Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 110 Prison Release Party
“Call me Brother Hou.”

“Brother Hou!” “Brother Hou!”… “Brother Hou!”

In the magnificent banquet hall, a group of top service practitioners saluted Hou Zi in unison.

CDE, yellow, white, and black, fat, thin, mature, young, and old, 3×3×3×3, a total of ninety-nine technicians, all in tattered clothes, formed a big circle.

There were also three giant bathtubs filled with bubbles, several rows of clothes hangers filled with trendy clothes, a dozen musical instruments playing West Coast melodies (GTA style), and dozens of carts filled with human feasts, delicious snacks, beer and drinks...

He controlled Hou Zi's attention.

"Brother Hou, can I help you measure your size first? We will alter the clothes as soon as possible."

A woman in a cheongsam leaned over to serve with a measuring tape.

"Brother Hou, do you usually prefer loose or slim clothes? Do you like wearing hats?"

a stylist asked.

Oh?
Hou Zi hesitated for a moment, then pointed to a coat rack behind the stylist and asked curiously:
"Are those hats?"

"Yes. We have caps, baseball caps, hip-hop caps, peaked caps, jazz caps, and bowler hats. How about I give them to you to try on?"

"Hey, don't try it. Take a shower and eat first. You need all the clothes. Just change the most handsome ones out first."

Tang Xuanci took a bottle of sparkling drink named after Chen Xiaoke from the side and opened the bottle cap in front of Hou Zi.

With a "pop" sound, countless bubbles burst out, and a refreshing sweetness spread everywhere.

Oh?
Hou Zi couldn't help but take it, took a bite, tasted it lightly, then took another bite and finished it.

"Burp. This thing is... interesting. Bring me another bottle, and take a look at those next to it."

What a country bumpkin! Nailongma complained in his heart.

Seeing this, Tang Xuanci burst into laughter, took off his clothes, sat in the bathtub first, and called three technicians.

The technician was almost scared to death when he saw his battered body, and he felt even more nauseous when he thought about having to provide service.

But this was a distinguished guest whom the Governor's Office valued extremely. They dared not say anything, let alone refuse. They could only endure the physical discomfort and enter the bubble.

It had been a long time since Tang Xuanci had seen a woman truly hate him from the bottom of her heart, and it felt quite special.

"Hurry, help Brother Hou change his clothes. You guys, take my horse in for a soak. It's also a spirit, just like a human. Man, Bo, Du, you have to do what you need to do!"

Ah this! ?
The technicians all looked at Bai Ma, all stunned.

The milk dragon was so angry that she almost revealed her true form. She kicked the waiter who touched her away, walked away with a noble step, and went to the side to drink alone.

Seeing her bite open the bottle cap, hold the bottle mouth, and drink from it, everyone was stunned again and couldn't help but believe that this horse was really smart.

Soon, Hou Zi also sat in the big bathtub.

The master and apprentice both lay in the soft and elastic bubbles, listening to music, watching performances, eating delicious food, and playing the popular "Monster Killing" game with the technicians.

12个玩家随机扮演4只妖怪、4个百姓、1个捉妖人、1个道长、1个猎人、1个守村人……

In short, the master and disciple enjoy the full range of sights, sounds, smells, tastes, touch and Dharma without missing a single one.

As Tang Xuanci spent the money of the Governor's Office lavishly and rewarded all the technicians, the atmosphere in the banquet hall reached its peak.

Even the three technicians who were in the worst physical condition, stimulated by wealth and alcohol, burst into laughter, feeling that the man next to them was ugly but approachable.

Before you come, Houzi:

"Play with your mother's head!"

After coming, Hou Zi:

"Hehehe, I've long seen that this purple-robed beaker isn't a good person. I just tested you, and you're indeed a monster! Anyone who doesn't vote for her this time is an accomplice... Bring me a few more bottles of Coke and some cigarettes. I want Zhongxihai..."

