Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 114: Yin Tongue and Radio
"Master!"

Tang Xuanci only felt a bounce on his back, and smelled two different scents entering his nose, and he knew that the green snake and the white snake had come in quietly.

"Haha, Xiaoqing, I haven't seen you for two months. You've grown up again."

He turned around with a joking look, carefully observing the green snake's expression, expecting to see some negative feedback.

But Xiaoqing was obviously mentally prepared. She didn't seem to dodge at all. She only felt sorry for her husband and raised her hand to touch his Voldemort-like face.

He deliberately teased, "I'm going to look like this in the future, are you still willing~嘤?"

Xiaoqing retaliated mouth to mouth and tongue to tongue, imitating the tricks Tang Xuanci used on her when they parted, and retaliated fiercely.

Seeing the two of them doing this again, the White Snake couldn't bear to watch and turned away.

Like 90% of men, Tang Xuanci naturally hugged her lower body with both hands, and suddenly found that her snake body seemed to have completely transformed.

"Hmm... Husband, look, I ate that spiritual fruit, and under my sister's guidance, I've already made a breakthrough!"

The green snake lifted up the hem of her skirt, revealing two long legs that looked just like those of a human, still wearing suspenders, and showed them to Tang Xuanci, her eyes filled with joy and impatience.

"Xiaoqing~"

The white snake turned around in shame and scolded:

"Shame on you! All those books you read were wasted!?"

Xiaoqing quickly let go, but she still tried to defend herself, "Sister, he's my husband, what does it matter?"

"That won't work. Besides, aren't there outsiders here?"

"Sister is not an outsider."

"You!" The white snake was speechless.

"Amitabha, my lady, Xiaoqing is right. We are all family. It doesn't matter."

Tang Xuanci chuckled and looked at the white snake out of the corner of his eye without blinking. He felt that in terms of size, she was indeed dwarfed by the milk dragon.

However, in terms of proportion, it is still quite stunning when paired with her slender waist, and has an extremely feminine beauty.

Moreover, the White Zetsu poison is also quite useful. Now that her strength has recovered, if she can be persuaded to work for her, she will definitely be very capable.

When the White Snake heard him call her "wife" again and said that they would be "one family" from now on, for some reason, she felt three parts embarrassed, three parts sad, and four parts strange emotions in her heart.

Inexplicably, I recalled the image of him leading the danger away alone that night. Compared with that unfaithful person, it was simply...

Back to the topic, they quickly exchanged information with each other.

It turned out that after the demon kings were almost killed by the monkeys that day, they immediately lifted all blockades and ambushes.

With the colorful robes in their hands, they easily escaped and arrived near Yumen Pass.

Two days ago, they heard the news that the holy monk killed the bandits and eliminated the evil, so they had been waiting for the signal, and finally got it today.

General Yin did not look like a human, so he could only hide in the nearby mountains and did not come over.

"Holy monk, I have an unwelcome request~"

As they were chatting, the White Snake suddenly picked up the brocade cassock and bowed deeply.

It turned out that she was concerned about her friend who was imprisoned and tortured in the Heavenly Prison of Leifeng Pagoda. She wanted to borrow the brocade cassock again, sneak back to the East Road of Jiangnan in the Tang Dynasty, and use some of the huge amount of money she got from the Shuangchaling Demon Mansion to build relationships and try to save him.

"We are a family, and my wife's affairs are also my affairs. I will give you the robes."

Tang Xuanci said this very generously, thinking that he couldn't use the robe openly. How much money you dare to spend determines how much power you have. The old must go before the new can come.

Sure enough, the two Snake Eyes sisters were impressed by his domineering energy. White Snake didn't know what to say, and Green Snake was just shocked.

"But, my lady, you are being hunted by both the black and white forces. When you go to the Heavenly Prison to rescue you, you must be careful and don't fall into a trap."

Tang Xuanci was actually most worried that she would be caught and betray him. After thinking for a moment, he added:

"Actually, your problem isn't that difficult, but there are bad people in the Buddhist community, so I can't intervene right now." "So, you must do what you can. If you can't rescue them, don't force it. Just take care of them. When I ascend to the Western Paradise and inherit the Buddhahood, saving them will be a piece of cake."

