and four parts anger.

As soon as the four hooves touched the ground, they immediately exerted all their strength and shook wildly!
In an instant, the earth cracked and dust rose into the sky, scaring the black horse ridden by the monkey in front.

However, Tang Xuanci still did not fall. The muscles in his limbs exploded, as if he was welded to the horse's back.

Feeling the roaring wind and sand beside his ears and the astonishing explosive force beneath him, he thought to himself:
"Fuck, this horse is really powerful. If it gallops, it will easily leave the high-speed train without its tail being visible. It must be tamed!"

After thinking about it, he slapped the horse's buttocks again with his backhand.

"Ah, you dead monk! Get down!" The milk dragon roared angrily, almost losing his mind with anger. He took off with a run-up and a back jump, soaring into the sky, pressing down Tang Xuanci and smashing into a protruding rock.

"boom!"

Tang Xuanci's back fell to the ground like a meteorite, the weathered rocks cracked and shattered, and the man and the horse trembled violently.

However, this attack did not cause any substantial harm to Tang Xuanci, but instead had a huge impact on her own transformed form.

It turns out that maintaining changes in oneself requires extremely strong control.

Most of the gods in heaven would have difficulty maintaining their transformation even if they were drunk, let alone when playing poker or under attack.

The milk dragon turning into a horse was originally a trick, and now his emotions were out of control and he was courting death, which caused his mind to lose control and his qi to become disordered.

In panic, she didn't care about much else and could only panic... and return to her human form.

Ah this! ?
Ah this! ?
Ah this! ?
Tang Xuanci was still thinking about taming the horse and holding her tightly, but suddenly there was another person in his arms.

The picture is too beautiful to write.

Tang Xuanci's five senses were amazing and beyond words.

The milk dragon looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, his eyes wide open, doubting his life as a dragon!
The monkeys eating watermelon nearby were dumbfounded, with expressions like "old man on the subway looking at his phone".

After several seconds, the milk dragon began to struggle in anger.

After she regained her human form, Tang Xuanci could no longer resist her and was knocked more than ten meters away by an extremely cold force.

"Stop!"

Tang Xuanci scolded:

"What are you doing? Why are you suddenly like this? Are you trying to seduce me because I'm so handsome? Beaker!"

"I will kill you!" Ao Ling turned into a dragon again.

"Stop! Someone's coming over there, why don't you turn back into a horse?"

The man and the dragon started fighting again in the wind and sand.

In the end, Tang Xuanci was frozen into an ice cube, and the milk dragon was beaten by the monkey for personal revenge.

Because the milk dragon must eat another horse before it can turn into a horse.

Tang Xuanci announced in a beaver manner that they would set up camp on the spot and asked Nailong to find a horse as soon as possible to transform back.

Otherwise, it will all be her fault if the sutra cannot be obtained!

Milk Dragon was almost mad. Although he didn't leave the team, he didn't obey either.

My goodness, they had only walked two and a half miles out of Yumen Pass, and the pilgrim team was delayed for another five or six days.

It was not until someone from a nearby society heard the news and came to persuade Nailong that she was forced to turn back into a white horse and carried Tang Xuanci on her back with gritted teeth.

The monkey asked him in a confused tone:

"You monk, didn't you say you wanted to convince this evil dragon to become our comrade? Now you're bullying her like this, I think she wants to kill you!"

Tang Xuanci chuckled and thought to himself, what do you know? APU is just a push and a pull. I'm so handsome, pulling her is a piece of cake for me, right?
First of all, of course, you have to push it hard, otherwise this dragon is arrogant and will not obey even if you tell it to.

However, he naturally would not reveal these to the monkey, and only replied mysteriously:

"Nobody knows women better than me.You'll see~"

(No one understands women better than I do. Just watch.)
(End of this chapter)