Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 115 Education, Completed!
The vast South China Sea, the top of Luojia Mountain.

A beautiful woman in white sat on a piece of blue stone. Her plain clothes were made of light gauze. The sunset glow reflected the snow, making her face look like a jade carving, pure and flawless.

Mu Zha was reporting with his head down:
"Master, news has come from Jambudvīpa that Tang Xuanci and Sun Wukong are still lingering at Yumen Pass and have yet to set off.

"The abbot of the local temple went to negotiate, but the guy insisted on waiting until his injuries were healed before leaving.

"They confidently said that we had promised there would be no danger at the beginning, but now they are either encountering monsters or being attacked by Taoists, and it is all our fault if they fail to obtain the scriptures.

"I think he's trying to delay things. Does he need a reminder?"

As he spoke, he turned his gaze and looked down the mountain across a distance of a thousand feet.

I saw a C-cup girl on the beach, squeezing two fat rabbits and squatting on the rocky beach, using a knife to clean the barnacles on the turtle's body.

What was strange was that there was not just one turtle around her, but seven or eight of them, all lying quietly in a long row, as if they were queuing up.

Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed to be smiling, her eyes looking straight into the distance, as if she was looking at Mu Zha, and as if she could see through the vast sea of ​​clouds and understand everything in the world.

After a moment's silence, she opened her red lips and said:
"Just give him some time to heal.

“However, we need to replace the current Wu Neng.

"In your opinion, who in the Western Fanhabi Kingdom, which is closer to Yumen Pass, can take on this important task?"

Upon hearing this, Mu Zha immediately understood the Bodhisattva's intention and said thoughtfully:
"Can replace the Enlightenment~
"First, they must be absolutely trustworthy; second, they must be clean; third, they must be highly skilled...

"Forgive my ignorance, I can't think of a suitable candidate at the moment."

Guanyin said:
"I think Xiong Ba of Black Wind Mountain has been devoted to Buddhism for the past two hundred years. We should give him a chance to achieve enlightenment.

"To ensure the safety of the longevity fruit, take this forbidden hoop with you and go to Black Wind Mountain.

"There's no need to teach Tang Xuanci the forbidden spell. You can pass the spell used to deal with that naughty monkey to Wuneng."

Ah this?

Mu Zha understood again, bowed his head and accepted the order, then stepped forward and took the magic weapon.

"By the way, what is the relationship between that naughty monkey and Tang Xuanci?"

"It is said that in order to buy off this naughty monkey, Tang Xuanci took it to brothels and gambling dens every day, spending money like water and reveling every night."

Mu Zha showed a strange expression:
"It's strange, too. Monkey King, who gave birth to a stone that day and had never been close to a woman, is now indulging himself in it every day under Tang Xuanci's guidance.

“The disciples of Yumen City have verified that Monkey King is indeed not pretending.

"Because its transformation method is contrary to pleasure, in order to truly enjoy itself, it always cancels the transformation and blindfolds the woman, almost causing trouble."

After hearing this, Guanyin remained calm on the surface, but was extremely speechless in her heart. She began to ponder the possibility that Tang Xuanci was Jin Chanzi.

However, they didn't know that after hearing Tang Xuanci's words, the monkey...

Not much. The main purpose is to confuse the Buddhist watchers.

In fact, since the monkey returned from Chang'an, they have been
I go to bed at 2:50 every night and wake up at 5:20 sharp. I focus on hard work, immersing myself in the sea of ​​learning and struggling in great undertakings.

The BCD cup stood in front of them, but neither of them even looked at it. There were articles written on the blackboard on the beautiful white back. It only asked how the equation evolved?

Gradually he would put his hand on its shoulder...

Time flies. The skin on Tang Xuanci's face transforms layer by layer, and his appearance explodes exponentially, returning to his peak.

The four major tissues, epithelium, muscle, connective tissue and nerve, are enhanced by the four nitrogen pumps of earth, wind, water and fire, and recover in excess and rush to the peak.

After the monkey said "I'm so annoyed" one thousand three hundred and fifty times, his studies in the four subjects of mathematics, physics and chemistry had basically reached the level of a junior high school graduate.

Just this, combined with the seventy-two changes, its practicality is already terrifying.

It can be said that as long as Tang Xuanci can make the monkey fully understand the design structure and materials of most of the technological products of the mother planet, the monkey can transform them in an instant.

However, using monkeys for production also has its limitations.

First, monkeys can't create everything.

Especially special metaphysical materials, such as peaches, golden elixirs, Tathagata flesh, Guanyin blood, etc., can only be mistaken for the real ones, but cannot become real.

Second, it is very uneconomical to synthesize substances solely through transmutation.

Some elements are not so bad, such as carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, silicon, copper, iron, mercury, etc. Monkeys only need to consume low-quality monkey hair and almost do not need to spend any energy.

However, most heavy elements such as uranium, radium, linderides, lanthanides, as well as isotopes with relatively small natural reserves such as deuterium and tritium, not only require higher-grade monkey hair, but also consume a lot of spiritual consciousness.

For example, uranium 235, the main material of an atomic bomb, can be extracted by plucking monkey hair, but it is far less economical than first building mining equipment and then extracting it from uranium ore.

The monkey said:

Every time a low-grade monkey hair is consumed, even if there is an adequate supply of elixirs, it will take 49 days to grow back.

If you over-exert your energy, your life span will be shortened, and you will have to take elixirs and eat peaches to make up for it.

Therefore, in order to ensure that the monkeys do not shorten their lifespans or become bald, Beaker has formulated a development strategy that is "monkey-oriented" and prioritizes the creation of "core means of production."

Of course, even if we don’t focus on monkeys, it’s useless because monkeys are not that obedient.

Tang Xuanci had done his best to deceive it these days, and finally it was willing to consume a handful of monkey hair to try it out, and finally created:
3 220V outdoor batteries;

1 wireless inkjet printer + sufficient A4 paper and ink cartridges;

1 brain wave signal amplifier;
10 business radios + sufficient batteries;

1/4 computer (graphics card and CPU are not built yet);
100 lighters;

Finally, he used the rare materials he extorted from the old Dragon King to successfully create another type of Xuanke combined bullet developed by the 749th Bureau -

Mach bomb.

It is named so because when weapons experts use this bullet to fire continuously in the laboratory, the expansion wave and compression wave generated by the rapid airflow at the muzzle superimpose on each other and burn, which will briefly burst out a Mach ring like the tail flame of a fighter plane, which is very amazing.

And because its power is much greater than that of a lightning bomb, the material of the firearms that trigger it must also be upgraded.

Thus, Revolver Air2 and AK47ProMax2 came into being.

Don’t ask why we haven’t upgraded to ultra2 yet. The reason is… the monkeys are on strike.

It is said that this magic weapon is rubbish and at most it can only kill people who have not cultivated to become immortals.

(End of this chapter)