Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 111 Do you want to cause trouble in Heaven again?
The Great Golden Pill is the most precious kind of elixir in the Three Realms, without a doubt.

This is because its effect is the same as that of the peaches in the heavenly palace, and taking it can increase one's lifespan.

Combining the information obtained from the monkey and the Dragon King, Tang Xuanci was basically certain that compared with the "immortality" in the fairy world, the term "immortality" in the mortal world was seriously misinterpreted.

Mortals all think that immortality means unlimited lifespan, and that as long as they ascend to become immortals, they will never die.

But in fact, whether it is the Buddha, the Taoist Patriarch or the Jade Emperor, their lifespan has a limit.

Cultivating immortality can only solve the problem of "immortality" and increase the limit of lifespan - for example, from the limit of mortals of 160 years to the limit of immortals of several hundred years.

Once the immortal's time is up, his consciousness will weaken rapidly until he dies, and no amount of spiritual energy from heaven and earth will help.

Throughout history, no one has been able to achieve eternal life simply through practice.

Only a few methods such as eating peaches and taking elixirs can increase one's lifespan. This is called the real "method of longevity."

After understanding this, Tang Xuanci felt that the monkey's behavior when he was just released from prison was better explained.

It had wasted five hundred years of its lifespan just at the foot of the mountain, being crushed into that state, and it probably lost a lot of its lifespan like a cow or a horse working 996.

Combined with what it said about its "weakened soul", it can be basically judged that its time is up. If it doesn't take drugs, it may die within a few years or even a few months.

That's why it went to each demon cave to extort money, trying to get other people's elixir of life.

He couldn't wait to rush to the Zen temple in U-Tsang, probably because Guanyin promised that if he arrived on time, she would reward him with the elixir of immortality.

And tonight, because it got a golden elixir from the old Dragon King, it felt a little more relaxed and had a lot of fun before listening to the music.

"What's wrong with you? Why did you hide here quietly? Did you cry while listening to music?"

"Cry your mother's head off!"

The monkey said angrily:
"What are your intentions, you stupid monk?

"If you don't want to go to the Western Paradise, then you should talk it over with that unmarried Bodhisattva as soon as possible, and have her remove this damn tight hoop from my head and give me back my freedom!"

Tang Xuanci restrained his smile, stood facing west, hips to hip, and stood beside the monkey.

He felt that the time was ripe, so he said calmly:

“I’ll tell you the truth, Goku.

"Master not only wants to go to the Western Paradise, but also must go.

"But when I arrived in the West, I did not seek the scriptures.
"Just! Take! Life!"

oh! ?

The monkey turned to look at him with shock in his eyes, and asked knowingly:
"Whose life?"

Tang Xuanci's eyes flashed with murderous intent as he said:

"World Honored One, all Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats, I will flatten the entire Lingshan Mountain!
"If the Heavenly Court dares to stop me, I will kill all the immortals and gods in the sky!
"Wukong, I have a question for you now.

"Do you want to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace again?"

Ah this! ?
The monkey's DNA is moving.
How could it not want to?
But the fiery eyes only flashed for a moment, and then flickered again, revealing three parts of anger, three parts of worry, and four parts of suspicion and vigilance.

Tang Xuanci seemed to see through its inner thoughts and continued to talk:
"Wukong, do you feel like you're trapped by the golden hoop and can't fight against the Buddha?
"Are you still worried about being pushed back down the mountain and imprisoned for another 500 years?

"You even suspect that the master is deliberately testing you by saying this?
"This is all a manifestation of a lack of energy."

"In fact, the hoop on your head also has one in my body, right here."

He pointed below his belly button and then laid his cards on the table, telling the story of how he was forced to become a monk at a young age and how he fought his way from Jinshan Temple to Xuanwu Gate.

The monkey was stunned. Although he had already felt that something was wrong with his cheap master, he obviously didn't expect there was such a cause.

I made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and this guy made a big fuss in the Imperial Palace?
"That bitch Guanyin also cursed me. I know what it feels like when the tight band on your head goes off.

"If I'm guessing correctly, they've probably threatened you with the other monkeys from Flower-Fruit Mountain, right? Just like they're trying to touch my girlfriend and family!
The monkey's eyes were uncertain.