However, Tang Xuanci could see that it was not true happiness.

Thinking of the ultimate purpose of bringing the monkey for enjoyment, and under the influence of alcohol, he asked a technician to play games in his place, and quietly left the table and came to the band.

He called several T0-level musicians from Yumen Pass to the toilet, and in just a few minutes, he taught them a simple accompaniment melody.

At this moment, Hou Zi had just received a "Monster" card, Nai Long was drunk on a horse, and the eighty-one technicians were laughing and showing off their skills...

Suddenly, a melody of a completely different style rang out. Deep and resonant string music, accompanied by the low drum beats, spread out like ripples on the water.

An indescribable emotion suddenly filled the air, as if it was three parts sadness, three parts anger, and four parts struggle and hesitation.

Everyone was captivated and couldn't take their eyes off the sound. They looked towards the sound and saw a naked man with his body completely ripped off, standing at the very center of the band.

The art style is quite explosive.

As soon as the prelude was over, he began to sing, his voice hoarse and coughing, without any technique, only emotion.

The crowd laughed,

“You really want to regain the happiness you once had.

"But I dare not dream anymore, or rush, or indulge,
"You've made up your mind, you've made up your mind~"

Originally, Tang Xuanci was afraid that the monkey would not understand, so he wanted to change "You have made up your mind" to "You have no energy left" to intensify the psychological blow to the monkey.

But Shaobei suggested not to do so, thinking that this song had already been tested in the lower-tier markets, that even illiterate people and primary school students could deeply resonate with it, and that monkeys could definitely understand it.

Sure enough~
Hou Zi's smile gradually froze, and his thoughts surged up, recalling the days five hundred years ago when all the mountains and seas were bowing down to him, and he could roam freely in heaven and on earth.

The milk dragon's erect ears trembled slightly, and a trance appeared in his eyes. He recalled the unrestrained West Sea before he grew up.

Even the 9981 technicians unconsciously tightened their ragged clothes, thinking of their pre-job days...

“You’re not truly happy!
"Your smile hides deep bitterness,
"You decide not to hate, and you also decide not to love,

"Isolate your soul in a body that is forever tight~"

The singing became more passionate.

One hundred and sixty-two mountains rise and fall with the melody, and tears of emotion fall on them like raindrops, full of a sense of brokenness.

Milk Dragon murmured, "Why is this song so superficial, yet so soul-stirring?"

Hou Zi seemed to be shrouded in a cloud of depression, his face was gloomy, his expression was confused and depressed.

"Start living againeeeeeeeeee!"

Sing a song.

Ten technicians returned the bounty on the spot, knelt before Tang Xuanci and cried bitterly, begging for permission to become good people.

Seeing this scene, Nailong gained a new understanding of music. She finally understood that the music saint was not just a name, and that he was not only good at writing flattering songs like "I Love You Tang Dynasty".

And the monkey disappeared into the crowd in the blink of an eye.

……

"Xiao Hou?"

"Xiao Hou?"

"Goku!?"

Tang Xuanci searched the huge building but couldn't find any trace of the monkey, so he simply stopped at the window in the corner of the corridor and said to the air:

"Wukong, I know you must have been watching me, afraid that someone would come and attack you and kill you as well.

"Come out quickly, I have something to tell you.

"If you don't come out, I'll commit suicide!"

After a pause, Tang Xuanci jumped out of the window.

Sudden.

A mosquito suddenly turned into an eagle, grabbed Tang Xuanci with its claws, flew onto the roof and threw him heavily, cursing madly:
"You crazy bastard! Fuck you!"

"Hahahaha~"

Tang Xuanci laughed loudly and glanced around, and saw the monkey's real body sitting cross-legged in meditation under the moonlight, with an empty pill box beside him.

He knew that the box originally contained a "Second Transformation Golden Pill", also known as the "Second Transformation Great Returning Golden Pill".

(End of this chapter)