Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 112 You Must Learn Mathematics, Physics, and Chemistry
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"Do you know how to break the tight hoop?" The monkey was no longer sleepy.

It can be said that since the day it put on the tight hoop, it has been thinking about how to loosen it all the time.

Tang Xuanci first reminded it to be careful against eavesdropping, and then told it the method proposed by Beaker to decipher the "source code".

“Wukong, although your magical power is temporarily ahead of my master, the thing sealed in my body is what Buddhism values ​​most.

"Whatever this is, as long as we can further control it, or even use it, it means we have greater leverage.

"Besides, our two hoops are entangled with each other. If we can get both spells and verify each other, the efficiency and safety factor of breaking them will be higher."

Having said this, Tang Xuanci paused and asked with expectation:
"So, can you somersault to Chang'an, sneak into the palace, and get the spell for this hoop in my body from that idiot Li Shimin without anyone noticing?"

The monkey thought for a moment and said:
“It’s definitely not possible for Tengyun to go there.

"The Heavenly Court has clairvoyance. Immortals and demons flying freely in the sky at such a high speed will be immediately detected.

"I can only walk on the ground, and I have to avoid being noticed by the mountain gods and the land gods. It will take me at least a day to go back and forth."

Tang Xuanci was basically certain that the so-called clairvoyance in the mortal world was 99% likely just something similar to a satellite that the Heavenly Court had built to monitor from the sky.

This system is very sensitive to flying objects with obvious characteristics such as airplanes and missiles.

However, it is not as sensitive to things on the ground. Although it can observe them, it cannot monitor them at all.

Tang Xuanci: "It's okay, go ahead. If you're really worried, leave a clone behind to protect me."

"No, I can't. If I'm too far away, even living things will become dead."

"Then let me take care of it first. You can leave in two days. Go quickly and come back soon. Don't worry, the milk dragon is under my control. There will be no other danger in the city."

"I can go there. I guess the city defense of Chang'an won't be much stronger than Xianyang in the past."

The monkey muttered:
"But that stinking bitch who never married a husband must have repeatedly warned the King of Tang not to reveal the curse. Now she wants to do it secretly. How can I make him reveal it?"

Tang Xuanci immediately said:

"Use illusion, preferably the kind that allows you to enter a dream state.

"That's probably how Li Shimin was frightened to the point of losing all his energy. You can sneak into his dreams, pretend to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, or something, and cast the spell on him.

"That way, even if he wakes up and remembers it, he'll think it was just a dream, and no one will know about it, right?"

"You monk, you are indeed insidious~" The monkey frowned, "but I, Sun Wukong, have never bothered to learn such sneaky tricks."

"Haha~ Goku, don't act so cool, if you don't know how to do it, just say you don't know~"

Tang Xuanci mocked mercilessly.

I still remember that when I wanted to teach it math, physics and chemistry at Wuzhi Mountain, it was dismissive and asked in return whether learning math, physics and chemistry could make one immortal?
"It's okay, I'll teach you."

As Tang Xuanci spoke, he raised his left hand and gazed at the Xumi ring, visualizing a complex circular pattern. As his consciousness developed the illusion of weightlessness and falling, a "portal" the size of a toilet door appeared out of thin air.

Beaker guessed correctly that the function of this ring was indeed to temporarily build a "wormhole" that connected to another existing space.

Based on Beaver's calculations, she guessed that the space connected by this ring would not exceed the Three Realms.

Judging from the situation on the other side of the wormhole, it should be in a dry and closed underground crack. Excluding the corners that are inconvenient to store things, the volume is only as big as a bathroom.

The old dragon king also said that it is not recommended to try to expand the capacity by yourself.

This is because doing so not only carries the risk of landslide, but if one is not careful, the connection between this magic weapon and space may completely collapse.

Tang Xuanci didn't have time to study it in depth for the time being. With the help of the light of a night pearl inside, he put his entire arm in and touched a bookshelf full of martial arts books.

In fact, these precious books were shamelessly extorted by Tang Xuanci when his wet nurse was sorting out her personal belongings.

It was precisely because he saw the secret method of entering dreams that he had a flash of inspiration and thought of using illusion to cast a spell.

"Next, this book, 'The Divine Machine for Entering Dreams,' contains a magical technique for invading dreams. Study it carefully. Don't you call yourself a genius? You became an immortal after two and a half years of practice. You should be able to learn this trivial technique in two and a half days, right?"

The monkey was quite speechless. He took the secret book he threw, flipped through it, and said:

"Does it take two days to learn this?
"But even if we use this method, there's no guarantee that King Tang will reveal the curse. What if he refuses to reveal it even in his dreams?

"If I continue to entice and pressure him, he'll be frightened when he wakes up, and there's no guarantee he won't seek help from those around him, or even from high Buddhist monks, to resolve his confusion."

Tang Xuanci said:

"Let's plan it carefully. You can try it once in your dream, but you must not arouse suspicion.

"I have a plan B..."

As he spoke, he took out a dozen pill bottles, medicine gourds and jade boxes and placed them on the ground. He also took out the most advanced but very basic martial arts skills from the bookshelf.