The White Snake naturally knew that it was almost impossible to rescue people by relying on her own connections, and the best she could do was to make her friends' lives a little easier.

This is the rule of the Heavenly Prison: if you don’t have power, don’t even think about getting out soon; and if you don’t have money, don’t even think about living a good life.

She nodded solemnly and bowed with Xiaoqing.

Xiaoqing originally wanted to go to Jiangnan with her sister, but Baishe disagreed, saying that it would be more convenient for her to travel alone, and asked her to wait for her at the relatively safe border of Xiniu Hezhou.

Tang Xuanci actually wanted their help with something, so he immediately said:

"Xiaoqing, listen to your sister. I also have something I want you to do."

Xiaoqing stopped being stubborn and asked her husband what was the matter.
Tang Xuanci said:

"I remember that Hu Zi's hometown is in U-Tsang.

"It's quite familiar with the area. It says the area is vast, spiritual energy is scarce, and household registration checks are lax.

"I want you to go with it to a place called Gao Laozhuang and find a man named Gao Cuiqiang. First, observe him secretly to see if he is honest and whether he is doing his job according to my instructions..."

Gao Cuiqiang was the cotton merchant from the Western Regions whom he took in as his younger brother and supported personally in Chang'an.

Soon, he told the Gao brothers about setting up the oil field business, and then said:

"If they are fine and haven't been targeted by the Tang Dynasty's envoys, then you can take them to help me find a resource called uranium."

As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper and a book, and said:
“I have written down all the geological characteristics on this piece of paper. Ask them to conduct an audit based on these conditions. Once I make professional detection equipment, we can conduct further screening.

"In addition, I invented a unique language that consists of only 26 letters that can be used to form words through simple linear arrangement, which is very suitable for telegraphic translation.

"Moreover, its language logic is completely different from the official language of the Tang Dynasty, and currently no one in the Three Realms can understand it.

“When we use it to communicate in the future, even if the Heavenly Court intercepts the signal, it will be impossible to decipher the content, so the safety factor is extremely high.

"I have written down the alphabet, the code, and the most basic thousand words in this book.

"You should memorize it and burn it immediately. I believe that with your spiritual awareness, you will be able to master it quickly.

"My dear, before you leave, I will make a more professional radio transmitter. As long as we align the frequencies in advance, we can maintain communication.

"Using ground wave transmission, there is no delay within 300 miles (km).

"Use sky waves to transmit upwards, and then bounce back to the ground through the ionosphere. Even if you are in Dongsheng Shenzhou, you can still communicate without any hindrance."

(PS: Civilian radios can contact the space station. The biggest factors affecting transmission efficiency are actually environmental interference and "license." Pinduoduo equipment is sufficient. The current signal interference in the four continents is obviously much less than that of the mother planet in the information age, and no license is required.)
Ah this?

The two sisters were amazed and shocked again by the man's amazing wisdom.

You know, although immortals and gods can also transmit sound thousands of miles away, they rely on magic weapons and spells. The farther the distance, the greater the energy consumption.

Compared with the consumption of these two, the consumption of transmitting radio waves can be completely ignored.

Moreover, he even created a language of his own.

He is so cultured that those famous scholars are like a bunch of illiterate people compared to him!
"Public Yin Language Level 26?" Xiaoqing picked up the book curiously and flipped through it. She was instantly attracted by the strange letters.

"Yes, this language is used secretly and cannot be seen in public, so it is called 'yin language'." Tang Xuanci laughed.

In fact, he had thought about converting the Morse code into Chinese strokes first. Although it would be easy to make mistakes when translating, it would make learning a billion times faster.

However, the war among the three realms will happen sooner or later, and information security will inevitably face a huge test at that time.

Therefore, it is necessary to let some "comrades" learn this special language for underground activities in advance!
The two sisters had no objection to this.

That night~
The White Snake spent the whole night in the outer room learning dirty words with a red face.

Tang Xuanci and Xiaoqing were in the inner room, using up one of the last four "Purple Air Coming from the East Talismans" and performing the Zhougong Ceremony.

(End of this chapter)