Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 117 Golden Elixir and Peaches

"...Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↓Shh→,Shh→Shh↑Shh→Shh↑Shh↑..."

The sound of a brisk whistle echoed in a large cave filled with an ominous aura.

Tang Xuanci thrust the Seven Star Knife in, grabbed the sliced ​​fresh camel monster meat, and threw it into the boiling spicy beef hot pot.

"All our belongings are here. We have nothing hidden. Please spare us, my two living Bodhisattvas!"

Two bear spirits, a male and a female, held some elixir and knelt in front of the monkey, begging for mercy.

Glancing at the monk next to her putting all the meat of her little friend into the pot, the mother bear was horrified. She hurriedly took off her earrings and big gold chain and threw them at the monkey's feet, just to save her life.

But the monkey was not interested at all. He just picked up the jade bottle and gourd containing the elixir, opened the lid and smelled it, and immediately said dissatisfiedly:

"I'm going to kill you two, you evil demons! You want to survive with just this little shit? Do you really think I'm here to beg for alms? Take this stick from me!"

Without saying a word, he swung up the big red stick with two flowers and smashed their heads.

Seeing that the male bear, who had already condensed his Nascent Soul, was still trying to abandon his body and escape, the monkey opened his mouth and sucked in its consciousness, which was like mist and light, into his stomach, and used the Samadhi True Fire to refine it in an instant.

Milk dragon stood aside, not daring to say anything, not daring to ask, and cried in his heart:
"Good fellow, now you don't even pretend, you're too lazy to even fish, you just come here to 'beg for alms'?
"They were told to seek scriptures and preach, but instead of following the Silk Road, they went to dangerous mountains and ridges, deliberately looking for demon caves to burn, kill, and plunder.

"Is this a monk? He's clearly confiscating his family's property.
“It’s so evil!
"Especially this damned Flower Monk. Not only did he rob people, he also cooked and ate them. How is this different from a monster eating people?
"It's better not to provoke him. Mother is right. I must never transform into a human form again.

"He's completely broken and is capable of all kinds of evil. If his beastly nature gets the better of him one day, he might just fry me, deep-fry me, and eat me straight away."

When I thought of frying, a strange feeling came over me again, and I couldn't help but steal a glance at the shirtless handsome man in front of the hot pot.

Tang Xuanci picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, frowning as he chewed:

"Damn it, this dead camel is sour and smelly, and its nutritional value is not high. Wukong, make that bear reveal its true form quickly and eat it directly in the pot."

“Eat, eat, eat! That’s all you do! When will this tight band be broken?”

(When will this damn tight ring break?)
Hearing the monkey's fluent West Coast Yin language, Tang Xuanci was amused. He suppressed his laughter and replied in Yin language:

"Why rush? This is Tathagata's magic weapon after all, so it's certainly not that easy to crack. But at least we're making some progress. Now that you have a basic understanding of my supreme magic, you should know how powerful it is, right?"

The monkey poured all the inferior elixirs he had collected into his mouth and swallowed them in one gulp. He did not deny the awesomeness of science, but still complained in a sinister tone:

"I do experiments every day, damaging my soul, and still trying to help you transform this and that~
"There's nothing good to be found in this barren land.

"My old Sun's life span is almost over!"

Tang Xuanci also knew that when monkeys first synthesized substances they had never seen before, they would need to do a lot of trial and error, which was indeed quite exhausting.

Moreover, chanting the spell to tighten the headband can also be stressful.

So he asked with concern: "So how long do you think you can live now?"

The monkey said:
"If I continue to toss and turn like this, I'm afraid I won't live for another year or two before I die.

“As the deadline approaches, my magical power will be greatly weakened. This world is no longer like the Tang Dynasty, and demons are rampant.

"If we meet someone powerful, I'm afraid I can escape alone, and you, a useless monk, won't be able to escape at all."

Tang Xuanci was a little surprised and frowned:
"Isn't it?
"Didn't I just help you get a fifth-level golden elixir? You even ate a second-level golden elixir.

"I heard from the Dragon King that with each additional revolution of this Great Huan Golden Pill, its effectiveness increases exponentially.

"I've also figured out a formula for the Golden Elixir—if a demon cultivator swallows an n-turn Golden Elixir, their lifespan will increase by approximately 2^n years.

"So, even if your life span was destroyed by the tight hoop when you first entered Yumen City, after taking two golden pills, your life span should have increased by 2^2+2^5=36 years.

"Even if I do experiments and work on technology every day and suffer some injuries, it's impossible that I can only last a year or two, right?

"You rascal monkey, are you lying to me? Are you trying to trick me?" The monkey frowned and cursed:

"What 2^n years?
“Ants will die of overeating if they eat one grain of rice a day, and tigers will probably starve to death if they eat one grain of rice a day!

"Your crappy formula might work for those monsters who haven't yet achieved immortality, but I, Old Sun, was already a Taiyi Golden Immortal before I caused trouble in Heaven. How can their spirits compare to mine?"

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci carefully listened to what the Dragon King said at that time and realized that he might have been wrong.

At this time, Beaker also agreed:

“The stronger the soul, the more energy is consumed to maintain immortality, which is indeed more reasonable.

"Looking at it this way, if the gods and Buddhas in the heavens want to achieve immortality, they need to monopolize the immortality energies and establish a system that records matter and energy.

“The Heavenly Palace was probably established based on this as an important foundation.

"Most of the longevity elixirs in the Three Realms come from the Tushita Palace in Heaven; all the peaches are grown in the orchards of Heaven.

"Immortals who have achieved the right path in their cultivation share 80% of the resources for longevity within the Three Realms.

"Monster cultivators who haven't achieved positive results can only compete for the remaining 20% ​​by: 'providing some raw materials for the Golden Elixir Peaches', 'serving the immortals', 'getting lucky', or 'breaking the Heavenly Laws'.

"If you fail in the competition, you will perish like mortals or animals.

"Immortals and Buddhas, demonic cultivators, and mortal animals just happen to constitute the upper, middle, and lower levels."

After hearing this, Tang Xuanci cursed in his heart:

"This... the evil Immortal Lord Wan?"

I felt as if I was in another world.

When the monkey also sat around the hot pot, he came to his senses, put his arm around its thin shoulders and said:
"It's okay, Wukong. The amount of life you dare to lose determines how powerful you are.

"Back when I was at Jinshan Temple, a merchant from Jiangzhou came to burn incense and said to me, 'Master, I recently fell in love with a mink coat. It's very expensive. I looked at it three times but couldn't bring myself to buy it.'

“The same principle applies to lifespan. If you have energy, it will only fold more and more.

"Today, we have lost a few years of our lifespans due to scientific research, but in the future, our lifespans will be hundreds of millions of years. The golden elixirs and peaches of the entire Three Realms will be under our control!"

After hearing this, the monkey did not refute, but his brows were still furrowed.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci quickly said:

"Don't worry, I've already made arrangements. Once the horse falls asleep tonight, I'll take you on a big mission. You'll definitely be able to get the Golden Elixir."

Oh? !

When the monkey heard this, he was no longer sleepy.

……

The dark moon kills people on a night, and the wind blows high and sets people on fire.

While the milk dragon was not paying attention, Tang Xuanci and the monkey both changed their appearance and slipped out of the magic cave where they were resting.

Riding the wind for eight hundred miles, they quietly bypassed the next town they needed to check in and directly arrived at the next check-in location—

A Guanyin temple.

(End of this chapter)