This set of things taken together can be regarded as the top resources for "from warrior to Nascent Soul", and it even contains two elixirs that are more precious than the Earth Spirit Snake Fruit and can assist in forming the elixir and condensing the Nascent Soul.

It is equivalent to high school students on Xuanci’s mother planet being admitted to Jinghua, and being directly assigned an internship position as an assistant to the CEO of a Fortune 500 company in their senior year.

Monsters like General Yin are untouchable even across ten levels.

"It's just right that you can take these things with you. Find a talented woman named Wu Chu in the palace and give them to her secretly."

Tang Xuanci said sternly, "She is Li Shimin's concubine, but my lover. She is very powerful. If she succeeds in ascending to the throne, she will become an ace spy."

Ah this! ?
The monkey was stunned at first, and then he scolded Tang Xuanci as an unkind and lewd monk. How could he love his sister-in-law?

Tang Xuanci said confidently:

"I knew her before I entered the palace, and I had sex with her after the second transformation of Xuanwu Gate. It's both reasonable and justified."

The monkey snorted coldly, no longer dwelling on the ethical issues, and asked again: "What if she can't handle it?"

"Then I can only rely on the tight-fitting curse, starting with your tight-fitting curse."

Tang Xuanci said:

“As I said earlier, to crack it, besides knowing the spell, you must also conduct repeated experiments to obtain accurate data.

“So, you have to be prepared to endure hardships and pain.

"You must also master mathematics, physics, and chemistry... This is the supreme method that I wanted to teach you back at Five Finger Mountain."

When the monkey heard the words "mathematics, physics, and chemistry," the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch, and his tone was disdainful and irritable:
"What kind of bullshit supreme magic is this? Isn't it just math? And what about those molecules in the air? What use can they have by changing them around?
"Can it kill people? Or can it make you immortal?"

Tang Xuanci seemed to see himself in junior high school and said with a smile:
“You have to learn anyway.

“And at least you have to learn calculus, wave functions, probability theory, and analytic geometry in advanced mathematics, and you also have to understand quantum physics.

"Otherwise, my communication with you would be like talking to a cow. The tight hoop is in your consciousness, and it is impossible for me to obtain accurate experimental data."

"It's so annoying~"

The monkey questioned:
“What a mess?

"This tight hoop is extremely strange. It's clearly within my consciousness, but I can't grasp it.

"Are you sure that using arithmetic techniques that even children can learn can break the Tathagata's magic weapon?"

Seeing it chattering and refusing to learn this or that, Tang Xuanci felt like hitting it on the head with a ruler like a primary school teacher.

At this time, Beaker came up with an idea.

After hearing this, he said patiently:
"Wukong, you said that even a child can know the magic skills of my master?
"Then I will ask you a simple question.

"If I put a perfectly round iron ball, one foot long at its widest point, into a vat that is exactly full of water, how much weight will the overflowing water have?"

Ah this?

The monkey thought for two seconds, pulled out his hair and turned out an iron ball, a tank full of water, and a scale.

Tang Xuanci was speechless and cursed:
"What the hell are you doing here? I asked you to calculate, not measure directly."

"Why should I extrapolate when I can measure it directly?"

"Haha, then why don't you just take off the tight headband on your head and see how to break it?"

"..."

The monkey was speechless, as if he understood something, but not much.

Staring at Tang Xuanci, its eyes spun around, and it suddenly cast a spell to enlarge the iron ball in its hand, then raised it above the water and asked:

"The widest part of this ball is one and a half feet. Can you calculate for me how much the overflowing water will weigh?"

Tang Xuanci laughed heartily, pointed at it and cursed:
"You damn monkey, you're testing me?

"Then, you can conjure up ten lumps of iron, of any size and shape, and then a ruler. I will then broaden your horizons."

The monkey immediately did as he was told and conjured up ten balls, ten jars, and ten scales.

Tang Xuanci first dipped his hand into a drop of water from the jar to taste the composition, then pretended to measure it with a ruler for a while. In an instant, he finished the calculation and reported ten numbers.

The monkey shouted "Start" and put ten balls into the jar, pouring the overflowing water onto the scales.

It took a closer look and saw that if the scale used "liang" as the unit, it was exactly right!
"Hahahahaha, Goku, are you convinced or not?"

This was the first time Tang Xuanci experienced the pleasure of being a top student, and he was grinning from ear to ear.
The monkey looked dissatisfied, but he was honest. He asked, "How did you calculate that?"

Tang Xuanci patted its thin shoulders and said with a smile:
"Calculating irregular objects requires advanced mathematics. Even if I explain it now, you won't understand.

"You need to start from elementary school mathematics and junior high school physics. I can see that you are a good candidate for scientific research and you will definitely learn it in no time.

"Now you have the energy. From now on, we are not only master and apprentice, but also comrades. We must celebrate tonight.

"Hurry up and eat that golden pill, then we can go down, relax, and have fun!"

Comrade...?

The monkey swallowed the fifth-level golden elixir and sat cross-legged in the air.

Soon I realized that the slight sense of stagnation in my mind had completely disappeared.

In fact, the moment it made that decision, it knew—

that's right!
(End of this chapter)