In fact, when it was playing with Tang Xuanci on the ridge, there were many times when it vaguely felt that there was something similar to the tight hoop in Tang Xuanci's body.

After a moment's silence, it sneered and said, "Then you are the same, didn't you just follow their wishes and leave Chang'an?
"Just you, you think you can defeat Tathagata?
"With one palm, he trapped me under the mountain for five hundred years. If you were to face him, you would be reduced to ashes in the blink of an eye!"

Tang Xuanci said confidently:

"No, we're a little different. You don't have energy anymore, and I do!
"My magical power is not as strong as Tathagata's for now, but my energy is a billion times greater than his!
“How much energy you have determines how big a thing you can accomplish.

"The King of Western Chu could have killed a hundred Emperor Gaozu of Han alone, but he still lost.

"Couldn't you have killed me by just moving your fingers outside Yumen Pass? But you still lost.

"Think about five hundred years ago, when you flaunted your power and extorted five treasures from the Four Sea Dragon Kings, and when you ascended to the Heavenly Palace, you even ate several gourds of Nine Transformations Golden Pills as if they were beans.

"But today, you were beaten up by six men and pinned to the ground by a little female dragon. After a long struggle, you finally managed to extort a second-level golden elixir from the Dragon King.

"why?
"Because you have no energy left!"

The monkey reacted again and cursed:
"Bullshit! You don't understand anything!

"It is precisely because I ate all the golden elixirs and peaches from five hundred years ago that the elixir of immortality is now as rare as a treasure.

"Besides, that bitch Guanyin specifically told the old Dragon King to let me protect you~"

The words stopped abruptly.

A pill box flew in a parabola and landed in the monkey's hands.

It clearly saw that Tang Xuanci used the ring on his hand to open the other dimension and took it out.

The old Dragon King actually gave him such a treasure?
The monkey is well-informed and knows:
It is not uncommon to see large fixed magic arrays that can open up different dimensions.

But being able to shrink the magic circle into such a small ring and being able to carry it around is a hundred times more precious than a second-level golden elixir.

The monkey was so angry that he almost exploded, cursing the Dragon King of the West Sea as an idiot for daring to look down on him.

Just when he was about to explode, he heard Tang Xuanci pointing at the pill box and saying:

“How much energy you have determines how big a thing you can accomplish.

“This fifth-level golden elixir was obtained by your master specially for you.

"You can't store it for long if you carry it with you. You don't have much life left, so eat it quickly."

Fifth rank golden elixir! ?
The humiliation at this moment was like a spark, lightly igniting the resentment that had been pent up for five hundred years.

"But ahhhhhhh! This is outrageous!"

The magic needle came out of the ear, murderous aura filled the sky, tiles cracked layer by layer, and the roof collapsed and sank.

"I will kill the dragon first, then destroy the West Sea Dragon Palace, and show you how powerful I am!"

In just a moment, Tang Xuanci on the roof and everyone in the banquet hall on the ground floor trembled in their souls, shuddered in their bodies, and even had difficulty breathing.

The milk dragon was firmly locked in by this terrifying spiritual sense, and vaguely heard the monkey's murderous words. In shock and suspicion, he almost revealed his true form.

"Wukong, calm down! You have energy again, and I can feel it! Calm down first!"

Tang Xuanci hugged the monkey's neck tightly, but was still carried away by the monkey. He broke through the collapsed roof and broke through the floors in an instant, rushing straight down.

Feeling that the monkey was really determined to kill him, Tang Xuanci had no choice but to chant the spell decisively.

"boom!"

The master and the disciple hugged each other tightly and fell to the floor above the banquet hall, scaring the women below to scream.

Tang Xuanci broke several more bones, but he ignored the pain and immediately stopped chanting the mantra, saying:
"Wukong, calm down!
"You have the energy now, but you have to learn how to control it, otherwise you will repeat the same mistakes. You don't want to be pushed back down the mountain again, do you?
"Listen to Master, as long as we act cautiously, we will definitely win this time!"

The monkey shook his still aching head, finally suppressed his murderous intent, and said through gritted teeth:
"Okay! Tell me, how do we proceed step by step?"

Tang Xuanci was overjoyed, propped himself up and sat up, smiling crookedly:
"First, of course, we have to break the two hoops on us."

(End of this chapter)